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ITT: stories of how we caught people mirin your clothes!

>Be me earlier today
>walk into 1 of the only two effay stores in Norway
>All the sales assistants are dressed overly "effay" in what seems like their work uniform
>Browse around for a bit
>Huge fucking sale so all kind of plens walking into a store they obviously dont belong in
>Two cuties walk into the store with their mom
>Hear them whisper "hey hes cute, do you think he works here?"
>Literally cannot believe these two 8/10 girls thought i worked in that store
>Get really high on myself and have a huge confidence boost the rest of the day
>Get home, realise they were huge plebs and only thought i worked there because i dressed in monochrome
>Take a hot shower go to bed early

>> No.9981311

2 girls saying a faggot like you is cute?
Sounds fake to me

>> No.9981323

>>9981311
Why are you so salty? Is it your life making you mad?

>> No.9981729

Just out of curiosity. Witch city in Norway?

>> No.9981780

>>9981729
Kek. Which*

>> No.9982126

>be me, female
>in airport I've never been in before
>looking for my gate and terminal
>airport worker comes up to me, asks if I know where I'm going
>"ehh, not exactly"
>offers to show me
>once we arrive I thank him and he says "no problem, nice outfit by the way, you look really nice."

feels good man.

>> No.9982136

>>9982126
>ITT: stories of how we caught people mirin your clothes!
>caught people mirin

You didnt catch him mirin, he gave you a complement. Thats a pretty common thing for most people to receive, plus your a lady so I would feel it would be even more common.........did i get baited?

>> No.9982140

>>9981256
Hello, me

>> No.9982145

>be walking home
>guy from across the street yells something
>'what was that?'
>'nice kicks,' he says, running up to me and pushing me against a chain-link fence 'hook me up, you punk ass'
>I'm lost for words
>he raps me on the side of the forehead and pulls out a knife, 'don't make me aks again!'
>I take off my shoes and he grabs them from me, pushes me to the ground, and runs off
>I'm all scraped up and start smiling as I stand up
>he likes my shoes :~)

feels good man

>> No.9982287

>>9982126
you realize this story would have the same exact effect on everyone if you deleted the unnecessary comment proclaiming your gender

>> No.9982293
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>>9981256
How does "hey hes cute, do you think he works here?" sound in norwegian?

>> No.9982294

>tfw no one mires my fits because i live in plebville usa
>tfw i never wear my fits in the only boutique that will

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>>9982136
>>9982287

>> No.9982304

>>9981256
>>Two cuties walk into the store with their mom
How old were they? If you say anything over 14, your story means nothing

>> No.9982307

I've had people ask me wear I got things I was wearing before. Also had a guy awkwardly ask me in the bathroom once if he could buy my shoes.

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>>9982126
>be me, female

>> No.9982421

>>9982145
top fucking kek

>> No.9983069

some people thought i worked at the comme des garcon store in paris :3

>> No.9983165

>>9983069
Why?
Cause ur obvs gay?

>> No.9983224

>>9982145
Underrated post

>> No.9983250

Sounds like you people are just exaggerrating what's nothing but normal human interaction, I think you are looking too deep into things.

>> No.9983263

>>9983069


rue royale/ concorde ?

>> No.9983309

Hvor bor du da?

>> No.9983502

>>9981256
Yme? I went there as well yesterday decked out in full Rick.

>> No.9983622

>walk into tesco a year ago
>security guard says "you can't wear your cloak hood in here, anakin skywalker "

I wasn't even dressed in gothninja shit it was only my DRKSHDW hoodie, fuckin racists

>> No.9983636

>>9983622
LOL

>> No.9983672
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>>9981256
>walk into 1 of the only two effay stores in Norway
>Huge fucking sale so all kind of plens walking into a store they obviously dont belong in
>realise they were huge plebs

way to shatter my image of Norway OP

>> No.9983720

>>9983622
>fuckin racists

I didn't know Jedis were a race

>> No.9983723
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9983723

>Be me
>Be at farmers market
>Looking for muh tomato vendor
>See a qt
>Wearing nice simple fit, feelin good
>Carrying my designer straw market bag
>See her boyfriend dressed full pleb
>She looks at me
>Feels good man.jpg
>Find tomato vendor
>Get a bunch of tomatoes
>Keep walking around the market looking for my favourite hippie Jamaican vendor
>See grill again
>Looks at me again
>Not with boyfriend this time
>Try to talk to her, practice my pick-up skillz
>Chique straw market bag rips open
>Tomatoes start spilling out all over her feet
>Shiggity Diggity drop my tomatoes on the grill

>> No.9983759

>>9981256
What do you consider the two only effay stores in Norway?

>> No.9983764

>at an amusement park
>be pleb
>pin roll my N&F weird guy with some 574s
>waiting in line for a ride
>some guy yells at me 'u pinroll bro?'
>see he pinrolled his chinos with a pair of Air Force ones
>just smile and give him a thumbs up
>never pinroll again

>> No.9983772

What a pathetic bunch of people you guys are, no wonder you all get cucked by /fit/

>> No.9983780

>>9983720
You know nothing

>> No.9983789

>>9983622
lmaaoooooo

>> No.9983791

>>9983723

is this a take on the old "spaghetti" story?

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9983806

>>9983772
>cuck

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>>9982145
Sid?

>> No.9983838

>>9983806
well meme'd

>> No.9983882
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9983882

>Waiting at bus stop
>Two girls sit down at bench
>Start whispering to each other and occasionally looking over at me
>Start feeling a little tense because its more than obvious that they're talking about me
>One of them whispers something along the lines of "fine, I'll ask"
>She gets up and asks me who I'm cosplaying
>Mfw

>> No.9983892

>>9982287
nice try

>> No.9983915

>>9983882
well?

>> No.9983933

>>9983882
I smiled

>> No.9984015
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>>9983263
this one

>>9983165
yes
yes

>> No.9984157

>be attractive
>be confident and comfortable
>catch grills mirin no matter what fit

when i am wearing a "fit" it doesn't seem like there's any more female attention, except maybe from girls that are fashionable. pleb girls honestly don't care what you wear as long as you've got a good haircut, good face and you're tall.

I catch dudes mirin too, especially if i'm wearing my meme shoes

>> No.9984159

>be me
>uni
>final project presentation for the semester
>have to dress "nice"
>jeans, long-sleeve shirt, ralph sweater on top because it was chilly that morning
>in the parking lot at campus
>see this MFA kinda guy there, actually one of the only faggots that dresses nicely in my school
>caught faggot mirin me
>it was a good day

>> No.9984233

>>9984157
by meme shoes you mean what?

>> No.9984302

>>9981256
skam deg.

>> No.9984311

>>9981256
herregud så flaut..

>> No.9984336

>>9984159
This is embarrassing for everybody who posts here, myself included.

>> No.9984340

>>9984159
>be me
oh wow

>> No.9984341

traadstarter er en soper

>> No.9984456

>>9984340
you don't know how stories work do you?
you start with
>be me
and than you say your age (optional)
> 19 yrs old
and than you say the location of where it happened
>mcdonalds

there you go, I hope I helped you out a bit my new friend!!

>> No.9986106

>>9983764
2 tru

>> No.9986114

>be on holiday in japan
>qt high school girls try speaking english to me
>mumble hello and walk off
kill me

>> No.9986163

>get some faggotcore 3 inch top 1 and a half inch side and back haircuit
>take hand, run it through hair and fuck with it
>meet some girl from class and she can't stop mirin the haircut

some people in life, are just really easy to please.

>> No.9986170

>Having to make a thread and individual posts to talk about how people 'mire' you
>admitting that you have had so few experiences with this that you can simply make one greentext story about it to sum up your existence
fucking normies i swear to myself

>> No.9986198

>>9983250
lack of social interaction can do that to a teenager ::)

>> No.9986206

>>9984233
vans sk8 his, in the classic black and white colorway

why?

>> No.9986214

>>9983250
Exactly. And if they had actual mirin stories they wouldnt feel the need to post them here for validation.
Fuckin normies

>> No.9986245

>>9981256
>yesterday
>Waiting for the streetcar in the hot sun
>wearing Zara memeskort, a tank top, low heels
>middle aged Vietnamese woman comes up to me and says "I like your skirt, where's it from?"
>"Zara, but like two years ago"
>"Oh wow Zara is very expensive store but they make nice things" *eyes me up and down*"oh and those are nice shoes too!"
>"Yeah, it can be really hit-or-miss"
>"Oh, nice shoes"
>"Yeah, they're good for walking around the city in. A good sensible heel"
>"Do you do exercise?"
>"Pardon me?"
>"You have a nice body, do you do exercise?"
>"Th-thank you. yeah I lift weights a few times a week"
>"You are so lucky to be young and have a nice body"
>"Th-thanks"
>"And the skirt is from Zara?"
>"Yeah but two years ago"
>"right... two years ago"
Then the streetcar came and I sat near the back once I saw that she had already gotten a seat near the front. My self esteem

>> No.9986260

>>9986245

kinda sounds like she was sizing you up to see if her /squad/ would have a good chance of success in making you the newest star of the live-action hellscape "Taken IV"

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>>9986245
>zara
>very expensive

>> No.9986286

>>9986245
you are so autistic

>> No.9986296

>I like your shoes anon
>I love your shoes anon
>Where did you get those shoes anon?

Nobody else compliments the goddamn other parts of my outfit.

>> No.9986340

>>9986245
if your actually approachable then your doing something wrong, trust me

>> No.9986365

>>9986340
This. The most i get out of people about my outfits is when i wear my racers an people say "nice kicks!!" But thats because theyre nike and its easy for a normie to comment on. Or they just glare at my fucking clothes with voided eyes.

>> No.9986368

>>9986296
Shit i didnt even see this before i posted but holy fuck yes. Like you can get told you dress well or get made to do social stuff when youre with friends because youre the most attractive or whatever but its always the fucking shoes man. I could wear a shirt that said fucking versace on it and theyd still say my supras are dank..

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>>9982145
this is a pretty good post

>> No.9986506

>>9981256
>walk into 1 of the only two effay stores in Norway
Norwegian here, where is this?

>> No.9986513

>>9986506
dover skreet market in London

>> No.9986529

I live in flyover country, so it's mostly middle-aged people miring me because my $100 jacket matches my $100 shoes.

>> No.9986642

>>9986513
>In London
Boy, thanks a lot.

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>>9982145
great post, man! have a upboat

hope to see you posting again soon!

>> No.9986953

>be me
>barber shop
>2 barbers mirin my shoes
>1 decides to ask "nice kicks, where the from?"
>c-common p-projects
>" they fresh as fk, where you get them?"
> tell him I got them online and play it off
>feel nice for the rest of the day

>> No.9987138

>>9983780
for you

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>>9986953

Nonono you got it all wrong, this is how to transform a story based on a real life event for 4chan:

>be me
>be white
>go to one of those black barber shops for a sick fade cut
>wearing my white CP achilles low memes
>barber mirin'
>niggas love white shoes
>"fresh kicks where did you get them?"
>MFW he doesn't know what CPs are
>pleb
>decide to fuck with him
>"these are c-c-cuckon projects"
>barber can't hear me clearly
>"what's a cuck?", "where can I get them?"
>use my 4chan skills: "shut up nigger"
>MFW get kicked out of the barber shop with half a cut because of my CPs

>> No.9987179

>>9983720
>Jedis

>> No.9987186

>gril with bf does a double take on me and smiles
>bf notices and glances over at me
>holds her closer

good feel

>> No.9987269

>>9982293
Hei, han er sot. Tror du han jobber her?

>> No.9987453

>>9987186
>"Sarah, I know it's disturbing but try not to look at him. Retarded people can be dangerous after all."