/fa/ - Fashion

>LOL whys your jeans look like that anon what the fuck ahahahaha wud u do to them?

>idklol
Works everytime.

"idk bro why do you have so many wrinkled ass pockets on your shorts"

>>9948252
fuck you mean boy

I spent a thousand on these muh fuckin jeans boy

>why did you pay $350 for plain white tennis shoes??

Because it looks good; subjectivity.

>>9948242

thats the cig pocket mane.

>lol r u wearing a sweater wtf anon do you wanna be a girl or something ahahaha?

>>9948242
My winter jacket has a pocket on both shoulders and one arm..

>>9948242

OP how old are you? Legitimately curious because I'm 22 and grew up in closed-minded-as-fuck Indiana and I never get questions like these. "Are you trying to be a girl by wearing a sweater?" what the fuck? who says this shit? I mean, seriously, the arm pocket is being contested? This is something a 5 year old asks. what the hell is even going on with this.

>OMG, have you been on a diet? Your legs are sooo skinny!

THEY'RE STRAIGHT LEG PANTS YOU CUNT.

>>9948328
Nobody has asked them those questions. They are just insecure and socially inept. They are unsure what to expect when wearing their new clothes outside.

>lol why are you wearing kneepads on your jeans anon XDDDD
>why are u wearing a shirt around your waist are u trying to make it look like a skirt XDDDDD

>people make stupid questions to strangers about such trivial things
>americans

also

>not being so effay that you intimidate people
kek

>>9948242

lol no one asks this, and if they do i hope they're just your friends mocking you because that is a STUPID as fuck question considering these are militart flight jackets that have been around since at least the 80s

>>9948242
What's the zipper for?

Just answer the fucking question.

I'm curious too. What is it for?

>>9948665
really?

its a pocket you dumbfuck, its obvious

>i dunno lol

works like a charm

>>9948665
cigarette pocket

that bomber pilots would use

while ignoring the flight attendants and smoking in the bathrooms

>>9948359
height/weight?
look great, shoes and pants

>>9948675
BUT FOR WHAT PURP--

>>9948685
Oh, thanks.

>>9948688
Uh.

5'8"/130 lbs

>>9948696
>5'8"

>>9948702
Yep.

You won't see me complaining, though.

>>9948328
18. Grew up in western new york.

>>9948529
>>9948643
These are all questions i've actually been asked by people trying to mess with me. Well, except the biker denim one, i dont own any fucking biker denim.

>>9948709
at that height I won't see you at all

>>9948740

why do people "mess with you?"

are they your high school friends you just hang around with for the sake of convenience?

i thought new york was supposed to be a fashion forward city???

>>9948748
I'll see you. We'll still have a chance to be friends.

>>9948748
HOLY KEK!!

>>9948748
TOP KEK

>>9948749
WESTERN new york, its an entire state retard. And the western half is full of rust and cows.

No these in particular were by a dude i met through the boy scouts.

Im bi, so these guys always put on a little tough-guy act around me, which includes making fun of me for liking fashion.


MY high school friends think Im girly but they accept me for it.

>>9948279
has anyone really said that?

>>9948786
Yep, almost word for word. It was a military surplus sweater.

>>9948779

sorry, i'm not really familiar with third world geography

>>9948242
>Do you have a pocket on your sleeve?
Yep

>What's with the zipper on it?
The zipper is there so shit doesn't fall out of the pocket.

>>9948252
>Why do your jeans look like that?
The styling comes from motorcycle pants (Not that this question would get asked. They sell knockoffs of these at Forever 21. My local university campus is full of them).

>>9948748
B T F O

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F

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>>9948799
They sell bomber jackets fucking everywhere and I still get messed with for having one a lot.

These are people who think a pea-coat is an extremely fancy item


They also refer to literally any wool coat as a pea-coat.

>>9948242
w2c bombar

>>9948812

Well, that comes with the territory of being young and/or being in a boring place. At least you understand it and know where they're coming from.

>>9948748
Oh shit

>>9948831
>At least you understand it and know where they're coming from.
why does that matter?

>>9948279
>>9948242
guess something like this would blow their minds then, jfc

>>9948242
>>9948252
>>9948265
>>9948279
>>9948359
>>9948567
literally never gotten any of these questions

never did the shirt tied around waist thing that one would probably get a tease from someone who knew it was a 90s thing but not a question

>>9948834

Because I've yet to find a situation where more empathy is ever a bad thing.

>>9948847
oh boy

>>9948252
>>9948279
are your friends really this autistic?

It's where I put my condoms and yu-gi-oh cards

>>9949031

implying you'll ever use more than 1 of the 2

>>9948748
for you !!!

one time someone asked me why I was wearing dress shoes when I was wearing black leather chelseas. still don't know wtf that was about. kept on insisting they were something you'd only wear paired with a suit after I told him what they actually were.

>>9949037
I've got a magnum condom with your name on it.

>>9949046
that's funny because my name is only 3 letters long

>>9949053
or should i say 3 letters short?

>>9949053
> reeeeeeeee

>>9949057
but THATS BIG FOR YOU

>>9948242

I was watching Basic Instinct

low and behold, a classic

michael douglas looks way young in this one

>>9948748

>>9948748

>>9948282
ID?

>>9948748

>>9948359
Oh hey you browse /fa/
Thanks for posting the boots so nicely protected they're siq

>>9948702
Isn't that pretty normal?

>>9948529
Not op but a couple of my friends did ask why my bomber had an arm pocket, though it was obviously just top banter with the lads and clearly nobody wanted an answer that wasn't a joke

Can't imagine getting all riled up about the question though, even if it was legit. If you're gonna get all upset about people asking why you've got a pocket in a weird place, maybe either chill out or, if you really have to, just look up the answer so you can go full autism and explain the history of the arm pocket, instead of just going part autism and posting on 4chan about it

>>9948359
>acne tag still on

>>9949057
under appreciated tbh
anon got btfo

>>9948748

>>9948748

>>9949053
What is is? Poo?

>>9949053
I thought it was 11 letters long for "stupid whore"

>>9948779
>boy scouts

well he's retarded thats your problem

>>9948242
Never had to deal with this situation ever tbh.

>>9948748
hahahahaha

>>9948748

I don't get comments like that.

>>9950276
Hey, I'm glad you like them!

>>9948359
straight-leg nowadays is synonymous with bootcut pants with wide ass leg openings

>>9948359
They're too short on you, and your cat is overweight you cruel cunt

>>9952266
My cat is just a big fluff ball. Don't worry about him.

>>9948242
i keep my card wallet and motorcycle insurance/ownership in my sleeve pocket.

>>9948748
rip ahahaha

>>9952266
really? the length looks perfect
>>9952281
fucking someone call PETA this is animal abuse

>>9952281
I'm going to worry I'll never see a cat that cute again shit what a cutie cat

>>9948252
>>9948242
they're right, that's just superfluous and unfashionable.

>>9948359
Do you really keep the etiquette on? that's so sad anon, that's just so sad.

>>9952284
underrated answer

>>9952226
Out of curiosity what boots did you buy that you consider better than these? The only boots in recent collections that come to mind that are anywhere close to being this nice are the s/s 15 undercoverism side zips

>>9952510
These Common Projects service boots from the same season. I wouldn't consider them better, but I have a preference for the distressed leather styling.

>>9952281
holy shit I love your cat

>>9952578
Wow those are beautiful, guess you didn't get to wear them as much before

>>9948748
Holy fuck anon

>>9948819
topman does one

>>9948279

Do you live with hicks?

>>9948748

>>9948748
BRUH

>>9948748
ETHERED

>>9948779
they lowkey want your boipussy imo

>>9948359
id on shoes? Seen them before but can't for the life of me remember what they're called

>>9948748

>>9948242
>>9948252
any questions people might have about this crap are completely justified because holy fuck does this stuff look stupid

>>9948252
>hey anon nice space pants
>t-thanks

>>9952578
I have a pair of Windsor Smiths like pic related, they have a zip on the other side and are kind of the same style

>>9953361
One cost $800 and the other $120.

The people I usually talk to aren't that retarded

>>9948748
savage

>>9952281
:33333

>>9948242
>lol anon y do u have a pocket on your sleeve?
yeah
>whats with the zipper on it lol?
yeah, cool, right?

they just have to agree so they don't seem out of place

>>9948242
You can not be a beta faggot and no one will question what you do

>>9948748
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9948279
>tfw i secretly do want to be a girl but i'm too ugly to pull that out{
i-i-i just wanted to be qt!

Hank had one!

>>9948748
REKT

>>9948748
underrated post

>>9948242
It's where I keep my cigarettes.
Also because, fuck you, that's why.

>>9948748
tfw you're 5'7 and still laughed at this

>>9953135
common projects

>>9953368
http://www.windsorsmith.com.au/devon-119559?color=Brown

>>9953907
cheers

>why do you cuff your jeans anon? is your house flooded?

>>9948242

The original design of that pocket on the MA-1 was for holding pencil/pens and a notepad, back when airmen actually had to write shit.

I don't thinks it's that superfluous though, you could always put cigarettes, a money clip, card holder, etc in there.

>>9948748

>>9954660
cuffing jeans is the most superfluous idiotic trend right up there with popped collars.

>Why you wear a hat all the time, anon? Take your hat off.

>>9956753
>john lennon
>james dean
>elvis
These alphas all cuffed their jeans and popped their collars.

How does it feel to be a beta?

>>9954730
I bought one just to get drunk and keep keys and cab money in those pockets. Sup er handy

>>9956815
>I'm going to dress as Elvis today mother, could you iron my collar please?

>>9948748
And he's DONE!

>>9948242
What's up with these faggy slim pseudobombers?

Bomber is supposed to be puffy due to lining and warm as fuck.