/fa/ - Fashion

Get your mate with the steadiest hands (if he has the DTs give him a carton first) to chop it up for ya

>>9941779
>a professional mullet

what a fucking soft cock

best haircut i ever seen

wouldnt be the same if it wasnt DIY, but i suggest you get your uncle who just got off on parole to cut it for you

First I thought there was a guy behind taking the picture of him from behind and then send him the photo

god youre a faggot asokone

can we start to collect all the pics of /fa/ users with mullets?

>>9941878
stance looks like the feel guy

was he the inspiration for it

>>9941875
op here, im not asokone. is that him? i thought he doesnt post anymore

>>9941779
Amazing

Will this haircut suit me if I have a romboid face?

>>9941878
i wonder how this is progressing

i wanna grow a mullet but i have too much to prove

from nanaimo bc, every highschool hockey/rugby kid had this two years ago. Sorry gang but your two years behind highschoolers.

>professional mullets
if youre the sort of faggot who becomes a hairdresser, you dont understand mullets. hook your mate a sixer of VB and hand him some shears. the better a bloke your mate is, the better mullet you'll get.

A mullet is definitely a patrician preference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI_tPjkbkwU

>>9941779
if i see one more mullet thread im gonna cut mine off

>>9942185
Please just do it

it looks fucking gross

reporting this thread for spam

>>9942231
god's work

If you wanna look like you just teleported from Russia of 2005

>>9942421
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joz9lxlhoFM

>>9942201
bet u have curtains

bump

Also Scumwave General I guess

>>9941862
>>9941869
>>9941866
>>9942172

okay i will get my mate to do it. should i show him the picture first? i really like how OP pic looks like there's kind of a chunk cut out in the one spot. or will he think i'm a fag if i have a pic

>>9941779

most /fa/ australian users are beta, not the footy type required to rock the mullet unfortunately.

>>9946007
pf why do you have brown eyes

>>9946007
do you have or have you ever had a mullet

>>9941878
Dank af

>>9946007
ah yes and pigfuck the mentally ill neet who spends 14 hours a day on 4chan trying to convince teenagers that blacks are the cause of the world's problems is NOT beta :)

>>9946019
idk my dad has blue eyes and so does my brother.

brown hair brown eye is pretty rare i dont mind it.

>>9946020
never had a mullet, had a few friends that did in high school, you need to be a certain archetype of person to rock it.

>>9941878
>>9941779

is not it

>>9946023
>brown hair brown eye is pretty rare i dont mind it.
>brown hair brown eye is pretty rare i dont mind it.
>brown hair brown eye is pretty rare i dont mind it.
lol

>>9946033
on nonjewish whites, brown eye dark hair is like 25%

not talking about niggers or shitskins.

>>9946023
>pigfuck
>friends in high school

we all know you were home-schooled by your prostitute mother bruz

>>9946038
if you have brown eyes you aren't white

why can't you face that fact?

>>9946040
>bruz
asokone dude go to bed

>>9946033
heh

>tfw half german half japanese blue eyed dirty blonde halfbreed
>tfw more white than pigfuck

feels good mate

>>9946007
things we 100% know as fact about martin:

>the girl he flew across the world to meet from the internet leaves him because he's a boring NEET

>beats women to take out his pent-up internet aggression

>lives by himself on inherited property, survives by collecting his weekly dole

>hasn't worked a day in his life

>shitposts 16 hours a day on various internet forums

>was once/is addicted to World of Warcraft

>ugly wog

>self-hating cuckold (can anyone confirm this?)

seems like an alpha to me, right guys?

>>9946062
>>9946062

>asokone and stance talking on facebook about how mean pigfuck is
>"dw dude ive had it with him posting pics of me, ill settle this"

if it makes you feel any better dude nobody talks about you in my exclusive VIP chat, i guess you just arent important enough....

>>9946073
whats wrong with his neck but

can you guys supplement this titillating argument with mullet pics at least

team stance obvi

>>9946076
idk but he i know he goes to griffith uni and his mother is an escort

i heard he takes taxis to tafe because he got threatened on public transport once

bottom dude looks like those acne models but his is no clip on!

what's up with this shit????

anybody ever notice that when marty knows he's getting rekt, he jumps straight to a slightly more elaborate "u mad? XD" ?

,as if he's the only person that is allowed to throw bants at someone without the motive being that he's angry?

the guy is hypocrisy personified as an ugly wog lol

i dont like this mullet but it remains an impressive recent mullet

>>9946086
better angle

>>9946079
its actually a common misconception that his mother is an escort, shes is a masseuse. now while this isnt as embarrassing for a young boy like stance who is none to clever(griffith) it is exceedingly amusing to remind him that some time tomorrow his beloved mother will be helping an older gentlemen climax.

keep in mind as a single mother raising 4 kids it is very likely she resorted to giving the clients a 'little extra' to keep the family afloat.


but as far as his neck goes idk

>>9946086
>>9946088
too spiky ppl,

too spiky

>>9946090
thats funny as

does he really go to griffith? i know a few ice mad lads that attend griffith that would love to fuck with a little faggot like that lol

>>9946079
>>9946090
>pigfuck is taking the time to think of and write out a narrative in honor of me

pic related

the face of an absolute mad man

>>9946098
yeh but i dont think he deserves that hes a skittish little kid for sure, i told him that me and a couple of blokes were going to be toolies at this years skoolies and that we'd bash him if we saw him, apparently that made him so scared he didnt go.

poor cunt, we ruined his fucking plans and all.

>>9946101
lol for real? thats harsh cunt did you even go?

>>9946102
nah man thats what was so fucking funny, hes a legit beta bitch so the threat of someone fucking him up at schoolies was enough for him to cancel his entire plans.

i actually feel bad

can you imagine 4 kids, single mother, griffith uni, piled into some shithole flat on the gold coast surrounded by Polynesians who love nothing more than to bully you and call you 'skippy'

fuck i honestly feel sorry for him

/fa/ was his only outlet and it all got taken away once the meetup pics leaked.

I think we have confirmed that stance is the oz trip stalker now, no?

Insults and style are the same

Same vendettas

slow down marty your friggn fingers are gonna burst into flames you're typing way too much at a pace that is unreasonably fast

also here's a cool pic i came across

just a quick summary of Pigfuck's (4chan tripfag) last 3 years of his life it seems, looks like alot of fun lol

(these are the people that pigfuck refers to as his "friends" btw)

>>9946119
that pic is hilarious, tc is fun as fuck man. idk why you suddenly have a problem with it, is it because every time you tried to join you were mocked and ridiculed until you left.

ill never forget the time stance asked

"wh-why dont you like me"

not even in on this but i love how pf cant ever go outside because any of the beta aussie cucks would knock him out and take the charge, for the internet

literally knock him out and take a shit on his ugly KO'd face and post it all over the board

itd be glorious

>>9946129
stance looks like an 8 year old tomboy here.

>>9946112
u mean the mullet obsessed one

i'm american you retard

>>9946138
yeh stance always had a strong desire to be accepted into the cool kids club, but he just never understood why exactly he didnt fit in.

he just...doesnt...'get it'

everything goes over his head, which is not unusual, if you can only get into griffith uni on early entry, chances are most things go over your head. not much can be expected from a masseuses son though to be fair.

the more you harass martin the more likely he is to snap. its selfish, it may be funny now. but it won't be funny when this autistic munchkin goes on a mass rampage in rural australia on the only nigger he's seen in the last 36 months

just leave him alone. he's obviously going through a ruff patch. hopefully he gets some help before he gets to that place

>>9946150
can you imagine how tough high school wouldve been as a beta masseuses' son? in some shithole suburb on the gc?

"oi skip how many dudes did your mum fuck today?"

no wonder hes too nervous to get his licence, i hope for his own sake he gets disability payments.

>>9946150
>griffith uni
>rank 350 in the world
lol
>check my school
>rank 43 in the world
>took me only 3.6 GPA to transfer into engineering
lol
there are ppl that dont go to top 50 schools?

>>9946158
post mullet or leave pls

u really know how to wreak havoc oz

>>9946158
have you seen the cunts clothes? theres no way he gets anything more than youth allowance, if his mum has a good day she might give him something extra for his st.vinnies runs.

>>9946163
stop same fagging and gtfo u poorly dressed internet weirdo lel

go rub your dick on your new goshas

>>9946159
to be fair to him he obviously does have a learning disability and some sort of physical one as well.

i mean the poor kid doesnt have any friends, he paid 60 bucks to catch a train to brisbane because he cant drive to attend a 4chan meetup in hopes of finally engaging some people his own age only for that to backfire spectacularly.

>>9946152
look at how i reeled him back in in this post >>9946129

i wonder which part he took to heart the worst, was it the part where i mentioned his wasted life? =/

im sorry martin i really am

>>9946169
did he really catch a train to fucking brisbane? hahahahahha thats the saddest fucking thing i've read on 4chan.

i actually feel bad for stance, pf is obviously a bit older so hes a bit more switched on and stance just gets trolled and trolled and trolled, like stance came out of nowhere to post in this thread because pigfuck managed to make him so mad by proxy.

i hope whatever hes doing at griffith brings him some mild success and his mum doesnt have to do that shit anymore, pg is just a mean old cunt.

pigfuck is mentally unstable. i dont know why people argue with him

>>9946171
why do you call pf ugly? he's no looker but when you're a few points below him you dont get to say anything either...

>>9946180
yeah it is weird

i guess this mullet thread will get to 300 for a whole nother reason eh boys

this is the funniest thread in weeks
>mfw picturing stance dressing in his sunday best and boarding the train to brisbane to attend that fucking meetup

brismeet when

>>9946189
stance has purchased a year round railpass in preparation

if the poor cunt didnt have such dibilitating anxiety im sure hed get his licence

pigfuck is like a science experiment, its just funny for me idont know why. if i ever find out he's not trolling and is actually mentally unstable ill leave him alone. even though i suspect he probably does have some sort of mental affliction, i just cant help myself until i see some sort of solid proof. its entertainment. i especially love when i get him to post his poet, twerk and timber folder. thats when you know you've really russtled his jimmies haha

>>9946195
i think stance is down for the count man stop the brutality

>>9946198
who /railpass/ here

if yu wanna meet up
y cantcha meet up
la la

-lil song i made

all parties without a mullet please exit the thread btw except me of course

>>9946199
aye

>>9946090
/fa/ beef is funny af

>mfw pigfuck samefag congratulates himself for winning an internet argument

>>9946211
>argument
my friend, you just witnessed a murder

PUT EM IN A COFFIN

>>9946211
go away pigfuck stalker we know its you

>>9946215
picking on stance is lowhanging fruit tbh

look at him, his face disappears into a neck that is as long as his thigh, its absolute shitshow.

>>9946218
he just wants to be a cool kid cant u let him? cant u accept him?

Q. has pigfuck ever post a fit i like

A. no

Q. has pigfuck ever made a post i like

A. no

>>9946217
hahahaha oh no here he goes. let me guess what your next line will be

>he has a pass

please martin get some help you paranoid skitzofrenic shit heel

>>9946215
wat does freddie have to do w it

>>9946224
you do this every night stance. we know it's you trying to get martin to leave 4chan because you're such an attention seeker yourself. you can't deal with another member of the forum getting more attention than you

please stop it stance

most ppl do not like martin, its /pol/sters and /r9k/ type ppl that like him, he's a known racist and espouses violence against women, contributes nothing, shitposts heavily, and doesnt even have a mullet for all that

i really really really like this thread

why am i so good at making my inferior angry fah? why are they so obsessed with me? does success really breed jealousy?

>>9946229
This is the thing that really catches me off guard about you martin. You live in this deluded world in which you think that ANY of us want you to leave /fa/. You're the greatest thing that's happened to /fa/ in a long time. I haven't had this much fun trolling someone since poet was still here

I mean i can't say I wouldnt love to see you blow up and melt down like poet. But i would quickly be disappointed knowing i would never get to ass pain you again kek

>>9946235
do you think alec is really this ugly? i hope not, surely its not him.

>>9946244
>>9946235

im dead
these people are fucking in love with you
tsundere as fuck

australians really did fuck /fa/ up

bris meet when?

>>9946235
hoooooly shit the thirst is real

>mfw sitting back and watching the footy/martin having an aneurysm

i wish i had psychologically manipulated u guys into posting Fresh Mullet OC tho

>>9946244
>>9946235
ty for this

>>9946244
his shit is all fucked up

he looks like the alien version of mr burns.

hoping this is the real pic.

>>9941779
here's a just okay mullet -- it's just okay

>>9946256
nah its not, troll pic

martin can you gives us a low down on old mate euey hawkins

>>9946235
the fact that there are people out there who talk about trips on /fa/ in private disturbs me.

>>9941779

>>9946263
is that what did it (disturbed u) (via u are disturbed)

>>9946263
lol not saying theyre right but you do this all the time on tc retard

this guy seems /fa/

>>9946267
do you think hes a power bottom or just a regular bottom.

would he want to have sex with me? is he really as gay as he says?

>>9946260
stop it marty

nice skin coloration on this healthy dude

i didn't think this martin person could get any weirder. this is next level same fagging. he's completely surpassed "banter" he's no longer pretending to be mentally ill he actually is mentally ill at this point

i have like 40 posts ITT iirc

gonna be an absolute blast if they're all deleted by IP

>>9946302
the real laugh in this pic is his outfit

>>9946302
>his pants

am i the greatest poster in this board's history?

give me a shoutout in the comments below

>>9946302
I dont see anything wrong this. i'm an overweight neckbeard though and not /fa/ at all. looks pretty bad ass to me

>>9946311
after watching the video i can confirm that alec is how do we say, kinda hmmm, nerdy? is that the word?

check this out

https://instagram.com/p/zXbJhlN20Z/

the best part bit is when his voice cracks

>>9946318
watching the video it really puts things in perspective, these people dont have the mental faculties to compete with me. me making fun of them is not fair, hell its not right and its downright nasty.

>>9946302
he looks like his mummy dressed him

>>9946324
squad squad squaAEEEEd
:^)

>>9946302
wtf i hope you were bending your knees partially in this photo pigfuck. that looks fucking weird

>mfw martin literally spends his free time doing off the book and undercover research on under 18s that bully him online

hahahahahahaha aren't you like 25 pigfuck? this is too much even for you

hope this thread is still lit when that one dude gets his mullet

>>9946044
You sound sexy mate, post a pic.

bumping with rick owens

>>9946350
squad squad
squad squauuueud

now now theres nothing wrong with having a bit of fun :^)

ausfam can just call me daddy, i run this board.

>>9946364
you aint shit boy

>>9946368
i fel bad for being mean to pigfuck damn it

>>9946364
i really don't understand how you have the energy to post as much random, pedantic shit on 4chan as you do. dont you have a job or something bro, and arent you in your twenties lmao. what the fuck do your friends think about you excessively posting about white supremacy on 4chan. whack, youre an adult man lol.

>>9946375
did you delete your last post and repost this, thats cute as hell dude.

>>9946318
>riding scooters
>walking down the street with backpacks of beers their mum probably bought for them for their friends 16th

martin youre a grown man getting bullied by and having petty heat filled arguments with high schoolers on the internet. your life is a complete and utter joke

>>9946382
What?

>>9946384
squuuuad squuad sqauuuuauueuurd

>>9946386
i deleted posts and he thought it was u

>>/fa/thread/S9941779#p9946023

martin got completely btfo again. just a usual friday night at this point. you're life is no longer just a joke martin, it's OUR joke.

>>9946382
>>9946386
You need a reality check dude, people by our age actually have priorities and you are spending considerable amount of your time spurting meaningless shit on 4chan. Sick life, man.

>>9946398
>>9946395
squuuad squauurrd squaud

>>9946401
Lol its beyond the pseudo-umadbro replies, you are a grown man quit the buzzwords and grow up. (sick friday night i see you're having by the way)

why are you so obsessed with stance?

seriously pigfuck, you need to chill, no one cares about your fucking internet drama

also mullets are disgusting

>>9946411
im just chillen with my squad bro, relax a little.

>>9946413
gtfo !!! youre mom is disgusting!!!!

>>9946421
Nah man, I aint chill cause youre obnoxious and the type person that gets boring

>>9946430
just chill out bro, squuuuaaad squueeeeeeeeaaaaad

>>9946426
He was literally the inspo for my current hairstyle. Similar to a modern haircut, but a little longer on the back and sides, just enough to comb down.

>>9946090
thank mr skeltal

>martin
>comes to /fa/ to explore the world of high fashion
>quickly go's from bandana wearing pleb to 50 thousand dollar wardrobe
>still cant dress for shit
>decides he no longer need real friends
>swaps his real life for his tinychat life
>begins researching the extremes of sexual perversions
>begins researching niche conspiracy theories about jews
>starts to spread these subjects on the board
>quickly draws the attention of bored teenagers looking for someone to take their angst out on
>spends every friday night getting completely bullied by teens
>tries to play it off like its just a joke
>still can't dress for shit 4 years later
>martin
>complete and utter joke

>>9946438
fuck yeah lol #romanticmovementswag

>>9946433
>>9946433
Nice evading of my question by the way, continue with your loose friday night

yo dudes just a PSA, having seen how fucking beta and incel most of you pear shaped dweebs are, the mullet is going to work, save yourselves the hassle.

mfw

>>9942161
okay canada lol

canada: is it a worse country than england, even?

>>9946259
hehe

>>9946448
>tfw no one appreciates the rural aesthetic.
>tfw wordsworth doesn't understand the superiority to clear standard english over rustic dialect.
>tfw trying to revitalise culture across the board.

>>9946442
you know whats funny the people who are bullying martin now were roughly 13 years old when martin started posting here. and all the teens that were bullying him back in 2011 are off living their lives, their real lives. while martin is still here, having the same meaningless tired conversations and arguments every friday night, day in day out, completely miserable.

I wish someone would just end you already martin, not because i hate you. you're kind of just like an old sick dog that won't die and its kind of just a sad sight to see you do this to yourself m8. hell id do it myself if i wasn't a pacifist

you poor thing martin. hope your luck changes m8

>>9946471
squuuauauuuueeeeed squuauueueuuruud

>>9946477
lmao so weak

>>9946481
yo my squad dude

hit me up in here
>>9945771


squawk squawk

>>9946448
>>9946438
entry level as fuck

Seriously though. What with upper, middle class white kids ironically adopting the affectations of lads and graffiti writers?

>>9946489
Pfft..

>>9946490
its gonna get most of these kids hurt, thats why im trying to help them. 90% of these poor dudes havent ever been in a fight in their life, i dont want to see them dead.

>>9946489
oh shit

>>9946490
The flexibility of the class system effects it in numerous ways. It is okay to emulate any mode of beheaviour more than other ages and there are middles class children whose parents were born working class and worked their way up.

>>9946495
Isn't this guy supposed to have a pretty impressive package?

>>9946489
on a modern person this would pass as a normal, swaggy ass mulllet

>>9946495
how charitable lmao

>>9946508
does this boy look like he can defend himself?

guess if i care this much i should make some microsoft paint images with ancient mulls and modern ones and about how its like a warrior haircut

maybe after i have some coffee

'fuck the police' - stance, mullet wearer

i like how this lil dude got a sidepart with his

>>9946518
Of course he can. He's like some sort of fucked up horror that can easily crawl his way toward his pray, opening his mouth wide to reveal a second set of teeth that lodge in your throat and suck your blood out.

Also he looks like he has Marfan Syndrome in that pic.

>>9946539
he is nightmarish to look at for sure

>>9941779

>>9946550
you're just jealous u can never make a facial expression like that hehe

>>9946539
that actually sounds scary as shit. pls stop

>>9941779
>>9941878
these mullets are pussy as fuck

if ur gonna do a mullet at least do it properly

>>9946787
please share examples of what u mean