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Help me draft my last words:

'Sorry one last time.

It was getting to hard. It will never work out the way I want it to.

My life just doesn't listen to me.'

>> No.9881948

>>9881943
DO IT PUSSY, YOU WONT DO IT

>> No.9881954

How you gonna do it op?

>> No.9881955

Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme

LITTLE

JUST

WHITE

DICK

UP

Kek dank ebin memes


-Anon

>> No.9881958

>>9881943
pls livestream
also
don't write anything, just kill yourself, it's more shocking

>> No.9881984

"I'm a pussy which won't do it and will shitpost on 4chan tomorrow"

>> No.9881992

>>9881943
should be "too hard" with two Os

>> No.9881994

>>9881943
please don't kill yourself anon life is worth living! :)

>> No.9882001

>>9881943
>le edgy suicide note probably based off some sad fuck band's lyrics so it will garner thousands of notes on tumblr.jpeg

>> No.9882009

Leave no note, don't start giving your things away, don't start acting withdrawn and just do it with no explanation or signs that you planned to do it. It'll be way more shocking if no one sees it coming or understands why.

>> No.9882012

>>9881994
fuck off we're all on death row here anyway

>> No.9882018

"my life just doesnt listen to me". what does that even mean?

>> No.9882039

>>9882018
it means 'Ive spent too much time looking at grayscale images of lame handwritten quotes/lyrics/depresso shit on tumblr'

>> No.9882048

Begin with a deep quote, like these Linkin Park lyrics:
>Crawling in my skin
>These wounds they will not heal
>Fear is how I fall
>Confusing what is real

Then write
>I'm sorry parents, but you raised a faggot.

If this isn't enough, add a depressing Pepe picture.

>> No.9882049

Honestly don't, it's not really worth it.

(I tried and failed twice)

>> No.9882056

Suicide note:

To whom it may concern

I have sold all of my possessions and purchased a sailboat. My plan is to plunder pussy and loot into the foreseeable future. I'll catch fresh fish and cook them up on sight. If you happen to catch me, you can join me, but we have to make a suicide pact not to tell anybody about our antics.

Regards

Captain Anon, Delight and Terror of the Seven Seas

P.S. [write something unintelligible here]

>> No.9882154

>>9881954
i've been praying to Jesus, but i found he just does what God does.

God is like evolution and shit so mine survival is getting phased out.

If I'm lucky I mouth off to the wrong cuck and get killed in an accidental homicide in a fight.

Because God is like that. I can't tell myself anything because just more terrible shit starts happening in my life the more I try to control it. I just won't even listen to my 'inner voice' anymore because I've been wrong so many times.

Its hard to explain, but its like people evolved and I didn't. Now I'm just waiting and trucking along for SOMETHING good to happen and death might come before that.

its alot like Bitcoins, the math adds up to by the time something good will randomly happen I will have died by then.

>> No.9882166

>>9882154
Damn, I wish you killed yourself before making me read all that shit.

>> No.9882168

>>9881943

"just cuck my shit up"
- Anon (2003-2015)

>> No.9882181

>>9882154
Dude.... Just start selling drugs and doing a lot of drugs and become a drug lord. If you get caught go down in a sick gunfight.


You won't do that though because yours a fucking pussy.

I also hope this is that trip Igor.

>> No.9882194

Don't kill yourself anon. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>> No.9882195

>>9882154
I didn't read all of that but if you're a Christ fag consider this. Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane shortly before his arrest prayed to his father, whom he had a relationship with prior to his birth on Earth, to take the cup away from him (or make it so he was not to be executed) three times. If even the son of God had to abide by his will, which was for him to live a life in poverty and eventually die a violent death despite being totally innocent of any wrongdoing, why should you feel entitled to anything different?

>> No.9882206

>>9882154
Jesus ain't coming back son.

“For the Son of Man is going to come in the glory of His Father with His angels, and will then repay every man according to his deeds. Truly I say to you, there are some of those who are standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.“ (Matthew 16: 27, 28)

"But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from the sky, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky with power and great glory. And He will send forth His angels with a great trumpet and they will gather together His elect from the four winds, from one end of the sky to the other.

Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near; so, you too, when you see all these things, recognize that He is near, right at the door. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place.“ (Matthew 24: 25-34)

Two verses in which Jesus refers to the Son of Man (who biblical historians even argue might not even refer to Jesus, as Jesus refers to him in the third person) and speaks of what will happen. If you want to claim the text spells things out clearly, then the Son of Man should've come riding a cloud, rent the heavens asunder completely changing astronomy for all time, gathered the elect, and punish the wicked. Within the lifetime of those gathered around him.
I used to be a Christ fag.

>> No.9882213

just write: "responsibilities cool but there's more things in life like getting your dick rode all fucking night." and sign it.

>> No.9882216

>>9882012
Nothing To Be Said

For nations vague as weed,
For nomads among stones,
Small-statured cross-faced tribes
And cobble-close families
In mill-towns on dark mornings
Life is slow dying.

So are their separate ways
Of building, benediction,
Measuring love and money
Ways of slowly dying.
The day spent hunting pig
Or holding a garden-party,

Hours giving evidence
Or birth, advance
On death equally slowly.
And saying so to some
Means nothing; others it leaves
Nothing to be said.

- Philip Larkin

And I'd add to that the following: that it is no reason to check out early. It's not much and it's not forever but life is all you've got. Nothingness is worse.

>> No.9882221

>>9882195
bro. its just so hard.

But Jesus wasn't a pussy though, he did not change his opinions on killing himself and life and bullshit and beauty and all that gay shit.

He just knew.

Like that post gave me hope. And this saying 'the only constant is change' did for a while.
but bro, its change for the worse.

>>9882181
>Dude.... Just start selling drugs and doing a lot of drugs and become a drug lord. If you get caught go down in a sick gunfight.

I can't hold down a block or anything. And thats the problem. people constantly think i'm a pussy and test me and shit.
i've been in 10 fights, and lost ALL of them. Badly.

it has to be survival of the fittest thing because i'm just not effective and will be phased out eventually. its just hard bro.

>> No.9882227

"Raf Simons, Rick Owens, usually what I was dressed in. If the funeral is open-casket please dress me accordingly."

>> No.9882241

>>9882221
Well if you believe in God why don't you just sell your soul to Satan for wealth and good health the rest of your natural life? You're going to Hell anyway?

>> No.9882246

Corinthians 4:20 praise it faggot

>> No.9882251

>>9882241
>>9882246
All that shit is fictional anyway not even fedoraing and I don't mind black people, but come on

>> No.9882252

>>9882241
man there can be only 1.

its still God because its more powerful than YOU.

'satan' or 'God really hates you because you don't do what HE is telling you to do and you just try to keep doing what YOU want to do, even though what HE is telling you to do is to be HIS slave because it will be better for you, and LOVE HIM for it.'

is what you get when you don't evolve when you're supposed to.

>> No.9882274

>>9882154
Something is clouding your judgment—alcohol? or depression?—and you ought to try to look at things more soberly. I'm sorry to say this but everything you have so far typed out is plainly ridiculous. You're feeling what you're saying but not hearing what you're saying. You need to get help from some people who are trained to help guys like you, and eventually you need to restructure your emotions so that you can look at life constructively instead of getting caught up in the kind of emotional cycles your mind is currently wont to produce.

Life is hard for almost everyone, and it never turns out how you'd like. That's just what life is. You're a spoiled wimp if you won't even try to deal with it. And you're a selfish fuck if you think nothing of the hurt you might cause to friends and family by destroying yourself.

Man up.

>>9882241
encouraging confused young people to become psychopathic narcissists is not a good way to spend your time on 4chan

>> No.9882293
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9882293

This thread was posted by the 38 year old Russian trip names Igor. He is Jewish. He is on the brink of suicide because he has a severe case of autism. Igor if you're out there. Please please kill yourself and post the video here.

>> No.9882305

>>9882227
toplel

>> No.9882312

>>9882274
thats a good guess. the force is strong with you LAWL.

its money. or lack there of.

>Man up.

you dickless cunt. please define "manning up" for people like you.

for people like me, its murder. then being called lowlife scum for the rest of your life for 'manning up'

>> No.9882319
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9882319

>>9882293
Here is one if Igors fits. In a thread earlier today he said he wanted to commit suicide but was too much of a pussy. He struggles with a methadone addiction. Igor if you're here. Please kill yourself.

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9882337

>>9882319
Igor clearly has mental problems. Igor end your misery. End it now.

>> No.9882346

>>9882312
well here's a famous poem (loved by dads everywhere) about manliness for you, then

If—
BY RUDYARD KIPLING

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

>> No.9882366

>>9882346
right so,

'thats naught to do with me.
because, you see
another man has said it to the tee'

my problem, bruh, is, you've got yours!
but sadly on this day, and what seems like every day, i have not gotten mine.

>> No.9882384

I've been listening to Marilyn Manson lately and his records made me see the light.

>> No.9882395

>>9882366
I've got mine? What the hell do you think I've got? But even then, that's not the point: blame the world or God for your failure if you like. Satan did the same. But it has twisted you into a contemptible fool. Make yourself into a terrible example if that's all you can imagine being. Other may pity you but they won't respect you. That one talent which is death to hide you have buried; and blamed everyone else for your failure. Sure, life hasn't been fair to you. But you have made your choice to be defiantly worthless. That's on you.

>> No.9882399

>>9882366
futher, i live in the south. which means that all men are NOT created equal.

which means when somebody asks you to do something you do not want to do but have to do it because you're afraid of whatever, you are not fit to walk on the sidewalk.

which means today is a fucking shit day. because i need $300 which was fucking not there, because (see niggerdom above) i am a nigger.

i can't fucking get to work on time. my transportation is shoddy and its just poor nigger shit after poor nigger shit which does not seem to happen to my contemporary white fellows.

hence the suicide note.

>> No.9882410

>>9882399
Hahaha hahaha. I live in the south and its not like that you dumbfuck. You have severe mental illness. Off yourself.

>> No.9882429

>>9882410
i dunno i guess you're a contemporary white fellow which these 'ideas' never reach and this shit doesn't happen to.

>> No.9882431

>>9882399
>calling yourself a nigger on the white anime message board
Pathetic, I genuinely hope you do kill yourself.

>> No.9882437

>>9882429
Literally all my nigger friends like it here. No one cares. Stop using that as an excuse for your pathetic life.

>> No.9882465

>>9882437
>>9882399

all your nigger friends sold drugs.

and pretend it can't happen to you.


the path was laid beforehand by God and so far its been

the opposite of dealing drugs.
failure after failure bro

this is real nigger shit right here man. put it down all you like.

the worst part is that you will never have to go through what i went through. ever.

fucking faggot.

much h8

>> No.9882467

So, its effay to write suicide notes now? How do I wear one? Will it go with my burgundy Doc Martens?

>> No.9882502

>>9882465
Pathetic

>> No.9882504

>>9882399
alright I didn't see the black in the south part, maybe you've got less to work with than I thought. I won't go on pretending to know the situation.

I'll admit I don't know what you can do. but I'll tell you this much: 4chan isn't going to be especially helpful. the best thing you can do is not be defeatist about it. keep trying and trying. research other transportation options, look for closer jobs, think about finding a new place to stay. Get up early and give it a good try every day; and don't turn to booze when you get overwhelmed. Try to find support groups for your depression. It should be consolation that people have had it worse for thousands and thousands of years, when everything they had hinged on crops turning out right, and people struggled and suffered and worked to go on living. You can whine that it's unfair but that's not a constructive attitude.

Also, keep in mind not all white people have it easy—some are poor and stereotyped as "white trash", some are born into abusive families, some are born with crippling illnesses, etc., so it's still only a subsection of whites that have life handed to them. and then there's the fact that some outcomes that look like success to you actually feel a lot like failure to the people who were raised to expect more from themselves. White dudes kill themselves all the time for reasons undiscernable to you or me. Being happy with yourself requires money, but money alone can't get you there.

>> No.9882523
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>>9881943
Just draw a sad peep

>> No.9882525

>>9882502
live your beautiful life.
eat healthy.

because if i were to ever, i mean EVER know who you are i would break into your house and beat you, your mom, and your girlfriend so close to death you would never say a word to anyone let alone want to type with your broken fucking fingers.

fucking cunt. fuck your God too. pussy.

>> No.9882529

>>9882504
Black have no problems in the south. You can get a job for being black. This guy is just a whiny ass bitch nigga.

>> No.9882537

>>9882525
Hahahaha. You're such a pussy. No one in this world cares for you.