/fa/ - Fashion

>>9881184
When you talk about /fa/, is that people who use this board as their home board, or anyone who has posted here, including crossposters? The differences would be day and night

>>9881184
ree is killed and his dick put on display within five minutes of arrival. his dead body is left to rot in the basement with all the tripfags including OP.

>>9881199
>is that people who use this board as their home board, or anyone who has posted here, including crossposters?
Let's stipulate it's the "home board" kids, because you're right. Normal people would be far too boring

>>9881200
>his dead body is left to rot in the basement with all the tripfags including OP.
it's better down here anyway i feel more cvlt

>hundreds of autismos dressed in black move into an abandoned Marriott
>segregate by height
>everyone over bmi 19 is sent to basement
>everyone mentally stable is sent to basement
>everyone under 6'1 is sent to basement
>everyone who dresses uniquely is sent to basement
>those left in the upper floors spend 23 hours a day putting together fits for each other and walking
>Pop each other's pimples and whine together
>when someone in basement becomes tall enough/ anorexic/ mentally diseased he is allowed up
>there are no girls
>3 guys in basement are sacrificed to Rick every full moon

>>9881209
OK, if pigfuck shows up, I think he'd be the first one to be assaulted, and then maybe ree, depending on how annoying he is irl. I feel that the people of /fa/ would in two very polarized ways, either catty enough to talk shit irl like they do on here, or too shy/"beta" to say anything.

>>9881184
>reeee gets her ass fuckin dropped, rip in peace
>plssuduku, birthday, koishi, instantly rekt
>onani gang forced into a crawl space in the basement where they starve to death
>sieg, pigfuck and trunks host regular homosexual orgies in the bedrooms

>>9881219
I would play the FUCK out of this quest in Fallout

Do we get our own rooms?

>>9881249
>Do we get our own rooms?
Hell no. Cause then everyone would lock themselves into their rooms

>>9881259
I call rooming with curlgurl.

>>9881259
Ugh. Can we spend 12 hours out of the house or is this like one of those reality shows where people don't have jobs or lives besides their housemates?

>>9881270
>Ugh. Can we spend 12 hours out of the house or is this like one of those reality shows where people don't have jobs or lives besides their housemates?
All answers are going to default to the ones that make the situation worse

So we're all locked in, Big Brother style

>>9881184
>uber modern
>as soon as reee steps in the door, he gets knocked out (and possibly raped)
>all trips eventually get moved to basement by based anons
>not very long, but it gets sabotaged by raf enthusiasts
>maybe from fit, but sp are pussies, and i'll probably make friends with them for hockey
>tfw get bunked with huck and he keeps me up all night trying on his infinite combinations of fits and taking pictures with flash

The mailman will bring a lot of orders each day

i'm down let's go

pick a city faggots

tfw no longer have to post on 4chan,. because i can just say things aloud
probably still go on because i'm sure the /tv/ mansion would be absolutely fucked

>>9881275
How many people to a room? How do we divvy closet space?

>>9881184

It's going to be a gigantic unkempt loft that everybody thinks they need to park their goddamn motorcycle or scooter in. Probably an old warehouse.

Personally I think we should have an all-Snuggies dress code. That way when we all go crazy and kill ourselves people will think we were like those Heaven's Gate wackos and /fa/ will go down in history as some sort of legendary cult.

>>9881184
If I was living with you cucks, I'd keep a low profile and be nice to people like I usually am. If anyone tries to fuck with me I'll fuck them up.

>>9881286
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reform,_Alabama
has an Internet famous hot dog stand

>>9881292
Let's say four to a room just so people can't keep implying they're gonna have roommate sex with curlgirl

and unlimited closet space because we can just kill people in sacrifices to Rick and use their rooms as walk-ins

>>9881297
I want curlgurl, huck the cuck and tripsk! (im gonna persuade her that she does not need a boobjob (if she still gets one imma kick her out and invite earth instead)

>>9881310
I won't be able to afford one if I have to keep impressing people with new cops

>>9881310
Seriously impressed by your ability to game the system. I won't even fight you on this one.

>>9881293
I want to room with reee and ask him what the fuck is missing from his life that he needs to go on the internet and pretend to be a girl for months

>>9881318
>I won't be able to afford one if I have to keep impressing people with new cops
Eventually the irony will get so high that we'll all be shopping at Walmart or something, so it shouldn't be too expensive for too long

In all this time I've never understood what sex reeeee is, the confusion seems to be pretty much everywhere

>>9881392
male

>>9881295
nice bro :P

>>9881318
do you really want a boob job?

>>9881393
that's weird

>>9881297
id want straw, theo and flix

chillest room ever

>>9881184
>pic related
>4 days
>reee
>1 year
>no because we'll just suck their cocks

>>9881407
Okay but I get a soundproof room to myself so I can cry without anyone hearing me.

>>9881408
That's a goddamn beautiful room.

pigfuck arrives and makes everybody feel uncomfortable because they're scared he will rate their fits. He looks over at sieg and within two minutes he has sieg bent over the beer bong table, thrusting his sick up in the ass saying I'm your daddy or some shit. a whole lot of shit happens and a whole lot of people get arrested. This is the first night

>>9881396
Yes but only like 500 cc.

>>9881249
u and me room together bb

>>9881184
I think we'd all go crazy waiting for the bathrooms while someone spends like an hour on their individual ~skincare routines~

I pick Huck. Curlgurl. And pigfuck.

>>9881184
there would need to be hella lounges for different interests
I'd room with anyone who has a copy of melee and a CRT

Noone would come out of their rooms because everyone else would rip on each other for their fit.

>>9881184
>What does it look like?

>>9881297
>mfw I live in Alabama. Why pick there though?

>>9881297
>As of the 2010 United States Census, there were 1,702 people residing in the town. 50.6% were White, 48.2% African American, 0.1% Native American, 0.4% from some other race and 0.7% of two or more races.

>48.2%

Somewhere else pls.

>>9881458
tl;dr: Something Awful kickstarted a redneck from AL's hot dog cart. As they're illegal in AL, he bought a bunker in Reform and charges like $10 for a hotdog. It's been a hilarious shitshow ever since but he's still open
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571910

I know way too much about Reform now

>>9881450
We can dig holes in the backyard

>>9881466
Wait.... Hotdogs or hotdog stands are illegal here? I see them all the time. I don't think it's enforced.

>>9881466
>going outside

What would we do with a backyard?

I don't think a backyard would get much use, except maybe from those guys who wear Filson bags and Red Wing boots, who would only use it to take fit pics before going back inside.

I would live in an effay commune. How do we make money to cop sick pieces?

>>9881476
prostitution

>>9881481
hello Mr Doop!!! pretty good idea.

>>9881470
Sorry, to be clear: the food carts are, or at least they were in Reform. For example:
http://foodtrucklaw.net/alabama-food-truck-law/

>>9881474
we gotta take fit pics outside or else people are gonna think we're nerds or something.

>>9881495
Damn. Well I live about an two hours from Reform so I'm game for the effay commune 2015... At least for a week.

>>9881488
unless nobody wants to fuck pasty skinnyfat fuccboys

maybe we'll have to think of something else

>>9881509
If we actually did it we wouldn't last three days. The last time I did something like this (party suite with a bunch of old HS friends) things went so south that I ended up sleeping under the bed to hide.

>>9881514
Yes but thats the fun of it.

Kinda like summer camp.

It's fun in a shitty kind of way.

>>9881495
>we gotta take fit pics outside or else people are gonna think we're nerds or something
Patrick Bateman confirmed for former gamer nerd turned Filson bag + Redwing weekend warrior

>>9881537
>Patrick Bateman confirmed for former gamer nerd turned Filson bag + Redwing weekend warrior
"Messy patchy beards and Ron Swanson jokes turn on girls, right?"

>>9881439
why? your body seems fine

>>9881275
>All answers are going to default to the ones that make the situation worse
lel

I would just room up with Earth, Tripskank and Dada and never leave our room, maybe find other friendly rooms and revolt against the faggots shittalking all day in common areas.

Ree you are dead
Trunks if you are still alive you are dead
Bday you are probably already dead from rectum bleeding
Pigfuck you psycho fuck you probably recovered the trust of everyone but you ded nigga
Laserface stop spitting your sick verses or ded

Allies: doop doop, bateman, versace, q_ko, momma, poet, etc.

me = self-elected house leader

everyone else can be my personal servants, maids, butlers etc.

i would ask what you all think about this, but I don't have to because I'm already leader 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

>>9881775
Not gonna lie I already kinda wanted to role play Downton Abbey anyway.

I call rooming with momma and /fa/scist

Since it's no job Big Brother style minus the camera I'd just get high all day I guess and browse Rakuten and Yahoo.jp

>>9881590
Big tits best tits

>>9881781
everyone on this board is Thomas. A self-loathing faggot. But that show is actually super great.

>>9881804
It's true.
It's damn true.

>>9881788
Same

>>9881225
that crawl space gon be live as fuck

>>9881762
why earth tho?

>>9881893
kill nelson for food
rob and i don;t need to eat we've transcended

Poet, Knoch, and that one trip I forgot as roommates.

We lunarcore now.

/fa/scist is welcome too.

>>9882013
Tru

I think if we all try hard we can photosynthesize

>>9881775
yep

>>9881225
sounds like a party to me
>>9882002
>>9882013
>>9882071
kill self

>>9881804
haha already have that chocolate bit tits

>>9881762
cute and funny

>>9882137
delusional bitch

your chest is flatter than a table

>>9882149
you have not seen my tits i am close to a d size or maybe you watch too much hentai to know that for a fact, i am like a c 40 (or even more i dont know) something and i actually wish to have smaller tits ;(

>>9882157
>>9882149
>>9882143
>>9882137
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>>9882104
When will the autism stop so we can go back to the wonderful board /fa/ once was?

>>9882157

stop lying through your teeth. we've all seen those pictures you posted; you're a 14 year old girl. you haven't even gone through puberty yet.

>>9881184
It's mad real world all over again

>>9882175
>>9882157
If you guys only could please stop destroying fun threads like this...

>>9882175
i am not 14 and have u seen my pictures? u can clearly see my breast are big and i need to wear more thin close or none at all for you to tell that they're big, you're super retarded and ur mad bc mine are bigger than yours

>>9881835

He is the prettiest bloke though.

>>9882182

yes, we've all seen your shitty selfies betsy. nobody believes you lol

>grown men pretending to be girls on an anonymous fashion board

and there i was thinking /fa/ couldn't get shittier.

>>9882244
ok ree ik ur insecure about ur itty bitty tits but thats ok, mine will always be bigger

p.s fantasizing enough wont make u become a boy

>>9882258
i mean girl*

>>9882258
nigger

>>9882258

time to log off

>>9882258
>>9882244
>>9882182
>>9882143
>>9882143
>>9882137
>>9882157
>>9882175
Mods/janitors: please realize that this shit is destroying the board.

>>9882261
She looks like one of the Obama daughters.

brutal minimalism

palewavers have to live on the roof which is painted cream white

gothninjas live in basement which is full of steamy pipes and the roof is dripping oil

normcore is locked in backyard

everyone else congregates in the living room, jewelwave fags are bullied and their clothes spraypainted with white paint

Soduki and ree single handedly ruined this board. Mods please.

>>9882261
get memes of your own

>>9882258
>>9882261

show me those d cups sweetie? you're full of shit, and your life is fucking pathetic.

you're fucking ugly and you know it.

>>9882261
you dont see that curve near my arm, u can clearly see its not even touching my body because of my rack, nice cherry picking btw ur lucky i forgot to post my turtle neck or u would have been rekt

>>9882268
yes, if they were poor, retarded, autistic delusional 14 years olds

>>9882282
Drop trip

>>9882281
https://imgur.com/a/cc7Nw#16q61kn

>>9882282
>>9882281

you're still a kid. why are you pretending you have a "d cup" when clearly your tits are not even 1/10 of that?

hahahaha

>>9882291
L M A O
M
A
O

>>9882296
see >>9882295

>>9882258
nigg nog stop ruining the board

>>9882291
>>9882299

yeah, that might actually be betsy without makeup

>>9882307
i dont wear makeup

>>9882302
>>9882295
that's not you

>>9882315
>>9882308
>>9882295
post a timestamped pic
and don't say you don't have a camera bitch

>>9882310
>https://imgur.com/a/cc7Nw#16q61kn
that is me ive never seen a trip utilize damage control this much, its the worse thing next to samefagging and you actually think u can get away with it when everyone sees what you're doing

>>9881775
>>9882104
>>9882175
>>9882175
>>9882258
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>>9882258
>>9882182
>>9882157
>>9882143
>>9882137
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>>9882321

>>9882320
because someone else would wear my clothes right?

i dont even know how to use makeup lol thats why i dont own any

>>9882332
is that also why you look like a fugly ape?
:^)

>>9882336
nope thats my face on a bad day and its not full frontal or my whole face you're seeing, it would be best if u did the same since u dont look so good yourself

>>9882332
post a timestamped pic?

i find it impossible that an american teenage girl in the 21st century has no access to a mobile phone or any device with a camera

>i dont even know how to use makeup lol thats why i dont own any

this is probably true, because you're like 14 and too young to need makeup

>>9882343
im not 14 and i dont have a phone at all, and i am not fully american either i was just born here.

This thread is why men can only be /fa/

>>9882342
>>9882353
you're so full of shit

>>9882353

how do you stay in touch with your friends or family when you're out?

>>9882358
she has no friends and her family hates her

>>9882357
you're right, i have to go use the bathroom
>>9882358
my family? no thank you
my friends? I just do that irl and when i do get a phone i know where to find them so ill get their contacts and wallah

>>9882367

>wallah

>>9882362
thats wishful thinking.

>>9882354
and tripsk

>>9882367

why don't you have a phone now?

>>9882370
oh? is it so surprising that i typed that?

im a guy pretending to be a girl on an anonymous fashion board.

>>9882375

forgot your trip sweetie

>>9882380
I'm not a fucking tripfag. Kill yourself
>sweetie
nigga what

>>9881262

also why has nobody drawn attention to the fact that that pathetic slut curlgirl wants to sleep with herself?

when the samefagging too obvious

>>9882388

that's rude tripsk

>>9882367
>>9882376

answer me betsy???

where is your phone?? why do you claim not to have one??

>>9882396
I don't own one, I would of gotten a phone this year for my bday but I decided to spend it on clothes since i didnt have enough in my wardrobe. this has no regards to /fa/ either

>>9882389
>>9882393
>>9882396
This is the current state of the board.

This is the current state of our moderation.

>>9882404

what clothes?

>>9882404
thats such bullshit lol fuck both of you autismos shitting up this board, just both admit you're ugly guys with mental issues, we won't judge.

>>9882412
just random stuff at the mall, y do u care

>>9882404
>>9882412
stop samefagging ree, you're so desperate for attention you had to make yourself an ennemy nigger trip lmao
log off

>>9882393
I'm not tripsk. If I was a woman I'd kill myself

>>9882416
i dont have a mental issue i just decided to crash this board because of how dumb and useless it is. oh and i am not lying but its whatever stick with what u believe in

>>9882409

this is the current state of your life - wanting a WHOLE online community to talk about only what YOU want.

how narrow-minded can you get? nobody is forcing you to mash the F5 button on the catalog. you're doing it out of your own accord, and you're free to log off whenever you like.

>>9882149
>>9882157
>>9882175
>>9882182
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>>9882295
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>>9882302
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>>9882321
fuck off

>>9882424
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg you're so funny

>>9882418

because you dress like shit

>>9882428
that was a great post ree, really.
you go girl

>>9882404
>would of
End life.

i call living in a converted shed in the garden
will make the garden effay for acid, food and water

and happily watch the spats and flimsy fistfights from the comfort of my shed and record them, adding my own voiceover and uploading to youtube

>>9882436
yeah exactly
.>>9882428
valid
>>9882444
would HAVE
HAVE
HAVE
hope that helped u sleep anon

>>9882427
Its not as useless as you. You can't even stay in the kitchen.

>>9882451
C'mon now I thought that joke died along with the 2011 12 year old memes.

do you still substitute the with le when you're conversing with ur autismo misfit friends at scool

>>9882449
>yeah exactly
>valid

I'm glad you understand now. Log off now, little girl.

>>9882468
you think im tripping because i care about /fa/?

think AGAIN little boy

>>9882449
Why are you still alive?

>>9882466
>>9882468
u fags aren't even good at pretending to be girls, it's clear neither of you have ever interacted with women other than ur moms.

>>9882475

i'm just concerned for your well-being. it's unhealthy to spend most of your waking hours making unconstructive posts on a forum, unless you're gettig paid to do it.

>>9882486
you should be more concerned about yourself since its way more severe in your case chuck.
>>9882476
ill go when you do babe :)

>>9882466
>joke
Give me one reason why you're not completely useless? Can you even cook?

>>9882498

>can you even cook

L o L o L

it's clear neither of you have ever interacted with women other than ur moms.

>>9882497
I wish you never left your dad's ball sack

>>9882503
dont be such a white knight ree.

>>9882503
shut up faggot, I was talking to the niglet

>>9882539
>niglet that can't cook
come on bro you know those don't exist. Because then she'd be just a black white girl

Men are better cooks than women. Men clean better than women. Men even suck dick better women. Women have no use outside of being bred. That's only until we have artificial wombs. Then women will be nothing but burdens on society

>>9882510
very nice imagination u have there, but too much detail and a bit distasteful i suggest you get over your traumatic experience as a kid and be more open minded

>>9882548

nice

>>9882553
shut up dumb nigger

>>9882553
>imagination
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_uterus

niggers can't even use google.

>>9882607
>>9882582
>2015
>still saying nigger

>>9881219
I laughed.

>>9882553
I'd rather be traumatized for life than be a nigress

>>9882582
>>9882607
the irony. please read back to who that comment was directed to

>>9882613
triggered

>>9882618
im pretty sure i live a better life for not being as miserable as you are. im probably the happiest person on this board.

>>9882620
gotta catch up on all those dank memes

>>9882629
still a nigger

>>9882657
try harder love

>>9882677
You're only happy because you're living in a white country. If you were living in Africa with you're fellow niggers you'd be miserable. You wouldn't have a computer or fashion. You'd be running around naked playing with sticks.

>>9881184
>All of /fa/ has to move into a house and live together.
I'll be the guy who shoots all of you. Three bullets for every tripfag.

>>9882712
all your smart ass shit you talk will drive me to killing one of you in your sleep.

murder suicide 4 lyfe trip ftw.

>>9882689
my native country isnt even africa either, im like where tripsk is from lmfao. Try harder next time

I dont think I count. I'd like to be /fa/ but I am 7% body fat and weigh 200 pounds. Its hard to be /fa/ when the only things that fit you are muscle t-shirts or double xl clothes.

>>9882717
Do you not realized you're a fucking leech? You contribute nothing to society. All you do is bring down the average intelligence of the country you're in.

>>9882717
Indians actually contribute to society though. My doctor is Indian. Also Indian girls are qt unlike hight tests nigresses

>>9882723
Dont associate me with stereotypes, projecting does not work on me especially if you don't know even semi know me. Now stop trying all together and just settle in with the idiots of 4chan, it fits you very well.

>>9882726
Hmm I cant validate this as a fact since I know a lot of people irl, maybe go outside or move somewhere else and see more of the real world?

>>9881184
This is literally the worst board to propose this idea to.

>>9882728
>Don't associate me with stereotypes
Please tell me how you're contributing to society
>>9882731
What are you even talking about? Are you drunk?

>>9882750
im saying stop believing the stupid shit on /pol/ and /b/ you twat and go outside and see how real people.

>>9882750
I am planning on doing something to contribute to society but I haven't figured out what i want to do yet, Im still looking for it though.

>>9882764
I don't browse either of those boards. I go outside every week day for school.

>>9882768
>I am planning on doing something to contribute to society
I'd rather you just left. We don't need you. Go help your home country. I'm sure it needs it more

>>9881184
Man I would not feel right living in a house where the walls were mostly glass.

>>9882002
Because he is p cool and down to earth, no pun intended

>>9882782
Sorry but you're utter shit and I can't take you seriously and Im saying this because what you said made me think of you as total waste of time.
Tl;dr I stopped caring your opinions equate to nothing

>>9882773
>I go outside every week day for school.

Thats not what i mean or how it works, im talking about going out (outside of school) socializing and knowing/learning about different people.

>>9882818
>your opinions equate to nothing
and what gives your opinion any weight? no one cares what women think. especially not sheboons. As a man people listen to what I have to say.
>socialize
niggers are naturally antisocial

>>9882832
fuck off poltard

>>9882866
I'm not from /pol/

>>9882832
see
>>9882866

>>9882872
i really think its the board where you belong in more than /fa/

unless of course you'd consider the variety of other boards if you get board like

>>>/g/ >>>/t/ >>>/f/ >>>/o/

>>9882887
Pardon me, I meant to type bored in the last part of the sentence.

>>9882887
>i really think its the board where you belong in more than /fa/

I'm not interested in politics. It bores me

>>9882913

theres only one option left then

>>>/g/ >>>/t/ >>>/f/ >>>/o/

>>9882832
Lol

U lack socialization but that's ok since it probably 14

reee confirm gender

>>9881184
birthday would room with me so i could pummel his boipussy every night

>>9883003

>>9882981
I'm 20 and you're underage

>>9883015
>>9883136

if we were actually living in the same house, i would beat the living shit out of you lol

literally