/fa/ - Fashion

"Hey, let's go out to get sum fuk"

is this a serious question?

>>9860973
sort of, How to ask out a girl despite the fact that I have weapons grade autism

>>9860947
I need to know too. Usually I just ask if they want to meet for dinner.

>>9860989
That should be enough. You shouldn't have to try too hard if they're into you as well.

>>9860979
well the obvious answer is to lose the autism first. if you can't do that then you have to convince yourself that you don't care what she says

>>9860947
>>9860989
ask if you can sniff her butt
it worked for me

>>9860993
Problem is they are always busy whenever I ask if they wanna meet. But they tell me shit like I'm handsome, nice (ofc you have to be nice at first but not a faggot friend) and that they like my voice.
Or they say they want to get to know me more first, not sure on that one since we spent a good 1.5 hrs talking on a phone app.
Another story:
>tell grill she's the first slut in 10 I've apoken to who wasn't a prostitute
>she asks me what I'm talking about
>tell her nvm
>later tells me she actually is and talked to me cos I was nice
>blocks me forever after
>pic related, this autist is semi heartbroken

>>9860989
Is dinner a bit heavy for a first date? I thought coffee and maybe a walk around a park would be ok? We don't really know eachother outside of class

>>9861007
I'd be up for that too anon, just wear your sex clothes thnx :3

I do dinner because I don't drink coffee lmao. I'm a bit traditional.

>>9861006
you want to date a prostitute?

>>9861012
>on /fa/
>doesn't drink black coffee

Do you even smoke?

>>9860947
Do you want to come to my loft and take heroin together and then fall in love and then take effay photos of us being heroin chic skellingtons qts and then make a suicide pact?

>>9861024
No. It's bad for you, it makes you look worse and age faster. I can manage well without coffee, and caffeine doesn't help me stay awake when I'm sleepy, drank like two cans of energy drink and still slept soundly.

>>9861022
I'm a 20 yr old autistic non-kissless virgin okay. I need to grab whatever attractive pussy I can get.

qt azn japanese exchange student sent me this, im slightly nervous ha but does she want sum fuk???? I

>>9861035
Invite her to your place you fuck. Shits obvious.

>>9861030
Also cigarette breath. It is so bad.

>>9861027
Ok

pls be in sydney

>>9861047
mfw I am in Sydney
Pls be female

>>9861050
No, I'm 6 feet tall 80kg and reasonably /fit/, I could pretend though

>>9861054
You're a big guy.

>>9861054
nty
foreveralone foreveragain

>>9861056
For you

>>9861057
anon pls

>>9861063
Just take a stroll around Oxford st. Pussy and boops are too nice.

>>9861034
get some sun, buddy. jesus

>>9861069
No. That girl has beautiful pale skin.

>>9861074
no i mean, like, go outside and stop looking at pics of hookers

itt/ cringe thread

She aaks you

you don't

what you do is you admire her from afar, wait until she makes some moves/drops hints she likes you back, then you completely cut off all communication with her. In 2 years you check up on her through facebook and seen that she has a boyfriend now, they've just uploaded some photos of their trip around Asia

then you cry yourself to sleep

>>9861083
'in this thread/ cringe thread', redundant. Also drop trip.

Putting effort into something is not /fa/ so you'd have to wait for her to ask you out.

>>9861082
I do go outside. In trying bro. Also that's why I try to ask them out, to go outside. It's not my fault so many attractive women I aporoach turn out to be prostitutes.

>>9860947
ask her to do something if she makes an excuse ask someone else
so easy

>>9861104
Fuck you
>>9861118
And fuck you

>>9861134
and where are you finding these women? you think you're in the same league as them?

>>9861104
this is me

>>9861104
fuck...

>>9861035
Yes. Japanese women find sumo wrestlers attractive, that's why she's hitting on you, you fat pig.

>>9860947
"y-y-you ever heard of r-r-rick o-owens...? c-cool guy huh..."

>>>/r9k/
But just ask her to dinner you fucking autismo.

The secret is not fucking it up.
You do so by appearing confident.
Speak slowly if you stutter, and ask her to go out.
Dont tel her you would like to go out with her, just ask.

At least thats what my friends have told me, confidence is key and not giving the appearence you want something with the girl (wymen logic, dont try to comprehend)

>>9861104
well fuck

>>9861038
Ha yah ik im just a lil BICH but i probably am going to

>>9861253
Hahahahah i look better than u irl :')

>>9861416
>at least that's what my friends have told me

how do i ask the qt pharmacist assistant who prepares my clonazepam every two weeks if she wants to go out, but i live at home.

srs question.

>>9861520
>"hey, wanna share my happy pills and some alcohol and pass out in my lap afterwards? I'm not suicidal I swear."

>>9861035
tfw no qt japanese exchange student to spill spaghetti with

>asking a girl out
>not seducing her
>not fucking her in an empty stairwell or bar bathroom

hey grandpa, last century called

>>9860979

"Hey d'you want to go on a date sometime"

"Yes? Where were you thinking?"

"(Place you want to go)"

Ez pz. Don't overthink a date, they're a prospective gf - not your future wife. If they say no then they weren't interested either way and w/e.

>>9861150
I'm above them you fuck. I have a job, I work out and I study in university. All I lack is some flirting skills. aside from that I'm perfectly social.

>>9860947
wut if she ask me if im with some1 /fa/?

>>9861595
would that work? am i allowed to tell her klonopin is pretty cool if she ever wanna get chill af

>>9862137
This is solid ass advice.

are you an archaeologist

Criticize her fit and then tell her that you'll take her shopping.

>>9861083
this

this whole thread is an embarrassment to autists worldwide

ITT: just bee yourself :^)

>>9860947
>/fa/
>ask out girl?

kek

>>9861104
why is this so common among us? how can we fix it?

>>9863186
go to a doctor and tell him/her you are concerned you have autism

they will administer a series of tests, and determine what sort of treatment is necessary

>>9861083
>>9862874
cringe trips

>>9863198
ree said soemthing t ome guys! a girl spoke to me! i can generally speak to people/girls but once the topic/mood goes towards sex i sperg even if i want to. what do girl?

>>9863381
you're insecure/uncomfortable about your own sexuality for whatever reason(s)

like i said, therapy would be a good idea if you feel this problem is adversely affecting the quality of your life/relationships

>>9860947
I love you.

>>9863395
oh you're right i have weird fetishes thanks ree. but i also like vanilla so... guess im not TOO fucked

>>9860993
>You shouldn't have to try too hard
Where do you think we are?

>>9863198
There is no treatment for autism you stupid bitch

>>9861104
top kek


*cries internally*

>>9863445
ur fucking stpid

this thread is pathetic

>>9863541
nice shop

>>9863541
WHOA PROOF
fuck off to tumblr you dumb bitch

>>9863541
Yo Ree whats your current treatment plan?

>>9862137
>d'you want to go on a date sometime
>go on a date sometime
>date

No. This isn't the 90s anymore kiddo, don't use that word

>>9860947
Just practice the common sense advice on grills you're not actually interested in. If you have any recent female friends/acquaintances, give it go and ask them out. If none, do this on female friends of friends. No big difference. It'll train you not to worry about rejection and make your future proposals look/feel more confident. Once your comfortable with the act of asking, you'll be ready for the real qt b/c you'll know what to do and how to do it.

>>9863415
Haha I know but if you have to try too hard then she's not that into you. Hence find some1 else. Easier said than done though I guess

Put molly all in her champagne.

>>9863716
I agree to an extent. You can substitute with "go out somewhere" or something along those lines.

tfw all the subtly cute homely faced big breasted girls are getting married

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Is asking out a girl in front of her mother fah/socially acceptable? Theres this girl who always comes into my work with her mum and is always checking me out.

>>9864399
>Is asking out a girl in front of her mother fah/socially acceptable?
It'd be moderately awkward, but you may as well. Better than the alternative of doing nothing.

>>9861104
welp there goes my good mood

>>9863596
>About 30,500,000 results
Lel

>>9864399
I would actually think that's a good idea. It shows confidence

>>9861104

>Want to grab a coffee?
Alternatively get extremely drunk and tell her she's as beautiful as art.

>>9860947
we fucking or nah

>>9868434
is she abo

>>9860947

'Lets get to know each other over an espresso', then take her to the most hipster local cafe you know thats not too crowded

>>9868403
>Want to grab a coffee?

this line seems kinda played out tbh

>Ask roommate if she wants to do something
>Go shopping with her
>Watch films together
>Still haven't kissed or even hugged even though she's pretty obviously interested
What am I supposed to do? Just spontaneously declare my love or something? It's not like she's nervous, she's fucked 5 guys before.

>>9868482
>tryna fuck ur roommate

the thirst is real holy shit

>>9868470

I mean, its literally an invitation to get coffee

>>9868482
>Roommate
Abort, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Also I shouldn't have to tell you this but you're already roommatezoned so you won't even get anywhere

>>9860947
like this ;)

>>9868482
just kiss her
thats it

>>9868485
>>9868490
It's in uni halls and so we all move to separate places soon.

>>9868465
>>9868470
What about "Hey babychino, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while, but this flat white has a little trouble expressoing himself. I think you're brewtiful, wanna grab a coffee later and maybe give me red eye? Thanks a latte!"

>>9868511
hehe

>Approach women
>Fun conversation
>Ask for her number
>wait a few days
>Call or text her at a reasonable time
>ask if she wants to join you at some future activity

>No lame ass coffee dates

>>9861006
>MFW this post
what is wrong with you? 1hr and half is nothing, you dont tell a slut that she´s a slut unless you want to live hardcore drama, thats the kind of shit i do when i´m too drunk to rationalize

>>9860989
>dinner
>first date
whoah, thats too fast, usually cheap starbucks coffee does the trick

>>9861083
this, only retards ask for girls advice on a mongolian sweatshop blog

>>9861416
this, in other words, just do it and dont give a flying fuck, confidence as fuck

>>9868434
>dyed hair on brown skin
fucked up and hard

>>9868557
What if you spend most of your time shitposting on the web. Can I invite a grill to do that with me?

by actually asking them out to go on a date

>>9863696
Shit post on /fa/ endlessly until the only people that like her enough to not filter her are left

>>9864109
L O W T E S T
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are you american or european (or other)? because if you're american just ask a girl out, if you're european you must impress her first in some way (intellectual etc.) and for the first 2-3 times you have to arrange casual meeting s like you go to a place where you're sure you can meet her, you keep in touch and find something in common then ask her to do something related to what you have in common.

This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0ZZo5zdmag

>>9868738
>Euro
fucking gay,this is why the pakis are invading

>>9868875
pakis are a kind of social pariahs. euro is doomed

>>9860947
>go up to girl
>hey how's it going
>flirt
>make out
>fuck
>ask out

>>9861104
damn

>>9861416
girl, can confirm. Just fake it til you make it. Fake the confidence and please remember that most girls are also awkward piles of spaghetti hidden under cute clothes and boobs.

>>9864109
slightly ugly cute girls are the best

>>9864079
SHE DIDNT EVEN KNO IT

>>9861035
>android

>>9864109
>liking big breasts