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How THE FUCK can you be /fa/ in Florida? It's 95+ degrees today and it's only going to get hotter. I can't even think about wearing more than one layer without sweating, and don't even get me started on my balls.

>> No.9830883

I'm in Alabama and I just don't stay outside very long and crank up the AC in my car a lot.

>> No.9830888

Florida: The Poor Man's California

Stay jelly, cuck

>> No.9830891
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9830891

Or I wear stuff like this.

>> No.9830894

>>9830883
That's what I do in between being outside and rushing inside, but sometimes I have no choice.

>> No.9830903

>>9830866
you 100% cannot except in miami

you've been warned

>> No.9831005

>>9830903
Let's say I was in Miami. What would I be wearing?

>> No.9831011

>>9830891
you're in high school aren't you

>> No.9831018

>>9831011
No I'm a freshman in college. What would make you think that?

>> No.9831134
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>>9831005
anything?

its not that bad here man. I wear a tshirt and jeans nearly everyday. Shits not that hot if you arent a fucking lard ass

get some cropped pants if you can rock em

>> No.9831540
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>>9830866
wear shorts

>> No.9831554

>>9831134
it makes so much sense that you're from florida

>> No.9831560

>>9831554
I'm from Chicago actually

I live down here during the school year and fly ASAP to Chicago when ever I can

>> No.9831582

>>9830866
SAME IN SOUTH TX, SUMMERS AVERAGE 95-99 FAHRENHEIT. HUMIDITY 100% WHY AM I YELLING?!

>> No.9831590

>>9830891
HAHAHAHA ID NEVER BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THE "MY DADDY WILL SUE YOU" STARTER KIT

>> No.9831594

>>9831134
BUT UR NOT FA AND YOU RIDE A WRONG BOARD!

>> No.9831607

>>9831540
Shorts like those don't work on everyone.

>> No.9831615

>>9830866

>> No.9831620

>>9830888
florida is honestly shit tier and shouldnt even be compared to california

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>> No.9831638

>>9831620
as a Floridian i can confirm this

>> No.9831639

>>9831590
that's literally not the daddy will sue you starter kit though.

>> No.9831659

>>9831638
i feel your pain m8. This dump just needs to sink already

>> No.9831692

good GOD. america wins. so f$$$$ hard.

so win.
so win.

>> No.9831708

Linen and cuffing pants to get some breeze in them.

You should also work out and get some muscle. You won't be /fa/ in a hot climate, but you'll look good if you do it right. Being /fa/ isn't a good thing anyway.

>> No.9831758

>>9831620
>>9831638

I have lived in CA and currently rot in this sordid existence as a FL resident.
Yes. This is correct.

>> No.9831781

>>9830866
For your balls, sprinkle a little gold bond powder on there in the morning. Not the blue stuff, the gold stuff. Its like a a sunset tropical breeze on your balls all day and the best part is, no swamp balls.

>> No.9831905

>>9831620
>>9831638
>>9831758
I'm from Kentucky and living in Florida was worse than here. It really is the most overrated state in the country.

>> No.9831911

I like turning up in Panama City during spring break but that state is shit.

>> No.9831990
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>>9831636

>> No.9832200

>>9831990
ayy lmao

>> No.9832287

I live in fort Myers (southish) and I run 6 miles during the hottest part of everyday. I can wear a jacket, t-shirt, and pants every day and feel perfect. It may be due to the fact I have poor circulation, and am always cold.. but still, get your heat tolerance up.
Also I've got a shit load of linen blend jeans or heat resistance tech pants and stuff, up yo engineered garment game.

>> No.9832293

>>9832287
Brand recommendations?

>> No.9832302

>>9832200
>>9831990
i was legit thinking that when i saw that post.

>> No.9832337

>>9831018
Not that anon but the outfit you posted is typical high schoolercore in California, it also extends to this board though

>> No.9832350
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9832350

>>9831620
I visited Daytona Beach once. Loved it, but it rains a lot and is super humid. BallsDrenchedInSweat/10


To OP, Wear summer clothes dumbfuck.

>> No.9832381

>>9832337
Gotcha. Yah it's common but I gotta wear stuff like this on really really hot days.

>> No.9832389

>>9832350
Is looking like a faggot part of your plan?

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>>9832389
Of Course!

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>>9832393
Congratulations! You're dressed as a faggot. now what's the next step in your master plan!?

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>>9832423
Baneposting this thread.......................

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>> No.9832457

>>9830891
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG

>> No.9832465

>>9832457
great post.

>> No.9832483

Burgerfats literally being cucked by the weather

Strife cunts it's barely 35 and you're moaning. Barely warm enough to justify going to the billabong instead of enjoying a Billy at the shed

>> No.9832506

I live in South Forida and I've never had a problem wearing t shirts and cropped trousers every day. I don't ever show my legs unless I'm going to the beach

It obviously gets hot but if you aren't going running/swimming/camping out during the day you should be able to wear whatever you want and be fine

>> No.9832642

>>9830883
I'm moving to Boaz any /fa shops?

>> No.9832649

>>9830883
I'm moving to Boaz any \fa shops?

>> No.9832840

I just go full on winter cloths, leather jacket / pants military boots, fingerless gloves, ski mask. All black of course. While I have my iphone blastin dragon force with my beats by Dr. Dre. Mother fuckers go swole over my bling.

Fuck the sun

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9832902

Buy linen you dumb fuck. Also shorts, invest pretty much exclusively into shorts with a few chinos here and there. Put your shitty selvedge denim in storage until January when it hits a frigid 55 degrees. For footwear, lightweight runners, espadrilles, desert boots, and birks are your best bet.

I've lived in Florida for a while and this is the only way to get by unless you wanna kill yourself from having a heat stroke..

>> No.9832924

>>9831590
why oh why did that damn meme have to gain so much traction? of all of those starter kits, why did the lamest one have to get most referenced?

>> No.9832990

>>9830883
I'm moving to Boaz any |fa shops?

>> No.9832999

>>9830891
w2c socks

>> No.9833006

>>9831134
w2c shirt

>> No.9833026

>>9830866
Miami beach fag here, just wear shorts and a tshirt for most things

>> No.9833040

>>9831582
Hey fucker where you at
29th and nolana
Mcalley

>> No.9833071

>>9833006
matthew miller last year

>> No.9834422

>>9832990
>>9832642
>>9832649
Nope. Shop online.

>>9832999
Uniqlo

>> No.9835421

>>9832287
fgcu fag confirmed

>> No.9836132

>>9831594
Sorry that florida is all flat land and longboards are decent for transposrtation???

>> No.9836430

>>9830888
>>9831620
North Florida and Central Florida are shit. But South Florida blows Cali out of the fucking water.

>no income tax
>no commie laws
>beaches are infinitely better (unless you're a surfer who needs dirty Pacific waves)
>cuban women over mexican women
>better architecture
>Art Basel
>best Wynwood street artists
>no quakes
>actual sports teams that exist and win (what happened to the Raiders again?)
>art scene and fashion scene are more authentic than the expired and commercialized Hollywood film culture
>better clubs and dance festivals
>South Beach has the GOAT fashion shops including Yohji and Tricky Ricky

Honestly, Texas is the only one that offers competition. Cali is overrated as fuck.

>> No.9836447

>>9831134
Get a load of this guy. Wait until July, and I can't wait to see you drenched in sweat. It's not real summer yet.

>>9830866
OP, winter is the only time you can be /fa/ down here. Layering and "comfy" clothing doesn't exist here. Especially if it's goof ninja shiit. You'll have to go full Aussie and wear some trunks with sandals.

>> No.9836456

>>9836430
i enjoyed this post

>> No.9836660

>>9831134
Fuck you look like a retard

>> No.9837015

>>9831134
w2c tee?

>> No.9837338

>>9836430
true

>> No.9837352
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9837352

Ever since I moved to Florida I stopped trying to dress effay, and just wore light and breathable clothes from brands like under armor (blech)

The exception is when I go to movies, galas, or events where I'm going to be inside for long periods of time.

>> No.9837357

>>9836430
People dont give Texas enough credit. Austin and Houston both have companies pouring in from california, anything is available here, plus we don't have draconian laws.

>> No.9837367

>>9837357

Agreed Houston & Austin are v. dope. That guy saying Florida is comparable to Cali is a complete autist that was probably educated in his shitty state.

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>>9830891
>>9831540
>>9832350
All you kids look the same.
let that breeze hit a nigga like woooooosh
and boots for stomping face. (of any race, chill)

>> No.9837589

>>9837367
No need to get assblasted over truth. You can leave Commiefornia any day! I'll be hoping you won't get decapitated by a border hopper with no means of self defense.

>> No.9837591

>>9836430
>>actual sports teams that exist and win
lel

>> No.9837754

>>9837505
noice