/fa/ - Fashion

as far as beer goes, i agree

>>9808705
for widely available beer, I guess stella is the least trashy. Just explore crafts, it's not like they break the bank.

As far as cocktails go, I like negroni's and gin & tonics. Dunno if it's /fa/ but they taste good so there's that.

How tf do u drink beer and still be skinny /fa/

What is the lowest calorie alcohol? Vodka?

>>9808705

Vodka, whiskey

>>9808705
I also enjoy drinking piss

>>9808705

>>9808705
>>9808759
>Not drinking best beer
>>9808740
Don't drink your ass off and exercise.
Besides, getting sloppy drunk isn't /fa/.
Vodka probably is the lowest calorie, yeah.

>>9808768
>Forgot pic
Yeah, I'm an idiot too.

>>9808705
if you're going to have a beer, have a BEER

don't be a fuckin poser

that said, if you're going to be a faggot, at least get some good craft beer that might half justify your pretension

I don't know about which ones are "more effay" but the richer the color the better as far as appearance goes. should also be cloudy/translucent.

pic related: beer for faggots, but at least they're not as lame as you, OP

most /fa/ bottle design

>>9808791

This

>>9808705
you know when you were a little kid and tried beer for the first time and thought it was disgusting? Whenever I drink stella artois it's like I'm reliving that moment

>>9808705
alcohol is so context-specific

like if it's a barbecue with ur m8s, then bring the best cheap beer and a cider for ur girl.

if ur at the pub, something on tap, local taps are usually good where i'm from

if it's late, whiskey or shots or something

and then wine, goddamn i forgot wine. so many times for wine.

this question is like asking what the most /fa/ jacket is. niqqa what's the weather like???

If rap music taught me one thing it's that this is the most /fa/

>>9808755
That's not a Corona, tho.

>>9808773
lol i stole one of these glasses from a bar once. fuckin shitty bartender

>>9808705
german bier is effay af

Are 40 oz /fa/. I'm thinking about buying a few this weekend.

>>9808802
gross
>>9808773
nice
>>9808759
fuck the west coast
>>9808705
literally belgian budwieser sold to americans as a "premium." piss.

pic related: superior east coast lager

>>9808705
>>9808717
>>9808723

you fucking kidding me?
stella actatwat
ishygddt

>>9808768
gin is lowest.

>>9808969
>stella actatwat
Maybe it Britbong Chavistan.

>>9808802
Agreed

>>9808969
Maybe in Britbong Chavistan.

In America, wifebeaters love PBR/Miller/Budweiser/Corona

what a plebs. one bottle costs around 180€ here.

alcohol is lame

i will drink with a few certain select friends but only out of ritual

but generally, alcohol is the least /fa/ thing ever

smoke weed or something lol

>>9809046
>it is expensive so it must be good
Simple person

>>9809059
>Calls alcohol lame
>Recommends the lamest drug on the planet

>>9808939
My nigga

>>9809059
>weed more /fa/ than alcohol

kek

>>9809071
>>9809059
smoking weed is okay, weed culture is certainly not /fa/ though

>>9808865
this is really good at curing strep throat tbh

>>9808773
ay lmao, I live 5 km from the brewery that brews those :^)

>>9808964
>literally belgian budwieser sold to americans as a "premium." piss.
this is somewhat true, I wouldn't call it piss though, there's much worse beers and it's still a few miles ahead of budweiser, but it has become a mass produced beer for export since a few years ago
>tfw you remember the days when Stella was served in a normal glass, not one with a fancy golden edge

>>9809046
>implying €180 is a lot for a bottle of champagne
back to wealthcore threads you go

>>9809059
just kill yourself already

>>9809044
fernet sucks they give that shit away at a bar by my apt

>>9809059
lol weed lol
weed lol weed
lol weed lol

>>9808740
everclear

>>9809112
Where do you live I'd love free Fernet.

>>9809126
chicago

>>9809082
Same can be said about alcohol.

Having a drink or two by itself is okay, "PARTY HARD BROOOOOOOOOOOO" binge drinking culture isn't.

>>9808939
>>9809073
my niggas

>>9808705
In the UK it's a chav drink. Most people call it "wifebeater".

Pic obviously related

>>9808705
>>9808717
>>9808723
Are you guys serious? Guinness is well known for being the best of the macro brews. I heard good things about Corona for lager but I'm sceptical.

Artisan beers will obviously be better since they use better ingredients but guinness is the best simple beer by far. Beer enthusiasts always say its what they have if they're on holiday or whatever and there is no real ale or craft.

>>9808773
I think the delirium tremens keg is the best looking keg around.

least calories, vodka

>>9809175
I'm Irish and I disagree.

>>9809059
Hahaha!! Fucking faggot

Craft beer is godly. It is just like fashion, at the start you don't understand it and turn your nose at it but then you dig a little bit and immerse yourself in the hole, suddenly you fall in the rabbit hole and there is no way back or out.

>>9809264
palewave bro

hahaha what the fuck i wrong with you how can you think stella is cool?

it's literally nicknamed wifebeater

pretty much everything in this thread is poser tier

drink whatever you like the taste of

>>9808705
The only answer is absinthe.
Everything else is for plebs.

>>9809357
That nickname only applies in Britbong Chavistan.

In the US, wife beaters drink Budweiser, Millet, Coors, PBR, or Corona.

>>9809374
Think about it, not common enough or as cheap as other drinks, has a nice natural green color, has this weird foreign european vibe to it, and it isn't one of those fruity tootie bitch drinks either.

Also, average absinthe alchohol percentage is around 65, so niggers can't really say it's for pussy lightweights.

>>9809374
>>9809404

15 year olds detected

>>9809281
I like craft beer but hate the term "craft beer" beer and what it entails

there is just as much shitty craft brewery's as there are shitty big brewery's and they're all in it for nothing but money

Anything else is feg

>>9809421
fucking this

>>9809421
agreed, but hendricks is faggier than beefeater when it comes to gin

>>9808705
Stella is wifebeater beer in the UK. Try again.

>>9809448
Dude, what could possibly be faggier than something literally called "beefeater"
All joking aside, though, hendricks is way better.

>>9808705
I just drink spirits. Beer is either to look like an average joe or to be a massive faggot and rave about microbrews.

>tfw no zywiec piwo

>>9809240
this

>>9808802
>Being this much of a faggot.

>>9808939
NICKNAME EAZY E YO 8 BALL JUNKY

>>9809175
guiness outside of ireland is literal shit

source: irish

Call me a midwestern honkey, but it tastes good.

>>9809175
guiness tastes boring and sort of metallic

I'd rather have a shit american pilsner than a guinness tbh

>>9809523
It ain't even the best of the mass produced polish beers. If I don't have access to any craft beer (though they have them in nearly every local shop) I go for Perla.

>>9809641
It's the american version? Compared to the czech one it's literall piss

>>9809641
Midwesternwifebeatercore

(And no, it doesn't, filthy pleb)

Probably not incredibly fah, but Stiegl is really good

>>9809130
Drunken hillbillies and swill-guzzling frat boys aren't the /fa/ side of alcohol

/ck/ here you are all massive plebs who know literally nothing about good beer or liquor

>>9809912
Enlighten us please.

>>9808773
tastes sour, like vomit sour

>>9808705
Pimms m8
My favourite drink of all time

>>9808939
they're breddy gud

>>9809175
outside of ireland Guinness is brewed in Canada.

>>9809774
Good taste

>>9808705
>tfw I only drink cider

am I a faggot

>>9809059
Weed is lame and is for losers, common knowledge. If you are going to do drugs do cocaine or if in the right place then psychedelics. But as a rule of thumb cocaine is good for all occasions, best drug on the planet I swear.

>>9810437
why does everyone say it's overrated?

>>9810442
Either they are buying baking soda with a hint of cocaine or aren't using enough. First time I tried it I thought it was overrated, but I only had a small amount. Like half an hour later did a full line and that's when I realized it truly is the greatest drug on earth.

>>9810449
Hmm. Would being in a port city up the chances of getting good coke?

>>9810449
how does it differ from another stimulant like amphetamine

>>9810462
houston?

>>9810478
no. It is on the gulf of Mexico.

>>9810462
I really wouldn't know, I'd expect it would depend on which coast. Where I live the only good coke is in the capital, elsewhere its absolute shit.

Scotch is obviously the most effay.

>>9810462
>tfw heart arrhythmia
>tfw I can never experience uppers

>>9808861
they don't call him einstein for nothing

>>9810432
This is exactly like Whataburger...

Nasty shit that Texans rope gullible outsiders into buying.

>>9810652
Whataburger is good though.

>>9810409
Stella makes a cider, it's pretty good.

Definitely more /fa/ than Angry Orchard/Strongbow/any of the other ones that feel the need to say "CIDER IS MANLY BRO"

Jagermeister

>>9810663
The ones I had food from in Houston were all nasty as hell.

>>9810652
but i'm texan born and raised and i love whataburger and lonestar

>>9810674
try the ones around montrose, rice village, the heights, anywhere downtown

>>9808705
I've never been able to acquire the taste for lager, so I drink cider only, mostly Koppabergs or Brothers.
My mates give me shit for it all the time though, is this just a UK thing?

>>9810992
Nah, cunts over here in the US will give you shit for being a dude and liking cider.

>>9808705
it really depens on personal styel and occasion

i would go for

>party
a pilsner or lager
>alone
whiskey in the rocks
>with the lads having a good time
black russian
>drowning your sorrows
tequila or vodka and Ty Segall at full volume

>>9809059
weed is the trashiest and plebiest thing on earth, its like the symbol of being a pleb who wears tapout shirts while listening to some shitty rapper

>tfw you have to smoke pot on parties to dont look like an idiot

>>9809641
>but it tastes good.
drinking pss isnt effay, damn, even corona tastes better than that shit, that is Tecate tier

would not even serve to my worst enemy

>not drinking sapporo

>>9808939
40+OJ is actually not bad at all. I cant stand 40 on its own after about half though

This is the best, I wish I could drink without getting totally trashed every once in a while though.

Beer is low class and will never be effay

>>9811324
This is my favourite spiced rum
Give it a go sometime

>>9808913
It's a shame German beer is horrible piss water.

As far as beer goes, the most /fa/ is absolutely Asahi.

Absinthe for spirits.

>>9811593

say that to my face

>>9811632
Post face and I will.

>>9809110
>>tfw you remember the days when Stella was served in a normal glass, not one with a fancy golden edge

topkek, they still serve it in normal glasses round here. Guess you only hang out in tourist traps.

>>9809148
Overrated garbage. If you want truly hoppy beers, look into special beers like Troubadour Magma or Hopsinjoor. You're a victim of the moortgat propaganda. You think vedett is a good pils beer too right?

>>9809421
Hypevictims.

>>9810395
Agreed, shame they're marketing it to women these days. (Baby blue label, those abominations with radler mixed in). If you're into witbier check out La Trappe Witte Trappist.

And finally, pic related is the greatest beer in this thread.

>>9809421

This. Love a Hendricks G&T

Cheap and Chinese, in line with /fa/s taste.

>>9811679
Quadruppel is delicious
However Rochefort is really good too

>>9812077
Absolutely disgusting

>>9812093
It really is dirt, only just back from China though and it's the best of the worst over there.
pic related is personal favourite.

>>9811212
you are the worst trip this board has m8

>>9809175
>corona

you want a lil piece of lime with that? maybe som uggs too? I would offer you a tacky protection case for your iphone, but you prolly already have one

>>9809044
fernet & cola is the true and only gentleman drink

>>9811679
Muh nigga.

Despite the hype, De Struise Brouwers and Cantillon have some good shit.
Though I wanna get into saisons more since I tasted one, any suggestions?

>travelling Indonesia
>the only beer they have is this pile of shit

at least it's cheap but it's pretty much an institution out there

>>9808705
Made in my hometown so I must agree it's pretty /fa/. A regular old duvel is still the best beer in the world though.

>>9812103
mein neger

>>9811199
>Ty Segall
You know this

>tfw got too wasted one time and now I can't do shots or drink spirits neat any more

my body just rejects it

>>9812323

Leuven represent

>>9812154
>Though I wanna get into saisons more

I think Geuze is the way to go eventually.

>>9812106
Reee hasn't posted in this thread though...

>>9813172
Ree killed herself.

>>9811593
German beer isn't nasty pisswater.

That title is reserved for American and Mexican'tmakeanygoodalcoholbesidestequila beers.

>>9813175

threads like these just me remind me that the average /fa/ poster is that edgier-than-thou friend who tries to one up you no matter what youre discussing

>>9808791
i would go with swing top, they so comfy to drink too

>>9813221
fuck

>>9808939
they taste like shit and are literally povertycore. i puke every time i finish one lmao.

like >>9811261 said brass monkeys are actually pretty delicious but 40s get easier to drink the drunker you get. oj + 40 is easy to drink off the bat.

source: college student with potential alcoholism

all those posts are like the nike and adidas of the alcoholic beverages
Bravo /fa/ i wasn't expected anything more from u friends.

>>9808990
Wrong. Tequila is the lowest

>>9808740
100 kcal per shot.....

>>9811212
But you look like an idiot, just say you don't like weed. I do it all the time and people don't give me shit about it beyond asking me why, to which I will reply that I don't like its effects. I tend to enjoy drugs that make me euphoric and energetic because I am a very phlegmatic calm person and weed just makes me want to sleep.

>>9811579
>>9811324
I've always wanted to get into spiced rum, how do you drink it? Do you mix it with something, take shots or on the rocks?

>>9813874
Fuck pills and MDMA lmao. Dancing alone while your jaw swings around with a mind of it's own is not 'effay'.

>>9812106
why? did i offend your pothead persona? stoners are such the whiney pussies

>>9812746
gotta get those tough melted while standing on the station

>muh song references

>>9813832
this, even for mexicans this is the lowest in terms of socially acceptable spirits, then there is mezcal

>>9813874
yeah but weed is like a social standard here, its like saying no to a cold beer

>>9813879
if starting start with cuba libres, ice, rum and cola, then, as whiskey, if you can handle the punch you can drink it in the rocks, usually the only thing you can drink in shots is vodka and tequila

>>9813879
Take it with a sparkling orange drink.

>>9809421
G&T is the GOAT. My preferred gin of choice is either Plymouth or (if I'm feeling rich) Monkey 47.

>>9813903
If you lower the dosage you don't turn into a complete maniac. Anyways my drug of choice is coke.

>>9813905
It is also a social standard where I live, hell all my friends do it. If you don't like it don't feel forced to do it, just don't have a holier than thou attitude about it.

>>9813954
I've always thought that if you can't have a laugh with just getting drunk then you need to reevalate yourself. I never stop people from taking drugs though. If they want to take them then that's fine by me

>>9808705
have a single cheeky stella with lunch every now and then
>>9808740
straight vodka or orange juice or pomegranate juice with vodka
>>9811212
weed is boring no need to have a personal vendetta against it
>>9811324
yeah this is pretty nice
>>9813905
interestingly enough my friends from mexico city seem to hold mezcal in rather high regard

>>9813989
yeah, its like the last resource in all parties, Tony cant miss any party with more than 5 people, but still, it really depens on what kind of people you drink with, usually students from literature and stuff like that start witha mezcal and weed then go for some cases of beer

my friends and i usually end up buying like 2 bottle of Tony or Rancho Escondido at 3am, sometimes we get so drunk that we forget about them and cure the hangover with it

>>9810669
meme drink

>>9813966
I kinda agree with you, I drink all the time and only do coke like once very three months or so. But on the other hand people who do weed and other drugs rather than drink give some good arguments for not drinking, and some outright don't like how alcohol tastes. You know different strokes for different folks and all. But I do think that alcohol is the best way to lose your mind for a while.

>>9809412
tryhard faggot detected

>>9808740
gin

>>9809421
I just made a gin drink - instead of tonic, I used mineral water.

Shit tastes great - I feel like you can taste the gin botanicals better.

GOAT coming through.

Estrogen liquid is not /fa/.

Red wine or nothing.

>>9814368
*tips fedora*

>>9808705
Stella is low tier, anon.

Lol you can deny it all you want, but pic related is the most effay.

ITT
>Americans trying to argue that stella isn't for complete wasters

>not brewing your own beer
get out of my sight plebs

I don't like alcohol or drugs. I don't like the taste, I don't like the loss of control, I don't like the immediate aftereffects. I don't like the stupid, waspy feeling you get from weed. I don't like the loss of control and sensation you get from wine. I like being in control of my mind and body and feel horrific when I'm not.

I'm sick of people treating me like I'm a child because I don't want to get wasted every fucking night at college.

>Well, what do you do for fun, anon? I bet you just stay home and play videogames, you big loser!

Nope! Guess what, the world fucking opens up after you leave the bar or your stoner friends house! I go to the libraries, the museum, and the beach. I go to festivals, I go to flea markets, and I go to used book stores. Bowling, the arcade, shopping, the mall, the movies; so many great alternatives to a shitty fucking club. Instead of a night of drinking, I bought a Zoo Pass for seventy bucks. Whenever I fucking want, I go and chill out with fucking elephants and giraffes. Have you ever done that? Just gone to the zoo with a friend on a weekend night? Just enjoy the night sky, with your own thoughts and feelings? Just talked to someone about life as you watched monkeys swing trees? No, you haven't, because all you do is spend your nights at an overly-congested watering hole sapping away brain cells and ruining your liver like a thoughtless sheep. You will never be as free as me

>>9815461
lmao look at this nerd

>>9815461

>this loser doesn't drink or do drugs

Hahaha faggot virgin cocksucker loser piece of fucking shit, i fucking hate losers like you fucking drop the fuck dead fagboy

>>9808705
Absynthe?
I'd like to say slivovitz but I know it's enjoyed by everyone in East Europe (can only fucking find it in one shop in sydney fuck, no one even knows what this awesome thing is)

>>9812103
>>9812077
>in china
>not drinking the superior local brew, aka the spirits.
>not breaking out the moutai
How does it feel to be shit

>>9809044
jaja, no se si algo que mezclas con coca es tan /fa/

>>9815461
That's nice honey.

>>9815461
had you at about 6.5/10 before the last paragraph

0/10 m8 better luck next time

Who /vermouth/ here?

Jack Daniels. Honey Tennessee. That is all.

>>9815545
>in china
>not drinking Red Star brand baijiu

>>9815686
yah, dece trolling at first. last bit went completely downhill though

>>9809240
i was waiting for someone to post this, i'd kill to be able to get that in Australia

>>9815763
Are you a white girl?

>>9814403
true tbh

>>9808705
lad detected

>>9814032
you're a meme

>>9815642
jaja nose eh, por ahi tenes razon, yo pienso que un wisky bien añejo es mas /fa/

>>9808705
if the country the beer is made in refuses to drink the beer, its shit. ya pleb.

>>9809046
literally the shittiest of the expensive champaigns. Drink Dom for less.
>>9810395
No. It's complete trash.
>>9815699
Fuck gallo though, goddamn. Dolan for a bit more is 100x better.

>>9809143
stella 4 is girlfriend beater

>>9815461
can u smoke cigs at the zoo

>stella
>Heineken

literal children in here

>>9817788
Belgians refuse to drink Stella not because it's bad, but because they're whiny cunts about Stella Artois being marketed to Americans as French, when most of the people in the US can't even find Belgium on a map. (Even if it's clearly labeled.)

>>9814403
Why not just piss in your own mouth while you have a handful of copper in it.

>>9814441
In America it isn't.

Wasters here buy canned Budweiser/Miller/Coors/PBR

UK BREWERY POWER-RANKING 2015 *OFFICIAL*

>God Tier
Thornbridge
Beavertown
Samuel Smiths
Kernel

>High Tier
Fullers
Partizan
Siren
Timothy Taylors
Brew by Numbers
Buxton
Tiny Rebel
Bristol

>Good Tier
Youngs
Sharps
Four Pure
Camden
Butcombe
St. Peters

>Meh Tier
Meantime
Adnams
Brewdog
Hogsback
Windsor & Eton

>Bad tier
Greene King
John Smiths
Innis & Gunn
Courage
Marstons
Wychwood
Southwark Brewing Co.

>>9820046
>not having wye valley brewery in god tier
stay untermensch

>>9808802
out of all dutch beers, heineken is the absolute worst

>>9814441

It's only for wasters in the britbong nation of islam. Everywhere else it's viewed from being a solid pils beer up to being an exclusive luxury beer. I just see it for hat it is, a decent pils beer albeit a bit sugary.

>>9815461
>I bought a Zoo Pass for seventy bucks. Whenever I fucking want, I go and chill out with fucking elephants and giraffes.

Speciesist asshole. I bet you like animal exploitation right? Go and "chill" with the incarcerated animals all you like. Does their lack of personal freedom amuse you?

At least the rest of humanity knows to have a good night out without repressing and exploiting animals.

>>9817788
>>9817869


Implying Belgians don't drink stella. It's only the dumb fuck soccer fans that "only drink jupiler from a bottle, it's much better man". Pils is Pils, grow the fuck up.

>>9820046
>no bath ales

macchiato

My favorite beer on tap is called Kilt Lifter.

But it's a local brew.

My favorite walmart beer is miller fortune.

>>9808705
>buying ambev beer
>DRINKING ambev beer

>>9809641
>ambev

>>9809122
most intelligent and articulate post i read all day.

supporting local people that make traditional beverages is /fa/
so, rakia is the most /fa/

>>9815545
>>9815788
Original anon here if you're going to be bitches about spirits at least drink fucking fenjiu.

>>9811324
Fuck this black bile. Used to drink so much of this when I was 17/18.

obvious choice

Its like you guys don't want to get boosted by your whiskey

>>9813739
>That guy who shits on everything posted and acts superior despite not posting anything himself

wow I really am on fah :DDDD

>>9808717
Stella smells like urine
Drink Real Ale or Old Style...only decent beer on earth

>>9815537
What is it? Kind of similar to rakia, being from that region?

>>9811324
Used to drink this and Sailor Jerry all the time when I was partying a lot. I tend to stick to vodka and various juices these days if I'm partying because dr pepper, coke, other pops that I mix with rum tend to give me a bad hangover.

>>9822299
the only reason to drink whiskey is for the aesthetic glass bottle it comes in.

>>9820813
Would go in good tier.

>>9820982
>>9820994

>calling it ambev

it's inbev, samefag moron.

karhu is great beer and /fa/ as fuck

rum and coke....and coke

>>9824307
perkele saatana isäm maa

>2015
>still drinking anything other than wine
>being this much of a faggot

Easily the most /fa/ beer of Berlin and Germany.

>>9824366

>>9808705
fay is drinking water to counteract the mdma you popped/snorted to make this shitty party/product launch/group brunch bearable.

>>9824717
also that

>>9824581
lol no
fuck sterni

>>9811679

>best beer
>not Rochefort

Don't get it twisted son. Trappe is great too though. I prefer my beer brewed by monks I guess.

Best non-beer drink is objectively an Old Fashioned.

Real men drink Aquavit.

>>9817799
ewww thoose hands

>>9808705
BUCKFAST

>>9824581
mein neger

>>9824882
I actually prefer pic related, but you have to admit that Sterni is what /fa/ would drink if they were german. It's not the tastiest beer, but you can get it everywhere and the botte cap is iconic.

>>9824855
And lets not forget Club-Mate, didnt mention it because its not alcoholic. But it's very popular with many young party-goers and geeks.

Went to Puerto Rico and fell in love with this stuff. Tastes like fresh Italian bread, going down.

>>9825669
fratboy tier

>>9824967

"Son", La Trappe is an official trappist beer. Meaning it's not only brewed by the monks but on the actual ground of the abbey.

So before you come and "school" me, get your facts straight.