/fa/ - Fashion

>>9734838
>You look like a marble statue
>You remind me of a lady bug

>>9734838
>you should make a tumblr
>hi fashionista
>do you have a instagram
>are those real
>you're one of the best dressed guys i know
>i bet girls think you're gay cause you dress so well
>i hope you know your cock is massive

>you got hot teeheh

>>9734838
>I'm not even joking you dress really well
>Hitler would have loved you (....)

>>9734838

>lol why are you dressed like a boyscout?

I was fully embracing geologist core so its understandable that people would recognize my dope fit

>you are so cute you look like a doll
>anon is so precious she looks like a lil baby doll
>you are so cute
>you are sooooo cute
>so cute

they were compliments i'm sure but i don't want to be cute

hopefully i'm not that kind of cute anymore once i've fully updated my wardrobe

also "your eyes are pretty" etc or something about my hair

>>9734838
>your squat form is really good

>i try to be /fa/ but no one gives compliment to cave men ;_;

>wow anon you look like a young titanic leo

I get this a lot, I have decent jaw/cheekbone structure (not as good as his tho) and a pointy chin idk

>be 21 kv at a bar
>redhead friend of a friend says that im hot and gives my friend her number for me
>go out with her, shes 26, polish with great body, end up at hers but cant get it up

Goddamn its both good and. I was suprised she gave me her number when didnt even talk to me

>>9734838
I was voted best dressed in high school. (;

"Anon you always dress better than anyone I know"

>(at a bar) You look like a film noir Where's Waldo

>>9734958

what did you dress like?

>>9734975
Honestly was like a really shitty version of everything worn here. I just wore the cheap stuff and all that. Wasn't too hard to dress nice at my school. It's been a year since then and now I only buy quality pieces and stuff and I've greatly improved upon my already above average style.

>>9734838
I receive too many haha

"im really lucky to have you and honestly youre perfect"

wore a suit (stylish but ill-fitting) to court, a redneck girl said I looked like James Dean. I didn't look like him--eh, maybe my hair except brown--but I looked good; I think she just wanted the d.

>You look like Clint Eastwood
got that twice, both times it was an older black lady ┐(´∀｀)┌

>those pants are awesome
they were, too

>I want to scan the print on that shirt and use it for my band's next album cover

>>9735013
You're the best dresser in Canada :)

>>9734838

> I like your face

>>9734854
hahahahahahahaha

>>9735028
more like the world

>You look like some kind of foreign model

> "Anon you have really pretty eyes!"
> "Anon I love your eyebrows do you pluck them?"
> "Anon you have such good style!" to other girl "look at his style it's so cool!"
> "anon you look really nice today :)"

All from cute girls
feel good man

>>9734838
My girlfriend tells me I'm the hot one in our relationship all the time even tho she really is. But she seems pretty convinced she's right.

>>9735053
thx for correcting me queen ;)

>>9735098
All of those comments make me believe they think you're gay.

>Oh haha, I thought you were gay, anon!
>I dont really... see you that way. We can still be friends, right?

"I know I clowned you earlier for what you were wearing but it's actually really fucking unique and good looking... like most of the kids around here wear the same shit and it's refreshing to see something that looks like it was put together with more than $100 and a pair of jordans"
- some qt3.14 that never talked to me until this but she has a boyfriend that dresses like the people she was complaining about (i wish i could've been Hoe, Save A., Cpt.)

>are you in fashion?
>i love your outfit
>you look like that vampire girl who played alice in twilight
>i didnt know you had such pretty eyes!

always complimented on hair, gets annoying

An elderly Hispanic cook at my old job once told me that I had the most beautiful green eyes he's ever seen, and that I was also more beautiful than the other girls there. It was an odd compliment, and he doesn't even know my name, he just called me Greenie.

>friend of mine constantly comes to me asking if his fashion choice is decent
>friend buys shirt he thinks I would wear
>people comment to him "woah man you're wearing an 'Anon' shirt" or "Stop trying to pull off an 'Anon', it doesnt work for you"
>dress well enough to have my own style within my group of friends

>>9735390
They think you're gay lol

>>9735417
me 2

>You look like a fag.

Th... Thanks.

>>9734838
>You look like a male model
>You look like a lead singer in a band
>Wow how tall are you?
>I just want your whole closet
>You look like a preppy trust fund kid (Tee shirt and shorts)
>People taking pictures of me and my gf when we walk through the fashion districts of various cities
>Guy literally walked into a pole breaking his neck at my shoes

>>9734838
>are you gay? Because a lot of hot guys are ...
I didn't know how to take that but it was okay feeling.
>your butt looks good in those jeans!
:^) she punched my butt too

Literally all the compliments I ever got

"that haircut makes you look like a WWII soldier"

"you're looking pretty Brendan Fraser from The Mummy right now"

>>9735472
I forgot this one
>wow anon I love your eyelashes!

I've never received a genuine compliment now that I think about it....

yesterday i got from some native guy on the ttc

"yo man i love your sweater, the colours are awesome are you native? also you look like you're about to do some cocaine"


pic related is what i was wearing

>yo you lost a lot of weight dude, you look good, like really good
Chill bro, we just hung out two weeks, this is just what human bodies look like without a flannel and chunky ass cable knit aran.

>>9735514
isn't that what you were wearing like 2 weeks ago too

>>9734838
"cool outfit, man"
it was some guy I didn't know so it felt nice.

>>9735544
yeah you've never worn the same thing twice?

>>9734838

>nigga you got some style dayum
>lookin slick kiddo
>crisp, clean, I like it
>you're so sexy
>you're so hot
>you're incredibly good looking
>you're cute
>you're so handsome
>you should be a movie actor
>I bet you have a lot of girls crushing on you
>do you have a girlfriend right now?
>I wish you were my boyfriend
>I would totally cheat on my boyfriend with you
>I love your jawline yummy

All these compliments and I still feel ugly.

>>9735553
I've never worn the same combination of things twice

>>9735576
well suit yrself

>>9735595
wait dont you think it's weird
to like wear the same thing all the time?

unless you don't care about clothes, but that's obviosly not the case

>>9735597
i've only worn that combination twice cause i really liked it :)

also i read a while back about how dressing similarly everyday and developing a personal uniform was like a good thing for productivity and mental health or w.e. idk how bullshit it is tho
like obviously i;m not wearing something that loud everyday but u kno i don't think it's that weird

>>9735472
>>9735489
>you have Kylie Jenner lips!

>>9735421
Yeah brah.

>You dress so well.
>I can see you really put effort into dressing..
>You're so tall and handsome.
(I'm not tall and handsome)
Generic shit like that. But I enjoy these the most:
>That cap is ugly, don't buy it.
>Woah, you really pulled that off!

>>9735749
I've been asked to be a model thing for a hair stylist as well, I copped out though. Regret it now.

I've had countless people randomly compliment my posture

>>9735430
>>9735430
DID SOMEONE SAY, APPEELING?

>>9735869
Anon, I really, really like this picture.

>>9735869

>>9735869
maximum kek

>>9735514
Well, were you going to do cocaine? Pls respond.

>>9735902
no comment

>>9735934
johnny i know you're a good boy who don't do drugs

>>9735869
man nice shitpost

>>9735869
omg

>you're intimidating af
>person at the other table chirps in: yeah i'm sorry you kind of are
illallowit.jpg

>>9735934
c'mon we all know you're too pussy to do blow

you have a crayon ceiling fan and trip on /fa/

2 many to remember m8

>>9736144
>>9735950
you have to be hard to do blow?
lmao since when

>>9734838
>walking down the street one day
>guy walking towards me
>says "wow you're beautiful" as we pass each other
>t-thanks

>your smile is the cutest thing ever
>you've got style, dude!
>you are actually really good looking
>you seem very composed

>"you are so beautiful, those other girls are just jealous that you're a real woman with curves"
>"wow, you are so sexy and attractive"

and defending me when a twig bitch told me off
>"you're just jealous because men like meat, only dogs like bones! you'll never find love looking so thin!"

>>9736154
how are you still awake at this time wtf

>>9736200
great jokes buddy
did you get them from steam profile comments circa 2013
i hope somebody tells you your post is underrated

Only twice for my white flyknit trainers. Once from a qt cashier, the other time it was from some 50 year old guy because his son apparently wore trainers like that too.

Apart from that, only my mom occassionally tells me I'm pretty.

;..;

>>9736211
which one are you reee?

>>9736218
reee is pure.

>You have beautiful hair
>You always look so fresh dude
>I'd like to dress like you, but I don't think I could pull it off
>You are so fancy
>You always look so trim and stylish, like a fashion magazine but in real life
>I can see Anon as being like, the next Tom Cruise or something
>If anyone ever told me I dressed like Anon, it'd be an amazing compliment
>I know I like to poke fun at you, but I really do love your style
>Hello my name is Anon and I'm always fresh to death
>You own that style, nobody else here could ever pull that off like you do
>Anon is the most handsome man here
>You are so hot

Yet I'm still a loser.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fucking NORMIES

I NEVER GET ANY COMPLIMENTS

>>9736230
hi

it's just because your clothes suck

>>9734838
i think the casual and subtle ones like:

"where do you get your clothes?"
-my gf bargain hunts at the gap, topman, and h&m, so cheap of the cheap

"who cuts your hair?"
-i do it myself and just have at it. i usually dont have a look in mind and just go widdit

"what do you call that style?"
-i actually dont know my style. i just buy plain clothes.

>hot girl i know told me my hair looks really nice today while walking through campus
>not even trying
>ivemadeit.exe

>>9735417
what kind of shirt was it?

>>9736218
man my ex had the best p, I'll be forever disappointed by others

feels shit man

>>9736295
delusion

>>9736299
no just personal preference and luck when I found her, she had a nearly perfect body

>>9734838
"damn girl u got some cute-ass feet" while I was changing shoes at a bus stop

was a little awkward to get on after that, because I don't think my feet are my best feature.

>>9734838
Your face looks ghoulish
You're a really thin
>I could break you with one hand
The last wasn't actually a compliment but I took it as one

>>9735569
Well, do you have a girlfriend?

I hate most fits on /fa/ but that's actually pretty dope. Wtc long red jackets?

>>9734838
>you smell great
>your hair is awesome, not a lot of people can pull it off
>you have nice eye lashes
Things like this makes me believe I'm not a hideous monster

Just today a 10/10 qt in my class told me my butt looked good.

>girl tells me i'm skinnier than she is

>>9735514
Good outfit.

"It's really cool how you look good with both long and short hair."

I get told "you should be a model" on occasion and that's kinda nice.
Girls often say "are you even wearing any makeup???" post-compliment which is nice but usually I am wearing some
Favorite compliment I've ever gotten, someone I 'd just met said I looked like someone from a Klimt painting.
Once a guy on 4chan said he would walk a mile over broken glass to hear me fart thru a walkie-talkie :-)

>>9734916
>tfw
Most I've ever gotten is
>you've got a nice smile
I also got
>you're a beautiful man
>you've got gorgeous eyes
And
>your cock is perfect
But those were all from my ex so they don't count

>>9737911
they count if she was qt

>>9734838
I walked into a party once and heard a girl say this
>The world would be a better place if more guys dressed like Anon

Best compliment I probably ever got is when girls staring intently at my bulge.

>>9735475
>you're looking pretty Brendan Fraser from The Mummy right now
>compliment

>>9737914
She wasn't

>you're sooo handsome anon
>i mean you're really hot
>i like your style
>you're a 4,8 out of 5

all from different girls, the last one stole my fucking heart.
still no gf, simply ebin

you look the best, of all the guys but from behind.

>>9737914
uh no
compliments count if they're sincere
you fuck

>>9737992
Uh, no, compliments dont count if the girl isn't qt because her standards are obviously much lower

>>9737992
But to a person who isn't qt, everyone is qt
You see the problem? they aren't capable of being sincere in the same way as the rest of the populace

>Damn anon I'd fuck you right now
Fucking spaghetti man

>you look like Ryan Gosling
>why does your facial hair growth pattern look so perfect
>you have pretty eyelashes (the fuck?)
>i'm going to name the vein under your eye "Mortimer"
>you have a nice ass

>>9738003 >>9738018
>if the girl isn't qt because her standards are obviously much lower
>to a person who isn't qt, everyone is qt/ they aren't capable of being sincere

uhh what? Care to elaborate?

>>9738103
I guess if you're talking about beauty/fashion, then someone who can take care of themselves might be better informed

But regardless, I'm sure unattractive people don't go around sincerely complimenting every person they meet.

>>9738109
Ofc no, would you compliment every person you ever meet? That would be ridiculous and annoying

>>9738067
you're a Mexican

>>9734838
"I went to get my eyebrows done and I took in a picture of yours and my eyebrow stylist said I would never have eyebrows so nice"

>>9738124
stop photoshopping your pics

>>9738103
like compared to yoself everyone is good looking? Most girls can convince themselves they are attractive, very few people truly think they are ugly. though ya know 50% is below average. So if what you see in the mirror eryday is bad news, probably anything else is pretty tolerable to look at

>>9735597
>not wearing a uniform

lmao pleb please untrip post haste

>>9734838
>girls (including qts) and guys at my school complement my fits or individual pieces regularly (not really saying much as most are plebs)
>Nice ass (random girl)
>get complemented on my legs almost whenever i wear shorts (from strangers or my gf lol)
>you look like something from tumblr (gross but i guess it counts)
> you have beautiful long eyelashes im jealous (ok lol)
>got complemented on the street by a random guy in blue holo velcros
>complements on my hair all the time
>have gotten asked about my relationship status by girls or by guys / other girls on their behalf all the time
> MFW i still occasionally get shit for cuffs or pinrolls :^)
>some redneck told me my shorts made me look like a faggot lol which I count
>Tons of others about my looks and personality from my gf all the time but im not sure they count

>>9738134
also not relevant to thread but sieg i heard you work in the legit industry. What exactly do you do?

>>9734838
Wtf is wrong with americans ? Over here in Europe, people don't comment each other's fits.

Other than that, multiple compliments on the internet
>tfw someone on /fa/ thought i was the resurection of poet

>>9738304
post pic

>tfw ex-pizzaface and get compliments for how nice my skin looks now

>>9738320
Where in europe? Maybe you just have shit fits :^)

>>9738334
of what a fit? and no i don't need / want any pics of me on here.

>>9734842
>i hope you know your cock is massive
kek

That image just says it all about the mentality of most women really

You are children

You need to be special snowflakes

Fuck off

>anon, your hair is so cool
>You know a lot of fashion and style

>>9738304
also I still have shit confidence so idk

>>9736208
i don't even remember posting that
dammmmm

>you look like clark kent with your glasses on
>you got nice hair man
>you're jacked dude
>i love your smile! (this one feels good :^) )
>you have really good posture
>this is random, but i really like your outfit
>that shirt is dope

all I can think of, don't think I ever really got anything like these before like a year and a half ago lol. feels good man

>I wish I had your bone structure
>do you think you're dick will still hurt me?
>holy shit your dick is thicker than my wrists
>youre a very intelligent young man(this is more because of WHO said it rather than what was actually said)
>you're a very urbane individual aren't you( I didn't know what it meant at first either)

>>9738372
why does it matter if you don't have your face on the picture?

>>9735421
lol i am girl

>>9734893
Those weren't compliments, they were from other women, no? They were trying to belittle you, its a common technique of jealous whores.

>>9734838

> "you look great dude, youre a fucking fashion god."

my best friend

> "you have an amazing butt"

a lot of girls I went to high school with

> "anon walks like a knight"

friend of a friend in high school, I have pretty good posture and walk fast

> "yeah, he wouldn't want to fuck around with you. You could literally pick a guy like that up and throw him"

my friend after I told him about this scary encounter I had with a crackhead. It meant a lot to me cause I used to be really weak and now I'm actually sort of strong.

>>9738441
stop sleepposting johnny

>>9738471
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk dude why? I have no need for the approval of random people on an anonymous Chinese imageboard. I just lurk for inspo. Plus i'm way too lazy to take fit pics.

>>9738506
not for you, for me
I asked to have an illustration of what kind of fit and body made those people say that

I've never witnessed a complement to posture apart from one in my life, is this a murcan thing?

subtle brag thread

I'm friends now with a group of girls from my university who all referred to me as "Adonis" during Frosh Week before they learned my name
I've fucked a few of them

>>9734838
>you've really started to dress better (this was a few years ago)
>you look like an approachable person
>you're always so well dressed
>what product do you use on your hair, it looks great

>>9738528
Probably
>be sitting down
>"damn anon you have the straightest back I've ever seen"
It might just be that since we sit in class for 8 hrs a day most of us develops shit posture, but I deadlift so

>ive really been digging your style lately
>your butts not big, but its like nice enough for guys to be like "nice ass"
uh t-thanks
>you have such cute toes
>youre so cool
>i love the gaps in your teeth
was made uncomfortable by this one

>>9738497
sorry i missed yr call last night
got so fucked up i forgot how to smile

>>9738584
did you get into a fight johnny

>>9734838
>you dress like a hobo but your clothes are expensive

Hobo-core2015
get with it or get wrecked

>>9738572
>thinks your flaws are cute
>you become uncomfortable
girls who can't take a compliment suck

>>9738612
tfw you are flawless

feels good man

>>9738588
nah nah nothing like that
you've seen me in the waywt if i threw punch i would probably faint from over exerting myself

"You're very symmetrical"
"You should try modelling"
"You always dress so well"
Never really took things like this into account until the other day on the ttc a weird man approached me and offered me his card and said he was a scout for a modelling industry and i had a certain look that he liked. Too bad it was sketchy

>>9738521
A not vert nice one imo lol. 6 foot 170-ish lbs. I dress very simply actually.

>>9738622
I want to name my firstborn after you

>>9734838
>why do you suit everything
this one sticks out since the usual you look nice/good looking are shrugged off which is probably why people call me arrogant but when you've heard that shit before why wouldn't you

>>9735026
what shirt?

>>9738622
>tfw reeee tells you you're perfect and to not change anything

>>9738622
You're so fucking sexy

>>9738700
is that ree?

>>9738656
What does that even mean?

>>9738747
it means nomatter what he wears he looks good in it and or dressed up without even trying

>>9738700
Nice skin but average face. Don't know where the ego comes from tbh.

>>9738700
I would fuck ree if that's her

>>9738675
my 90s Mecca shirt

>>9738353
Medium sized city in the middle of France

>wow, you don't look like shit for once.

>>9738700
wouldn't even look twice at whoever the fuck this is, literally a basic bitch
>tfw cali's full of 10/10 qt's

>>9738861
I heard everyone in france dresses well for the most part, so that might be why, also is it true you all have very limited wardrobes and mix and match clothes to make it seem like you're not wearing the same shit every day?

as opposed to americans who have 100's of clothes and rarely wear 75% of it

>>9738922
>calling it "cali"

definitely not from there

also california chicks are either absolute thots or think they're god's gift to earth

>tfw ex gf told me I have a boxy torso

>>9738938
shut the FUCK up it's easier than typing out california, ofcourse i never refer to it as cali in conversation you autist

>california chicks are absolute thots
who gives a fuck nigger don't you like getting your dick wet?

>>9738938
except i AM gods gift to earth, and most people can agree with me on this

>You're actually attractive . . . for an Asian guy.
>It's a pity that not all Asian guys are as attractive as you.
>I bet you make a lot of Asian guys jealous because of your good looks.
>I didn't know Asian guys could be so attractive.

>>9738951
is this you?
>>9738700

>>9738700
hNNNnnGG those collar bones ;;

>>9735749
>I can see you really put effort into dressing..

that is not a compliment.

>>9738949
of course I like getting my dick wet, you overreacting gaped faggot, I'm just saying they're thots lol

>>9738951
I disregard pretty much every post with a ree trip because 9/10 of them are fake and 10/10 of them are dudes. go back to being anon, anon

>>9738700
tfw ree's soft, wet, pink lips will never slide up and down my hard throbbing cock

>>9738949 >>9738967
why would you want to have sex with degenerates

unless you are one yourself...?

>>9738967
>overreacting gaped faggot
no u, you fucking wigger shit dick homo
maybe next time you'll think twice before claiming Anonymous 04/21/15(Tue)15:52:57 No.9738949 isn't from california

>>9738978
depends on your definition of degenerate I guess, but claiming you're some pure knight of god is ridiculous

>>9737840

Are you me lol??

>>9738700
put your trip back on

>>9738954
the bad news is that youre still an asian guy. literally kill yourself now.

>>9735514
What coat? What boots?

>>9738117
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to argue. IDK what that guy is talking about.

>>9739057
>>9738124
>>9738117
>>9738109
>>9736154
this thread is literally fucked now. thanks to these plebians

>>9739091
best advice in thread is to follow what my trips is suggesting (every one of you trips excluding me belong in the gutter, please be launched into a septic tank this instant).

>>9739091
are u this months shitposter?

>>9739057
idiot, what I'm saying is someone that is ugly will be more likely to compliment someone on their looks because they have lower standards, we see this evidently as /soc/ where 2/10's get rated 7/10 because so many people on there are ugly as fuck.

That doesn't mean good looking people wont compliment you as often if you legitimately look good, but you can't base it off ugly people opinions as far as looks go, clothing wise is fine because even ugly people can have good fashion sense

>>9739091
epic

>>9739028
coat is sise a/w 13
boots are gucci not sure on season

>>9739091
willing to bet this guy is going to be gone before sunday

>>9739131
try me

>>9739131
kill yourself

>>9734838
someone noted once that my shirts always matched my socks

when I wear a suit out to dinner waitresses ask if I was just at a wedding, because nobody wears suits for any other reason where I live

>>9739249
uuhhhhhh i need to ask an important question

why were you wearing a suit

Hey, cool shirt.

>>9738118
yeah, you´re point is? i must point out everyones nationality too?

you´re probably amerifat, igaf

>>9739091
i bet three internets that this trips drop by this sunday

>>9739260
I was out at a nice restaurant

>>9739312
did you wear cufflinks with your tie clip and fedora

>>9738700
dubs of mediocracy

i like her witty atittude, its like the background music at Starbucks

>>9739305
>>9739300
>>9739319
Wait are you a beaner? Do you live in Mexico? How can you afford SLP? Is your papi in the cartel?

>>9739317
what's your problem anon, you think only autists wear suits?

>>9739324
he said he doesn't own SLP lol
he just like to fantasize about it

>>9734951
Stop masturbating,then go out with her again

>>9739331
Wow. He should drop trip. How can he ever wear this shit when it's 200 degrees in the sweatshop he works in? Fucking minorities.

>>9739344
minorities are okay
fantasizing about women's saint laurent clothes is not okay

>>9739353
I fantisize about being a minority, is that ok?

>>9739319
>its like the background music at Starbucks
I still gotta give you credit for that though haha

>>9739353
ree I thought you were my beautiful white supremacist babe. Minorities are not okay. They ruin countries.

>>9739357
fantasizing in general is not okay
unless you're fantasizing about me

>>9739362
ree pls post a fit. I wanna see that body girl

>>9739359
how is life in Hickville, Missouri

is the harvest going ok
nice horseshoes
where did you get that lasso

>>9739362
not feeling suicidal enough for a brain tumor, no thanks

>>9739334
Its too difficult, the ship has sailed my friend

>>9739362
fantasizing about you is all i do before i sleep

>>9739369
Oh silly ree. I live in Alabama. I know Toronto is being flooded by minorities and its scary but I will protect you from the evil shitskins baby.

>>9739362
>everyone clambering over a trip
>not sure why
>trip is female
>nothing to see here

>>9739384
Alabama
what's the difference lmao

The only somewhat civilized American city is New York, and that's only because it's 2 hours away from Toronto

>>9739325
weddings and funerals, not for a cheeky nandos with the lads

>>9734838
>i love you
>thats a nice outfit
>those are some nice trackshorts, is that your cock?

all from Qt3.14 i want to bang uncontrollably bad

>>9739390
In all honestly I've been to Toronto 3 times because my friend owns a private island and we go up there sometimes. I didn't see a single attractive girl. Next time we go do you wanna come? It's in a town called Perry Sound. I'll pay for your bush flight in.

>>9739402
And there are attractive girls in Alabama?

A cottage doesn't count as a "private island" by the way, but nice try

>>9739331
>>9739344
>>9739324
should i make a copypasta about my life or what?

quick run here

>yes i´m mexican, not from the shitskins from the north though, metro area in the center
>i´m not asociated with the political shit from this shithole in anyway
>i can afford SLP but i rather spend my money in cigarrettes, parties and alcohol and investing in DIY projects
>i like more brands than just SLP, in fact i think i like more Dior over SLP
>i dont work in any shitty strerotypical work (that shit is rare where i live) i´m actually doing scholar practices in a hospital

damn, you fags are pretty damn retarded, since /pol/ came here to impose their shitty supremacy of manlet fat americans this board has gone downhill

>hurrh stop black hair threads
>durrh is this gun /fa/?

fucking amerifats

>>9739384
>I live in Alabama
OUT!

i wonder how you even have electricity, back to the cornfields

>>9739414
It's an island. And it's private. But yes it's just a cottage. You don't want to come ree? You could sleep with me baby girl.

>>9739417
stay strong bro

>>9739420
>>9739417
Shitskin please. Did you just call me a manlet? I'm 6'2 155 pounds of pure perfectness. How does it feel to live in fucking Mexico? How does it feel to be inferior in every single way imaginable? I mean goddamn son. It must suck to be you. I hope your happy in your favela home drinking yourself to death wishing you were white. Sorry man.

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>>9739425
Racist cunt. People like you don't deserve to live. You're a waste of oxygen.

>>9739442
kek, spic btfo

>>9739455
>>9739420
Ree confirmed a minortity. So fucking mad. Why is every country that has brown people in it total shit? It's not racism when it's true dumbfuck. Now of course I'm gonna treat everyone with respect in real life because that's the best thing to do. But minorities are fucking cancer. I'm a closeted racist.

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>>9739459
>MFW these angry /b/tards
>MFW they seem to be very interesed in my life
lol, i´m famous now mum

i´m 185cm, 73kg (i´m rather overweight due to beer i must admit) and i´m not basement dweller tier pasty white (i´d like to but my colour range would be comprimised) i´m more like overmilked latte and getting paler because of muh genetic heritage

i dont live in a slum, nor a farm with animals like you, i do have a problem with alcohol but hey, thats how you deal with living in this shithole filled with niggers and Red Label is damn good with a good book

>>9739475
Because you know you're wrong?

If anybody should die, it should be racists. The world would be so much of a better place.

>>9739513
preach queen!

>>9739499
I feel you. I may shit on you for being Mexican but hey. It's where you're born. I honestly don't really care about skin color I was just shitposting lol.

>>9739513
Let me guess. You're an indian. So many fucking Indians in Canada. Another guess. You work at Tim Hortons?

>>9739522
oh you, i hate Mexico too, we can hate it together, most "white" mexicans hate it just or more than other countries

i start

Mexico is filled with iliterate niggers who only wear cheap Abercrombie

>>9739517
white knight kissing the dirty toes of ree, what a peasant
>>9739513
i agree, their reasoning for being racist are irrational and if there was a sterilization of these dirt smudges this world would more stable

>>9739529
Neither. Let me know once you've killed yourself.

>>9739545
Well why do you post images of your sister on the image board and pretend to be her? Just a question I really want to know. No girl that cute is this autistic unless you were home schooled.

>>9739545
drop trip fucking faggot

>>9734838
>"you look like that one actor"
>"are you a model?"
>"you are carl lagerfeld junior"
>"you have such a pretty skin colour"
>"your body is close to perfect"
>"your smile is very charming"
>"you can get any girl you want" (;_;)

Not really counting in all the times I got questioned about my sexuality cause it's a double-edged sword (although still flattering).

>>9739541
>white knight kissing the dirty toes of ree, what a peasant

1.I'm not a white knight
2.Her feet aren't dirty and you are wrong for thinking they are.
3.I'm not a peasant you jerk

>>9739578
>im not a white knight g-guys
>writes white knight statements
ahahahhahahahahhah

>>9739553
I'm not autistic and I'm an only child. Suck it up cunt.

>>9739590
You've got a nasty mouth for such a pretty face ree. What made you like that? You wanna talk about it over some coffee?

>>9739562
>carl lagerfeld junior

Ahahahahahaha. Oh, fuck.

>>9739584
I'm still not white knighting.

>>9739562
>carl lagerfeld
>Karl Lagerfield
FTFY

>>9739608
>nasty mouth
Look who's talking? You're the redneck racist fuck here.

>>9739634
Sorry, I'm sleepy

>>9739694
Ree not need to be upset. I may be racist but I'm America's finest. Post your snapchat baby girl.

>>9739694
cant handle the banter ree? =^)

>body of a greek god
>you're fucking gorgeous

not about style but i'll take it

>>9739694
>racist
Oh, are you a tumblr sjw?

>holy shit anon you have a big dick
>I think you're attractive
>I think that's the funniest thing I've ever heard anyone say
>I like you
>you don't need to worry about dressing yourself, you've got that down already

>>9740009
>I like you
>tfw people are afraid to tell you what they feel
fuck people

>>9740023
I had to jump through ten million hoops to get her to admit it, you have no idea man.
I spaghettied pretty hard anyway.

>>9739578
its ok, let out your inner-manchild

>>9735514
Ayy the 6ix. Enjoy the hail in april

>>9735597
Ughh. A silver spoon I know you come from ya bish. At least think about others who aren't as lucky

>>9741258
Okay, I take that back. I try not to wear the same clothes in front of the _same people_ twice.

>>9736184
>you seem very composed
kek

>>9738700
>still thinking ree is a girl

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>>9741255
slept right through it
>>9741272
fair enough but, i wore that fit in two different places and two different contexts so i think it;s cool
>>9740001
>muh racist board culture
>>9739619
carls junior ay lmao

>>9735264
what gun is that

>>9735434
p-post fit pls

>>9735950
shit the fuck up nobody is talking to you but somehow you're talking to everybody else
kill you're self

>>9742454
i'll talk to whoever i want

>you're handsome
>you look like draco malfoy
>you look like eminem
>you have nice eyes
>you have big eyelashes
>i like your penis
>nice sweatshirt
>nice shoes
>can we take a photo you're handsome (lel)
>you could be a model
etc

btw i'm 5'4 ehehh :^D

>>9742684
looks like a Sig Sauer p226

>>9743796
are you that pommy dickhead that got mad at caf on tinychat

>>9743796
>You could be a model
>5'4
hehe

>>9734838
>"ask (me), he knows about fashion
>always being asked about what to buy, where to shop etc
>"you have the nicest collar bones I've ever seen"

>You have nice eyebrows

>>9734842
>do you have a instagram
>have a instagram
>a instagram
>a
people who complement you need to learn grammar.

>>9744179
>complement
maybe you too

>you look like an early 20th century suppression terrorist

>>9734854
This some next level right here
Post fit pls?

I only get compliments on my cheek dimples, lol.
Well sometimes on my jackets. Mostly just "you look like you came from the '80s/'60s" tho

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>>9743796
i should kill myself with my 5" benis

i will always be inferior, and nowadays every girl will have fucked 10 men bigger than me already

>>9746056
ariana grande, is that u

>>9746065
Man here haha

>>9734917
post photo

>>9735869
lmfao

>>9734838
>you look like a model
>i look up 2 you fashionsense
>youre so swaggy ;)
the ones im most proud of

>>9734838
>you're swag
thx i guess

>nah brah, you're not ugly
thanks fam

>wow, you're actually gorgeous!
yeah, once acne stops fucking my face up, i might consider believing that

"you are distractingly attractive"
"anon is probably the best looking person i know"
"anon you always look like you're heading to a model shoot"

honestly I'm only like a 7/10 face but I'm 6'2" with a 9/10 body and charming enough that everyone either falls in love with me or hates me soon enough

>>9747698
oh also someone have compared me to kramer from seinfeld. probably my proudest one

>>9735569
grow the fuck up.
it's 10x worse when people avoid talking about looks when you're around.
fuck my ugliness

>>9746863
oh yeah and once some girl at my school said "peace mayne" when looking at my fit.
feels gud