/fa/ - Fashion

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this dude is way behind at 35 or however old he is
stance achieved god-tier aids-core aesthetic at just 19 years old

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leave him alone you pathetic gay cunt

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lmao

In the dying breath of summer, on the cusp of my return to a lifestyle of academic servitude and rules, I’d revel in those penultimate final August days by catching dozens upon dozens of fireflies in a glass jar.

My captured prize in tow, I’d make way with some haste to the secret arboreal abode where hazy, humid dreams solidified to corporeal reality.

In the soft luminescence of the fireflies glow within that tree-bound shelter, I unscrewed the jar and removed my anxious phallus; thrusting the heat of my teenaged lust inside. Dozens of insects imploded with each thrust, creating a bright, tingly paste and it never took more than a moment for me to release my liquid adolescent urgency into the graveyard within.

By the summation of my sophomore summer, no less than a hundred such jars lined the walls of that treehouse.

Now a grown man of far more complex taste and desires, I often reminisce about those days; stroking the tip of my half erect penis while draped in the finest menswear the planet has to offer: CCP, Harden and BBS.

But no matter how much joy these fineries bring to my new life as an international male model and entrepreneur, I somehow always find myself longing for late summer afternoons and the fireflies…

Fin.

Do you know that secret place behind the cross-section at Water street? It's a little notch, right behind the old Nynex junction box. When the trees are bare and the sky is dead you can see it. It's just a little hole in the branches, right then.
But right now, everything there is green. Nobody but us could spot it on a day like today, the sun high in the sky and the forest humming all around us. A million tiny wings beat out a single chord down in there, but wide leaves and tall grass would keep you thinking otherwise unless you knew better.

One warm night, many summers ago, I asked her how she always knew where to find it. I was hunched over on a rusty Mongoose and wondering which way we'd come. She was walking beside her bike, smoking. The stream behind us didn't seem to orient me at all, like it was snaking back into the forest whenever I turned around. The back wheel of her bike was making this circling metal whine & I would later tell myself as i drifted to sleep that yes, the forest was responding, rising in pitch and tempo.
After a minute she stopped walking and the trees fell quiet. "You have to look for the lights, dummy." The tip of her cigarette made a lazy arc.

"The lights?" I asked. She handed me the bottle then and something turned over in the stream behind us.

"It's the fireflies." She said, turning away. "They're always here, close to the stream."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ra9yqOQ0OJ

Thousands of hides cut down in concrete walled factories under glaring spheroid lights, the meat's been gone since Iowa and we work with flesh here - long sheets stretched over framework like a gossamer wing, longstanding traditions unbroken even though they thin the leathers every year, even though they reproportion solvents and strip away at our welting.
>The important thing is a notion, the idea of those thousand strides cascading up a steep and verdant hill some miles outside of a dead Pennsylvania coal town, sleep falling on people in far-lit wooden buildings miles below as night falls and we stay here, ensconced in the cradle of a thousand green miles beneath that full grain hope hand-fashioned in a familiar place.
>And a way of life is built like this, a time and a place is anchored like this and entire armies of souls find respite in the purpose and safety of nature's seemingly inexhaustible cradle.

>Breed, hope and learn - you are all approaching something.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pNiKucZVkz

so FUCKING brave: the thread

by the way; this thing is amazing and cute of course, but… the neckline is approximately the same size as a human skull and so it’s incredibly difficult to doff and to don and to use the bathroom…. at least not without taking off my hat, messing up my hair, and potentially smearing my make up.

i recall a post that I made about the connection between Giger and the MOODY rompers; but I had never noticed a connection between this romper (from NASKA, but originally developed for STRUTTER) and Giger. And…. to Rick’s very apparent obsession with urine. But here, what gets him going is your inability to pee in a reasonable or timely manner.

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>walking into the club with my girl
>looking slick cps, zara shirt(quality is actually really good fuck wat ppl say) and zepsy sweats(basically the epitome of effay)
>my girl dressed head to toe in new season helmut lang
>everyone is looking, saying nice fit cool digs etc etc
>see girl i know from hs, used to throw water on her and say she farted all kinds of funny shit i was wild
>say to my gf watch this knowing im gonna light up the room with some funny dope shit
>go up to this hs girl and say raf simons rick owens
>she is obviously intimidated
>"no need to be frightened these shoes are worth more than ur entire outfit"
>she doesnt hear me over the music
>"sorry whatd u say?"
>"these shoes are worth more than ur entire outift!!"
>"oh cool are they designer?"
>dont know how to respond so i just smirk as effay as possible and say "lel too bad"
>she looks at me like im a freak
>walk back over to my girl who is nursing my vodka raspberry
>mfw alpha as fuck and now that i browse /fit/ im basically the amalgamation of alpha and effay
>we dance and party hardcore i smoke a blunt and get high as hell
>start feeling frisky so i take my girl home and we get it on, have sex for at least 20 minutes she says she has to stop cuz shes hella saw
>"nah bitch that aint effay"
>she asks me wat i mean
>"kek bitch u aint effay"
>try to put it in her ass but she pushes me off and says im a fucking idiot
>"kek ur just a fuccgirl"
>"what the fuck are u even saying anymore ethan?"(ethan is my name i posted it in a name thread and everyone said it was fah as fuck so i know its all g)

>felt like such a badass for the next week was a crazy fucken night for sure

>been saving up for some palladiums for dat lunarcore swag haha

>pic super related

>>9683648
thats the whole crew

i can't imagine what you went through to find accounts even i had forgotten the usernames to. i really could care less that you found them, but i don't know why it's such a mystery as to why i would get rid of them. i'm not going to encourage a bunch of overweight twentysomethings in asos who want to scroll through an art gallery assembled in earnest by a 13 year old girl because they think that's a subject open to working out their own psychological insecurities on.

this thread personifies the state of /fa/
it's really not worth the time anymore, in between my narcissistic shit posting, bumping sruli and very rarely talking about anything remotely on topic i've come to a very real point where the state of the board is just bewildering, juvenile and unfruitfully self deprecating

i thought i had peaced out earlier but i guess SOMEONE (unwisely) kept linking me back

uuuhh this is really a bit overdramatic since all i really want to say is that a lot of the trip fam get along pretty well (aside from a v.select umm maybe 'ultra weirdos'(?)) despite our polarities

for lack of better judgement and perhaps my whole frontal lobe i'll leave my email in case anyone wants to bother me
turnleftonfa@outlook.com

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does this guy still think he's hot shit
you're not even remotely shocking or interesting

saged, filtered, hidden thread and reported

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>>9683655
peace out bye u won't be missed

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no1 care

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hahahha nice reading comprehension you fucking turds

fuck you people are dumb

newfag underage barely literate teens make me sick.

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hoooooly shit you two are literally retarded

Why the fuck are you starting with me? This is done, don't bring it back.

Also, you're being a condescending asshole yourself. Difference is, I can actually teach you how to be good at something that matters.

For reference purposes, we're going to go ahead and say that fight-hungry Toys on this corner of the internet do not matter. Especially if they can't drop a decent beat or think that they're clever little shits for rewording my old posts.

I know very well how to be kind and courteous. IRL I'm one of the kindest people you may ever meet. No Joke at all.

But..... I'm faced with a plague - unrefined, angry and self obsessed millenials who were never taught any manners and aren't used to reading more than 160 characters at a go. I'm surrounded by children. Angry Children who jump on my dick whenever I express an opinion that was formed over a period longer than their time on this earth.

Then there are just some butthurts who think kanye invented sliced bread and soul samples. There's a slithery creep in his mother's basement somewhere, watching everything I post and regurgitating it in the hope of a laugh or two.

And then there are people like you, who think they know what's up. No wonder you're a vegan. goes great with a side of self righteous.

Now, maybe they do things different in bumfuck, missouri or whatever methed up burg you hail from, but in NYC, coming up meant harsh treatment and a lot of failure. I made the grade and it took me over a decade to do so. There's a "tough love" aspect to all of it that is painful to the ego at first, but ultimately frees you and makes advancing your skill sooooo much easier.

You want to call that condescending? That's cool. But you should know. I won't ever care about your opinions, your offers or you. Not until you have something to teach me about this art form.

I'd bet money that you don't.

You ARE right about one thing - Trap is just fucking noise. Formulaic, amateur hour noise.

I'm some kind of attractor for weird and terrible shit, and I always have been. It's like madening and entertaining, simultaneously.

Even if I make an effort to stay alone and keep my mouth shut, going out for the night means some shit's gonna go down. Either some guy starts a fight, there's a dead body in front of the pizza place, the guynext to me on the train is openly smoking crack or a strange and distant pal bumps into me with a chunk of 5MeO-DDPT. Always something weird.

I thought I could escape it, up here in the mountains, but it's still here - and there are more fucking nut jobs in these hills than in ten NYCs. And they all have loads of guns, pure-ass shit right offa the I-95, little glass pipes and no problem with shooting anyone who wanders into their grow.

Everyone's using down here, if they aren't alcoholic already. It's fucking weird how I seem to see more crime in the rural south than I did in New York.

that's sweet, man. thank you. I'm married, but the sentiment is appreciated. If it's any consolation I showed her our exchange, and my wife loves you too. there were a couple poorly hidden snorts of biting laughter, but from what I gathered, the reasons between you are shared.

In her wisdom, she strongly recommends that next time you head to powder city while posting on a public forum, wash your goods in an ether rinse or just dissolve it in vinegar and boot if you're that intent; she said something akin to smoking whatever makes you caustic. That's her, tho. However, she genuinely admires your good-heartedness, and sends warmest regards.

Not going anywhere, don't you worry. Inbox is always open.

Also, that video is accurate. And, even if you don't see the light that trap sucks, it's still a good chuckle, no?

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Is anyone actually reading this shit? Anything good in there?

Don't call me "nigga". Seriously, I don't play to that fake AAVE bullshit. It's disrespectful to yourself, your experience in Hip Hop, and everyone else on this board who is working to keep this culture alive with respect to its roots.

Didn't you start this thread as a way to bolster acceptance among the community for constructive and conscientious criticism? you meant well, but if you're going to write a nebulous four-paragraph essay on issues with the board but then write off mine of the same length, need I even say it?

You got shit you have to improve on, just like me, just like everyone else. Don't preclude yourself from self-improvement because you don't want to accept the open hand of a "corny mofucka" to help you up.

Things that don't sound like shit or help kill the most vital artistic movement in hundreds of years, usually.

I love me some Big L and maybe some Cage.

EDIT: as you downvote me, remember that Hip Hop has outlived almost every cultural movement in history and is America's most unique and vital contribution to global culture.

>Hip Hop has outlived almost every cultural movement in history and is America's most unique and vital contribution to global culture.

if you have actual issues or learning impairments that hinder typing or linguistic processes, say something. If you're ESL, say something. If your keyboard is broken and you can't replace it, say something. If that's the actual reason as to how you can't seem to manage more than a single punctuation point and miss letters inexplicably, PM me & I'll replace the damned thing for you. If you only have a smartphone instead of consistent computer access, PM me & I'll comp you a bluetooth fucking keyboard. If you have a learning disability that prevents you from typing or you find it difficult to put thoughts to letters to pushed buttons, I'm genuinely sorry for ripping on you, and go torrent a fucking copy of Mavis Beacon. You can do better for yourself. You're better than some corny-ass rapper on the net stunting his growth because he couldn't be assed to press an apostrophe. Quit misusing AAVE.

I hate how pigfuck bullys these people. Just let them leave man you won they're gone. Leave them alone now

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>Quit misusing AAVE.

>>9683728
>Leave them alone now

Jay-Z, for ruining several neighborhoods and trafficking in women. I also hate almost everyone else on the radio. Anything that consists solely of 80's drum machines and shit verses makes me weep for the death of american youth culture.

Rappers who only talk about selling keys.

Rappers who lie and pretend over shit beats that would be nothing without overblown low end.

The ghetto perpetuating the ghetto through toxic shit like Rick Ross, former prison guard and pretend drug dealer.

Uneducated rappers. Lazy producers. preset synths. People who won't dance because they're too concerned with looking hard.

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Fuck this thread, fuck this board, fuck the entire userbase. You are all a self-defeating paradigm in action.
It's like you just can't help but drive away every halfway decent poster. It's like you actually ENJOY causing pain to anyone who stands apart from the crowd.

Yeah, yeah, internet hate machine, I get it. Now go post a fucking feels thread and spend the rest of the day wondering why you're alone and miserable.
Fuck it, I'm out. Here's my trip, enjoy bashing my reputation before the newfags figure out what happened.

Fucking subhumans.

>>9683739
What are the most interesting fantasy drugs you have had in a game? Also, I'm looking for ideas! by Natanoid in DnD

[–]KingsCountyLightHaus 2 points 6 days ago

Do you know the name of this book? I'm playing a drug addicted Paladin.

I help more of you lost little toys than I can count. Never seen you do shit, tho, save for get a hard on in my direction when I said JAY Z IS AMORAL.

Prove your dopeness and I will acquiesce happily, btw. Otherwise, I'm still fresher than you. You'll probably quit in a few years anyway, and you'll have your fake plastic turntable interface for sale in your driveway.

You just want a piece of me. You hate me because you can't touch me or do what I do. I can teach you how, but that's me being an asshole, right?

you just piss me off with ignorant assumptions, you know? I've snuffed people for less. And after a while, how much can a guy take? You don't see the options before you. You don't see what I do for whoever asks. You don't see what I can do for you. I WOULD HAVE GLADLY BEEN YOUR FRIEND AND WORKED WITH YOU.

but I'm just a shithead to you, nothing can be done. Get over me. PS - I'm laughing at your Shitty sampling, overloud drums, cheap transitions and uneven levels, RIGHT NOW. Doper than me, pfffffft

sampling is illegal because of people like you, who steal entire 8 bar loops.

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>you just piss me off with ignorant assumptions, you know? I've snuffed people for less.

I went to music school to learn proper synthesis, on classic machines, which I did. I can operate any synth now. Any real, tangible synth.

But the important thing is this: I am way nicer than you are at this game, so I must be doing something right. When you are nicer than I am, I will bow to you. Until then, stop knocking my fucking hustle.

Another thing: Talk to me after you turn down fucking a cheerleader with an 8 ball of fishscale because you've got a song to finish and you genuinely want that more. hip hop has rules, alright. The Fresh dominate the Weak. They always have.

The culture just hasn't had special snowflakes on internet message boards who are so self centered, so concerned with hurting feelings that they cant see beyond their own methodologies or challenge the status quo. Go do YOU, until you're better than ME. Then I will apologize and answer to you as a superior. I have dropped more science on this fucking board than almost anyone here, and this is what I get. Hurt feelings. temporary bans. "You're a phony."

I don't care what you think until you're better than I am, but I will gladly help you get better than I am, the moment you reach out. That's how it is, that's how it's always been. Now downvote me to oblivion so you don't have to face this reality.

EDIT: I studied their fucking theory. It didn't mesh with my mind. I still use parts of it, but small parts.


Another thing: Talk to me after you turn down fucking a cheerleader with an 8 ball of fishscale because you've got a song to finish and you genuinely want that more. hip hop has rules, alright. The Fresh dominate the Weak. They always have.


Another thing: Talk to me after you turn down fucking a cheerleader with an 8 ball of fishscale because you've got a song to finish and you genuinely want that more. hip hop has rules, alright. The Fresh dominate the Weak. They always have.

*hides thread*

you are pathetic pigfuck

poet hasnt posted here since 2013 and you're still doing talking about him

get a life

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is this real life?

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cannot even imagine how desperately sad his existence must be

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What The Fuck

>>9682892
based stance, always luv

>>9683668
apart from this all just being pasta one day you'll realize you can just ignore his posts and its like he doesnt exist

i really do wonder what is wrong with him though, i dont see the point in all of the effort he puts into spamming everything. once you realize how much time he spends spamming you realize how pathetic he is and then he disappears