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>5'3" grill
>36-25-37 proportions
>tfw you will never be tall thin androgyne
>tfw you will never be /fa/

Is there any salvaging my shit genetics /fa/?

>> No.9631593

>>9631572
Post a pic.

>> No.9631612

>>9631572
Can you explain the 36-25-37? Is 36 waist size?

>> No.9631617

>>9631612
I agree with this

>>9631572
OP give more info about what the proportions mean

>> No.9631632

>>9631612
>>9631617

36" bust, 25" waist, 37" hips

>> No.9631651

>>9631632


>tfw 5'7"
>32-28-36

I'll never make it on the runway no matter how /fa/ I am.

>> No.9631668

>>9631572
Op are you black? If you are give up. If not there's still hope. You could lose weight or even have surgery if you have the money for it.

>> No.9631674
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9631674

Pic is me

>> No.9631686

>>9631674
yeah you are disgusting and unsalvageable, sorry

try /r9k/ if you want positive reinforcement

>> No.9631691

>>9631674
Work out.

>> No.9631703
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9631703

>>9631674
Do you have a fat booty and C-cup+ tits?

>> No.9631711

>>9631674
OMG work out! Lose like 35lbs.take up smoking to suppress you're appetite too. Jog for like 3 hours a day or something.

>> No.9631718

>>9631711
>take up smoking

>> No.9631719

>>9631674
>lose weight
>work out
>see what it leads to

best advice I can give you. your legs are defo too fat for /fa/

>> No.9631720

>>9631674
You could lose maybe 10 pounds, but you already look good enough to date by my standards as long as your face is cute. Short grills are the best.

5'10" 160 lbs "7ish 8 on a good day"/10 male here

>> No.9631725
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9631725

>>9631674

You know, I'm so insecure at this point I just have this constant inner monologue saying the meanest shit to me all the time.
It's just like, "Hey, Whitney, "your thighs are touching "You probably shouldn't have had that cheese "last night, you fuckin' pig.
"You haven't gone to the gym yet today "that's an interesting choice.
"I guess you're just going to die alone.
"Even if a man does marry you, you're so loud he's going to leave you for an Asian girl.

>> No.9631732

>>9631674
you just have to work out.
don't come and whine if you've never bother to do squats
yoga doesn't count
lift and then cut. it isn't hard.

>> No.9631734

>>9631719
>legs are defo too fat for /fa/
but just right for my penis, you don't look fat

>> No.9631737

delicious thighs

>> No.9631743
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>>9631674
Damn you guys are harsh, I would def tap that. Yeah maybe she could work out a little if she wants to be really hot but she's hot as is.

>> No.9631744
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9631744

>>9631674

>> No.9631748
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>>9631744

>> No.9631753
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>>9631674
Juicy thighs.

Hope that ass is as thick.

Would send shaft down tunnel as balls slap on bum

>> No.9631758

>>9631725
Even as a man, I have this in my head.

>why the fuck are you about to order a burger at wendy's you fat shit
>that belt was on one notch tighter last week, fatass
>you drunk, fat fuck, you don't need fucking smothered and covered hasbrowns at the waho, you ate dinner a couple hours ago

>>9631732
Nah, just do a little cardio and eat at a deficit.

I lost 15lbs over the past 3 months by having two "fasting" days a week and jogging very lightly maybe once or twice a week.

The 'fasting' days aren't actually fasting. I would just eat a good breakfast, skip lunch for a coffee and a granola bar instead, and then have maybe a salad and some hot tea for dinner. Basically it's 600 calories on fasting days, for women it's 500 calories.

Do eet OP. It's easier than you'd think.

>> No.9631765
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9631765

the only gap on this bitch (op) is the shitty made in chinkland mall clothing

>> No.9631772

OP, don't let these people make you think you're fat. You're not fat, but you are right about not being a tall thin androgynous girl.
>would still bang

>> No.9631773

>>9631765
Ya it's a cheap camisole and leggings that I wear to work out in.
If I posted an actual fit you wouldn't be able to see the shape of my body as well.

>> No.9631782

>>9631758
Man I have the opposite problem, I eat shit food and often grab dinner with my friends and then go eat dinner at home again. I run cross country, indoor and outdoor track so I cannot gain weight. It sucks too because I'm 6'2'' and like 145 lbs so it sucks. Good luck m8

>> No.9631786

Reminder for OP

what women think guys want:
>>9620471

what guys actually want
>>9631721

I know so many girls who are the prettiest girl ever in the eyes of every other woman, but can't get any dates because they don't understand that they're a 9/10 in the eyes of women, but a 7/10 in the eyes of most men.

>> No.9631787

>>9631674
is that photo just taken at a bad angle? I'm your height and measurements and I still have a thigh gap/ don't look like you

>> No.9631794
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9631794

>>9631773
>leggings that I wear to work out in.

>> No.9631799

>>9631773
fuck off, attentionwhore.

If you haven't realized that the board is full of thirsty teenaged fags who know nothing about how to exercise if u lack the boost gotten from testosterone then you are one dumb, sad person.

>> No.9631812

>>9631787
Nope, normal angle. But I used to have an eating disorder and did a lot of cardio/no weights, so I suspect I have a higher body fat % than normal for my height/weight.

>> No.9631822

>>9631786
>what guys actually want

speak for yourself zionist

a suburban white girl with a fat chicken hormone booty would be horrible juxtaposition to my four figure all black european designer garments

>> No.9631830

>>9631782
Have you seriously tried GOMAD? If you eat right you could fill out if you wanted.

I'm 5'10" 160lbs, was 175lbs at the end of last year. I play(ed) soccer, I guess my body type is like Landon Donovan, not built or anything but an athletic frame with some muscle. If I got skinnyfag, I'd look like shit, if I got fat I'd look like a short, fat baseball player.

>>9631787
shit, thigh gap is genetics, and most guys don't care. It depends a lot on how wide your hips are, someone can be your height and weight with the same body fat percentage.

OP's hips look wide enough that it could maybe be possible though.

>> No.9631842

>>9631812
i had the same thing (spooky) how much do you weigh right now? I started lifting instead of cardio after I started eating again which helped I think so maybe if you do that it'll be good

>> No.9631845

>>9631822
this, that jew settling bitch thinks large noses and curly hair with fat chubby thighs is ideal

pussy probably tastes like fluoride

also why are kikes so cheap? they seriously celebrate 3 days of oil lasting a week

do they seriously worship "bargins" that much?

>> No.9631853

>>9631845
you're a total bitch but I lol'd

>> No.9631854

>>9631842
I weigh 120 lbs right now.
I probably should start lifting but I'm so weak it's actually embarrassing. I can't even do a push-up.

>> No.9631856
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9631856

itt: infirm, body dysmorphic disorder affected wo/men-children who never got mommy and daddy's approval as kids so now they're asking the internet for reaffirmation


get a therapist and grow thicker skin. It's time to stop submitting to those you erroneously percieve as weilding power over you.

>> No.9631859

>>9631854
C A R D I O
A
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D
I
O

>> No.9631861

>>9631632
>36" bust, 25" waist, 37" hips
>5'3"
dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT

>> No.9631871

>>9631854
do some body weight exercises at home to build up strength until you have the confidence to go to the gym then, or join a 24/hr gym and go at night when theres no one else there. I think that if you get yourself out there then you'll really benefit! good luck OP

>> No.9631900

>>9631572
>5'3"
>>>9631674
sorry but no

>> No.9631904

>>9631743
theres a big difference between fucking someone and thinking someone looks good, i would tap that too but wouldnt be proud of it because she´s a midget and built like a brick

>> No.9631926
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9631926

>>9631854
>i would start lifting but i don't want to look too big

>iwould start doing cardio but i don't want to look anorexic

>i would wear pants but leggings just feel better

>i would lose weight but i don't want my tits to shrink

i am perfect!

also i only eat organic and non-gmo so im healthy

fuck society and their body shaming of women


women are perfect and need to empower each other

omg everone is so sexist, women women women fuck men

men are so sexist and fat shamy

ew look at that fat ass guy

>> No.9631943

>>9631926
thats not what she was saying at all, stop being such a cunt

>> No.9631945

>>9631926
Cool but I never said any of that
>not worried about getting big, worried about embarrassing myself at the gym
>I already do cardio and I don't look anorexic
>I hardly ever wear leggings
>I would actually prefer it if my tits would shrink.

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>>9631943
ew she looks like a 14 year old boy, she needs curves!

>> No.9631953

>>9631926
tl;dr

lemme summarize that for the rest of you:

I KNOW THESE BITCHES WON'T FUCK ME SO I MIGHT AS WELL EMOTIONALLY ABUSE THEM. WHY I NO GET TO SUCK WHITE TRASH PUSSY LIKE U? WILL I EVER GET A RESPONSE FROM A REAL LIFE GIRL ON TINDER? I KNOW ALL ABOUT DEM WIMINZ B/C I'VE BEEN REJECTED BY ALMOST EVERY KIND OF WOMAN THERE IS. GO SIEG!! YOU DA MAN.

>> No.9631955
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>>9631943
youre just fat shaming, youre just salty you can't get a real woman who can eat a burger! not a twig!

>> No.9631957

>>9631945
This is 4chan
this is fa
this is literally the worst place for you to show your body and ask for advice
no one feels remorse over the internet
i would not even consider anything any of these guys are saying
even the tips that are actually helpful

>> No.9631972

>>9631952
holy crap

why do you have that saved (´OωO`)

>> No.9631977

>>9631957
don't trust the white knights
they're just lonely

>> No.9631987

>>9631977
we're all lonely, shit doesn't excuse lapsed behavior

>> No.9631989
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>>9631953
you're in the presence of a real woman...i don't eat salads, i don't even like the taste of water!

>> No.9632005
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9632005

>>9631989
do u still look this good, sieg?

>> No.9632011

its kind of pathetic that people still get baited out by the sieg heil tripcode

its a great newfaggot check though

>> No.9632014

>>9631977
I'm not even being a white knight
I could not care less about her and her image issues
That being said, /fa/ will probably make her start smoking cigarettes and shooting up heroin for le fashion aesthetic

>> No.9632016

>>9632005
ofc he does. otherwise he'd post himself more

>> No.9632019

>>9632005
holy hell thats one expensive shirt

>> No.9632026

>>9632014
thats better than being a suburban white girl who drinks pumpkin spice lattes and shops at h&m

>> No.9632027
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>>9632011
lmao the half azn abomination is still active on the board

hey sieg, where do u find these babes bro? I need a date for tonight.

>> No.9632039

>>9631711
I've come to a point now that I can't tell what's shitposting anymore

>> No.9632048

>>9632027
the real one sparingly posts and is easily recognizable when he does

>> No.9632053

>>9631572

>36 bust

L
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D
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>> No.9632057

>>9632011
>21st century
>not having sieg filtered
do you even try?

>> No.9632099

>>9631674
literally perfect body for some people, im not into that fat ass but why am i even posting in this thread seriously fuck you guys im out of here

>> No.9632236

>>9631957
Yeah don't worry, I'm not butthurt over what some edgy kissless virgin who browses /pol/ thinks about my body.
Really was more looking for advice on how to look more androgynous as far as proportion and silhouette goes, but hey I'm a girl on the internet. What did I expect?

>> No.9632403

Why would you want to look androgyne?

>> No.9632631

Post more pics

>> No.9632645
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>>9632236
get slim as fuck, take SLP models as rolemodels, specially that ayylien with the 6head, being below avarage height doesnt help tho and your body complection is too thick for the look you´re looking for but it can be done

based Edie Campbell is a good example

>> No.9633617

>>9631674
starve and maybe you can appeal to pedo

>> No.9633625

>5'7''
>skinny as hell but hips 2 broad
>actually experiences body dysphoria because of not looking like an androgyne
>backaches from binding

op i know the struggle but we're doomed

>> No.9634138

>>9631572
>>tfw you will never be /fa/

>>9631674
not wearing that, you look like you don't shower

>> No.9634161

this topic is extremely upsetting

you can literally look good regardless of your genetics

eat healthy, wear flattering clothes, run/jump rope, etc. if its summer wear you live, even just going for an hour walk will make difference.

at the end of it all, own your look whether you actually are model tier or not. confidence is the most attractive thing ever

>> No.9634162

>>9631674
>those hips
Would impregnable and have healthy children with

>> No.9634164

>>9631674
dayum girl neva change

>> No.9634167

>>9631674
man the harpoons

>> No.9634191

>>9631674
i'd tap that. london?

>> No.9634255

>>9631674
Don't listen to the faggots on this cambodian cartoon board. You're not overweight at all and losing more weight would make you less attractive. Being a skeleton is not attractive.

>> No.9634276

>>9631926
MRA please leave

>> No.9635627

>>9631674
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.9637491

>>9631720
.....

go to bed

>> No.9637544

>>9634255
did you click on /fa/ instead of of /fatchasers/ by mistake?

>> No.9637559
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>>9634161
looking objectively good and looking fashionable are two very different things

>> No.9638022
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>>9631854
I'm a 5'5 110lbs grill and started attending body toning and body pump classes about a month ago at a women only gym. I do it only once a week and for now it's the only way to get my ass up and do something. I do small weights and am still trying to get hang of things but I'm generally feeling much more better: I'm less tired and I actually get shit done. If you got a friend who goes to a gym, ask them if you can tag along (most gyms where I live let you take a friend and introduce them to the gym, they'll take your info at the desk and call you later, wanting to sell you the membership) and show you the ropes. Personally I prefer the classes over gym, I kinda like the "drill sergeant"-esque aspect of having an instructor telling you what to do.

>> No.9639597

>>9637559
[hnnng intensifies]

>> No.9639901

>>9631674
if you put your mind to it you can overcome obesity