/fa/ - Fashion

Push, i got in t-6 hours a barber(?) appointment.

> Not getting the German skinhead special


Stop getting your twinkcuts that just make you look like a fag.

what's an effay short haircut for men that isnt a hy

>>9621615
>last-airbender-core

What grade would you say the back and sides are in pic related? 2?

>>9621824
i say 2ish or 3.

What can i do with my hair ?

>>9621951
You could stop being brown.

>>9621956
I bet you're a ugly whity boy

How should I cut my top knot

>>9621951
do you post on /r9k/?

>>9621967
Nah why ?

>>9621977
i've seen someone with your jawline before

hair suits your face tbh,maybe clean it up a little

retoast 1/2

suggestions? Growing the top out for messy look

>>9621982
2/2
probably grow the sides out for a longer taper too.

>>9621979
Alright mate and thanks for the advice.

What do, brothers? I just woke up so its messy, but afterwards it turns straight as fuck and looks plain bad.

>>9621963
off

>>9621962
Fuck off paki scum, im 6'3, white, I wear more expensive clothes than you and I drive a Mercedes. Go clean your fathers kebab shop and stop talking about genetics because your kind doesn't even come into that conversation unless the topic is 'which race has the worst genetics'.

>>9622001
Post pic to prove it or get the fuck out of here

>>9622000
Yes, off into what

>>9622008
post pic, it all depends on your face shape/jaw

>>9622001

lol midget

I'm a 7'6" sultan with a regular supply of 40 virgins and more gold than you could ever imagine

>>9622016
>Virgins
>probably all 13

Well done you truly fit the profile, does your rebellious son flying off to Jihad soon?

>>9622001
post pic or else you're lying, shithead

Any help for curly hair? Inspo?

>>9622012
I probably made my face look weirder with the black bar whatever. I sometimes like not wearing the bun and just letting it down, but it only looks good from the front and all the other angles look weird

>>9621994
stop being a hindu

>>9621994
You are beautiful *o*

My hair is shit because of some cowlicks that I've had since birth. Help a nigga out /fa/

>>9622093
that is disgusting
it looks like pubic hair

>>9622141
Looks good dude, funny back story on your tattoo. I was talking to this guy my buddy knows who has that same tattoo in the same spot, and apparently in the lesbian community it's supossed to mean how far you've fisted another chick. He had no clue till some random chick at work explained it to him. I thought this was hilarious since my cunt of an ex girlfriend got the same tattoo in the same place. Thought I'd throw that out there. Looks rad on you though dude, I'm just curious if anyone's ever said anything or the stories just bullshit

>>9622093

>>9622154
It is. I didn't have enough head hair to do pic related so I just told then to use my pubes and ass hair.

Smelled bad for a month, but I'm good now.

>>9621951

>>9622162
Nah, most of the time people just ask what is it, what it means, the usual shit. Then I tell them it doesn't mean anything to me and they just kinda Bert stare, it's pretty funny actually

>>9622141
are you an addict?

>>9622178
Nope, had a nasty ass cigarette burn that my ex girlfriend gave to me (long story) that I wanted covered up. Thought this looked the coolest

>>9622177
Well now you have a back story to tell haha

>>9622154
Thanks.. >>9622169 not me but lol

>>9622168
That would be great, any idea how to get there? (product/routine)?

Want to lighten my hair a bit, also maybe give it a bit of texture. No matter what it always goes super straight, never tried any products though. Anything to make my hair wavy? And does the honey trick for color actually work?
Pic related my hair.

I want longish hair but it always does this when I try to grow it out. Any ways to keep it from standing up?

>>9622278
>>9622100
>>9622093

Go bald with some dignity for fuck's sake, you guys look pathetic

>>9622312
What are you on about? I'm >>9622278 btw, are you accusing me of having a receding hairline like the other two or just general shitposting?

>>9622302
Just wear the Seinfeld. Don't be a pussy.

>>9622302
holy shit

>>9622324

You are obviously receding, you defensive little cuck. The wispy 4 or 5 hairs you've brushed over to cover your shame aren't fooling anybody.

>>9622312
post your head then u fuckin faggit probably look like an inbred cuck

>>9622182
you do know addicts get the same tattoo to cover up their stuff right?

>>9620935
>>9622345
nevermind found it, happens to be the biggest queer in the thread LOL

What's a cuck? Is that like a chicken?

>>9622352

>doesn't know who I am
>thinks that's me

lurk more, little boy, you're on MY message board. I own your ass.

>>9622312
Im only 18, I can't do it

>>9622362
Sorry I don't spend my fucking life on 4chan

Post your head then u pussy little bitch

>>9622361
cuckold, look it up

Not sure what to get but since my hairs a little bit wavy and curly in some areas I was thinking and undercut and still leaving it pretty long on top, will post my face after this so you guys have a better idea

>>9622326
I'll go for the Kramer

>>9622339
Kek, I have a really big forehead, it always looks like that.

>>9622367
>cuckold, look it up

I feel weird. I kind of like this but I don't.

>>9622367

Don't kid yourself, you're just another one of my little pansy ass minions like everyone else here.

Someone else will do it for me, fagboy, because they are MY fucking drones.

>>9622370

lmao nice scalp-revealing frontal recession

what are you, 45?

#SNAG

>>9622382
No I'm 18 plus it can't be that bad lol

>>9622376

confirmed for literal bbc worshipping cuck

>>9622386

you look like an even faggier version of that kid from spy kids

except embarrassingly balding

>>9622380
>>9622382
>>9622387
>>9622389
Okay, ruler of /fa/, let's see...


ANYONE KNOW THIS KID? POST A PICTURE OF HIM

>inb4 you drop your trip and post

this way

>>9622405
how to volume pls

>>9622405
or this way

>>9621951

i could see you in a side part with a bit more volume on the side mate, gotta balance out that thin head

>>9622409

nice zit

>>9622405

to the left looks best

>that hoodie

TARS set homosexuality to 100%

>>9622405
I feel like this would be cooler if your careless expression matched the rest of your clothing.

i have extremely thick wavy hair that sucks ass since it's so dry out and makes it puff up like crazy.
how short should i get it. buzzcut?

>>9622408
put mousse in your hair then don't wash it for a day and put dry shampoo in it on second day voila

>>9622418
the fact that you have spent this entire thread behind a screen lamenting on other people's imperfections is a reflection of your toxic, insecure personality. my zit will go; your nastiness will not.

>>9622420
it's my girlfriend's

>>9622423
i'm not careless i'm tired, i care a lot

>>9622423

he's just a tryhard fag, hide his posts and move on

>>9622398
He le epik troled me too, but when you do this you're giving him what he wants. Just filter him.

>>9622409
siq hoodie

>>9622427
Nah, that expression looks clearly a little feigned. Which is fine, all fashion is a little bit feigned. But it has to work. The same way you can learn to distinguish a real or fake smile, I can tell real or fake sprezzatura.

>>9622380
Reeeeeee? Just shut the fuck up for a bit

>>9622440
i didn't know what sprezzatura meant until now, thank you. i've been told that my dead eyes and general facial expression make me look dazed/out of it/unimpressed, this is compounded by lack of sleep.

how is my spezzatura now??

>>9622473

ugly as fuck

>>9622467

I own you. I run this fucking message board.

>>9622486
Do you believe it a little bit more every time you say it? We share the same gods and masters.

>>9622493

that's right cuck slave, give me my rightful dose of attention

>>9622499
You got me there

going to cut the back of my hair, and I think I could do better with the front of it as well while I'm at it. any suggestions?

ps. if anyone can give me a hint as to how to make my hair not become straggly within like an hour after fixing it HOLLER

>>9622536
>that fucking posture

You have more important things to worry about

>>9622543
I change the way I sit every five minutes or so, so that sort of thing happens! I assure you my posture standing up is excellent.

Need new. Nothing too risky.

>>9622173
wtc long and beautifully sheened, slicked back temple hair?

What do I put in (very) curly hair to get results similar to or better than this consistently? Pic related is a good day. Most days are bad days.

Also its worth mentioning that my hair is thinner than I'd like. I've been losing it for years but thanks to modern medicine I've managed to hold on to enough to put together a convincing comb over.

>>9622675
Another pic of it slightly longer.

Getting it cut today. What should I tell them if I want the sides flat but not completely/obviously buzzed?

#SNAG

>>9622677
>>9622675
Seriously though I need advice asap because I'm on my way to get it cut right now.

>>9622677
>>9622757
ask to shave down sides to a 1/4 inch?

>>9622573
get a shirt on

>>9622173
>>9622177

I cant do this hairstyle bc my hair start to curl at a certain lenght

>>9622768
Any other style/product advice? Now's the time if you want me to be able to do anything about it.

>>9622781

hahaha fucking hell i thought you had a rat tail or some weird pony shit for a minute until i opened that pic

What other light hold wax is comparable to this?

I love what it does to my hair, but I hate the price-to-quantity ratio

Am I /fa/ material? r8 pls

>>9622851
lmao

i hate your hair

hows the body look tho?

closeups plox

>>9622093
curly hair? let it grow

>>9622675
>>9622677
Getting in the car. Last chance guys

I just spotted this dude on fb and his hair is fucking awesome

>>9622864
Tell the barber "Just fuck me up fam"
Works every time.

>>9622885
more pics pls this is great

>>9621615
Now I know how kanye got his broken jaw, the driver thought his head was a speed boost.

>>9622860
Yeah, that's what I'm doing now, but I'm not really sure what the end goal is or what it's gonna look like when it's long.. We'll see I guess

Also, think I should kind of brush it to the side like that or does it look weird? I always thought it was alright until pictures... IDK man my whole like I've been buzz cuts and trying something new

>>9622857
Why? And I don't have any body pictures taken recently but body's basically picture related.

>>9622001
i thought Elliot Rodgers was kill

>>9622885
yeah good find man, its goat

>>9621982
what product do you use 4 styling

What do about balding? Hairlines fucked, but don't want to shave it all off. Are wigs an option? ;_;

>>9623028
Slim Jimmy is that you? Why are you white?

>>9623048
i don't get it

>>9622798
come on people

does anyone else have experience with this product and can give me cheaper alternatives?

does this look like mpb or just a mature hairline?

>>9623079
The hairline looks like it's going widow's peak. But your hair looks pretty thin as is in that pic.

>>9622405
>>9622409
nice facial aesthetics m8, very /fa/

>>9622141
is that tattoo there to cover up your track marks?

>>9623079
Wrinkle your forehead and then I could tell if it's maturing or not.

>>9622168
anyone,

which types of products to make curly hair go in curls and not just frizz on top? curly when wet/damp, frizzy when dries

>>9622898
extremely underrated

>>9622387
filtered
you trips are fucking disgusting scum

>>9622431
>filter

how? or you mean just ignore?

>Asked the salon to cut my hair like pic related
>Had the right type of hair and length for it too
>He gave a boring, short hair cut instead that looks nothing like that
I miss my old hair so much, it's going to take months to grow it back properly. What was your worst hair cut, /fa/?

Hair appointment next Tuesday, I'm thinking of this, do it or don't do it?

>>9623310
I wonder if I could pull this off...

>>9623310

You will never be as handsome as this guy. Even if you had this exact haircut, you'd still be your ugly awkward looking pathetic self

>>9623344
reeee projecting once again :^]

>>9623358

Keep telling yourself that, you ugly little cuck. You're on MY fucking message board right now and I fucking OWN YOUR FAGGOT ASS. You're fucking nothing next to me, I am literally your fucking GOD

24 yo men, crown balding badly, decided to go on rogaine which should i be using?

Men's Rogaine Topical 5% Solution or MEN'S ROGAINE UNSCENTED FOAM ?

>>9623344
But I have no problems with girls or anything?

>>9623343
Good luck, I hope you can.

>>9623388

You're a fucking virgin, loser. Nobody here is impressed with your lying.

>>9623398
>reeeeeeeee
Oh, you're one of THOSE anons.

>>9623387
I've been on Propecia since I was 16 (just turned 23) with zero side effects. This is me: >>9622675 >>9622677

I say its worth a shot.

>>9620932
Which hairstyle suits my hair more? I live in Switzerland and the haircut I have in this pic is really popular right now so idk if i want it. I have a grown out version of this haircut right now I will post it right after.

>>9623535
suits my face more*
Here is my hair now, it gets really poofy when I grow it out so I always cut it before it gets really long

>>9623388
>But I have no problems with girls or anything?
that face that you need to proclaim this on an anonymous board proves that you do, in fact, have problems with girls

>>9623535
Get a hy and keep the length on top

>>9623558
are you sure it won't look weird? my hair is really voluminous and thick on top.

>>9623566

Dude of course it's going to look weird, you have a weird face. Stop worrying so much about how your hair looks and try devoting your time to being a good person cause this whole attractiveness thing isn't going to pan out for you.

Specifically, your eyes look dead as fuck. Really ugly.

>>9623535
w2c droopy eyelids

>>9623334
Shameless self bump

>>9623591
In that pic all you can see is my eyes so I'm not really complaining. Why are you so hostile anyway

>>9623608

That's right, uggo, did I fucking stutter? The ONLY thing visible in that pic (your eyes) is fucking UGLY. You're FUCKING UGLY.

>>9623623
whatever. You're no good looking woman either. Plus you are literally insulting me because I looked at my phone while taking the pic, my eyelids aren't droopy as fuck irl. It's the only pic I had of my hair from 3 months ago so I had to make do.

>>9623566
hy works well with thick hair, as long as your barber is half decent it will be fine

Posted in an earlier thread, but didn't get an answer. Should I move my part further down my head? I want to go longer on top, shorter on sides etc. But if I shave up go my part right now I'm afraid it'll be too far up my head and it'll be Skrillex Jr.

>>9622405
>>9622409
you've probably left the thread but fuck's sake you're hot (second way btw)

>>9620932
What kind of hair style works best for me? I just don't know anymore and it is really annoying.

>>9623334
post face how the fuck else is anyone gonna know if that'll look good on you

>>9623672
you look like that Benefactor Cucumberpatch

>>9623702
i forgot pic

>>9623711
not you. post more proof.

>>9623710
Never got that one before. I've been told I look like the dude off of Bates motel before

>>9623716
what kind of proof?

>>9623724
you definitely look like cucumberpatch. liek 7/10 doppleganger.

>>9623638
nooooo don't apologize because some cunt is being a cunt, you look hot as fuck from what i can see and droopy eyelids are GOAT tier

>>9622112
thnks <3

>>9623729
>>9623711
why did you photoshop the fuck out of your face

>>9623753
I didn't.

>>9623753
>>9623761
I blame the lighting. my webcam sucks.

>>9622798
Not American crew for sure
The one from organix was good

I'm getting rid of this jewfro mess on my head but I wanna know if /fa/ has any suggestions for me to do with it. Otherwise I'm just gonna get a normie haircut.

>>9623769
Side view for reference.

>>9623334
Where are your dragons?

>>9623780
weak jaw/10

>>9623816
My phone does a lot of smoothing. Plus I think I might've been stretched a little taking that pic.

Does long hair suit me well?
I think I wear it okay, but im too scared to go short.

>>9623829
Sides n nape are shaved.

>>9623824
sorry buddy you just have a weak jaw

>>9623844
Okay, but what about my hair?

>>9623848
WEAK.JAW.
get out now

>>9623829
>are you from steel dragon

>>9623769
maybe an inch ish on the top, fade the sides. keep the top short though, easier to control.

>>9623558
>this
My hair, sorta grown out but yall get the point.

>>9623780
your jaw might not be huge and defined, but your profile looks like a roman emperor bust, own it.

>>9623855
I had to google that band. Im sad now

>>9622141
>>9621984
>>9620932
How do you achieve this texture and hold? What is the best product to use?

>>9623859
didnt mean to be a dick, i honestly thought youd be stoked, you should keep it "long but go short enough to go man bun to keep it more controlled. ya feel?

>>9623157
>>9623157
>>9623157

BUMP PLEASE

>>9623863
Aww shit, yeah, its just it looks like an horribly cheesy speed metal band.
But yeah, I usually low-ponytail it, but buns seems like a more ad more suggested option. Thanks man!

>>9623874
yah dude np. google image reid henrichs. he has shoulder length hair and legit facial hair. he started rocking it in a bun and looks like a beast. stay golden.

>>9623871
hair spray when damp?

>>9623874
that, do that.

>>9623879
will that leave it hard or wet looking all day?

ideally i want it to look like i do nothing to it..

>>9623915
when i do it with my hair >>9623855
it looks like its wet, the thing is (again with my hair) if i comb it over, spray it and not touch it i get spider legs or whatever you call it, if you don't mind those it defintiley gives it a wet look. also it will be hard to the touch.

should i grow it out

i never know what to get when getting it shortened, but this is getting in my face too much, maybe I should use some product to pull it back?

>>9624048

You're not white, anything you do will look like shit. Especially if you have slit eyes like some kind of chinaman or something.

Next.

>>9624053
Could you stop polluting this board with your fucking idiotic posts? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>9624075

Actually, little boy, this is MY fucking board so I can whatever the FUCK I want to. I fucking own your ass and you can't do a fucking thing about it.

>>9622001
Theorically, "white genes" are the recessive ones and the weakest. Everybody was brown back then.

>>9624087

>Theorically

Confirmed for illiterate minority trash

>>9624053
>>9624086
>>9624096
Hello I name winston

>>9624096
>muh grammar

My poiny still stands. Go rage at normies on some other board.

>>9622141
Oh hey, just saw you on /fit/

>>9624096
you're not even good at this

>>9624104

>poiny

Lol, might as well just kill yourself, you rancid ethnic bowel movement

>>9624053
Thanks cuzzy appreciate it

Wanna get together sometime ;)

>>9624110
Hello I name winston

>>9624048
You look like a chick from this pic

If you think you're masculine enough sure you could pull it off

>>9624086
consider suicide please

Halp /fa/ I have a long face and long hair and I don't know what to do with it

>>9624172
My whole face

>>9624172

get the fuck off MY message board and end your life

>>9622162
no
>>9622141
its to cover track marks

>>9624176
I don't know what you mean

>>9624176
wow dude. i checked back to this thread after two hours and you're still shitposting. i'm so sorry. it'll be alright, friend.

>>9622173
Dude looks like a real life final fantasy character

>>9622302
Stop being 12.

Hows my hair doing? Thinking of cutting

>>9622302
see >>9619328 for a good laugh

>>9622093
Just buzz it already

>>9623371
wow people are really this desperate to give resu a worse name than she already has

>>9623829
get rid of that disgusting facial hair and piercing

>>9622405
>>9622409
pretty moody and edgy stare m8 :^)

>>9623711
>>9623729
henry rollins

Hey guys normally I use wax and hairspray but.usuallu.doesnt hold all day, for this style should I.invest in some.pomade?

trying out nopoo again it's pretty gud

>>9622781
tamil detected

>>9623780
lower bf% m8

>>9624524
just neaten sides and back

>>9623861
>>9623006

I use american crew fiber

>>9622386
You are ulgy as fuck. Get off my /fa/ and never come back again

My hair is so fucking dry , when I wash it it feels like plastic and when im done it's dry as fuck , it used to be very silky and nice , i dun goof'd.
Wat do ?

>>9624942
stop washing it

>>9624948
Great tip m8 thanks for input 8/8

>>9623028
I like it !

>>9624956
what are you expecting? Your hair is most likely heavily damaged and you'll have to wait until it grows out. In the meantime stop washing it

>>9624872
Dude, your hair and skin is fucking beauitful.

>>9624960
Now I see , yeah I kept using shampoo everyday for a month , my hair is pretty strong so I didnt expect this to happen , can I do anything other than not wash to help it recover ? Thanks btw

>>9622302
do this

>>9624967
Just let your body do what it needs to do, don't interfere

What should i do with my hair? I don't want an haircut that actually takes time and products to take care of. I'm about to shave again.

Inb4 the shirt

I know

>>9623387
Just buzz it you fucking fag

Should I just keep it like this?

>>9624976
let it grow on top, you have a long face and big chin and need hair to balance it out

>>9624910
r8

I buzzed in January, what do now? I feel like the sides are getting too long for the top but I am afraid that it is still too short to hitler youth.

What's up with my hairline /fa/? It used to be normal am I going bald?

>>9625181
nah its fine

>>9623709
Same face structure
>>9623810
That's what all my friends say -.-

>>9625181

>>9625181
Yes

>>9622038
does your rebellious son. jesus christ you're butchering the language.

>>9622141
By far the best post of this thread.

>>9622162

>find outs back story
>disappointed he didn't have it done up further

How bad is it?

>>9622409

this is less generic and has more character

>>9622141
>looks like a model in the face
>either has a big ass head or just really small body
make gains or quit.

>>9625393
pretty bad

shave sides and back and do samurai topknot

POLL:

Who thinks this looks good?

>>9622001
and you have a small dick

>>9625536
The most retarded haircut on the planet. Go full manbun or just get a short haircut. Fuck you if you think this hair looks good.

going to barber this weekend hair ideas?
very thick hair/eyebrows

no hitler youth pls

>>9625592
your hairs too short to do anything

>>9625613
Probably but it's messy so I guess I'll just get it trimmed

experimenting with some wax and hairspray
and just got out of the shower, excuse messiness

i actually cannot tell if this looks shit or not

im getting guido hedgehog vibes from it

>>9625393
nothing to worry about you are ugly as fuck anyways bald or not

>>9625632
Not getting any guido vibes, it looks good but not more than that

>>9625715
alright, thanks. usually my hair looks like shit, ive gotten used to it kek

>>9625562
jesus-core is /fa/

yes it looks good

>>9625562
Jesus-core

Should i go a little bit shorter on the top?

>>9626084
thin it, it looks too heavy on top

>>9626084

Or kill yourself because you're ugly as fuck and a total faggot.

No one wants to fuck you or even see your fits so why even live?

>>9626084
Totally honest here, I think you should make it longer in the front, so it goes down a bit
Your hairline is pretty highly placed, I don't think it looks great as it is right now

>>9626084
>>9626087
>>9626092
>>9626102
basically, you need a different hairstyle. your current style does not compliment your hair color (assuming that is your natural color)

>>9625562
fuck yes.

>>9624172
middle part, slick back, side part etc..

>>9624976
FADE
A
D
E

>>9626102
>>9626087
>>9626092
Thanks for the honest advice. I knew it looked bad but no one would just straight up tell me if it was bad or not.

Being in the military I dont really have alot of options with what i can do. it has to be faded and cant be longer than 3 inches. Any suggestions on what i should do with what I've got.

>>9626228

low fade side part you fucking boot

>>9626265
why dont you get a CAR pog

>>9626280

>car
>not cib

LEL

>>9626084
thank you hungry skeleton

should i just shave it all off? i'm getting real sick of this shit

>>9623729
>>9623711
You look like a really cool ass guy. Thats the instant vibe i got from you. Seriously i just wanna compliment the fuck outta ya. Not gay either, so wtf. You got facial aesthetics up the ass m8

>>9624976
holy shit them eyes m8. Lookin good

>>9626443
>>9626443
>>9626443
>>9626443

should I just kill myself

2 days without shower/grooming, never stays behind my ears when down anyways

>>9622141
nigga you look amazing. how to you get your hair like that?

>>9624703
Go away, dad

>>9623166
considering this joke has been done to death, extremely overrated

What do effay? >_<

>>9624910
I showed my barber your picture. I'm happy with the results.

>>9622675
>>9622677
YOU DID THIS /fa/

>>9627555
How do I fix this?

>>9627778

Here is a thread for my own hair because I am retard, need 2 go get it cut ASAP

>>9621615
if i run over his head first can i make it through the looptie loop?

Who /growingsides/ here?
Growing out the top is easy, sides and back is whole new level of awkward looking. Cant even tie it back cause back of head hair sits down as it isnt long enough yet

>>9626414
can you grow decent facial hair? ur already at an alright length to jump on the messy bun bandwagon

>>9620932
how should i style my hair?

>>9622675
>>9622677
>>9627555
>>9627772
/fa/ I really need you right now. I'm lost and confused.

Only have this recent pic, sorry about the shit quality.

Should I cut my jew fro?

Getting Viking cut tomorrow or

>>9627888
>>9628089
I am!

>>9627932
do you always wear your glasses that far down your nose or just for the picture? they look non-functioning like that. also Miles Thatcher if you want an idea.

>>9628179
they are reading glasses. i just keep em there so i don't loose em.

who /growingback/ here?

What do you guys think of this?

I see the mullet posted on /fa/ a bit, but this is one of the few times it's looked okay.

>>9628255

>>9628032
bamp

>>9627539
Oh nice you're welcome :D

>>9626228
good looking af
slick back hair to the left.

>>9622573
grow it out. maybe 5 inches. classic part.

>>9625393
u look like u boutta fight kakarot

>>9625632
looks nice

>>9622302
oh shit is that uca? i went there