/fa/ - Fashion

>>9558270
I set my watch to your shitposting; it's definitely the most reliable

>>9558270
3. niggers are shit, rap is shit, nigger culture is shit, yeezys are shit, yeezy is shit, kanye west dresses like shit, hba and all other niggercore brands are shit.

4. dont buy things retail unless you know what u r doing and why u are doing it. this especially applies to designer brands. practical clothing, 'menswear'/workwear et al esque brands, made in usa, brands with local production and history such as many of those found here:http://unionmadegoods.com/ are acceptable to purchase retail.

5. ebay/yahoo japan/rakuten/superfuture/grailed/eg-co/guyinconsignment are u friendly internet outlets with which u will transform urself from goob to great. if u access to quality thrift stores in ur area, good, utilise them.

>b-b-but pigfuck i need to try things on first.

no u dont u faggot. measure a piece of clothing that fits u in every category, apply and compare it to those given by online retailers and bam, u no longer need to buy things irl.

6. u will fuck up, u will experience buyer's remorse, thats the process, thats how u learn, dont be scared its only clothes u fag.

7. if ur poor dont justify things like h&m, zara et al u have access to better clothing at comparable prices at thrift stores and the sites listed above.

8. fast fashion is shit. fast fashion is shit. fast fashion is shit. no h&m dont have 'some nice le pieces its just hit and le miss herp le derp haha.' no u faggot, its all shit.

9. earrings of any kind are gay as fuck, shit, totally fucking gay if u have plugs or an earring remove it flagellate urself.

>>9558270
someone make a pig goes to a party meme plspls

10. if ur about designer clothing and not just "here to learn dress good and get girls haha" then listen. there are good designers and there are bad designers. while their aesthetics differ, some are shit and some are good. it will take u time and research to ascertain which one you personally identify with. there are many resources on the internet to wit u can learn about each designers career, aesthetic, development, work etc.
these include:
http://stylezeitgeist.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=56
http://supertalk.superfuture.com/index.php/forum/24-superfashion/
http://firstview.com
http://www.contemporaryfashion.net

my personal list of fav designers: http://pastebin.com/Gxnt82HX

11. stop fucking using 'effay' and '/fa/' as an adjective its fucking gay.

12. be a fucking man, christ, u have testicles right, stop being so fucking gay. wake up to urself, fire a gun, fuck a woman, exercise ur basic biological need to bea top fucken bloke. theres nothing wrong with being white. modern feminism is weaponised thought-manipulation.

13. little offtopic, but if u are at all curious about how the world really works: http://pastebin.com/MSvkCCRy

>>9558270
dear fuckpig, do you have friends irl?

>>9558279
I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT

I THINK ABOUT HEIGHT EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK ASS BOARD

LOG ONTO FA LOL MANLET 5'9 IS PATHETIC LOL LOL

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GIRLS ARE MY HEIGHT IN HEELS

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN SHORTEST MAN IN THE ROOM

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN NO SATISFACTION FROM BEING TALLER THAN ANOTHER MALE BECAUSE HE'S A MEGA MANLET AND BASICALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST/MATTER

THAT FEEL WHEN BROKEN HUMAN BEING

THAT FEEL WHEN THIS BOARD IS RUINING THOUSANDS OF LIVES

THAT FEEL WHEN YOU SEE AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO IS TALLER THAN YOU


THAT FEEL WHEN IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE BUT DON'T CARE MY LIFE IS SHIT

JUST BE TALLER GOD DAMN IT

YOU COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING GROWN TWO GOD DAMN INCHES
YOU JUST HAD TO EAT NOTHING BUT PROCESSED BULLSHIT LIKE POP TARTS WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

YOU JUST HAD TO BE BORN PREMATURE AND ROB YOURSELF OF DEVELOPMENT

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

I WEIGH 140 POUNDS I HAVE BIRD BONES AND I AM A MANLET

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE AS A MALE IS BEING PHYSICALLY LARGE

KILL ME
CUT MY FACE OFF

NO ONE RESPECTS ME
WOMEN ARE MOST LIKELY IRRITATED BY MY PRESENCE

THIS BOARD RUINS MY DAY EVERY DAY AND I COME HERE EVERY DAY ANY WAY

MODS WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING
WE'RE DYING
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING HERE

>>9558289
what a shit post

>>9558289
i walked into a restroom earlier and there were these two guys in there a solid 4-5 inches shorter than me and i suddenly felt ashamed about ever having complained or self-pitied myself for being 5'7 and i involuntarily hung my head as i shuffled past them and now i feel even worse because i think it mightve come off as me glaring at them

>>9558304
>5'7
fucking manlet

>>9558304
im shure u went to the restroom
more like the dwarf room

i've not been posting for months because ive been working on renouncing my homosexuality. im straight now. thank u pigfuck.

>>9558360
one for the good guys

fuchpieg what do you think of sodomy?

im not attracted to males but jesus receiving cock feels so damn good.

it is literally better than sex with any female i have slept with and i have only ever had homo sex once

>>9558381
>that image
evil, wicked heathen


dont have sex with men

>>9558384

are you a control freak?

>>9558384

do you believe in masculine/feminine qualities?

>>9558398
not him
anyone but him

you monster

>>9558384
why do you try and help these people when the only thing they care about is their egos? dont you know that they poke humour at you? this cant be changed. so why do you try?

>>9558403
>so why do you try?
fun

>>9558400
why didnt you answer my question? are you simply afraid to open yourself up? peel open your ego and let your flesh and phloem be consumed by those who only know to consume

>>9558407

>>9558407
you're a mad man

>>9558411
you're damned right i am a banana

>>9558412
>>9558414
for i,

i AM

banana

Just report any post with this horsefaced bald australian redneck, one of these days he'll get the hint and leave.

>>9558289
how embarrassing. for a second there I looked at your pic and thought you looked qt. this also explains your rage. whats the proper name for short-man-complex?

>>9558270
tldr but whats that shit on your face? you look legit 30 and kinda dumb :/

guess that last point is moot since ur sitting on 4chan every night at ur age...

>>9558276
pls

I last saw you post this in November, most people will dislike what you're saying but honestly it really helped me out. I became more aware of my poor posture and started lifting, and then stretching daily. I wasn't all that interested in fashion to begin with, and this board is quite toxic and have since mostly moved on.

Thanks pigfart

>>9558270
I want you to kill yourself, then post pics.

That will be /fa

>>9558420
What? Is he bothering you?

Boo-hoo

so much fuccboi hate towards pigfuck. oh lawwd

wogs go home

cheers

>>9558270
who's that hot fuck in the OP pic but

fuck me fuck me

im a girl btw you are way fresh....

>>9558575
nice samefag, even more proof that 90% of the posts in the threads u post are u

>>9558583
trolled hard

>>9558599
was getting trolled even harder part of your plan?

>>9558605

>>9558632
crashing this dane

>>9558270
you got my thread deleted by shitposting and derailing it.

>>9558673
im dying, i cant stop laughing, yours and the manlet thread got deleted.

janitor confirmed for champion

still the best

>>9558270

>1. if ur ugly it aint gonna happen

That's stupid. I mean it defeats the whole purpose of the post about being a proud white man and shit. You can fix your body but you can't fix your face, surgery can do so much, therefore you should become a subhuman because you aren't attractive ? Shits stupid and sound like a jewish plan.

>>9559006
WHEE DOES IT SAY ANYTNNG ABOUT FACE UGLY

FIX YOUR BODY'

WORRY NOT ABOUT WHAT U CANT FIX

>>9559023

>WORRY NOT ABOUT WHAT U CANT FIX

That's actually one of the smartest thing you ever posted you cock goblin.

>>9559034
>dimestore platitudes are 'smart'

on the contrary friend, you're just stupid.

glad you appreciate self evident high school tie aphorisms

*reminder to keep dumb shit you would tell a 5 year old on hand in case you need to impress troglodytes on /fa/*

>>9559048
never give up is another good one

a bird in hand is worth two in the bush

dont worry about what anyone else thinks!

you can do anything you want if you set your mind to it

go in and shake the managers hand, look him square in the eye, thats how you get hired


am i blowing your mind /b/ro

pigfuck pretty smart after all ?

fuck you're all so fucking stupid why do i come here and waste literal genius on 'people' who unironically say things like nigga and kek and buy fake shoes

equivalent of trying to teach joyce to kindergarteners.

>>9559048
Fukken rekt

>>9558289

Pigfuck's approach is just way too much for this board, but while being kind of a hypocrite, the guy's mostly right.

>>9559145
lol cant wait til ultra autist pigfuck joins his friend king beta trunks and fucks off permanently. both are useless losers

>>9559214
We're*

>>9558304
>>9558327
How low were the toilets and sinks?

>>9559048
Read it again, did he say it was smart? No, he said it was one of the smartest things(being a dimestore platitude) that you've said.

Can you feel the irony in it? Or does that need to be explained too?

truly, I have never met an expert memer, a grand master troll that could compare to piggy. One lonely man in australia and a rotating IP were all it took to put the tightest knot ever known in the entire board's panties.

>>9558289

jesus Christ teenagers these days. you are so ridiculous. you could probably benefit from some mind-expanding substances considering you are the most narrow minded dumb-ass bitch
ignorant
lonely
insecure
white trash
all this rude nonsense shitposting = self defense mechanism for low self esteem

before you start with your "this is 4chan" BS notice this is a fashion board - DILUTE UR SHITPOSTING with at least a little knowledge of fashion or fits...but you've never posted in waywt have you? only thing ive seen you wear are fucking cut-offs

your ignorance is baffling.
if you don't grow out of this you will have a difficult life girl-child.

every post I read is so cringe-worthy ive ignored you so-far bc why give attention-whores attention? but youre cearly beyond trash. ironically the thing you call everyone else

so before you make such stupid senseless posts - think for a second - pretend you are a mature classy lady and prince charming is watching you - wouldn't you be fucking ashamed of yourself?

>>9559240

Rekt.

Pig, height\weight and what is your workout routine

my mom says im handsome tho

>>9559396
>>9559427
>>9559431
jesus Christ teenagers these days. you are so ridiculous. you could probably benefit from some mind-expanding substances considering you are the most narrow minded dumb-ass bitch
ignorant
lonely
insecure
white trash
all this rude nonsense shitposting = self defense mechanism for low self esteem

before you start with your "this is 4chan" BS notice this is a fashion board - DILUTE UR SHITPOSTING with at least a little knowledge of fashion or fits...but you've never posted in waywt have you? only thing ive seen you wear are fucking cut-offs

your ignorance is baffling.
if you don't grow out of this you will have a difficult life girl-child.

every post I read is so cringe-worthy ive ignored you so-far bc why give attention-whores attention? but youre cearly beyond trash. ironically the thing you call everyone else

so before you make such stupid senseless posts - think for a second - pretend you are a mature classy lady and prince charming is watching you - wouldn't you be fucking ashamed of yourself?

>>9559656
PIGFUCK I LOVE YOU BLESS ME WITH SICK COPS AND CUTE GIRLFRIENDS! WHY DONT I GET SUCKED OFF ON THE DAILY AS YOU DO MY FRIEND? I JUST WANT A GIRL TO LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM AND MY EFFAY COPS! IS THERE A WAY TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN? I LOOK JUST LIKE YOU BUT JUST A BIT MORE TANNED AND A SLIGHTLY BIGGER NOSE. IM NOT EVEN JEWISH. GERMAN MASTERRACE REPORTING IN. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MASTER I WILL DO YOUR BIDDING!

>>9558381
Ask your girl to peg u

>>9559678
did you read the guide

>>9558289
Did you use Shift or Caps Lock to type this post?

>>9561572
assuming i typed it was your first mistake

your second mistake? heh...lets just say i wouldnt look behind me if i were you

>>9561572
why is /fa/ filled with idiots?

>>9561581
It seems like something you'd waste your time typing.

>>9561594
Why do you have such trouble empathizing with people? Hmmm?

>I don't like or agree with it so it's stupid

Not so fast, fatty

>>9561581
You have unlocked achievement: [creeper extraordinaire]

>>9561626
why do you act like you're not overweight yourself?

additionally i can't comprehend how these kids can function through upper academia with this idiotic thought process

on second thought how do you function with your attitude, it seems like you're well liked n person

i perosnally wouldn't be able to stand your EVERYTHAN IS RAINBOWz attitude

fucking starfire from teen titans

>>9561594
idk ive said before that /fa/ is easily top 5 dumbest boards on 4chan and its gotten even dumber.

all the art arts boards, tv lit mu, userbase are majority stupid as well, as is case with most communities the majority of people are dumb, but on the others there is at least a small segment of the community that is intelligent/funny/knowledgeable.

/fa/ however, you could count on 2 hands the number of people here that possess any of the aforementioned qualities

>>9561659
>people get tired of my grating sense of humor before they start to actually like me :(

>>9561659
maybe it's the decline of the older userbase that all these issues stem from?

4chan is that mythical "bad" site all these kids flooded to en masse

and we went from a small board who loved the freedom false anonymity gave us which allowed us to drop the politically correct im a great person facade we had to have on the fashion spot and stylezeitgest

but today it's just people spouting absolute fucking non-sense and memes they stole from reddit

but maybe im wrong, maybe it's just my age showing

>>9561683

kill yourself, loser

>>9561655
she is large framed, youre an actual fatass with a fat ugly girlfriend and a pretentious, abrasive personality to boot

>>9561655
Lolwut

Have u been paying attention to me at all?

I'm a sarcastic piece of shit. I always have been a sarcastic piece of shit. This bizarre, unsubstantiated impression you have of me isnt exactly accurate. I'm not some hilarious caricature of a weeb. Although that would probably be a more enjoyable person to be tbh.


In all seriousness though, you don't sound well. You're not terribly coherent either. Are...you having a nervous breakdown or...?

Came to shitpost, but this isn't actually that bad. Pigcuck you suprised me today.

>>9561683
i think 4chan peaked, its declining now and will continue to hemorrhage users and quality as time goes on and quality users move to places like 8ch and other alternatives.

people used to lurk before posting, i think i lurked for a year before posting anywhere on 4chan.

its a demographic and cultural shift, the new demographic are younger, dumber and more entitled and they never experienced 4chan at its best so they really have no barometer for comparison.

its just another to them that they browse along with reddit, tumblr and facebook


>"its cool cause you're anonymous and people are occasionally racist but that makes me uncomfortable and confused because we learned in school that racism is wrong and race is a social construct but racism is wrong and white people are evil"

>>9561721

keep jerking off in grammy's basement, baby dick

>>9561659
>>9561665
>people tire of my stupidity and mid-highschool-level communication skills and so don't bother interacting with me
>waaah it's everyone else who's dumb
Fixed that for you.

>>9561721
I think that most of us will breathe a collective sigh of relief the day u move to 8ch


But u won't b/c u like the attention you're getting here.

>>9561736
i use both