/fa/ - Fashion

Post your stories, life experiences, and defining moments that made you distinctively effay. I'll get the ball rolling:

One night I was in town with my mates and one of their groups of friends. These friends-of-friends were so hideously functional and comfortable in their Huffer sweatshirts and Dickies 3 quarter shorts. One of them was even wearing BAPE. They still got some pussy that night but the birds were slags so I shed no tears as I sat in the corner dressed in all black chain smoking; their lives were too comfortable, they were too happy to grow up and be call centre managers or college football coaches or whatever. I found it insulting and also disheartening of the human condition, which is a struggle if nothing else.

Anyway without getting too philosophical I drove everyone home half pissed on cheap scotch but I didn't get nicked so all was well and good. I couldn't get it out of my head just how easy living these guys were though, it made me feel aloof and angry at the same time, I was being very autistic about it.

When I got home to my room which is like a bed and a lamp I realized one of these mongs had actually left his Huffer sweatshirt in my car; size 3XXL, gray with ugly as fuck different colored letting spelling "HUFFER" across the front and back. The thing to me was the physical manifestation of bad taste and cancer and I was feeling pretty stressed over the whole ordeal so I did what any man would do; I rubbed one out all over his sweatshirt.

It's been my wank rag ever since. I keep it in good condition, but it serves as a reminder to me that just because some big ass well known brand is plastered all over something doesn't make it worth any recognition. the loads that have been beset upon it are as stale as the middle-market it caters too, and that my friends...is pure /fa/.

one day I save up enough cash to get a proper /fa/ rag like pic related