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I want to buy pic related but my bf doesn't want me to because he says that Birds Are Not That Important.
I think it looks pretty cute. How do I convince him that Birds Are Very Important as a fashion statement?
Does anyone else wear birds?

>> No.9555562

good get faggot

>> No.9555566

>>9555555
ok u can go back now

>> No.9555571
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9555571

>>9555555
ebin, simbly ebin :^)

>> No.9555579

>>9555555
Birds are very important, you just have to tell him over and over again until he gives up, that's how fashion works
I always wear birds

>> No.9555581
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9555581

BAVI
A
V
I

>> No.9555582
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>>9555555
Birds are SO in right now, I recommend tits

>> No.9555583
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9555583

>>9555555

>> No.9555592

>>9555555
Very nice numbers

BANTI

>> No.9555593
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>>9555555
These nubers are [s4s] property

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>>9555555
I tip my afro to you dear sir

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>>9555555

>> No.9555608

>>9555555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYvji5AXOfk

>> No.9555611

>>9555555
But you are right, anon, Birds Are The Most Important
I'm with this guy >>9555579
just keep telling him

>> No.9555613

>>9555555
nice birds; checked

>> No.9555617

>>9555555

Hex

Holy shit.

Birdshirt is a new meme.

Prepare your angus.

>> No.9555620

>>9555555
Birds are nxtlvl
The sextuples have spoken

>> No.9555623

>>9555608
This thread just got a bit better

>> No.9555967

BAVI
A
V
I

>> No.9556096
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9556096

Nice.

>> No.9558068

>>9555555
Seriously though that's pretty nice, I'd probably wear that on holiday

>> No.9558978

>>9555555
come on guys, Birds Are Not That Important. jesus.

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>>9558978

>> No.9559024

>>9555555
Hoyl bejeezus, Anon! Great get, and birds are indeed very important!

I would simply break up with you're boyfriend in the nicest way possible. Not wearing birds is a big red-flag!

>> No.9559040

>>9555555
w2c more bird gear

>> No.9559479
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9559479

Birds are important because they keep systems in balance: they pollinate plants, disperse seeds, scavenge carcasses and recycle nutrients back into the earth.

It can be argued that birds are far more important than your girlfriend.

>> No.9559573

>>9559479
>saying that about your own mum

>> No.9560082
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>>9559573

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ornithology, and I’ve been involved in numerous birdwatching expeditions, and I have over 300 confirmed observations of rare species. I am trained in falconry and I’m the top "gamehawker" in the entire US. You are nothing to me but prey. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of anthropologists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, worm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic littlr life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my hawk. Not only am I extensively trained in bird calls, but I have access to the entire volume of "The Birds of America" and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off e thing you call youthe face of the continent, you pleb. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. My birds will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>9560082
>anthropologists
it's ornithologists