/fa/ - Fashion

Why even live

>tfw youll never be in a cool band

I guess not

Bitch, I might.

>>9530556
>you will never be in an open relationship with eva green's character from the dreamers

>>9530556
Replace "French" with "Finnish" and I had that OP

It was fucking stupid - she would bitch at me for smoking weed (until she tried it for herself), cheated on me twice (once with a thirty-six year old Pakistani stranger, once with a fat ukulele playing fuck) and eventually told me that "she outgrew me."

>>9530578
fuckkk

>>9530594
youre a beta for even keeping her around after fucking a mudslime
stay cuck

>>9530594
>eventually told me that "she outgrew me."

let me guess, she was an arts student?

>tfw you gained 4kg in just a week out of thin air

i´m on fucking calorie deficit, how did it even happened

oh well, i guess its time to start with plan ANA

>>9530961
water weight

>>9530965
it might be possible, i´ve been drinking 2 liters everyday and i feel inflamated and swollen, but drinking that much water has helped me with my acen and hair, its now glorious how my hair texturizes itself

anyone knows some kind of tips about weight control? aside of doing excercise ofc

>you realise that your life is a literal desire for materialistic things and you are not satisfied until you own everything, and you will never truly be satisfied even when you have anything material
>you realise that this is what the new world order has brought strong men like yourself to
>you realise that you must stand against it and ignore everything modern

>you will never be a yung rich n***a like wolf of wall street that has 10/10 gf and all the money and drugs in the world

>>9530972

What's your height & weight right now

>>9530989
>5'3"
>190lbs

>>9530989
i´m 185cm and i weighted myself just 10min ago and i marked 80kg, i was 74 just a week ago and this whole week i´ve been on a calorie deficit of at least 500kcal of a RDI of 2200kcal

>tfw lost 6kg in a week

>>9530556
>you will never be a girl
>you will always be this board line girly boy people find uncomfortable to be around

>tfw you'll always be a 5'7 Megamanlet.

I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself. Should I join the army and hope for the worst?

>>9531012
that body looks fine to me

>>9531012
nonsense anon I'd be plenty comfortable around you.. in bed

>>9530565
>tfw you are in a cool band

>>9530998

Damn nig, that's kinda fat. I'm 185cm as well but at 68kg. Give it another week. Scale anxiety fucking sucks mang

>>9530556
>thinking alcoholism is a great thing

>>9531020
>>9531025
low test betas detected

>>9531049
Wow, step off bud,

>>9531045
yeah, should i starve for some time or what? i´ve been getting descompensation attacks these last days due to lack of nutrients and shit

i´m really desperate and idk what to do, might as well kill myself

>>9530972
Watch your salt intake then. It will make you retain the water you drink

Guide to having a borderline anorexic french effay gf who is an alcoholic and complete fucking whore:

1. move to france
2. be attractive
3. don't be unnattractive
4. don't be beta
5. do whatever the fuck you want

>>9531036
cool anon :)
what band do u play in?
how does it feel to be in a cool band?

>>9531076
french girls want a strong arab or 6'7 black bf
americans look dirty to them
They look like fuckin ungrateful apes

>>9531058

Nah, don't go full starvation. Eat strict 1200 calories a day

>>9530556
>drink at least 2-4 coke zeros to get by after only eating only 1200 cals
I wonder how this will pan out when I'm 40

>>9531109
>living to 40

>>9531049
pls back off my grill. i responded first.

>>9531087
dont want to say but we have 100k+ likes on facebook

and feels good man, i just play bass so i dont really feel that responsible for what we have achieved but its a really cool thing to be doing, also it kind of gives me a platform to be /fa/

>tfw Australian
>Impossible to be effay due to heat
>Massive gym culture, girls don't even look at skinny dudes.
>Latent homophobia means trying to dress above the level of board shorts and flip-flops is something to be ridiculed about.

>>9531121
Naw mane

Das muh gf, b-back off now.

>>9530556
fuckin degenerates ITT
low life scum and shit taste in women

>got out of bad relationship
>was already tentative about letting people close for a fear of getting hurt
>impossibly high standards leads to me seeing flaws in everyone
>receive female attention but ignore them and continue on alone

am I /fa/?

>>9531046
its effay

>>9531266
you realize female attention from your mom doesn't count right

>>9531278
but it counts from your mom :^)

>>9531240
lol what city do you live in

>>9531240
wrong.

Well not entirely, summer fits are tricky. Are you a uni student some kind of arts course? The girls who do arts are way into skinny, non ripped dudes. Uni girls are pretty easy, just try to seem detached and you'll have your pick.

Not if you're ugly though.

>>9531289
Brisbane
And no I didn't go to the meetup.

>>9531300
surely it's not that bad. i live in adelaide, there's a budding food culture, a growing bar scene and there's always cool people doing interesting stuff. last month the art gallery of south australia had a talk about the antwerp 6. nobody actually cares about what you're wearing unless you're terribly out of place or you're bleeding insecurity.

>>9531300
>And no I didn't go to the meetup.
not cool enough to fit in with normal people
not cool enough to fit in with effay people

maybe you should blame yourself instead of everyone else lol

>>9531300
You are 100% right it's absolutely ridiculous, but there is a growing number of fashion enthusiasts thanks to Topman and H &M and Zara is set to open up at Queen St at the end of the year.

I have a borderline anorexic white south african non-effay gf who is an alcoholic and not a complete fucking whore

am i cool yet fells

>>9531472
>anorexic
>non-effay
>alcoholi

sorry to pop ur bubble but even the slightest trace of degeneracy is uncool

once again i'm really sorry about it

>>9531476
it is unfortunate, but she's hot as fuck and glued to me and my lack of money

we on that trash fash.

>>9531486
wow you're actually a degenerate

but i won't make fun of you or say anything mean, because degenerates are people too :)

>>9531493
yes like every visitor of 4chan

>>9530556
this is what i dream of

>>9531557
damn right in the feels

>>9530556
Uh, yeah, I had this with an American girl, it ruined my life.

>>9531567
Had an ano gf, same thing here

>>9531567
>>9531592
wtf is wrong with you guys? don't you feed your friends??

>>9531597
those little flakes you throw in the top of the tank don't have many calories

>>9531290
What do you mean by detached

you people are pathetic

lame
ugly
good goyim
retards

with no concept of reality

you're all so stupid

sooooooo fucking stupid

this fucking retarded even censored the word nigger
>>9530984

this thread is perfect microcosm of everything wrong with this board and majority of its userbase

you've got retard, teenage, probably virginal, dumb as a post with a personality to match trip faggots like positivy and somelazy - both of which i never knew existed but im sure each has 500+ posts.

hopefully after mine and the janitors little man to man one on one love in my self help threads will stay up for longer than an hour and i can gix you pathetic dweebs one at a time.

jesus fucking christ though cmon, get your shit together, are you men or not? this is an absolute disgrace.

>>9530979

right in the feels

>>9530984
fucking lame as shit censoring yourself

america is fucing so pathetic today

>>9530556
I'm busy with a French girl who's both an alcoholic, and I'm assuming she's a whore. But she ain't anorexic, just average. Nice face though.

Go through or not?

>>9531324
look what we have here, the next sieg heil, nice

#filtered

>>9531045
Damn nigga u fat. Im 190cm but 68kg bitch. Howd dat make u feel
Jk love you let me suck ur dick pls ;_;

>>9531213
is that you devin

Nearly did ;_;

>you could be as desirable as this faggot but 86kg
I'm gonna loose it and I'm gonna fuck the a world's slut supply dry I tell ya

>>9530556
I had a borderline anorexic latina effay gf who was addicted to pills and was a complete fucking whore

shit wasn't fun

>>9531266
hello twin

>>9530556
I have a French effay gf who isn't an alcoholic and not a complete fucking whore. Feels good.

>>9533761
>Latina
>effay

Pick one friend

>you will never have a petite, pale wife who you almost never speak to, who leads a life unrelated and separate to yours, who you live with in a minimalist house, who you have sensible yet satisfactory sex with once per week

>tfw no friends
>alone again friday night in the middle of nowhere
>have only talked to two people for months
>can't stop thinking about the past

just felt good to get that out. i have really become a hermit.

>>9530594
Holy cuck

>>9534489
Are you me?

>>9530594
>>9530594
>>9530594
nyahaha
thanks for laughs

>>9530979
define what you want to be modern and enjoy that, everyone sees "modern" in a dif way, chill the fuck out

>you will never make good electronic music


https://clyp.it/ci3qyb3d


;_;