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>go to get haircut
>family friend usually does it for me at her salon
>ask for a 'hitler youth'
>she smacks me around the head and kicks me out the shop
>banned for life
>find out later she's Jewish

thanks /fa/

>> No.9488950
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>>9488935
dumb greentext post

>> No.9488961
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>>9488935
yea, jews still exist sadly, Hitler wasn't thorough enough, just get another hairdresser

>> No.9488966

You're not a retard for saying Hitler Youth.

You're a retard for wanting it. It's ubiquitous among the male demographic here and it looks stupid on literally every single one of them. The only people complimenting them are people who are stuck with it as well, and the others are disingenuously encouraging them to get it for shits giggles because they too know it looks fucking stupid.

>> No.9488999

>>9488935
i have jewish family and they complimented me on my hair when i had hy and then they were talking to me about what i thought would be the next popular hairstyle (because they think i know a ton about fashion or whatever) and i mantioned that mine was called hitler youth and they were like 'oh i don't like your haircut anymore' :/

>> No.9489003

>>9488999
did you gas them?

>> No.9489176

>>9489003
lol

>>9488999
nice trips and story

>> No.9489432
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9489432

Would this be considered a Hitler Youth? I know the hairstyle is kind of out right now but its the best i could do with a bad haircut i got

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>>9489432
Angle

>> No.9489444

>>9489432
hitler youth hair goes to the back, yours goes to the front.
it's more white trash, or anarchism.

>> No.9489917

>>9489432
>>9489438

Wow, that's actually awful.

pls b troll

>> No.9489932

>>9489432
hitler youth isn't 'out' right now. people on /fa/ are just dumb and think if they see something on the internet too much that it's overplayed and dead

>> No.9489933

>>9489432
>>9489438
you (poorly) cut it like one but your hair is sweeping forward and your hair is shit

>> No.9490018

>>9489932
If everybody and their grandmother has the same haircut then it's dead. It's weird but that's actually the truth. Even you don't want to be like everyone else and join the "trending hair cut" bandwagon. But it's more than that.

When a hair style becomes more and more popular, more and more people fuck it up. You get people like >>9489432 and >>9488935 with their shit hair cut filling the population of Hitler Youth haircuts. Sure enough people will start associating HY's with everything negative and move on to the next thing.

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9490053

Should I dread this shit or what fa?

>> No.9490070

>>9490053
No. Dreading your hair as a white person is completely disgusting and slightly racist.

>> No.9490071
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9490071

Hail to thee, Camp Krusty

>> No.9490082

It's called a slicked back undercut.

>> No.9490084

>>9490070
Is the fact that I'm white murrican with a Mohawk also racist? I live in the colorful land and natives are always spying me

>> No.9490098

>>9490053
shit dude bun that it looks like your hair is thick enough for it.

but if you're baby faced dont do it, it will look awful.

>> No.9490101

>>9489432
Idk much about hair but that doesn't look too bad to me

>> No.9490124

>>9490098
I'm told I look quite young but I'm cut and got dat jawline, I was considering bunning, but it's still not even long enough to ponytail

>> No.9490136

>>9490070
considering in irish culture, people dreaded their hair as well, you're a fucking retard and should go somewhere your ilk are tolerated

>> No.9490146

>>9490136
Fuck yes I'm irish

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>>9488935
>2015
>not having a mom thats a hairstylist that proudly gives you hitler youths..

>> No.9490526
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9490526

I saved this a long ass time ago. Does anyone know who this guy is? I like his hair.

>> No.9490536

>>9488935

You're just a retard for not asking for a fade. Also implying that story is true.

>> No.9490579
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9490579

>go get hitler youth haircut
>realise every hairdresser here is jewish
>you got slapped a lot
>end up on /pol/

>> No.9490616

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtained_hair

Are people too lazy to do any research before buying something or changing their style? It would be like going into a store and asking for the latest gothninja.

>> No.9490655

>>9489432
>>9489438
you realize if you get this cut you have to put product in it so it doesn't just hang over your forehead looking like shit right?

>>9490616
what the article describing is not an undercut at all
curtained hair and undercuts aren't the same thing at all
literally you fell for the buzzcut troll and get a buzzcut every week and don't understand haircuts at all

>> No.9490664

>>9490526
I'm sure the second he moves it'll all fall out of place