/fa/ - Fashion

5. if you're ugly it aint gonna happen, especially if u got an ugly body. the majority of u are skinnyfat estrogenised goyim

thats why in the waywt theres so many wide hipped, knock kneed dweebs who make skinny jeans look repugnant.

how to fix? get yourself some fluoride free toothpaste. dont consume products with soy in them, that means soy of any kind, compounds etc.
avoid processed food,
exercise in some form.
yoga and consistent stretches

half of the reason you losers have such horrible proportions is because you are all tight and hunched due to extended r9k tfw no gf sessions on the internet.

when walking lead with your hips, your hips and pelvis should be tucked inward, not poking out(lordosis)

http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/exgiu/a_guide_to_fixing_computer_guy_posture_upper_body/

find one for lower body as well.

6. stop being stupid, most of you cant help it because you're genetically inferior and stupid but for those on the cusp, listen up. dont come here asking inane shit like 'w2c' 'cop or not' 'hair cut advice' or any other of that goober SHIT. if u a transient browser of the board shut the fuck up and stop writing things on the internet. dont post your face in a face rate thread, stop being so fucking pathetic.

educate yourself, teach yourself some cognitive processes that allow u to think like an individual and not a cornfed goy faggot. this will permeate throughout every facet of your life.

consume only quality things, whether it be literature, film, television and other forms of art.

can we talk about all the new trips and how shit they are? im a little drunk so this list is very incomplete

here's a list i have made up:

>god tier old trips
sieg
dr. komme
trunks

>honorary god tier old trip
birthday

>newtrips that should fuck off
chloe fiend
doop doop
not user/resuton/resu/rexy/etc.
laser face
dave
earth
bio
hucklefairy
an1 elses name whose i forgot

>anons should fuck off if they post in these cancerious threads
w2c
coppernot
recent cops
fuccboi general
shoe general
hair general
gook/manlet general

>🐖👉👌 preaches /pol/ right wing ideas on a fashion forum
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise.

I ageee

>>9359138
Holy shit this is a wake up call. Gonna start training to become alpha like Ibra

>>9359167
this is my list from a thread a couple of days ago

forgive me if i miss some, havent been browsing a lot lately

-list does not include retired trips-

list of cuck trips, trips that need to kill themselves, trips that like niggercock, trips that are niggers themselves and all the trips and names that are generally shit tier pieces of human waste:

doop doop
captain al(captain nigger)
quarterback
laserface
not user
rexy
niggae
coolcoolwater
yung demon
sweg
revo5
anyone currently or previously associated/calling themselves 'onani' gang
huckleberry
res5o

shit/boring/bland but tolerable/OK/nice/decent:
stance
tesselate
strawberry
fascist faggot
mifune
natalie portman
eurofag
uuuhh
chilljin

bro tier nigger killing warriors against jewry
trunks
sieg

can't believe your actually going to this effort. Its ok, no one is listening, and no one cares, I'm only posting to let you know how much of a hopeless degenerate you are.

You wont ever fuck a girl about 5/10 without money.

peace.

>>9359167
>god tier old trips
>no /fa/scist
>no tripskank
>no mamma dod
>no knochensack

>>9359190
>having a bald tranny in your top tier.
Who's really the cuck here?

Lulz

>>9359199
>mamma dod

>2. being a liberal/marxist/moron is not cool, being politically ignorant is for stupid people. now, that doesnt mean you should subscribe to two party politics dichotomy, because as we truth seekers know, both sides - conservative and liberal - are out to jew you(literally.) however you should be a moral and social conservative; a proud powerful white man, a nationalist, a man who loves his people, a man who would never sire mixed children.

>3. gay people are mentally ill, homosexuality is not a genetic trait it is a fetish developed as a result of trauma. this also applies to transexuals, although they have a much more insidious illness. transsexualism is a death sentence, most transexuals kill themselves before they reach middle age - this is a form of natural selection.

not only does he break rules 2 and 3 hes the biggest swedish cuck on the planet, faggot is so hilariously marxist liberal faggot swede that he might as well be a fucking parody.

>>9359209
You are the saviour /fa/ needs.

>>9359199
mamma dod hasn't posted in years

/fa/schist is meh, can be knowledgeable sometimes but isn't all that great

knoch is just a tumbler personality by now

and tripskank is an attention-whoring novelty. seems like she'd be a nice gal IRL, but nothing special on the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pA5M7pxFWU

http://pastebin.com/MSvkCCRy

>>9359111
this is not /fa/

>>9359190
what do you think about birthday?

i know he's a poo pushing bug chasing dick sucker, but i kinda like him. at least we finally got him to drop his trip

>>9359234
and neither are you

>>9359111

you should go upstairs and show this to your mom see what she thinks

>implying

>>9359239
he seems like his heart's in the right place, though his banter is often too contrived to be funny/witty. hes young, he'll develop, little too dumb/naive for now.

has some ok outfits.

>>9359111
>>9359138

Quality posts. Pf what is your take on female friendships? Recently found myself being a massive beta emotional cuck with this girl who happened to be really understanding and supportive but realized that I'm literally another one of her girlfriends and while I'm sitting here putting myself into this social dynamic mistaking her kindness for romantic interest, she's out there pursuing alphas. It was a massive slap in the face, cut contact with her and only going to focus on self improvement now.

Also dismissing an idea because you don't like the person it's coming from is the dumbest shit you can do. Alot of what he says is completely valid and actual good advice and it's tiring seeing fucking retards like >>9359195

>>9359256
implying what? that you aren't a total newfag?

>>9359261
i dont think theres anything wrong with sincere companionship/friendship whether the source is male or female, if they're a good person it shouldnt matter. if you find yourself becoming attracted to her and wanting more than friendship and shes resistant than you have a problem.

if you are attracted to a woman allowing yourself to become friends first is often the worst thing you can do from the male perspective. you have to immediately establish yourself as a potential mate.

im not one of those MGTOW faggots who thinks all women are evil, that shit is a jewish invention to deter white men from breeding with white women.

women can be wonderful, no doubt the world we live in makes it harder to find a suitable woman, same applies to most 'men' though.

>>9359223
>/fa/schist is meh, can be knowledgeable sometimes but isn't all that great
/fa/scist is the only trip that has never posted bullshit in the guise of advice. For that alone he deserves some praise, though he also happens to be the most knowledgeable trip, past or present.

>>9359296
I take it you're too much of newfag to remember user, let alone anorak

just fuck off back to reddit already

>>9359276
You have a gf right? Is she good?

I just want one that's chill and (somewhat) smart and hot and kind of old fashioned but they seem impossible to find. They're all stereotypes and feminists

>>9359276

Yeah, I wholeheartedly agree. She's one of the most incredible people I have ever met, but was not drawn to her right off the bat. Got to know her as friends then caught myself falling then pining for her and that's where I went wrong.

Been reading about male-female social dynamics for a while to better understand the situation and see things for what they are, and yeah while alot of the info can be helpful some of it sounds robotic as fuck, like some of the dudes on Reddit /trp/ taking the mechanics of interactions to the extreme and making it a fucked up formula of give and take with no emotion involved

Anyways thanks for the 2c, posture info is really helpful too.

>>9359276
>you have to immediately establish yourself as a potential mate.
ok then what about if im friends with a chick but want to 'reestablish' myself as a potential male? did i fuck up, am i beyond the point of no return? she sees me as a friend so is there any way i can assert myself as a potential male given my current place in relation to her or have i fucked up already and should just move on

>>9359304
you have to look in the right circles, church groups are good, whether or not you subscribe to that belief system it doesnt really matter, its just a means of meeting people who arent marxist scum.

a lot of the girls at church/youth groups arent nauseatingly religious. they'll be conservative, polite and the products of a good home(super important when it comes to women)

even something like christian singles meet, again its not about whether or not you're religious, its about finding people that subscribe to a belief system that isnt some shitty liberal/feminist/marxist shit.

you can do cold approaches if you have the balls for it, theres single women who arent on any dating site because theres an obvious stigma attached to the sort of woman who uses tinder/okc.

country girls are great too

its just about plugging yourself into the right circles that arent tumblr/tinder/leftist/mainstream orientated.

>>9359321
i think there is no blanket applicable answer to that scenario, its true that its not a good idea to allow yourself to placed into the friend category, doesnt necessarily mean its impossible to break out of though, probably totally case by case specific.

if you're attractive and charming you'll have a shot with her no matter what.

if theres obvious signs that she might be interested in more than friendship, just assert yourself and make your feelings clear to her. worst case scenario you suffer embarrassment and rejection, best case she feels the same.

if she hasnt relayed any cues about her attraction toward you, you could try establishing some social distance for a period of time before reigniting the relationship with the express intent of establishing yourself as more than just a friend.

>>9359332
Maybe this is just a Texas thing, but the church girls are the popular ones and they all are a group and coincidentally the sluttiest girls in high school, got trains ran on them at parties and got STDs and stuff.

Then after college they settled down with some beta dude with a good job and had their big wedding and are getting pregnant but they probably cheat on him on the reg.

They still go to church :)

>>9359343
yeah come to think of it, it was pretty dumb asking you such broad questions when you don't know me or her and the kind of relationship we have
those are some straightforward and concise tips, thanks i'll keep them in mind.

>>9359350
yeh that can be the case, a lot of people use those church/youth groups as hookup/meetup opportunities.

but you're definitely more like to find a nonwhore in a christian youth group than on tinder for example.

theres exceptions everywhere though, it just a matter of forcing yourself into the situation in which you can meet people.

>>9359332

nigga this is some shitty advice. but then again i date more educated, better looking white bitches than you do. not all women who attended a good uni are liberal cunts. i do wade through a massive amount of shit sluts lately though. even semi religious bitches are worse than minorities ime.

>>9359167
who likes birthday
also glad ive made it lol tyvm

>>9359190
yo buddy im kinda on the same boat as you

used to go on pol alot but since it died i dont really but cmon nigger cock is low

>>9359368
>nigga

>>9359111
Pigfuck confirmed best trip.

>>9359375

>doing nig-ish things
>resents being called nigga

lol u mad

What happened to white genocide watch?

>>9359381
>he still doesnt get it

>>9359388
banned

cute how that 'getting racists fired' not only violates ToS but also breaks the law took weeks to get banned but a white nationalist tumblr g

>>9359389
>he still offers poor advice

>>9359388
banned

>>9359395
>he still doesnt understand

>>9359397

No, you don't get it, you fucking Maddox wannabe. You recognize there is a problem here but your cure for it is just as ridiculous. Half the shit in your OP isn't even correct - for example, your diet doesn't affect your sexual hormone balance except in special circumstances because your body just rebalances to compensate. Do some goddamn research, you sound just as retarded as anyone else around her.e.

>>9359418
>dumb fuck doesnt understand the post was a criticism of the term 'nigga' anyone who says 'nigga' instead of nigger is instantly trash tier

embarrassing.

>>9359418
I agree with this goy

Pigfuck you make my mutilated penis curl up like an overcooked latkha

Good.
Goy.

>>9359422

>dumb fuck doesn't understand why I'm telling him to leave

No, I just don't like the fact that you act like you know shit when clearly you do not. Whatever post I happened to quote is irrelevant. The fact that you are not the cure /fa/ needs is the only thing "beyond criticism and objectively and irrevocably correct and true" here. Go pretend to be smart elsewhere

>>9359167
>honorary god tier old trip
>old trip
>birthday
LOL how new are you?

>>9359431
>this entire post

>>9359440

>no argument
>resorts to umad bullshit like a 13 year old

Thanks for proving my point, you may now exit stage right

>>9359261
A percentage of what he says is completely valid and excellent advice, but it's hidden among gigatons of shitposting, so don't blame kids like the retard you quoted for not sifting through all the shit to find the one tiny nugget of helpfulness

>>9359444

>>9359449

Whatever bro, continue selling your personal brand of snake oil. The only people stupid enough to believe this nonsense don't care enough to listen. I'm going to bed.

>>9359111
Keep up the good work m8.

>>9359455
literally trolled hard: the poster

>>9359167
>trunks
>old trip
Pigcuck is new, you're new 90% of this board is new.