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9355644 No.9355644[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tfw short torso

How should I assassinate myself?

>> No.9355647

>>9355644
Become a trap

>> No.9355651

>>9355647
Why would I?
And more importantly, what makes you think that an orangutan would make a decent trap?

>> No.9355654

>>9355644
jump off a bridge you ugly freak

>> No.9355660

>>9355654
My super-compact torso will absorb the impact and I won't break any bone except maybe my arms.

>> No.9355671

>>9355660
>I won't break any bone except maybe my arms
perfect that way you won't be able to post here ever again.

>> No.9355689

>>9355651
because short torso/long legs gives you feminine proportions. You would make a great trap

>> No.9355697

>>9355654
>>9355671
my sides

>> No.9355837

>>9355654
>>9355660
>>9355671

10/10

>> No.9356703

>>9355671

>> No.9358375

>>9356703
short torso/long legs > long torso/short legs

stumpy legs look like absolute shit on literally every human being. now obviously abnormally long torsos look just as bad, so something intermediate is most desirable but little midget legs are the fucking worst.