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9251780 No.9251780 [Reply] [Original]

how do i look normal

i'm told by my friends i look like a psychopath and i have 0 confidence because of this

i'm balding too, how do i kill myself?

>> No.9251783

ayy lmao

>> No.9251784

you look like that guy

that one band, the horrors

>> No.9251785

>>9251780
Facial hair, buzz cut with a beanie if you want

>> No.9251787
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9251787

Adopt far-right political views, become a polemist on national television and write a book about national identity.
Reap the glamour of celebrity and controversial media attention

>> No.9251788

>>9251780
Grow a big ass beard and it will make your face proportionate. Not even being a dick here.

>> No.9251789

>>9251784
Joe?

>> No.9251790

>>9251780
Were you in that one movie? I swear I've seen you before..

>> No.9251792

>>9251780
Are you bazingaman?

>> No.9251793

>>9251787
I.e. embrace the psychopathy?

>> No.9251794

>>9251787
anti sémite

>> No.9251797

>>9251792
>bazingaman

jdimsa I get that alot too..

>> No.9251798

>>9251788
What this guy said. You have a huge forehead but great facial structures. You can look great if you improve just a little. Aso, shave that shit.

>> No.9251799

>>9251780
dress with proportions. yeah you have a tiny ass head but that's cool just don't wear a fucking huge collar with it. ditch the necklace. your hair could actually be cool given the right context (the right context being a whole change of outfit). don't smile either. blue steel. you'll be ok. you're not ugly at all. with the right framing and pose you could probably be a model, you have good cheekbones, good eyebrows and eyes. merry christmas

>> No.9251801

>>9251780
Your proportions are odd but you're actually quite attractive.

>> No.9251805 [DELETED] 

bobunga xD

>> No.9251808

You remind me Michael Kelly

>> No.9251816 [DELETED] 

BOTSWANA

>> No.9251852
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9251852

Shrink your cranium and grow your jaw.

Here you go :^)

>> No.9251854

>>9251852
holy shit

>> No.9251858

>>9251780
Well you do pull off a "brainy" look, adopt a light sardonic sense of humor, (not cynical), and you'll be attractive.

>> No.9251859

>>9251787
top kek

>> No.9251861

>>9251852
how can you grow your jaw?

>> No.9251867

>>9251861

Implants or the surgery where they cut up your jaw bone and let it regrow together to enlarge it.

>> No.9251869
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9251869

>>9251780

>> No.9251870

>>9251780
ayyy lmao

>> No.9251874

>>9251861
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3bIMRKil8

>> No.9251878

>>9251852
ayyy lmao... now the original pic looks way more shopped than this one

>> No.9251880
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9251880

become classic dane dehann core

>> No.9251882

>>9251780
>ayyy lmao

>> No.9251915

>>9251780
buzzcut
beard
beanie
bazooper

>> No.9251917

>>9251915
this

>> No.9251974

>>9251852
haha fuck

>> No.9251986

>>9251787

Zemmour is effay doe

>> No.9251996

wear a hat

>> No.9252007

>>9251780
shave your head and change your name to 'The Brain'

>> No.9252021

Bhengazi!

>> No.9252024

>>9252007
top kek

>> No.9252108

>>9251780
You have good bone structure and amazing brows.
Shave that thing on your head, grow a beard, and lose that choker necklace.

>> No.9252115

You should grow a really massive beard

>> No.9252117

>>9252108
dudes face is two sizes too small compared to that melon on top of it

>> No.9252124

>>9251852
Dude, now he's really going to off himself. Like, look at what could have been.

>> No.9252144

Shave your head and get really buff.

>> No.9252146

Become a super-villain and name yourself Mega Mind.

>> No.9252179
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9252179

>>9251780
kek

>> No.9252203

>>9251780
you have a good jawline

as long as you have a good jawline as a man almost anything else is secondary.

start lifting. get a haircut. you'll make it

>> No.9252209

>>9251788

This.

Shave head

Grow beard

Get jacked

Go for the high-test look. It's the only saving grace

>> No.9252215

>>9251780

You look like the Zimbabwe guy

>> No.9252228
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9252228

>>9252215

>> No.9252238 [DELETED] 

>>9251780
your hair looks bad, like you have way more age than what you acctualy have

just fix your hair and stop believing what anyone says about you, have some selfrespect, idiot

>> No.9252241

>>9251780
Shave your head - it is the only path for those who are bald. Be a skinhead dude

>> No.9252243

>>9252238

>your hair looks bad
>stop believing what anyone says about you

kek

>> No.9252247

>>9251880
What a qt

>> No.9252264 [DELETED] 

>>9252243
I was critizicing the psychopath part

Nvm, deleting my comments since there is better advice in this thread

>> No.9252278
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>> No.9252292

Just be a psychopath, you'd make a great Bond villain.

>> No.9252309

can you grow a beard?

>> No.9252331

>>9251861

I actually read about this and apparently the masseter muscles can hypertrophy. Many doctors online attested this and also a couple of dentists saying they had patients with huge jaw muscles that were also grinders.

Clench your teeth all day long, make a habit of it and eventually your jaw muscles will increase. I started doing this, I actually set it up on the calendar on my phone 3 times a day in case I forget.

It will take time though, a year maybe more but it will be permanent.

>> No.9252347

>>9251780
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE BAZINGA MAN OF AYY LMAO. BALDING HAIR AND MANLET GENES WILL COME TO YOUR CHILDREN UNLESS YOU POST "THANKS SHELDOR" IN THIS THREAD

>> No.9252349

Doesn't really matter, you'll be leaving us all behind soon.

Godspeed OP and ayy lmao

>> No.9252355

>>9252331

I would start grinding your teeth, just stop mouthbreathing and if you want to grow your jaw muscles bite on a piece of wood or something instead of teeth on teeth (terrible idea) Also there are things out there made specifically flex your jawmusces (its called jawflex or something)

>> No.9252359

>>9251861
>>9252331
theresa guy on /fit/ that has a whole jaw routine he does for jaw muscles and has an absolutely massive jaw. involves things like attaaching weights to a hanger and moving your jaw up and down and clenching a soft object that wont fuck your teeth up as hard a you can as long as you can. theres some other stuff too but fuck did it work

>> No.9252377

>>9252355
as someone who has awful teeth because of grinding, please dont do it on purpose if you dont already

save yourself from the suffering i go through

>no plaque buildup
>floss all the time
>dentist stumped why i have cavities at all
life is truly suffering with shit teeth
cant wait til i save up and get glorious fake teeth

>> No.9252399

>>9252355
>>9252377
I used to grind my teeth at night and it made my front teeth in particular quite thin at the bottom
thankfully I have a mouthguard I wear now but I always chew through them in about a year, thinking about the damage I was doing to my teeth was ridiculous

>> No.9252401

>>9252377

I actually wanted to write "I wouldnt start grinding your teeth" and said how he should bite on a piece of wood or rubber instead of teeth on teeth if he really wants to try that.

>> No.9252488
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9252488

>>9251780

>> No.9252504

>>9252331
that is horrible for your jaw. Enjoy the pain and expensive jaw surgery. I can tell you are young by how fucking short sighted you are.

>> No.9252511
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9252511

>>9251780

>> No.9252539

>>9251852
zyzz?

>> No.9252560

>>9252359
Holy shit proof?

>> No.9252561

>>9252504

No it's not, it would be bad if I were to open and close my jaw since then the joint would start hurting and I could end up with TMJ. It's only bad for your teeth.

>> No.9252703
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9252703

The shop actually looks like less of a shop than the original picture, kek.

>> No.9252754

>>9251780
based sheldon

zimbabwe

>> No.9252770
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9252770

>>9252703

>> No.9252866

>>9252347
Fuck off

>> No.9252886

>>9252770
based spooky

>> No.9252889

>>9252886
you mean corbin

>> No.9252892

>>9252889
what

>> No.9252901

>>9252892
he doesn't go by spooky black anymore

>> No.9252922
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9252922

>>9251780
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAZINGA

Hello based Sheldon

>> No.9252928

>>9251780
bagelbites

>> No.9252939

>>9251780
>open thread to post ayyy lmao
>it's first reply
rofl

>> No.9252990

>>9252901
damn, good to know. do you know why?

>> No.9253121

>>9252901
he does still go by spooky, he just released a song recently under his real name

>> No.9253132

Start wearing hats, like, all the time. Below your forehead you really aren't bad at all, solid 7-8/10. The reason you're ugly is because of your head shape/hair.

>> No.9253786

>>9251780
Shave head, grow beard, start lifting.

Seriously, if you don't have the fundamentals of clear skin, a good build and a decent haircut down, no fashion advice will make you look good. Clothes are meant to be supplementary.

>> No.9253801

>>9251861
That guy was trolling, but you can do some basic exercises and stretches to build up the muscles in that part of your face. The difference will be minimal, but the option's there. Or you could get highly invasive surgery that looks like shit and causes health problems down the line. Your choice.

>> No.9253949

>>9251852
>>9251852
Model material right here OP.

Plastic surgery? I couldn't imagine how invasive/expensive that procedure would be.

Or, you know, you could off yourself.

>> No.9254113

>>9252990
https://twitter.com/spookyblack/status/544635650658799616
>>9253121
he doesn't go by spooky black anymore, the show he's playing here this week was advertised as corbin (formerly spooky black)

>> No.9254135
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9254135

to all the people saying

> hurr durr shave your head and save your beard!

It won't work in practice.

>> No.9254148

>>9254135

also if anyone got beard requests, post em

I'll beardify you.

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9254150

>>9252703
I feel bad for laughing this hard.

>> No.9254152

>>9254135
AYY LMAO

>> No.9254192
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9254192

>>9251780

>> No.9254199
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9254199

>>9254135

fuck I knew something was missing,


glasses will fix him

>> No.9254213

>>9254192
kek

>> No.9254241

>>9254199
Is that u vsaucefag

>> No.9254246

>>9254135
my sides

>> No.9254254

>>9251780
I don't know how to put it nicely.

Sorry man.

Get rich, you won't have to worry about shit.

>> No.9254268

OPs pic is definitely shopped. No ones face can be so disfigured it looks that the monstrosity.

Please shoot yourself op, but don't leave a mess. The amount of brain and bone matter with that size of a head would take centuries to clear. Stay safe, anon.

>> No.9254290

Can you read my mind?

>> No.9254300

>>9251780
>how do i not kill myself?
Fix'd. Please don't.

Give up on looking "normal" - there is no such thing and it wouldn't be desirable if it was. Get better friends who don't shove you down. Work on amplifying the best parts of yourself. Dress to be the kind of person you're aiming for.

Good luck OP and also? I actually think you look good. I'd tailor the shirt and get a different watch and phone, but that's about all.

>> No.9254308

This fucking thread

>> No.9254312

>>9254254
With a head like that I'm sure he has a couple hundred ideas that could make him a billionaire

>> No.9254325
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9254325

>>9251780
ayy lmao

>> No.9254389

>>9254325
he's their offspring

>> No.9254433
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9254433

>>9254325

AAY FUCKING LMAO

>> No.9254447

Use your mind control powers

>> No.9254467

>>9254135

holy fuck lmao

>> No.9254504

>>9254199
he looks sort of okay here

>> No.9254532

zimbabwe

>> No.9254613
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9254613

>>9252560

>> No.9254659
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9254659

>>9254433
We're onto him.

>> No.9254694

>>9254659

toppest of the keks

>> No.9254744

>>9254613
Does... Does that work?

>> No.9254794

>>9254744
Yes but you have to add in sucking the dildo that youve mounted to your wall, like that guy did

>> No.9254847

>>9254613
So does this work or wut

>> No.9254874

>>9254744
>>9254847
Yet to attempt... the day is coming though

>> No.9254877

>>9254268
Peak

>> No.9254885

The jaw is bone you fucking retarted fuhgewts I swear I will pull a klebold on all you motherfuckers

>> No.9254887
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9254887

>>9251780
you look good without a forehead

>> No.9254900
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9254900

>>9254148
plz

>> No.9254976

>>9251878
My side's

>> No.9255005

>>9251780
OP I don't know you or anything about you but I imagine this is what you sound like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxzYqxhf0aU

>> No.9255040

r.i.p. op

>> No.9255053
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>>9252703

fuck me he could be so handsome the hair wouldn't matter at that point

>> No.9255055

>>9252511
>the filename
Ladies and Gentleman Our sides are in space

>> No.9255118

>>9251986
my point exactly

>> No.9255154

>>9254900
holy shit you look so awkward

>> No.9255194

>>9254744
>>9254847
Well seeing as how there is a pink dildo on the wall, I'd assume it's a joke. Though I'm sure if you actually did jaw workouts every day for a year plus you'd see some difference.

>> No.9255201

>>9254900
I feel like you have all the trappings of a good-looking person but instead you look weird and creepy as shit

>> No.9255217

I'm going to save this picture that way if I'm ever feeling like I have low confidence I can look at it and be happy I don't look like you.

>> No.9255221

>>9255217
fucking rude

>> No.9255229

>>9254900
are you a gay bottom? they all look like this and have that look in their face

>> No.9255377

>>9254900
Hey where do you live? I need to punch you.

>> No.9255419
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9255419

b my gf pls?

>> No.9255459
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9255459

>>9255419
>>9254659
>>9254433
>>9254325
>>9252703

>> No.9255470

>>9255419
reaching critical bazinga

>> No.9255473

dude just shave it tbh. I know a lot weirder looking people who bag some hot girls, If you shave your head, grow a beard, and get fit you will become exponentially more attractive.

>> No.9255527

>>9251780
Become an actor and go for parts in offbeat/weird/supernatural/art films and music videos. You're unusual looking, and that's the best possible way I can think to make it work for you.

>> No.9255536

>>9255527

If Steven Buscemi can, why couldn't you?

>> No.9255551
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9255551

>>9252228

>> No.9255625

>>9251785
Listen to what this guy says. Get a 5 o'clock shadow too.

>> No.9255825

>>9254900

Punchable face if I ever seen one.

>> No.9256041

>>9254300

>work on amplifying the best parts of yourself

I think he got that figured out.

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9256057

>>9251780

>> No.9256072

>>9254794
jesus i did not see that

>> No.9256149
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9256149

>>9254659

Admiral Ayy Lmao

>> No.9256265

>>9251780

The problem is you look like the brain from pinky and the brain.

>> No.9256268

>>>/tv/51879239

>> No.9256330

Use your giant brain to invent a time machine, go back to before you were born and abort yourself.

>> No.9256362

>>9256330
lel

>> No.9256388

>>9251780
>>9251780
>>9251780

Are you slavic?

>> No.9256455
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>>9254900
Just needed to space out the eyes actually

>> No.9256502

>>9254900
stop sucking in your cheeks fag

>> No.9256548

>>9251852
fuark

>> No.9256549

>>9251780
gain some weight. Also grow beard if you can

>> No.9256572
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9256572

>>9251780
That psychopath kevin spacey look is kinda cool actually.

>> No.9256654

>>9256490
this thread is so funny, these guys must be so crestfallen to know these slight (yet impossible) alterations to their face would make them look so much better

>> No.9256713

>>9251792
lol

>> No.9256767
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9256767

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

>> No.9256799

>>9251780
homie
become an actor for science fiction movies
you'll become a millionair

>> No.9256809

>>9251780
ayyy

>> No.9256930

>>9256767
BAZOOPERS

>> No.9257016

>>9251780
You look pretty cool actually.

>> No.9257018

put on a hat stupid

>> No.9257169
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9257169

>>9257018

Like this?

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9257180

>>9257169
wheres the mascara around 1 eye

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9257194

barackpingu

>> No.9257205
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>> No.9257216

ayy

>> No.9257220

lmao

>> No.9257284
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9257284

War...war has changed

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>>9251780

>> No.9257714

>>9251861
do a lot of chin-ups

>> No.9257914
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9257914

>>9257284

>> No.9258185

>>9257284
>>9257169
thats not bad actually and beard will help, a big one

>> No.9258213

>>9255055
nice /mu/ meme!

>> No.9258221

>>9251780
it truly sucks that you're balding, because growing your hair out would be the simplest fix for your problem...

but I agree with most posters here. You're actually pretty handsome dude, that cranium is just doing you no favours. Shave the head. Grow a beard. Wear more hats/toques... lift weights as well...

>> No.9258227

>>9257284
War never changes

>> No.9258230

>>9254613
Just buy shitload of gum. I once bought some cheap bubblegum that got really chewy and hard after a hour, kept chewing it tho. At the end of the day, I noticed rock hard "jaw muscles".

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9258430

>>9251780
I hope you can grow a huge beard to balance your huge head, otherwise, you're fucked, there's nothing you can do

>> No.9258447

BAZOOPLEBAZOOPLE
BAZINGABAZINGA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CARUMBAf

>> No.9258459

>>9258430
Noice

>> No.9258492

>>9254900
faggot

>> No.9258500

>>9258430
rickety cricket?

>> No.9258506

>>9258430
based reverse bald chan

>> No.9258507

>>9258430

KANE?

>> No.9258518

>>9251858
I back this up, you good features there (eyes and eyebrows), exploit them.

>> No.9258847

>>9255470
oh god

stop making me laugh guys

my stomach hurts

>> No.9259272

>>9258500
based

>> No.9259338

>>9258430
woah. Do this OP.

>> No.9259417

>>9254241
kek

>> No.9259427

>>9255470
lol

>> No.9259432

>>9256654
i was thinking the same thing

>> No.9259443

>>9257180
singing in the rain xD

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9259453

holy fuck this is a quality thread

but in all seriousness best of luck to you OP

>> No.9260817

Bazgo

>> No.9261007
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9261007

would you change anything about me, /fa/?

>> No.9261014

>>9259453

Agreed, one of my favorite threads in a long time. Thanks and sorry OP. But it was very entertaining.

>> No.9261016

>>9261007
give you a better hairline and maybe a smaller forehead

a little bit more sunlight, not full on tan but a little

>> No.9261869
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9261869

>>9261007
I'm a certified plastic surgeon. I take money by cash or check.

>> No.9261898
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>>9261869
You might wanna start offering refunds

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>>9254199
SAY MY NAME

>> No.9262499
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>>9254148
me please

>> No.9262517

>>9262499
kek/10

>> No.9262522

>>9262413
kekked

>> No.9262524

>>9262413
GUTENBERG

>> No.9262597

I think we have a late candidate for thread of the year holy shit

>> No.9262646
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9262646

less zimbabwe, more botswana

>> No.9262921

>>9251780
you actually have a great jaw

>> No.9263356
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>> No.9263383

>>9251780
Grow a beard. It will help even out your face. Try to keep hair short. Small collars. Polos and button down collars all the way.

>> No.9263394

>>9254199

Shit, he's needed in the test chmber

>> No.9263440

holy fuck, i love /fa/

visited /fa/ for the first time yesterday and i plan on staying here for a while. you people are hilarious

>> No.9263494
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>>9258430
k&l2-core
i dig it

>> No.9263495

>>9263440
It usually isn't funny though. Just plain cruel and insulting.

>> No.9263504

>>9263440
Go now, before you become a horrible person.

>> No.9263566

>>9254199
Definitely a start

>> No.9263574

>>9263504
Seems like he already is if he laughs at another's misfortune.

>> No.9263595

>>9254199
freeman, I thought you were dead

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>>9251780
If this guy is real he just might be /fa/'s Supermang

>> No.9263741

>>9252359
i'm at a coffee shop and people are looking at me because i can't stop laughing

>> No.9263887

>>9252399
i used to have a mouthguard too but it just fell out while i was sleeping. what the hell?

>> No.9263899

>>9261007
Eyes posing for 2 different cameras or what?

>> No.9264326

>>9263440
Leave now before we convince you to spend $1,000 on a pair of shoes.

>> No.9265110

>>9254900
male iggy azaela?

>> No.9265176

>>9251780
I KNOW IT WAS YOU FREDO
YOU BROKE MY HEART

>> No.9265187

>>9254199
wake up mr freeman
wake up and
smell the ashes

>> No.9265189

>>9254900
you would make a good trap

>> No.9265195

>>9262499
jesus h christ

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>>9255419
oh god make it stop

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/fa/ you are too cruel god damn

>> No.9265229

>>9251780
bespingo

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ayy lmao

>> No.9265601

>>9255419
>>9255470
TOP FUCKING KEK

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>>9251780
ozmodiar is that you

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T'was alot of work but I think you'll love the end product.

1. Just you

2. Reconstructive Phase:
>Narrowing of nose
>Redefining jaw line
>Removing excessive bone/fluid from skull
>Exfoliating skin, removing scuffs, discoloration, wrinkles etc

3. You grow a beard to balance out the the top half of your head and you get yourself some round frames to complement your angular face and to detract attention away from your eyebrows/eyes. Not very innovative but its safe.

4. You've become effay: get rid of the beard which is so 2009, work that amazing jawline, get yourself an awesome coat, and put on a beanie that shows the world just how much you dont give a fuck

5. Taking #4 one step further by adding a scarf and only taking b&w filtered instagram pics

>> No.9267029

>>9251861
I think my jaw has gone a bit bigger after I chewed gum for 8 or so hours after taking XTC.

>> No.9267427
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9267427

You have great power to embrace....save the earth and become....

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>>9267427

>> No.9267502

>>9258430
OP, if you haven't disintegrated from shame yet, do this.

>> No.9267569

>>9266990
I like it, shitposter!

>> No.9267581

You look like you could be a supervillain in Batman

>> No.9267623

seriously, invest in toupees and wigs. you gotta hide that magnificent chrome dome somehow.

>> No.9267631

>>9266990
goddamn i kekkeled hard

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>>9258430

>> No.9267767

>>9254135

He looks like an evil Muslim scientist.

>> No.9267799

>>9266929

holiest of keks

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Just shave and grow a beard dude.

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>>9256654

>> No.9268398

>>9261007
you look like a character in the oblivion character creator

>> No.9268405

>>9262499
handsome squidward

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>>9251780
there you go OP, go to the nearest plastic surgeon and show him this pic, you're a model now

>> No.9268433

>>9268429
damn impressive

>> No.9268441

>>9268429
c. ronaldo comming through

>> No.9268448

>>9268429

Casual skull shaving

>> No.9268450
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ayy

>> No.9268470

>>9268429
damn this guy is gonna kill himself

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>this thread is still going

Late contender for TOTY.

>> No.9268487

>>9268450
lmao

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>>9268490

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>>9268499

>> No.9268574

>>9268429
now op's looks like the photoshopped pic

>> No.9268581

Its thread like these that make me kek.

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>>9251787
This OP, holy shit

>> No.9268597

>>9251787
ceci

>> No.9268607

>>9268510
now op's looks like the photoshopped pic

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9268625

>oh my god it malcolm in middle

>> No.9268643

>>9254900
Why do you have that Jaden Smith expression?

>> No.9268651

>>9254900
Justin Bieber

>> No.9268655 [DELETED] 

>>9268450
>Exfoliating
>>9268476
>>9268490
>>9268499
>>9268510
these are shit

>> No.9268668

>>9268450
>>9268476
>>9268490
>>9268499
>>9268510
these are shit. like you just discovered the liquefy tool.

>> No.9268672

>>9268589
Who's this cum enchantress?

>> No.9268705

>>9251780
I feel so bad at laughing THIS hard. Sorry OP, at least it was a quality thread in a long time

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>>9268450
>>9268476
>>9268490
>>9268499
>>9268510
>>9268589

>> No.9268750

>>9251780
Just get fit, OP. Your body then be more proportional to your head. You look good but that head is just so obvious

>> No.9268814

>>9268625
kill yourself

>> No.9268826
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>mfw this thread

>> No.9268884

>>9268589
tfw spic
tfw dark eyebrows and blonde haired girls are your weakness

>> No.9268914

sheldoncore the only answer here.

>> No.9268923

w2c castration
srs question, I don't need kids, I need hair.

>> No.9268939

>>9268814
after i rape your mother faggot.

>> No.9269083

>>9268490
Girl comes up to me and says
Whatcha drivin
I said
Bazinga

>> No.9269092

R.i.p. OP he almost made it through the year

>> No.9269096

>>9251852
jesus motherfucking shit

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>> No.9269455

>>9268510
>>9268499
fucking kekd

>> No.9269852

this can't be real. who owns an entry level samsung phone like that in 2014?

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>this entire thread

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mfw this thread has been going for almost 5 days

>> No.9270741

>>9268429
Holy fuck
Went from a 5/10 to a solid 9/10
Photoshop does wonders.

>> No.9271059

>>9261007
i'd change your eye color

because of your brown colored irises you have three brown eyes

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>>9254135
Wear a turban and it's perfect.
>Where can I park my elephant Sahib ?

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>>9254900
I'm sorry

>> No.9271252

>>9271249
hubba hubba

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>>9254135

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I never asked for this cranium

>> No.9271642

>>9251780
dude go buzzcut ASAP
your face isn't even that bad

>> No.9271647

>>9251780
I can't even imagine the pain your mom felt while giving birth to you.
>I can see the head!
>4. hours later
>push baby push, I can still only see the head

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>>9271647
Top fucking kek

>> No.9271699

yall still roasting this nigga? its been 4 days now

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>>9251780
>Honest answer
(didn't read thread for obvious reasons)
What other people tell you, can manipulate how you view yourself. The important thing, is to remember that you are actually perfect and that anything less than "perfect" is a state that you are being pulled into by yourself and others. As a child, there was an age where you didn't know if you were attractive to the masses or not, it didn't matter-it still doesn't.

Represent yourself in the best way you can and remember that the judgment of others is nothing but them thinking about you at its core (and on a deeper level, them comparing how they would be you better than you are being you without any actual empathy toward you as a person). Opinions don't matter, crits don't matter, this entire board is built on the wrong views which is why everyone here hates themselves and tries to emulate things that have been proven cool by other anon peers.

You are not this shell, you are the will that controls this body and if you choose to hate it, I've got bad news for you ...

>you look normal by dressing how you want, not how others want you to.
Hope this helps.

>> No.9271753

>>9271699
We must've destroyed what little self-esteem he had left by now kek

>> No.9271902

fiveheads need to COVER their shit hairline/enormous head with more hair, not emphasize it by shaving it fucking all off

>> No.9272059

>>9271719
lol whatever m8 this cunt is still quasimodo ugly

>> No.9272782

>>9271133
Omfg this

>> No.9273686

>>9271133
>>9272782
fucking samefags are ruining a good thread as usual

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you need confidence.

>> No.9274494

At least your eyes are on the same level and your jaw is symmetrical