/fa/ - Fashion

Any Australian worth their salt that posts here and says they don't own basics from JayJays is fucking lying. The perfect, cheap beachwear.

>>9112349
Industrie or Staple Superior (on The Iconic)
both have slim cut chino shorts that are good quality
>>9112394
Don't listen to this fucker. Never ever buy anything from Jay jays. Ever.

CottonOn for basics

anybody at filter store this weekend

General pants has some good fitting basic tees

>>9112846
I was going to, but I don't have anything to wear.

>>9112886
i was at the opening party, there were a few people in vans, janoskis and roshes in contrast to the guys in cps and ramones

just shorts and the jizz of another man because if I'm an aussie i must be a faggot who can't figure out what to wear even though its always hot as fuck here.

schoolies in full swing lads. 50% of the schoolies are fat af sadly
havent seen stance yet. keeping an eye out. cunts gonna get king hit if he shoes his ugly giraffe neck in surfers

>>9112950
im about to leave for the shisha bar in around 30 minutes?
see you there bro?

>>9112970
im at the avenue right now having a steak and mash and a couple bevvies m8
me and the lads heading to melbas after

top bantz lads

Where to cop d0pe tank tops this summer?

>>9112976
What's your favourite bevvy?

>>9112976

sounds gay as fuck

gonna cop some grey cotton sweatshorts once i can find the fucking thing i was tagged in on facebook months ago

>>9113144
nah m8. heaps of freshly ripened pussy on display. no faggots allowed though and there is a strict dress code, so out of luck for you aye

>>9112970
cant even imagine u in surfers mate.
would you get rolled constantly? everyone there is a total bro bro and you're like a nerdier version of that harry potter ginger
how do you cope?

>>9113198
It's a bunch of kids throwing up their alcopops on a beach, not Lord of the Flies.

how exactly did you guys get your schoolies bands this year?

>>9112587
Don't lie.

>>9112394
Dude. Every Australian worth their salt knows you don't but from JayJays after you're older than fifteen.

The only reason you would want to shop there is for le funneh maymay shirts, and if you do, you should get off /fa/ and kill yourself.

Anywhere to shop in BrisBane

>>9113208
buy it off a graduated maccas kid

Bump I'm Aussie and it's hot

pretty fucken hot mate

I can confirm it's hot in Sydney

It's not that hot. It's not even summer yet ffs.

>>9113373
Apartment. but the owners are pretty cuntish chinks

Does New Zealand count as Australia? I can't see why it wouldn't.

It's hot. Hot. Oh, it's fucking hot. Too hot? Not for me, I love it.

>>9112846
I might go today. How to designer fashion in Summer though?

Is there a guide for Aussie guys in summer?

Right now I am just wearing stuff like chino shorts or gym shorts plus a black tshirt or sleeveless black tshirt and wayfarers.

No hat because its not really cool but Im looking for a decent wide brim straw one

>>9112601
disgusting
>>9116053
you can't, stick to tan shorts, white T and thongs/sockless frees
>>9112852
exorbitant prices
>>9115959
>>9115951
>>9115923
>>9115886
melbourne is cold. today is ok, but it's been raining all week


UNIQLO

>>9113358
Basically this.

Sneakers/shoes to wear with shorts? Have black as colour beach shorts.

>>9112349
>white
>shorts

pls post acceptable womens summer fashion

i am wearing a lot of grey

What do ausis think of bullying? Is it /fa/?

>>9114802
>>9114855
>>9116116

>>9116056
Long singlet slight drop crotch shorts and some white high tops

>>9116163
Love bullying dweebs like stance. It's mad fun moit

>>9116217
Bullying is wrong.

>>9113358
confirmed autistic

Aussies, why won't you look like this when you go to the beach this summer?

>>9116230
Is that roids?

How the fuck can so many guys have bodies almost similar to that without roids? Are all aussie men roiding?

>>9116230
I value having balls and hair. More steroid users are gay than straight btw

>>9116240
Gym culture is fucking massive here

>>9116240
Most are and its fucking dear.. Fits with the general insecurity of the average gym rat.. Or Aussie in general tbh

>>9116250
why? I heard from 4chan that aussies are one of the countries that roid the most. What a bunch of fucking plebs

>>9116240
Low body fat you get that way by cutting, he's actually pretty small so yeah he's probably natty.

His shoulders don't look like it though but this is achievable.

where to cop body

>>9116260
the beach

you will get ripped if you go every day, that's why there are so many dudes with 6packs there

>>9116260
those traps look weird as fuck lol

>>9116282
nice way to get skin cancer too

>>9116308
Yeah being at the beach wont get you fit like pic related not unless you're black.

>>9116297
>>9116297
Probably the roids

>>9115965
This. Also pretty much all their good shit is sold out rn

>>9116312
wogs and japs tan up pretty nice too. i just get heaps of moles and sunburn. sucks arse

>>9116045
No it doesn't. Fuck off cunt

>>9116317
Yeah traps are easy to develop for most males I was thinking the same thing too.

If you just shoot up steroids and do nothing you could get massive traps like that as well.

>>9116324
Whats the appeal of tanning? I never understood it.

>>9116356
asians want white skin because they get naturally dark easily. white people want dark skin because they are naturally light
from a socio-cultural perspective some argue that in today's business world where most are confined to office cubicles, the wealthy can afford to be outside and pursue leisure activities, achieving a natural tan; and thus are attractive because of their status and wealth

>>9116367
Fascinating hadn't thought of that last part before.

>>9116367
Some say back centuries ago farmers and laborers would be tan so being pale was a sign of wealth. I think that's why you see people putting that white blush on their faces during the French colonial times or whatever the fuck you call it. All those rich people wanted to look pale

Now our media projects that being in the sun and tanning is fashionable, so people that can't do that spend money to get fake tans or go to tanning salons. How the fuck world changes

I wonder if at any point in time skinnyfat average height guys or shorter guys will be in fashion

>>9116388
Probably dude remember at one point tiny penises were popular, the bigger you were the more barbaric you seemed.

>>9116312
shut the fuck up

why do you even trip? i've literally never seen you on here before

>>9116396
Was this in ancient rome and greek times?

I read that back in those days smaller penises were associated with a noble and honest male. While big penises were associated with demons. Then women sexual liberation and porn happened and everyone including men became obsessed with bigger cocks. It's like they invented that trend in order to sell more porn and sex toys. Fucking degenerate capitalistic shits

>>9116419
>Was this in ancient rome and greek times?
Yup.

>It's like they invented that trend in order to sell more porn and sex toys.
Right again you know your shit dude theres a good article out there talking about this exact same thing, this and the whole anti pubes movement. Speaking of consumerism I'm pretty sure disney pushed the whole "taller males are better" image.

>>9116462
>anti pubes movement
What?

I don't know about disney and the tall is better thing but I do know that disney raised girls to think they were princesses that deserved a man that was a prince and they raised boys to think that females are fair and special when in reality females are just people and capable of being mean and evil as men

>>9116462
taller males are better
who needs disney to figure this out

>>9116481
Anti pubes in porn back in the day men were hairy as hell and manscaping was seen as taboo same with women but a little less.

A lot of people followed the trend of shaving the pubes irl I meet a lot of women who shave it all off just to play it safe.

>>9112349
tonys old speedos

there are some really feral schoolies out. this has to be the grottiest group of schoolies chicks ive ever seen

>>9116508
>>9116462
you're a fucking idiot for thinking there was a "movement" against pubes and for thinking that disney is responsble for the hate against manlents

jesus christ sometimes i think /fa/ is the stupidest board on all of 4chan

>>9116547
He's right though it's been proven before that the media has been able to change the mindsets of the masses, porn is a very popular medium.

>>9116547
Tons of studies out there on this, women naturally go for men who are the smartest not the tallest.

Who ever is the better provider is usually the one a woman will go for.

>>9116222
I'm autistic? m8, I'm not the one wearing shittily made shirts plastered with memes

>>9116514
i didn't ask for your favourite drink

>tfw living in Armidale
>effay weather
>nowhere to buy siq fits though

>>9117189
>effay weather
>no rain

You at high school or uni?

>>9117200
Well, the weather is effay once Autumn/Winter rolls around usually.

Uni m80.

where's anyone going for holiday

>>9117210
is une any good i got accepted into early entry for next year
cya there m8

>>9117253
It's great, the people overall are a top bunch and just about all the lecturers I've had have been brilliant.
Robb college and St Albert's are full of dickheads though and Austin is full of STDs.

>>9117279
did you go to a school in tamworth and what do you study?
i might just join austin, im only doing uni for alcohol and sex, and girls with STDs must be easy

>>9117286
Nope, I'm from the Central Coast, came up to Armidale because fuck the Central Coast and fuck Newcastle.

Well Austin is known as the "party" college. With that being said that's probably because they're the only one with a bar, although all colleges get a bit nuts every now and again.
I can't stress this enough though, Robb and Albies are shit, avoid at all costs.

>>9117295
okay thanks heaps
curious, what's the average age and are the girls hot? and many people big in terms of being /fit/?

>>9112349

Topman

>>9117297
Average age is probs ~18-25, there is the odd underageb& in first years and sometimes there's the odd 30+ but they're rare.
The girls are a definite improvement to what I'm used to seeing around Newcastle although very few of them are remotely close to /fa/, prepare yourself for a sea of blue denim, uggs and down vests.
There's a lot of variation in terms of /fit/ness although there aren't too many excessively overweight people.

If you like laughing at people there's a comic book store in town right under a Chinese restaurant and it's full of neckbeards and fedoras straight out of 4chan reaction images. Don't actually enter the store though, it smells like sweat and desperation.

>>9117314
i don't like laughing at people
i like fucking them

IS ANYONE GOING TO BE IN RYE FOR SCHOOLIES?

>>9117497
>schoolies