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Hi everyone I am a 20 year old man, with a face similar to Formula 1 driver David Coulthard, BUT with a hook nose/pencil neck as well as a skull that is cone shaped. My jaws are disproportionately large

I feel people laugh and mock me because of my face. It is very weird in shape. It is making me feel self conscious, ugly and worthless.

It is nearly completely square and looks too large for my body. It has been described as odd. I have been called TV face and other bad things.

****

What can i realistically do as i feel depressed almost to the point of suicide :-(

1) What hairstyle would suit me or make it less visible?

2) Will bulking by lifting at gym help with balancing the size ?

3) I seriously am considering facial contouring smoothing surgery like they have in china, but its expensive. But it will reshape jaws maybe even add false chin implant?

So then is it worth killing myself for this reason

or has the sadness and ridicule really got to me in a very serious way that i am considering killing myself???

PLEASE URGENT LIFE ADVICE NEEDED WITH THIS WITHOUT BEING CRUEL

Thanks

>> No.8905287

Faggot lel wut a beta pussy consider playing sadoku

>> No.8905290

Post pic first, then we can offer better advice.

>> No.8905319

>>8905275
Guy in pic is ugly as fuck by the way. His jawline would normally be good but it doesnt match his faggot ass face. His hair is shitty and his eye color looks like green shit

>> No.8905363

Sorry not going to post pic as want to be anonymous as possible

>> No.8905370

Any Genuine advice regarding solutions?

>> No.8905388

ANYONE ELSE???????????????????????????????????

>> No.8905406

>>8905370
Want kidding about the pictures, you can edit then in paint by blacking out your eyes and whatever else you feel you need to to remain anonymous.

>> No.8905411

maybe, MAYBE if you get bulked as fuck it could balance out

maybe not, otherwise you're fucked unless you wanna pay a fuckload and get surgery

good luck

>> No.8905417

calm down man, we all imperfections and worst problems than yours, you little shit. fuck you if you think having a weir head is bad, you dont even know you fucking retard piece of shit, kill yourself miserable shit

>> No.8905419
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8905419

HERES ANOTHER SQUARE HEAD PERSON

>> No.8905441
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8905441

Anon you just have to learn to own it and not care. Make money, take car of your body, do fun things. Pic related she obviously gets teased and doesn't give a fuck still takin selfies.

>> No.8905453

>>8905275
you care too much

anyway bulking up will help. if you really are depressed go see a therapist.

everyone looks like shit in 20 years anyway so get over it

>> No.8905457

THANKS.....

BUT I DO CARE

STILL CANT TAKE MOCKING

>> No.8905459

>>8905419
lol he looks like a Lego guu

>> No.8905464

LEGO?

HAHA

>> No.8905466

>>8905411
This. Go through the bulk route, because being skinny with that face type is never going to work.

>> No.8905470

kill yourself

>> No.8905482
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8905482

>>8905464

pls stop yelling at us we didn't do anything

>> No.8905487

>>8905482
kek

>> No.8905550

ok

>> No.8905560

God have mercy on my soul I can't stop laughing

>> No.8905567

4chan is shit

>> No.8905583

people with weird faces and weird face shapes can become models as long as they are skinny enough and take care of their body (don't look like a pasty nerd virgin idiot).

also OP, try different hair styles. a lot of how your face looks is how you frame it

>> No.8905587

ok cheers

>> No.8905737

anyone else?????????

>> No.8905890

I will not give pics as i know people will laugh

>> No.8905899
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8905899

>>8905275
>>8905419
>>8905441

>> No.8905908

Go to therapy and get happy pills while dealing with your issues of low self esteem.

>> No.8905921

I can't take this. Goodbye, fa.

>> No.8905929
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8905929

>>8905466
agree, maybe grow your hair really long to the point where people only notice your "wow so unique and exotic!!!" jaw line

>> No.8905932

i dunno dude i kinda feel you
girls tell me i look like that alex turner arctic monkeys guy and the doctor who david teennat guy. but i have an offcenter mouth and one of my eyebrows are slightly higher than the other. makes me feel like shit. How can I fix this?

>> No.8905939

What pills will work?

>> No.8905943
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8905943

>>8905921
wow im a minute too late to redeem this place gj cuntbags

>> No.8905954

>>8905939
reincarnation

>> No.8905955

you look ok to me

>> No.8905983
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8905983

>>8905939
before you try any pharmaceutical garbage, i would pick up a vial of k and do it with a friend, its a dissociative drug that has strange uplifting effects and afterglow that is heavily documented, they even tested on mice to prove its positive properties. do your research..
if that doesnt sound fun i'd try lsd or shrooms, maybe just some pot if youre really new to drugs.
not advocating drug use, but if its on the table...drugs are fantastic

>> No.8905998

Ketamine is illegal from where im from

I dont want to worsen my nonexistent sad life

Thanks for advice

>> No.8906000

>>8905955
your half hearted validation is very appreciated

>> No.8906007

You also say do it with a friend

I hardly have anyone to do this with

I did not have this face shape as a kid and had many friends...

then my face developed about 13.... my life slowly became worse where all the hurt has made my personality shit

>> No.8906008

>>8905998
i think the working out advice was on the right track. maybe you just need a goal or some pursuit to distract you from your insecurities?
you should remember that anyone making fun of your natural physiology is probably a gigantic pleb

>> No.8906021

>>8906007
>>8906007
maybe its been worked up in your head to be a much bigger issue because highschool? i know in my school there were outcasted kids who generally became very hard to talk to through the years...shits not cash
man finding someone to do drugs with shouldn't be that hard, could be fun even

>> No.8906025

>>8906007
or you know, do the drugs yourself

>> No.8906029

>>8906007
You can always wait for a life action Lego movie to become famous

>> No.8906032

How can i go to the gym when i can people laughing

No one wants to be friend with weirdo.... with the square face

>> No.8906118
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8906118

WHAT FUCKING DIFFERENCE DOES UPLOADING A PIC MAKE??????


JUST IMAGINE DAVID COULTHARD BUT AGE 20

OR ANY OTHER SQUARE FACED PERSON

>> No.8906123

>>8906032
kinds will love you

>> No.8906127

>>8906118

maybe cause you're lying legoman

prove ur face fagit. pics or gtfo

>> No.8906149

>>8906118
everyones curious... if you want help from us then satisfy our curious first

>> No.8906154

do it

>www.pimptheface.com/create/

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8906166

>>8905275
got a picture of OP right here

>> No.8906190

spongebob is fairly accurate

>> No.8906207
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8906207

well fuck it, I did it

any help or I am fucked?

>> No.8906224

anyone?

>> No.8906227

Hey man...

wtf??

you spent time doing a fake pic of me?

LOL

the pic is kind of ok...

the face is wide and completely square with a chin beard no glasses hook nose long medium messy hair

close pic well done

>> No.8906252

>>8906224
If you ain't gonna throw us a bone, we can't help.

You're as bad as /diy/ posters with muh super secret project not telling.

>> No.8906301

>>8906207
>dat stache
>asian

oh man
just grow your hair out long and get the fabio look going

>> No.8906315

>>8905275
Formula 1 drivers must have been bathed in testosterone. They all have axe jaws.