/fa/ - Fashion

>>8822965

why are you projecting

why are you buying shitty boots

>>8822965
jealous

>tfw not skellington

>skinny people can't pull off skinny jeans

what

>>8823104
It's true, or at least I can't. I have to size up a few inches in the waist otherwise my legs look like literal toothpicks.

>>8822965
>big coat
>skinny jeans
>big boots
>all black
you fags look like cartoon characters lol

Oh god he is right

I have a pair of Katahdins how am I supposed to make these fuckers work they are awesome to wear in Colorado Winters but I look so fucking silly I don't know what pants I should pair them with

>not wanting a lupin iii silhouette

>>8823242
get outta here!

>>8823239

Wear them with normal fit pants instead of shit so tight it crushes your dick when you walk and probably fucking explodes when you sit down

yeah bruh wer baggy jeans it's the straightest thing you can wer xDDD

>>8823259

>the only options are (a) circulation-killingly tight or (b) ghetto trash saggy

Do you actually buy clothes or do you just shitpost about things you can't afford to buy?

>>8823284
at least post a fit,

Also I don't tell people what to wear

>>8823295

What I wore to work yesterday, with burgundy pants and brown wingtips

Prep for life nigga

>>8823325
>argyle sweater
100% fuccboi who didnt read the god damn sticky.

>>8823211
>I have to size up a few inches in the waist otherwise my legs look like literal toothpicks
So why do you have to size up?

>>8823372

What's wrong with argyle m8

>>8823325
do you even know color theory?

>>8823386
Probably the fact that they are only manufactured to help spot people who have zero taste or self awareness.

>>8823395

Quote the passage in the sticky that specifically bans argyle

>as if I'd give a shit anyway
>implying the sticky is the word of Allah and can never be interpreted more than one way

>>8823325
lmao

>>8823409
the only way you could have made argyle worse is by wearing a patterned shirt under it. Which you did.

>>8823424

>I can't do prep because I would be offending my master Sir Richard of Owenshire so I'll just make shit up and hope it sticks
>ha I sure showed him!

>>8823437
From the sticky
>"Feel free to purchase sweaters with different patterns and styles like stripes, color blocked sweaters, speckled Donegal sweaters, cable knit sweaters, fisherman sweaters, etc.
But, for the love of god, do not buy an argyle sweater."

sorry about that. I know it feels bad when you realize the clothes mommy picked out for you aren't going to cut it anymore )<':

>>8823325
>all those patterns
why

>>8823451

What fuckin ever man, plenty of people round here wear argyle.

What would you suggest, cosplaying or wearing overpriced running shit like the rest of this board?

>>8823461
>plenty of people around here wear argyle

u can do prep without argyle

>>8823470

And you can do it with it too

>>8823461

I've never seen anybody on this board wear argyle. It's unflattering, outdated, and worn pretty much exclusively by euphoric neckbeards trying to recapture the 50s. There exist other options than wearing argyle and being a cosplayer. Your fit looks like garbage and I'm saving it to my fashion cringe folder for future reference. If you get the opportunity, I suggest you kill yourself.

>>8823476
and itll look like shit

i mean thats your pergorative but dont fool yourself. argyle is fucking terrible

prep is awful

>>8823325

Mother of god

>>8823481

>I've never seen anyone on this board wear argyle

I know this may come as a bit of a shock but there are other people in the world besides the Anons on this board, and the sticky on a sub-board on a site for discussion of chink cartoons is not the be-all-end-all authority on fashion.

>>8823461
>What would you suggest, cosplaying
But we're saying not to wear an argyle sweater.

>>8823481
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>>8823495

TLDR sorry fags
The only pussy here is you
Unlike me you haven't posted a single fit and are a mentally ill human wasteland Since you are not intelligent enough to engage in a battle of fits and are delusional, I'm going to do you a favor
How would you like to pretend you're not a little pussy bitch?
Since you're so mentally ill you have this compulsion to delusionally pretend that you kicked anyones ass in an online fashion fight.

I'll gladly allow you to attempt to hit me without legal consequences
Unless of course you're nothing but a little baby dick pussy faggot hiding in his moms basement Who has never entered the real world in his pathetic life and never will
Oh what's that? That's exactly what you are? And your life is inconceivably pathetic?
Sorry you're so butthurt about getting your ass kicked like the pathetic pussy you are Maybe you should cry some more pussy
Please ask Santa for a pair of balls you little fairy Sorry me not being a delusional pussy like you is so upsetting to your pathetic bitchmade ass kid
Please continue to waste your pathetic joke of a life failing at trying to troll me Your pathetic lives are the funniest thing I have seen on fa, please keep dancing bitch

>>8823499

oh my god

new fucking pasta

>>8823499

Nice copypasta faget

This isn't OP btw

>>8823499

tldr

>>8823461
you got called out for having a terrible fucking fit dude. that whole tie/shirt/jumper combo is fucking dismal even if you ignore the fact of the sweater itself. just suck it up and accept you dont have style/taste and try reading fits a bit better so you know what works

>>8823502
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>>8823504
You fucking petulant little ants. You think reading a single stickied post on a Laotian poster-printing fan club is somehow more reliable and relevant than standard conventions of fashion. Do you not understand personal bias, or sensationalized editing? You are witless, ignorant, arrogant children, you do not matter, your opinions do not matter, and your intelligence is non-existent. Your condescending pedantic terminology like "faget" just proves you to be worth less than the feces on my boot. You would be more valuable to society as an aborted fetus. Don't bother replying; your worthless words would be wasted.

>>8823512

OP here

Thanks dude I was getting mad but now I ain't mad

>>8823512
prep is shit. people automatically assume youre an asshole if they see you in prep looking gear

>>8823524

Alright alright, settle down everybody. This isn't me. Whoever it is though keep it rolling cause it's comedy gold.

The fit I posted, in all fairness, is sort of par for the course at my office. Patterns, ties, sweaters, vests etc. It's not /fa/'s thing and I get that but dismissing it entirely seems like going overboard.

>>8823325
ayy lmao

>>8823499

I naturally assumed this was pasta, until that last line specifically calling out /fa/

>>8823512

tldr

>>8823325
a rule like no argyle sweaters ever is stupid, but christ, this is a bad fit

>>8823545

the thumbnail makes it look like he's dressed as Miles O'Brien

>>8823534
>>8823519
what the fuck dude? Impersonating me? I knew this board was shit but this is a new low.
>>8823524
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>>8823546
>>8823545
Too bad you're butthurt mentally ill fags with baby dicks.
Maybe if you cry some more and suck some more dick your delusional beliefs will come true.
Actually you'll still be you, fucking pathetic mentally ill losers.
Good luck with that pussies, sorry that you failed at life, clowns.
Now get to your fucking Walmart greeter job before we cut your foodstamps. Hey, at least you'll be able to impress all of the retirees there with your $200 meme shoes

>>8823559

>that shift in tone and style

not actually the same person, interest lost

>>8823499
>>8823559
these two are super similar tho?
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>>8823254
What defines normal fit? Slim straights like 511s?

>>8823325

You are painfully American.

>>8823325
honestly the argyle is the least of your problems

Burgundy + orange + brown???