/fa/ - Fashion

I'm in dire needs of a new haircut.

Lmao pear mode

>>8745710
I kind of like it. If you don't, you'd suit a hitler youth style cut. Might be getting too played out now but you definitely would suit it.

>>8745710
Diamond

/fa/ggots help me

>>8745710

Triangular

>>8745747

Oblong

I JUST SHAVED MY BUTT HOLE AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING. THERE WAS TOO MUCH HAIR IN MY BUTT AND IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE. I WAS SICK OF ADJUSTING IT EVER FEW MINUTES. SHAVING IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE END WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS BLEEDING IN THAT STRETCH OF SKIN WHERE MY ASS MET MY DICK. WHEN I SEEN BLOOD ON THE RAZOR I FREAKED. THEN I PUT A WASHCLOTH UP THERE THAT IS NOW SOAKED WITH BLOOD AND SHIT. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SHAVE YOUR ASS.
Oh btw need a face shape

>>8745765
Autism.

>>8745765

left - triangle

right - square

>>8745705

>>8745777
Heart

Here's a better photo

>>8745794
PLS BE IN BANGLADESH

>>8745794
london
o
n
d
o
n

>>8745705

ignore my hideous face lol

>>8745794
oval obviously, are you blind?

>people falling for this troll thread and ACTUALLY giving this troll what he want : your pictures

>>8745805
are you sure?
have a square jaw/looks round sometimes

>>8745804

I'd say oval, m8.

>>8745794
pls be in jakarta

>>8745812
it's oval in your case, trust me

>>8745819
ok thanks!

>>8745794

Are you unhappy?

>/soc/ : The Threadening

What's next, you insecure fucking faggots gonna ask for ratings while you're at ?

>>8745826

Insecurity is what fashion is all about.

Trends wouldn't exist without the ability to identify with and rationalize the superficial.

>>8745826
Might as well.
>>8745804
6/10
>>8745794
8/10
>>8745793
5/10
>>8745777
6.5/10
>>8745747
7/10
>>8745710
7.2/10

>>8745814

Rly? I always thought trianglular cuz my jaw is waaay too narrow

Also guys can I pull off the androgynous look?

>>8745836

I thought maybe that was due to you smiling. If your face is the same shape relaxed, it probably is closer to being triangular.

what am i?

>>8745842
a faggot

#SHOTSFIRED #ETHERED #REKT #WILLANONEVERRECOVERFROMTHISDESTRUCTIONOFHISREPUTATIONONTHEFASHIONSECTIONOFACHINESELITTLEGIRLCARTOONWEBSITE

>>8745841

ignore the awkward buzzcut stage in my life

was inspired by shepard from mass effect

also can i pull of the androgynous look?

>>8745853

jesus christ, attack of the wannabee models

>>8745853

still doesn't seem dramatic enough of a taper to call it triangle.

Dunno m8. I think the buzzcut looks good, though.

>>8745834
aww i wish i was an 8

>>8745825
kinda
idk trying to think more positive tho

>>8745834
>gives an 8 to the only chick in the thread
very classy sir

>>8745794
i've had south asians and psychotic girls before but never both.
jump on my dick sickly.

>>8745889
>that fucking hairline

>>8746151
yeah, I know. On the upside it isn't receding or anything, it's always been this shit

what type of hairstyles would suit a heart shaped face? I have my hair long currently, draped over my forehead.

do these glasses work? also r8

I hate you all

pls

>>8746314

>>8745945
She only does handjobs on the first date

I have long hair, I'm not sure what type of hairstyle would fit me.

>>8746335

>>8746343
lol, thanks for the laughter.

>>8746329
somebody post some more sickly so i can shoot a load to the thought of her giving me a handy in the waitrose carpark

>>8745852
tfw ruined by anon

>Probably gonna flip

>>8745705
This one's a doozy.

I've shaved my head now :(

>>8746335

Clean your face and get better skin, shave and get a haircut maybe 3-5'' inches on the top and ~2 inches at the side, blow hair back/slightly to the side and get volume by wax

>>8746566
Sort of like this?
>old pic with worse skin, it's improving

Oval?

>>8746317
Anwar?

>>8746870
dreadlocks

what shape

Halp

>>8746151
what's wrong with his hairline? looks good

>>8746920
Oblong, take a photo at eye height and not from below
>>8747000
can't see much from that angle now can I
>>8747008
one where you don't smile perhaps?

>>8747023
Is this better?

>>8747008
>>8747166
Dit hoved er formet som et HJuul

>>8747191
Luder lol

>>8747251
Du skal opfore dig pænt, skal du.

Heart, diamond, oval, sudoku?

oh fuck is this really what you guys look like?

Never coming back here again

>>8747295
sudoku

>>8747295
Gas chamber

>>8747295
Gas chamber

>>8747295
Ayyyy

???

y'all some ugly motherfuckers

getting haircut soon. Not sure how I want it cut; need some change in my life, I'll make my decision based on what ya'll think the shape of my noggin is

halp
please

Oval?

>>8747473
>DAT FUCKING HAIR

>>8747473
Please tell me how you do your hair. Please.

>>8746192
dude you should get a buzzcut

>>8747473
Share the fucking secret

>>8745889
scary vertical symmetry

>>8747391
wait are you the guy i shouted bazinga at in another thread 2 weeks ago then felt bad about it?

sorry ;_;

round?

Should i try and grow my hair out or just get a fuccboi cut?

>>8746870

Lmfao haha

I can't believe me and him look a like

>>8747473
>inb4 nopoo

>>8747473
>tfw you will never have a godlike hair like him

>>8747583

How did you know? But really shampoo once a week and conditioner every other week. Don't use any products because I hate the way they make my hair feel. Basically just run my hands through it when I wake up and I'm ready to go.

>>8747519
it's OK.

>>8746576
What kinda hairstyle is that. Looks badass. Reminds me of Matt Damon in good will hunting

>inb4 acne

>>8747614
do u use any styling gel or spray or something like that, because I just want to try no poo out and yeah..

alright

>>8748000
40 year old mulato gay perv

what are you evne dfoing here

>>8747496
Would a buzzcut really suite my face shape? I'm leaning more towards a HY because an anon last time told me I had a wide face

ayyyy

>>8748075
you look like a kid made you out of play doh

halp, probs ganna get hitler youth gentleman cut.

>>8748118
why the long face

>>8748125
so bad 2 sad

>>8748104

what

>>8745794
qt shaped

>>8748130
like a little kid got bored one day and his mom gave him play doh and then he made you and like a wizard or something zapped the play doh into a human

>>8748136
so u say i look like play doh

>>8748141
no you're shaped like play doh

>>8745705

What shape? Excuse that impressive fivehead and baby face.

rec some shades while we're at it?

>>8748023
Absolutely it would

>>8748162
are you a boy or a girl?

>>8748162
london

>>8748172
A girl. I have one of those faces. aha

>>8748200
london

>>8748200
i was leaning 55% boy 45% girl. u look like a male metalhead

>>8748213
pls b in london

I can't ever figure it out because of my chin

>>8747831
>forehead acne
Iktfb

>>8748233
im a straight guy and you're cute

>>8748233
id say round overall, although the hair breaks the shape up a little bit.

>>8748233

confirmed

>>8748211
I know. Trust me I know. Life's a struggle for me. Wearing a skirt sometimes makes me look like a cross dresser. Thankgoodness I have a tiny stature or no one would believe I'm a girl.

It's best to just accept when you're a headchopper.

>>8748254
pls be in el salvador

>>8748075
Doesn't matter, hair suits you. Eternally jealous

>>8748162
I never understood why guys went full London mode on chicks but now I understand.

pls b in texas

>>8748259
lawl, I accept.

>>8748276
I actually live there. Guess it's true what they say.

>>8748254
Hnng, tiny, stacked, and them eyebrows + that hair. Would London/10.

But nah, the first picture was mostly because it was a closeup and that hair style is kinda associated with metal heads. Seeing as you're tiny and your boobs look pretty huge you probably look totally feminine 99% of the time. Especially if you wear makeup.

>>8748283
What do they say?

>>8748254
You look like stand-up comic Mike Birbiglia

>>8748294
I'm confused now. I thought London was a negative thing.

I don't wear make-up. To lazy for that stuff. Thanks though.

>>8748299
Inbred.

>>8748310
Are you into skinny guys?

>>8748238
t-thanks

>>8748241
Yeah, that's what I was mostly leaning towards since the widest part is my cheekbones.

>>8748316
I guess? I don't really have a preference.

>>8748310
Nah, pls be in london is positive. It's basically saying "I hope you live where I live so I can have a qt3.14 /fa/ gf to do /fa/ things with"

>>8748326
Good. I live in Texas, you live in Texas. Wanna get together?

>>8748327
I don't know about this.But I'll take you word for it, very cautiously though.

>>8748334
Probably not, sorry.

>>8748341
Time 2 sudoku

Latest picture, a selfie I sent to my friend when he sent me a picture of him on the toilet.

Am I doing it right with my hairstyle? I want to go for ear plugs, 5mm (~1/5 inch) wide at most but not sure about if it would go with my face

>>8746429
pear maybe

>>8748343
Yes please.

>>8748344
u wan da fry rice? u want da noodre? u wan da kung pow?

>>8748344

Heart, but your face is kinda fat

>>8748344
you just reminded me i miss casemods

whats the difference between heart and triangle

>>8748378
Hairline I think

>>8748354
Not that curled up usually, it was a long day... Didn't even realize

>>8748355
Yeah, I'm a fatass actually

>>8748368
No idea how, but you're welcome

>>8746920
ljub

Plz r8 m8

Is there hope?

>>8748378
I feel like richard right now. Also, what's my face shape? /slav/ reporting

acne apc comme des garcons etc. etc.

i'm safe in assuming heart, yes?

>>8748543
>>8748546
ugly as sin, eternal fuccboi
>>8748589
absolutely beautiful, how's mount olympus this time of year?

>>8748589
I think more triangle
>>8748543
oblong/round wouldfuckyourass/10
>>8748551
oblong

>>8748589
triangle/heart

>>8745794
Pls be in Deqen

>>8748075
Reich/10

Jelly though. That hair suits you perfectly.

help pls

and suggest a haircut

>>8748589
Yes, mine.

>>8745705
TFW Jew nose

>>8748344
grow hair out long and become jon snow

>>8748743
"jew noses" are really curved and downward, that is not one. You are above-average looking in my opinion.

>>8748692
that deffo looks triangular

Getting a haircut tomorrow and probably a new pair of sunglasses soon, so I could use some advice. It seems to me I lie somewhere between triangular and heart but I'm not really sure. If you wanted to help me out especially by giving me specific recommendations as to sunglasses and a flattering haircut that would be awesome, but I don't really expect anyone to do that.

Sorry about the shitty lighting and stuff.

>>8748767
ye he might have a roman nose

>>8748589
you're safe in assuming you have my heart, qt
plez post more pics

>>8748767
wow thank you :) /fa/ nice edition

>>8745705
sorry for lying down i never get out of bed

>>8748834
You look like a cross between Ellen Page and Liz Taylor. I'd say triangular but then again I posted ITT myself because I don't know shit.

>>8748141
neanderthal genes/10

but that's sexy right?

>>8748839
i've never gotten liz taylor before! i get ellen page a lot

which facial shape do i possess? also how short should i trim my eyelashes? read somewhere on here to leave half an inch, is that correct?

>>8748834
i follow you on twitter

>>8748834
if you lost 20 pounds u would look soooo qt

>>8748864
i'm at a healthy weight sorry!

>>8748851
The two photos on the right did it for me, I think it's mostly to do with the shape and thickness of the eyebrows paired with the lipstick. The left photo is Ellen Page as fuck though

>>8745765

/fa/

>>8745777
sup Jesus?

>>8748798
Anyone? Or am I just right about my guess and that's why I was passed over?

>>8748873
Lol o

pls help

>>8748873
lel kek no

What is the shape

>>8749012

>>8746260
No
2/10

>>8749017
real nice hiding of the identity there friend

>>8748852
Man you post in these more than anyone else, your facial style is little bitch, you suit a bowlcut and btw trimming your eyelashes is retarded as shit, who cares.

>>8748118
any real responses?

>>8748918
pls respond

>>8745705
can't rotate on phone

>>8749060
upright

What's my face shape?
Any suggestions for a new hairstyle?
Thanks

>>8749052
we aren't horsing around

>>8749039
not trying to hide
>tfw ugly dark circles under eyes

>>8746399
Fucking shave

>>8749063
Oval/Oblong?

>>8749083
:(

Posted this in another thread but oh well. Face shape? Round? Oblong?

>>8749183
hows it going lorde?

triangle as fuck
right?

>>8749188
Flying Cadillacs in my dreams.

>>8749191
str8 triangle mate

>>8749183
oval/pear?

whats good?

>>8745705
I think I'm heart/oblong hybrid?
What do you guys think? Any recommendations for a suiting hair style? because I need a new one.

>>8749231
I'm assuming heart because i've got a widow's peak.
Is this top of the face suppose to be the hairline, or the shape of the head?

>>8749231
>>8749260
either way man I'd shave, you're pretty qt but the beard kinda pulls away from it, if only it were thicker.

>>8749282
it's gotten thicker, kind of an old picture.
but yeah, I know it's pretty lackluster as far as beards go.

>>8749191
aren't you that argentinian from /int/

>>8749295
Hey still better than what I've got going.

pls?

>>8749351
I'd say triangular.

>>8749439
I'd say you're right

>>8745880
To be fair, she is hot

??

I think I'm triangular but I have crazy dysmorphia so I don't fucking know

>>8749496
nigga you a diamond

Face shape?
I know shitty hair. In need of a haircut but have no clue what to get.

it's funny how the thread really ended like

>>8745826

said

just look at you you dumb faggots, how hard you are posing on your photos ( especially the chicks, lmao things will never change )

>>8749496
Nigga you gorgeous

Halp pls, I need some haircut advice btw. Pls forgive on the thick lips.

>>8750396
shit

>>8750401
>wilkinsons shopping bag
you can't be from the uk because you dont look south asian

Apologies for hair being in the way
>dfw your face looks better with your eyes blocked out

>>8745705
I'm thinking about getting a haircut and a new pair of glasses.

pls halp

>>8750415
get a haircut involving a long fringe

>>8750412
LOL I'm filipino living in the UK. Forget about the wilko bag and give advice pls.

>>8750419
I actually did up until the cystic acne on my forehead got out of control. I usually let my hair down to cover my crude jawline.

How do I pick out my new pair of glasses? ;-;

what should i do with my hair, keep it short of let it grow for a while?

>>8750415
more pics of current hair?

>>8750426
the glasses aren't that bad maybe a tad bit too wide.
have you tried contact lenses?

>>8750420
your hair is long and thick enough to give you a blank slate to get whatever you want

>>8746343
kek

>>8750448
face shape pls maybe?

>>8745794
Shitskin shape

What face shape? I'm looking to not have basic bitch hair anymore and it would help

>>8751021
Maybe post a picture where you aren't trying to be Cara.

>>8750413
>>8750415
>tfw never will be able to have the tradmark asian wide jawline
>>8751021
Do a normal picture, you're contorting your normal face
>>8750429
Oblong I would say

>tfw you're a black qt

>>8751021
u taking a shit on a plane in this pic?

>>8751030
I felt the need to try out the lighting actually. I was looking for a break from my seat neighbor

>>8751024
>>8751025
I look nothing like Cara but here's a more natural pic

>>8751043
what

>>8751051
They were talking at me about boring stuff so I chilled in the bathroom and the walkways.

>>8751050

Cute, but please take a photo directly from the front looking at the camera. Hard to judge as long as you see more of one side of the face than the other.

>>8751050
>mfw you kind of look like an ugly cara

>>8751067
>ugly
lol

>>8751060
This is horribly unflattering but I'm about to go to bed so this is the best you're going to get

>>8751074
square prtty much

>>8751074
you're kind of attractive but i think you'd look better with brown hair. i know that's not what you're asking about but there you go

>>8751025
>tfw no caramal coloured bf

Well I'm getting a haircut tomorrow, maybe you guys can point me in the direction of some helpful advice.

What's my face type, and what should I get?

pic related, last months haircut

>>8751074
Id say triangular.

>>8751094
I thought u look good, but then I took a closer look and no, you ugly mofo

>>8751074
Triangular.

Nice face tho, would've been 9/10 with more filled lips.

>>8751098
I'll start approaching girls from 20 yards away then, thanks

>>8751079
Thanks dude

>>8751082
Interesting choice, well that's my natural colour as you can see by the roots. Never thought of going back seeing as I've been getting highlights since I was a teeny bopper thanks to family pressure to do so.

>>8751098
He wasn't asking for rating lmao

>>8751096
>>8751100
Yeah nice, noted and yeah thin lips is a family curse. I've got the fullest for like 6 generations of females back.

>>8746151
Its a nice hairline u nigger

>>8751094
>>8751021

how about you get a straight relax photo first, then ask for first shape again

Excuse the crooked glasses, getting new ones next week.

>>8751123
whats the meanest thing you've ever said to anyone

>>8751123
Sup
How u livin

>>8751136
Not sure how this relates to face shapes, but I don't really be mean to people at all. I threatened my dog that I'd put him down as a joke after he did the worst fart in my room today.

>>8751151
am gud bae

pls /fa/ halp, I wanna know my face shape.

>>8751173
its heart

>>8751123
Hmm oval I think

>>8751025
P-please respond ;_;
>>8751087
>implying I'm caramel

>>8750429
>>8750444
Sorry about the late response, it was 4am so I went to bed.

I've been thinking about getting a long bob cut or something along that line.

>>8751554
Thisis a better indication of how long my hair is.

Also help me pick out new glasses my are for nerds

>>8746920
American.

>>8751074
>dem bruises
you like it rough bbe?

>>8750429
Have you ever tried growing your hair out? Since you're currently having a buzz cut, what kind of hair do you have? Is curly or something?

>>8751562
Maybe something less strewn across your face would be good. I'd say a pair that accommodate that vertical length of your face since you have a pretty decent face shape.

>>8751660
Forgot pic

>>8751637
very curly, i've tried growing it out and i end up looking like one of those old greek statues
here's a pic from a couple years ago when it was a few inches long (yeah i used to be one of those band shirts with black skinnies kids)

>>8751554
>>8751559
the long bob might actually be a good idea, i guess it just depends on how you would style it

>>8751750
My take extremely curly hair is to keep it short on the sides, especially your sideburns and trim it every so often on the top part.

>>8747473
pewdiepie?

>>8748075
>>8748141
Hitlerjugend/10

but really though I think it's good, maybe a little more hair and not so straight but otherwise its nice

>>8751750
I'm thinking of getting this kind of long bob cut. Yay or nay?

>>8751878
Looks bad on tay tay

Gonna look bad on u

>>8751906
This? Does the sticky have this? I'd rather go read it again than to be playing guessing game with /fa/

>>8751923
this is not a real person

>tfw jew nose
Life is suffering.

>>8752169
other than that you look alright m8

fuck the nose. turn it into an advantage. peoples faults are in truth what makes them beautiful and worth remembering.

Please do me.
And yeah i know i am ugly af, ignore that if you can.

>>8752346
melon

need some advice

any advice?

>>8749487
srsly, can anybody tell me the shape of my face. I had a HY a month ago, but the prominent ears fucked the whole haircut.

Any fa haircuts for receding hairline/bad ears.

>>8752346
oblong

If your head is not of a round or oval shape, then you should consult a doctor immediately.

Get whatever haircut you like.
Get whatever glasses you like.
Get off this face shape bullshit.

Almost 300; might as well.

>>8752462
>>8749487

Square

>>8751858
>>8748685
>>8748273


thx brahs

how do i into nazicore?

I'm getting tired of my hair, any recommendations?

>>8748885
Jesus?

>>8751074
Oh so that's why you posted two other pictures from a side angle, the huge man jaw.

best hear for oval/heart?

>>8751074
damn i wanna lick your face and drench it in my cum

>>8752581
hy/buzzcut for everything

ayyy

>>8752596
presuming your the guy, you have a very punchable face

>>8752599
thanks m80, but what shape is it? Oval?

>>8752425
will someone tell me the shape of my head and what jaircut should I get

>>8752617
that haircut looks decent on you man. I guess I'd call it triangular

Excuse the wet hair--it usually curly when dry.

>>8752653
pls be in eastern europe

>>8752676
Erm--what?

>>8752692
i was hoping you live near me so we could meet up and fuck like rabid hogs

>>8752337
So, HY haircut then? ( I had one then just let it grow out.)

>>8752574
It's masculine enough to get you faglords vaguely interested, see
>>8751100
>>8751621
>>8752583

Bump/ check if this thread is on autosage

>>8751923
you dont want to play a game?

>>8752824
her face isnt masculine, its fucking beautiful

>>8747473
oblong

>>8751074
SCRANTON
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>>8749496
ur handsum tho

Man... it bums me out seeing anons with terrible acne. I know how much of a burden it can weigh on someone especially if they are self-conscious.
>4Chan
>Self-conscious
Pick one.

Anyway...
P-Please see a dermatologist anons if you have the insurance / money.

>>8746335
>>8746576
Don't fucking do that, keep the locks flowing dude, just stop brushing your hair. Use your fingers to comb your hair, it will naturally give your hair a nice texture that isn't so weighted down and boring.

>>8752169
It looks crooked as fuck, get surgery m8.

>>8745705
help pls

>>8754780
pear