/fa/ - Fashion

>>8725779
parents telling u its ok to come out as gay but youre actually straight and trying to be /fa/

>>8725783
this is why you're supposed to have a girlfriend if you dress ''/fa/''

>>8725779
>tfw family is convinced I'm gay and can't prove them wrong because I'm emotionally dead

>>8725783
I know this feel anon. Especially since I broke up with my girlfriend before going full /fa/ so they think I'm going through a transformation into gay

>>8725779
Nice Palladiums.

>tfw when buying a book on Yohji
>tfw book has bright pink strip and is huge
>tfw qt staff at chapters think I'm gay
They just don't understand the passion that fashion instills into me

>>8726118
a good start is not using the word passion unless you're talking to someone who 100% believes you're not gay

>>8726136
thats true girls hate passionate men thats why depressed loners get all the pussy

>>8726143
dunno if you're being sarcastic, but all I was saying is the word passion isn't the best for proving you're not gay

>>8726161
shut up, retard

>>8726166
i swer on me mum I'd wreck u m8

>>8726161
I was being sarcastic
but tbh I don't think the word "passion" is necessarily an effeminate word unless you mean specifically talking about fashion, than yes I agree.

>>8725779

>not getting fit before being effay

>>8726166
>maybe if I say mean things to people on the internet I'll feel good enough about myself to stop crying at night

>tfw can't relate to any of you because I don't wear shit that makes me look like a faggot

>black skinnies and white tee
>"why are you so dressed up, anon?"

>>8726240
>green sweater and khaki chinos
>girl at counter
>"wow anon, you look really nice, you seeing a girl today?"
>I've been inside for three weeks and was only at the shops for an ice cream
>haven't properly spoken to a girl in 7 months and counting
>"haha whaaaat ijustwantthispleasethanks"
>outta there like the flash

>>8725846
My girlfriend even thinks I'm gay and I'm not even /fa/ approved.

>>8726172
implying fit guys aren't the gayes

>>8726214
this.
>dressing like a fag
>being surprised when everyone thinks you're gay

>>8726268

>I dunno, depends on whether you're free when you finish your shift bb ;)

that's how you should've finished that conversation

>>8726275
>My girlfriend even thinks I'm gay

>>8726214
>>8726308
post a fit pic

>>8726301

maybe, but people take them seriously and don't question their sexuality.

>tfw been doing no-poo for months now, feeling great, hairs soft
>Go to barber to get a haircut
>Washes my fucking hair with shampoo
i cri erytim ;-;;

>>8725783
this is because youre not dressing fashionable your dressing like a faggot.

>>8726520
ask him not to then

>>8726301
ur gay

>tfw deleted like 200 pictures of drapy black stuff in my inspo folder because i don't really care much for it anymore

>>8726308
>>8726214

I can imagine you two as the guys wearing snapbacks and obey goodies and thinking that's fashion lol

>>8727082
>thinking dressing like a twink is fashion

>>8725779
have the same pair of palladiums m8

>>8726268
>just u bb, make dat twoscoops

>younger brother makes fun of me for watching fashion police

kelly osbourne is fucking hot, and joan rivers has her moments

also some of the guests on there are p chill

jessie j wearing "some men's watch" fucking audemars piguet like it isn't shit

>>8725783
>actually straight
I dont think so m8

>walking around campus
>pass group of bretty effay dudes in peripheral vision
>overhear "damnnnn that dude's wearing common projects"
>mfw

Reppin palladiums ~

>>8727182
>kelly osbourne is fucking hot
remmeber how gross she used to be on the mtv osbournes show?

>>8729051
Cali?

>>8727070

>Only color I think I look good in is black
>People rip on me and ask me if I'm depressed

>>8727070
Why would you delete inspo when you still dress like shit? (✿◠‿◠)ノ

>>8725783
i know this feel m8
>>8728793
>live in shithole
>no one even knows what cps are
>wear cps because i like them at thats all

>>8729051
are you in sfv

>>8728793
did you guys fugg

>friends at uni start to speak to me less
>have definitely become a better person
>starting to feel like I don't care if people like me or don't anymore

have I made it /fa/?

>>8729089
Are you depressed tho?

>>8727070
youve decided to dress like shit now because you "dont care much for it anymore"?

>>8726520
no poo is dumb ur bein rused son

>>8727174
that was fucking hilarious

>>8729789

>>8729188
It's great that you don't have to depend on others for your self worth anymore but don't cut the good relationships you have. Every human needs some kind of social network in life

>>8727169
nice m8. great shoes

>>8729931
yep
>tfw compliments comin in as soon as I wear em for the first time

>>8726819
have you seen what passes as fashionable on this circlejerk board? Go look at a few threads and you will realize

>>8727182
thank god joan rivers is dying. can't wait to hear that that cunt's last breath has left her body.

why do y'all dress like homos then? is the only thing you learned from here is to be a hungry skeleton who wears super skinny jeans and gay ass drapes? how are surprised people think youre all faggots?

>>8727082
snapbacks ARE fashionable you faggot. it just depends on what kind of snapback you're wearing and on the occasion you're wearing it at.

pic related, highly fashionable hats. strapbacks but still pretty much the same thing

>>8730308
not hatin on snap backs or anything but they seem pointless if you've got nice hair

>>8726520
same thing happens to me but its ok to wash it once a month (which is how often i get a haircut)

>>8730273
Why do people think this generation started the whole skinny pant look? Or a more feminine look in general? The 60s and 70s short shorts were common for men. And the 70s rock scene was full of extremely tight pants and flamboyant apparel. This isn't new people where do you think SLP or n(n) get inspiration?

>>8730308
knowluxe are only popular because of that always fresh apparel faggot

>tfw you're all being programmed to like certain fashion trends because some shill posts as anon and tells you to

>>8730341
>implying all of /fa/ isn't like this
muh dick ovens raf simeon yeezey threezy

>>8730341
has anyone had a post stuck in their mind while you are walking around town or copping shit even if it was just some random anon? always happens to me even if it doesn't have anything to do with fashion

>>8730360
not that i can say, no

>>8730325
this nigga has nice hair but he wears a snapback almost 24/7. they look good dude

>>8730380
>referencing Justin Bieber
I should really just leave this fucking board

>>8730448
>>>/youtube/

>>8730448
13 year old insecure kid detected

you're right, you should leave

>>8730380
>>8730448
>>8730473

naw dude, his hair is ultimate fuccboi. I hate it, but I hate hair that is pompadoured or whatever the fuck it is. Spike, blown up, whatever, shit looks bad

>>8730473
m8 that pic is more relevant to my side of the argument, I get to be the music defender m8, that's some nextlvl shit m8, beaners like you that use JB as a rolemodel for fashion and otherwise are skinny little fags m7.

>>8730489
nahh bruh he has crazy good hair. the way he styles it isn't bad either

>>8730494
you mean music "defener" you autistic middle schooler

>>8730473

i always read that comic through when it's posted. Also, bieber is a tasteless gaudy fuccboi and a genuinely bad person. If you think his style is cool I'm genuinely sorry.

>>8730380
he looks like a goddamn fool

>>8730558
Dat fuzz

>closet full of designer clothing I've never worn outside
>constantly throw them on and scrutinize every aspect of the fit i've created
>don't even know what real people would think of me because I rarely go out and only talk to people in the fashion industry but who know less than me
>still live with me mum
>all white muhminimalism-in-progress room and have computer hooked up to tv so I can sit on my bed all day and shitpost on 4chan with my wireless glow keyboard and mouse

You know you're autistic when

>>8726268
this kills the man

>>8730669

>>8730669

That's a problem right there. If you don't feel comfortable in the clothes you are wearing then it doesn't matter if it's some avant garde tier clothing that you spent 10k on.

>>8730723
It's not that i'm not comfortable in clothes, i'm just not comfortable. I finished my 4 year degree with 0 friends. I'm 23 and blow all my money on drugs and clothing.

>>8730736
what kinda drugs

>>8730736
ill be your friend if you gimme some moniez :^D

>tfw losing weight but still chubby but think i'm obese and probably inevitably developing an eating disorder
ayo das fa right?

>>8730768
yo dude just cut out junk food and start lifting
being effay isn't worth bad health

>>8730768
the fuck? i'm busting my ass here trying to GAIN weight so i can be effay and here you are. what the hell nigga. how much do you weigh anyways?

>>8726520

Barber here. You no-poo fucks reek. I'm doing you guys a favor.

>>8730772
normally don't eat v much because busy but when i'm not i just eat. and its not even junk food, all home cooked meals and fruit and shit and i'm just constantly hungry and i have no idea why.
>>8730778
about 135 and 5'3-4
>tfw supreme manlet

>>8730756
shrooms, dmt, lsd, k, occasionally some other stuff. I alternate alcohol and marijuana. Past the point of thinking anythings going to ever be normal.

>>8730795
you need to make friends until things become normal

>>8730778

I feel you bro.

Makes me mad when guys are posting like yeh i'm 6'1" weigh 70+ kg my cut is 2000 calories and their bulk is 2600-2800...

I eat 2500-3000 for past 6 months and I've put on 4kg in the first few weeks, now i've plateaued, what the actual fuck. You'd think that being like 140lb @ 6'0" and eating your daily requirement or more will make you put on weight.

Daily requirement is 2500 and average 6'0 weight is like 160lb+/- doesn't make any sense.

>>8730794
its because you're eating pretty healthy and at regular intervals so your metabolism is sped up but you're barely meeting your caloric maintenance because you need more healthy food to reach it than if you ate junkfood.

>>8730794
5'3?? you for real dude

>tfw losing weight and the fat around my stomach is starting to be lost but the fat on my chest has barely changed

Although it could just end up being a case of it doesn't go away unless I'm like 12% BF

this is me:

http://lookbook(...)nu/thehobbithole


i am gay to everyone

>tfw scoliosis and gyno
>can't wear polos
>feels like nothing fits right and i get really self-conscious, when I'm only wearing one layer

>>8730831
your body just loses fat from certain places on your body before others. Usually stomach is one of the last to go, though.

>>8730827
is there a problem

>>8730917
yeah, you're a fucking runt and probably over compensate by trying to be funny or staunch.

>>8730926
i really don't

>born with almost jet black hair
>going gray since 15 due to genetics
>20 and it's very noticeable now
>eyes have gone from brighter green to a grayish green
>pale skin, can't tan for shit

>I'm monochrome for life
>mfw

>+1 to party
>in some appartment
>chuck on a bomber, hoodie, ripped skinnies and raf velcros
>arrive at the apartment block, two dudes come out in sik fits
>one wearing the cav empt plague hoodie
>say they are going to the same party, just having a smoke
>leave friends and tag along
>they notice my shoes and we start talking about clothes and shit
>wow, 2 cool people at this party
>go to party
>everyone is in siq fits
>people dj'ing dank tunes
>befriend everyone
>blow lines with an asian chick and a brazillian chick in the hosts bedroom
I didn't think that sort of thing actually existed.
Shout outs to anyone who knows who I am lol invite me again m8s

>>8729051

Palladiums have gotten really hot where I'm from

Every thot around has a pair of full white palladiums

anyone who says that he is covered in 'all black drape' totally missed the point when /fa/ jacks off all over rick owens

>>8731481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0sqqi0G5a8

>>8730669

>only talk to people in the fashion industry but who know less than me

Lol

>tfw taking a shit
>wearing my RO double layer
>like most RO fans im a manlet chink gay boy
>it goes almost to my knees
>like to perch on the seat like a gargoyle when i shit
>dont realise the T is wrapped around under my ass
>my boyfriend steven just came in my ass
>shit out cum and feces all over my rick tee by accident

such is life as a RO fan

>>8731533
this guy has taenia in his bowels http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taenia_saginata

>>8730863
Same boat cuh.

>It's so hot anon, why are you wearing a jacket jeeze.

>wearing skinny black jeans and a long-cut DCKSHDW shirt
>"lol it looks like youre wearing tights and a short dress"

idc tho im a swag-ass bitch

>>8731824

style on them man they dont know shit

>>8729800
you did good, anon. you did good.

>>8725779

My family likes seeing me happy. They rib me for it and even I can admit my vanity, but nobody cares.

>tfw have to force myself to save money
>tfw all the fw stuff I want is dropping soon
>tfw you check grailed everyday and look at all the stuff you want
>tfw you probably are addicted to copping stuff

>tfw have to save money to prove to my parents I'm fiscally responsible
>tfw all the pieces I planned to cop for fw are dropping soon
>tfw check grailed daily looking for new cops
>tfw can't cop anything
Hopefully in a few months everything will be there still but for right now no sick cops ;_;

>>8733174
If you're buying clothes that will last long and won't go terribly out of style anytime soon you'd still be responsible for copping?
Unless you've already got a kitted wardrobe.

Fuck your parents, what do they think money is for?

>>8730332
The youth of today cannot see past their own backyard let alone into the literal past.

>>8730332
No one actually looked gay wearing it back then.
That's all you.

>>8733262
>No one actually looked gay wearing it back then.

>tfw great neck, brow and cheekbones but lacking jawline
can I still be /fa/ or is this the end of the line

>>8733521
Fuck, I used to be in love with glam metal in middle school, even trying to dress like them. I remember one time specifically, taking a picture of myself in my room wearing a bandana, and shit. I looked at it and my heart sank in fucking shame. I looked like a huge faggot. I remember thinking, "what the fuck am I doing?"

I'm pretty sure I'm a little gay.

>>8733581
>great neck
i wasnt even aware people longed for such a feature

>>8733703
post the picture m8 blurr the face

>tfw browse fashion boards and blogs all day
>huge collection of fit inspo pics
>know what style you love

>hopelessly fail every time you try to be /fa/ outside the internet

>wearing black joggers and a green american apparel pocket tank
>you look like one of those faggy rock stars or a skateboarder

thanks dad

>>8733953
you got me

>Selling boots
>Bought some boots as replacement
>New boots are uncomfortable as fuck
>New boots look slightly better under my trousers
>New boots are closer to my correct size too where as my old ones looked kinda huge on my feet in some pics

>Old boots were comfy as fuck and are made of better material

>can't return new boots
>need money from old ones

>thinking of just selling both pairs and getting something else

>tfw trying to explain to mom why you cold wash and dry your clothes
>no matter what you say she still uses high temps on yours
>won't let you wash your own desperately because of water bill

am i alone on this one?

>>8734174
not even on a phone, meant to say separately

>>8734174
Yep

>>8734174
>tfw my mom does all my clothes on cold light wash completely separate from everyone else and air dries everything
>feels fucking good man

>>8734174
Pay her whatever it costs to wash your clothes? Can't be that much.

>>8734174
Tell her that it costs more money using the energy to wash clothes with hot water and then having to buy new clothes because they faded/shrank/look like absolute shit more than the alternative of washing clothes on cold light.

Seriously the only reason you need to wash things on hot it to sanitize them like sheets or towels unless your mothers a dirty pig she doesnt need to hot wash her clothes.

>in TGIFridays
>qt3.14 serving
>fall so finally can be effay
>some funny slips of tongue from both of us
>she also says "hope you liked meal very much" instead of just official " hope you liked meal"
Is she flirting with me? Should I complement her on her tattoo? If yes, what to do next?
Halp fast! I am finishing my tea.

>>8736383
lel do it. Post results.

>tfw keep spending money on basics
>only time I was copping unique stuff is when I was into lunarcore
>becoming paranoid about how black my clothes are and worry that they're not dark enough

>>8736394
Of what? Of me actually complimenting
>tfw compliment males much more often on their clothing

>At a family birthday party
>"here anon. have some wine"
>Get sort of drunk
>Leaving a bit early
>Grabbing my beloved rains jacket
>Enter room to say goodbye to everyone
>As i enter everyone looks at me (10 ppl or so)
>"Haha anon. You might as well work at a butcher"
>"Are you going to the lab, silly?"
>Commenting my jacket becomes the main topic for 5 mins as i hug everyone and makes way my way to grandma
>Enters full beta whatever mode
>Grandma hasn't said anything until she whispers me in the ear: "You have always had your own clothing style. And im okay with that"

Kill me

>>8736394
O-okay...
>right after the bill
>nice tattoo
> thanks :)

0/10

>>8736433

>>8736433
Why would you cop it in white? That wasn't a good idea man, Idk how nxtlevel your fit was but if it's getting comments like that then it couldn't have been anything special.

Raincoats are best in navy and black.

>>8736442
Family is full on casual h&m shit
Fit is: White af1, black chinos, white roll neck.
M.. m-my friends say it looks g-good

>>8736433
why would you feel ashamed to look like a lab assistant?

>>8731481
>tfw will never be this effay

>230$ extra charges on phone bill because I tethered my iphone to my laptop and somehow my laptop was downloading background shit and exceeded my data limit by 4gigs
>$300 in bank

kill me

>>8730308

>snapbacks are fashionable

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>>8736475
Tomato man where have you been? I haven't seen you around here recently, I love seeing your posts Idk why.

>>8736522
thx

I have been busy with school, I'm werkin on posting more

>go to party
>sit on a table with a few guys
>shots
>don't want to drink more than 5 shots and stand up
>some douche holds me down and rips my shirt apart
>fuck you this shirt was 250€
>everyone goes wut and laughs at me

-5/10 night

>>8731481
The underground techno scene in Denmark is just like this lately.

>Always in the middle of fucking nowhere
>Every grill at party is atleast a 7/10
>Everyone wears sick clothing
>Drugs are pretty much obligatory
>Everyone is into everything
>Underground celebs everywhere
>Rad tunes being played until sunrise

Being young is the best.

>>8736560
Damn, that's fucked up. What kind of dudes were they? I bet they were frat af.

>>8736575
yup

>>8726268
haha

>>8726268
>green sweater and khaki chinos
back to mfa fatass

>>8731481
>>8736564
>this will never be me

>>8736560
Why would you wear expensive clothing to a party if you know it's not going to be calm and there are assholes there. You kind of set yourself up for failure.
>mfw people wear over 300 worth of clothing to a party.

>>8726268
>>8736584
no, back to springfield

>>8736599
I never had problems till that day

>>8736604
I would always be to worried that someone would spill on me or something. I usually just go with cheap basic bitch stuff to look acceptable but not risk ruining anything.

>>8736624
when do you wear your nice shit then. if you're always worried about it you're never gonna get decent wear out of it

>>8736640
Whenever I'm not at a party or something like that. I don't go to parties very often so maybe that's why, but besides parties I don't really worry about my fits.

>>8730736
You sound exactly like me except I have one friend who I share drugs with who knows nothing about fashion. Just drugs.

>>8726214

>wear white tee, navy chino and fluxes
>hehe anon you're such hipster, all you need now is man purse

Meh

>>8731335
Actually sounds badass but for some reason I don't believe you

>>8726275
My exgf used to think i was gay, then i went i fucked a guy in the ass just to prank her
still no homo tho

>>8736560
>holds me down and rips my shirt apart
Sounds like you were raped after m8

>be 4 years ago, start dressing like skater/hipster (oversized shirts, skinny jeans, supreme shit, huf shit etc.)
>friends tell me I dress like a retarded hobo
>they were all below normcore tier fags wearing baggy jeans and band/sport t's all the time, jordans on deck.
>be now, wardrobe pretty good up to society standards, mostly black/white/grey tho. No shit tier t's or pants from walmart or overpriced t's from overrated streetwear brands. mostly shit /fa/ would agree with, i guess.
>all my friends are just starting to get in the hipster/streetwear/skater core.
>they constantly tell me I overdress and look depressed.
>can already tell they will be wearing what im wearing now in a couple of years.

mfw my friends are fucking hypocrits.

>>8725941
Iktf man

>>8736589
dat fuckin filename

ayy lamo

>tfw can no longer leave the house without trying to look good
>even if I'm just going to a convenience store and back, I need to fix my hair + make sure my clothes look ok

>obsess over my self-image
>too critical to be a narcissist, too proud to think other people are above me

>tfw trying to have a career in music in a pleb town with a dead scene
>too self-conscious to put myself out there, band-mates are the same

>tfw height of fashion here is Gap, H&M
>worried about ordering online because of customs, shipping costs, sizing
>hate wasting money

>tfw always worried about one thing or another
>when it's quiet at night all I can here are my feels

/feels

>spend all spare time at gym, browsing fashion boards and collecting deephouse records
>literally have 0 friends left that I can or want to hang out with and share my interests with.
>'I don't feel lonely' I think to myself, as I lay in bed and continue to fantasise about the kind of lifestyle I want to build for myself.
>old tune on playlist. Creative swing alliance - don't forget your keys starts playing.
>instantly nostalgic about summer last year which was the best time of my life. Had just finished Uni and had a close group of cool buddies with similar interests. Had something on almost every night and met new chicks constantly. Frequented cool underground gigs, would make trips to record stores twice a week.
>best mate fucks off back to uk after degree with no intention to return. Other two brahs moved interstate for careers.
>other friendships pale in comparison and do not interest me.
>now I'm just a workaholic addicted to copping shit online and browsing a Mongolian cartoon forum.
> I haven't had an active social life since March when we all split up. My birthday was in April and I spent it alone. I told my parents that I went out to dinner with some other friends to hide the fact that I was broken up about my friends fading away. In reality I intended to go hit up a bar alone but i I felt insecure about it so I ended up driving around the city till 3am feeling incredibly alone, driving past the party people.

>>8736793
>hear*


fuck me

>get black jeans tailored as they were too baggy
>wear them around the house thinking they look really good
>wear them outside, get paranoid that they are too skinny

>>8736433
>Grandma hasn't said anything until she whispers me in the ear: "You have always had your own clothing style. And im okay with that"
based grandma

>>8736564
>techno scene in Denmark
LMAO

>>8736798
I'm so sorry, Anon.

>>8736798
:(
i'd be your friend

>>8736798

>visit black friends who I haven't seen for a while
>realize that my outfit is ridiculous
>feel self conscious
>walk in wearing this shirt
>"Damn nigga that shirt tho"
>"And are those joggers??"
>"When'd you step yah swag up?"
>Later in the club he gets a text message
>"Who's the guy in the dog shirt? I want his number"

>>8736850
lol. whenever i wear something a little ridiculous and start to feel self-conscious about it, some dope old black guy on the train or w/e tells me he likes me style

>>8736433
its cuz u bought a rains jacket lol go buy a stutterheim or elka

>>8736859

Old black lady once stopped me from exiting the bus to ask me about my Rad Hourani jacket. Was sweet.

>>8736859
black people are pretty much better than white people in every way

when black people accept you it feels truly blissful

>>8736881
Yeah, better at commiting crime and having abandoning children. and being dumb

>>8736870
Probably thought you looked like a fucking faggot

>>8736886
>>>/b/

>>8736886
>having abandoning children
>being dumb

idk man all of my black friends are college graduates and entrepreneurs

maybe what you're describing has more to do with poverty than race

>>8736881
>tfw black person calls you nigga

h-have i made it /fa/?

>>8736896
>>>/pol/

You need your daily red pill

>>8736897
If it's to do with poverty not race why are all ghettos in america almost exclusively non white?

There are more whites in poverty than blacks and they still don't act like niggers, the poorest white kids do better in school than the richest black kids

>>8736793
Just relax anon, you'll be fine
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ-RwtaYZ3k

>>8736798
:/ let me be your lil bro anon you sound co

>>8736943
>enslaves black people for hundreds of years
>oppresses them openly and legally up until 50 years ago

"why aren't they doin as well as us?"

you're retarded.

>>8736943
>If it's to do with poverty not race why are all ghettos in america almost exclusively non white?
i take it you've never been to a trailer park before. there are plenty of shitty white neighborhoods in cities everywhere

>the poorest white kids do better in school than the richest black kids
this isn't true at all. adjusted for family wealth, black's actually have a higher educational attainment rates than whites do

>>8736943

Somebody has never visited rural mountain towns in Appalachia. Race and poverty are interlinked, but they affect different communities in different ways.

Great bait, though.

>>8736895

It is a unisex jacket, so I can't blame her for being interested in it.

>>8736383
>she also says "hope you liked meal very much" instead of just official " hope you liked meal"
its such a sure sign go get her a ring quick

>>8736488
never tether.
free wifi is everywhere man i'd only do it if i was camping in some field.
even the buses and trains have wifi now

mfw browsing fa
see birthdays posts
look at his lips
his lips become a meme
start to decontextualize lips from birthday
want a bj from birthday cause of those lips

w2c dumb twink to suck me up ? :(

tfw you're jerking off into a t shirt and crying

>been overweight most of my life
>got obsessed with getting thin after discovering /fa/
>went down to 75kg (191 cm height)
>just a couple of kilos from being legit underweight
>still not satisfied
>saw a photo of myself taken discreetly
>oh my god
>legs are sickening toothpicks
Thanks /fa/
At least now I know that I should never ever skip leg days.

>>8736584
Haha fuck you nigga i aint dressing like no blood sucking vampire i ain't no nigga of the night i walk around in the day but i ain't blade

>>8738159
Hey Birthday. Decided on what college you're going to yet?

>hate all my clothes but broke af

I need to hit up some thrift stores or something.

>>8736988
Not even /pol/ I fucking despise it, but that is a truly awful argument.

>>8726313
I'm gonna save that one for someday, I'd personally be a tad subtler but damn the confidence.

>tfw finally got attractive
>female friends commenting on my haircut, clothes and general looks
>grills look at me at the streets all the time
>people generally smile to me more and eager to talk with me
>still no gf
>still have no idea how to talk to girls and let them know I'm interested
>still cannot overcome myself to utter a single compliment about a girl's looks

What do
I think I was hardwired in my childhood not to talk to girls and it cannot be fixed anymore

>>8738248
i didn't know you could fit so much retard in one 960x642 image

>>8738277
>tumblr

Classic.

>>8738273
Just talk to people, force yourself to get out there. Practice flirting with your friends through jokes and general goofyness and flex that confidence.

I spent a year in customer service and was better off for it because I was forced to speak with people on a daily basis.

You aren't just born knowing how to talk to people. Social skills still have to be learned, regardless of if you've got the hamburger bottom or not. That's why a lot of homeschool kids are wierd and asocial.

>>8738281
found it on google...

is >tumblr even a proper insult tho? I like using it

>>8738303
It's alright for fashion stuff sometimes, a lot of it is streetwear shit though.

>>8738299
That's the point, I forced myself out so much I became an actual normalfag. Everyone thinks I'm a great guy and shit but I just don't know how to flirt. I mean yeah, I can smalltalk them to death but they never view me as a potential candidate (even if they comment on my looks all the time). I have a mental block made of fucking titanium against saying something as simple as "you are cute".

>>8738305
I just like looking at funny pictures and gifs and being in the loop with what videos are funny, and there's really good aesthetic blogs and fashion in general

Like it's nice being able to laugh at things without sifting through a bunch of wretched assholes like on this site

>>8738322
I dunno man, it's different for everyone. If you have trouble with compliments like that, focus on smaller, more directed ones like "I like your top/shoes/ect." And make sure you mean it, it's a lot of fun to flatter.

Being able to crack jokes is important too, even if they're cheesy or dumb. People are a lot more comfortable around you when you can make them laugh.

Also there have been studies that if you greet somebody more happily than usual, they may be more happy to see you the next time you meet. Dogs play us on this like a motherfuck.

And most people will generally be able to tell when you're giving them extra attention.

And I cannot begin to tell you how important motherfucking hugs are. They're like a foot in the door.

>>8736599
acne shirt, acne jeans and allstars is already 300
gtfo poorfag

>moved countries when I was 12
>My lifestyle completely changed and I became really antisocial until i was 18. I'm now 22.
>find it difficult to have conversations with majority of people. My mind just goes blank and I can't think of anything interesting to say even though I know quite a lot of shit.
>sometimes find people I get along with really well but I'm shit at keeping in contact with them.
>if they are a grill I become a massive bro/lad cocky douche who makes them feel inferior. I do it jokingly most of the time but over time I can see how it can be a problem.
>Currently seeing a girl. The only reason being, that I lived with her and my looks.
>Hardly ever compliment her or make her feel wanted.
>Constantly gets approached by guys who basically commit their love for her. Not that I mind but It makes me seem like even more of a douche.
>Can't deal with commitment to one person, partly because I had limited experience and feel like I should keep my options open.
>Sex doesn't interest me all that much unless I could have it with a different person every day. Thanks internet for introducing free porn and women of all colours of the rainbow.

>Finished 1st year in uni with 0 friends except my flat mates. Most of them are cool but I have nothing in common with them.
>tfw someone from my course asks me if I'm new about 3/4 of the way into the course.


Man it'd be nice to have a conversation with anyone I wanted. I can't even send messages to people on tinder. I seem to be stuck reminiscing about what my life once was and judging my self against people who live successful lives, at least in my eyes. All these ideals of what I'm suppose to be rather than improving on what I am.

deep feels.

>talking to a grill while doing some pseudo-outdoorish shit activity, wearing shitty cargos and hiking boots
>"so, what do you like anon ?"
>"outdoor activities, music, a-and fashion"
>"let me see a pic of what you wear on anormal day"
>grab camera
>show fitpic (basic fit, runners, skinnies, plain tee bomber)
>"You are dressed so badly, anon, i thought you really liked fashion. You're even wearing sport shoes"
>tfw plebs don't get it

>>8738491
or you just dress like shit and you've been on this board too consistently to see it. take a break bro.

>>8730676
here you go

>>8738470
Pretty much the only answer is just going to be to get over yourself.

>>8726268
Michael Cera?

>browse /fa/ for a year
>acquire a fair amount of knowledge of fashion in general and now dress a lot better than I did the previous year
>i'm considered the fashionable one in my circle of friends
>my friends (who already had a vague interest in clothing) start asking me for advice and taking tips etc
>most of them just wear entry-level streetwear (huf, the hundreds, etc)
>one friend literally starts copying almost everything I wear
>starts wearing drop-crotch sweats and black all the time (like me)
>he's a /fit/izen and has lost a lot of weight in the past year
>he doesn't even take /fa/ seriously and the only meme designer he knows of is Rick
>start to regret introducing him into fashion and sharing my ideas with him
It doesn't seem like he'll ever develop his own style as I'm his biggest influence and he won't lurk the board because he can't stand the summerfags

>>8738491
>"You are dressed so badly, anon, i thought you really liked fashion.
>tfw plebs don't get it
called the fuck out and still in denial.
i bet she dresses circles round you son.

>>8726268

>wear a seersuckert short sleeve t
>throwing a party
>"the one" is coming
>all my friends make fun of me in front of her for looking like a catholic school boy
>get smeshed
>she whispers she's into it
>take her to my room and put a babby inside her

thank you based gitman bros vintage

we're gonna make it bros

>>8738491

that's pretty bad man. This is why i avoid dressing too "fashionable"

>>8726214
talk shit post fit bruh

>>8738470
are you me..? yep.. you definitely are.. there can only be one

>>8726520
>do no-poo for 5 months, hair is great
>fucking dermatitis
>fucking dandruff
>need to selsun that shit once a week
>shit's dry.

>>8738719
post pic of grill

>>8736976
This song made me feel a lot better, thanks

>tfw everyone loves my chelseas

>>8731487
my condolences

>>8736453
sounds aight tbh

>leave service at conscription military forces to do alternative non-military service
>walk around military facilities area in my sic fits
>weird looks everywhere
plebs :)

>decided to sell a sweatshirt that's too big for me, threw in a washer and accidentally set on hot water
>finished, put it on again just in check
>it fits right
>mfw

>>8736793
I am become feel

>>8725941
Even my gf thinks i'm gay. also

>anon you're so cold why don't you care about anything
>try to open up about little shit
>awww, you're so gay

my jeans are like my heart, black and raw.

>>8742107
>Having a bitch that keep dissing you insted of wishing the best for you
Get your shit together boy pussy

>>8729098
>>8729372
i never really cared for it, and i just didnt want it to be in my inspo folders

also post fit, fuccbois
as for feels

i havent been this sad for a loong fucking time

>>8742972
my roommate is shooting NYC fashion week and I'm all alone in our house. I'm also a total shut in.

not sad for any reason besides just being lonely. it will be nice to have a day or two alone tho.

>everyone IRL thinks I'm gay because "well turned out"
>am not. even /lit/ called me a fuccboi

>>8729153
Yeah how'd you know? The bus?

>>8729969

>>8729089
>>Only color I think I look good in is black
you thought wrong, try some fucking color

>>8729188
>im becoming antisocial
>#livindalyfe
also, /fa/ - personal blog

>walking on street wearing /fa/ shit
>pleb girl walks past me, laughing to herself
>insecure about whether she was laughing at my clothes or about something else she saw/remembered.

>>8730931
>answer is short and precise
like him

>>8736383
holy shit
this level of sperg is beyond what im used to

>>8743922
post pics of said shirt

>>8726171
Most of the shit you'll ever say you have 'passion' for is pretty gay. If you say you have a passion for learning or politics for example.
However, you could say you have a passion for knowledge or democracy and people would think you're alpha as fuck.

>>8726268
She was trying to see if you were single.

>>8730380
hahahahahahahahah
lmao
at
your
life

>>8731335
>tfw I want the grey hair but will be forever stuck with this blondish-amber mess

>>8736488
>having a phone
>thinks he's fashionable
Kill yourself.

>>8731481
what city you live in bruh

>>8736564
Stop tempting me.
I've already wanted to visit the land of the cheese-danish for a while now.
How do you feel about /fa/ Americans in your country?

>>8736533
Based baldchan

>>8736793
>>too critical to be a narcissist
You are a narcissist. This is one of the personality traits of a narcissist.

>>8744377
Tfw ill be full ceasar milan by 30. Cant fucking wait.

>>8736798
;_;

>>8736881
Kill yourself.

>>8736793
insecure as fuck

you probably dont even feel comfortable in your own skin

I'm almost skinnyfat, and occasionally just wear sweats from jc penny and a drapey shirt from tricky dick and idgaf

>>8736913
No.
You just give off an aura of being a nigger.
Not /fa/ at all.

>bought a satchel to carry my shit in (SBL)
>buy a used one on ebay in a hurry
>it arrives in a torn up box, late
>open it
>its a fucking briefcase
>dumb bitch selling it mislabeled it
fuck

>>8738303
It's shit.
Kill yourself tumblr baby.

>>8736793
I bet you look fantastic*~*

>>8726520
I been doin' nopoo forever you fucking pleb.

>tfw wearing mom's black curtains in public
>nobody appreciates art anymore

>>8736800
ok ;)

>discover /fa/ a couple months ago
>still dress mallcore because broke af

i need to start selling drugs or something......

>>8744640
>iktfb
Ive been here two years and just copped the basics this summer
>tfw didnt have any money for summer clothes

>>8736918
And you need to stop thinking that you're seeing truly for the first time. The hivemind allows you a sense of community, and eventually the misplaced anger and lack of cultural awareness seeps into your mind. You become another lackey for misinfo, unsupported scientific research, and secular bashing. They are relics of a time when new ideas were fitted into existing worldviews.
Now kindly fuck off.

>>8738329
This. Most people who shit on tumblr in general have never used it. People really believe that the whole place is social progressive butcher house.

>>8744402
Auckland
nz
not even very /fa/ i think i just lucked out

>watching joseph beuys documentary at school on laptop
>people think it's gay porn
>mfw gay porn should be art

>>8726118
looooooooool

which book? new one? or the taschen one? every book in that taschen series is like that lol

>buy a new jacket
>looks like shit in photos online but see it irl and it's bare banging
>wear it for the first time to work
>3 chicks saying they like my jacket
>my homie colleague b like "anon that's a dope jacket ma g nice cop"
>feels good :)

>>8745390
w2c

>>8745394
supreme quilted coaches jacket mate
probably won't float your boat but it's amazing in rl lyf

>>8745398
don't like it much but i was thinking of copping the hi vis taped seam raincoat lol

>>8745410
yeah I wanted the black one as well but haven't got enough money for that

>>8745390
what jacket?

>>8745424
>>8745398

>>8745419
some nice stuff this season in all honesty. i really liked the classic logo crewneck but couldnt afford

shame the eu peeps get raped every time :(

>>8736564
w2c these parties? im danish too

>>8745436
that face mask tho

>>8736807
brah my black skinnies are so tight they almost look like leggings, and no one ever says shit besides compliments.
getting a longer inseam for more stacking helps tight jeans not seem as tight as they are, and imo look way better

>>8736564
Fuck, no idea how shit happens here in Norway.
We have some pretty cool djs that are not too known in general that apparently rips it up once in a while and does pretty good in other countries.

>>8729089
Same with me, but I like white a bit too.
Sigh

>>8725779
u 8nt sr9 m8, is this b8?

>>8733984
What's wrong with looking like a skater?

>>8746334
a lot

tfw I've just received all my cops in the mail but also got my license suspended and I realize I can't show off my new fits

>>8746336
Why did I expect a proper response on /fa/?

>>8725779
What shoes are those in the OP?

>>8746821
They caught you sippin and swervin, homie?

>>8746821
Youre a fucking dumbass. Theres no excuse for having your license suspended. Thats foodstamps recipient tier.

>Buy Star Wars shoes (pic related, but not me)
>Think "Wow, those look kind of neat I guess I could get them."
>As soon as I get home I realize I don't have the balls to wear them because I am scared as fuck someone will make fun of me
>I did the exact same thing when I wanted to start wearing hats and bought like 3 of them then chicken shitted out at the last moment
D-do they look that bad? Or do you think I could still wear them outside or at my uni without getting my shit slapped?

>>8747807
are you a grill?

>>8747789
paladium black boot something

>>8747807
the shoes would like fine if your just wearing normal clothes.
also lots of people wear hats, I don't see why you would be scared to wear them. unless they are bright af

>>8747840
No. Why, are my shoes girly?

>>8747848
What the fuck are "normal" clothes? Like a shirt and jeans?
>Why am I afraid to wear hats
Because I have never worn them in my life and if I just suddenly start wearing them people will call me a faggot, won't they?

>>8747807
At first I would come up to you and say nice shoes casually and walk away, but once I walk away I'll just laugh and make you feel even shittier than if I have just laughed without telling you they look nice in the first place.

Lmao fucking nerd

>>8747854
not that dude, but your pant roll + ankles look girly as fuck. you seem to have qt3.14 feet.

>>8747789
paladium baggy somethin. Just go to their website cunt

>>8747878
I clearly stated it wasn't me in the pic.

>>8747854
Not particularly, but in my head it looks like something a gril would be able to pull off fairly easier than a dude.

I'm sure they're fine though.

>>8747807

They're Vans. Fucking whatever. Use them at beaters, sell them, give them to someone you know - don't let them just sit there. And don't ask an Indonesian Claymation forum what to do.

>>8747871
S-so I can't wear them in public?

>>8747890
>2014
>Using Vans as shitty walk around shoes
They're a good brand anon. Let me guess, you walk around in your Jordans and shit like a wigger?

>>8747807
yikes m8 idk, if you wore em with confidence I suppose you'd be fine as with any clothing, you see straight dudes wearing fruity shit all the time and girls think they're unique just cause they dont shit themselves when they get called out on em, so wear em like you dont give a fuck what anyone thinks and you'll be mired I promise

>>8747891
No, you can and should wear them in public.

Am I not being clear?

>>8747902
I can't see myself being able to do this. How the fuck am I supposed to be confident in Star Wars Vans and try to pick up qt3.14 grils?

>>8747897
Some body got their feelings hurt.

>>8747854
Tfw some fat british kid pulls more hoes than me.

>>8747909
That is because goddamn Vans are the only brand of shoes white people can wear right. Wearing Jordans makes people call you a wigger, other nike shoes except for running and a few KDs will result in the same response.

>>8747907
alright m8 listen, you bought em cause you liked em right? Other people will find them interesting or call you gay, to the people that call you gay just have a response ready

>>8736433
when people comment to me like that I shut them down because a majority of people know I dress well

>>8738491
ya cuz normal people don't have context for that fit so u just look like some basic randomanon.
see, normal people look at overall style rather than if pinrolls are too loose

>>8736807

As long as you're skinny black jeggings are fine tbh

gf gives me shit about them but nobody really cares much

>>8736798

Damn, dude. Just keep in mind that if you put yourself out there enough you'll eventually find a few friends, even if it takes a long time.

>tfw generally considered hot

>tfw every qt wants to hit it

>tfw loathe women just as much as I did before I got attractive

>tfw just a narcissistic asshole that won the gene lottery

>tfw will never be a genuinely good person

>tfw wear expensive clothes just to spite people who can't afford them

>tfw spend everything I make on blow, shoes, and jackets

Don't even know what to say to all this tbh

>>8747807

Nut up and wear them sometime, most people won't give a shit

Just don't wear them to the hood

>>8748009
The only places I really go are work and uni now. I just hope nobody laughs at my Star Wars Vans, my overall style is plain as fuck so I'd imagine me showing up wearing those are going to instantly attract attention since I mostly only wear black/white/gray Vans. Hopefully it isn't negative attraction.

>>8748026

Normies don't care about shoes, if you want to be noticed get some nigger-stompers or wear a bright red bomber

Nobody's going to notice your star wars shoes, and if they do then they'll probs like them tbh

>tfw /fa/
>cut hair off and start wearing dope fits
>cop gf
>cop flyswatter to swat the flocks of bitches away from my dick
>effayness still in efflorescence
>gf is a shitty gf but I don't know that
>hanging on because I feel like that's what you do even though I don't like her or want to be with her anymore (didn't know it at the time)
>gf's redneck dad says I'm gay and just don't know it yet
>gf's younger brother dates his cousin
>gf breaks up with me
>become more /fa/
>cop new, better gf

We're all gonna make it, /fa/ :^)

>>8748001
Use that disgust of poorfags to become disgustingly rich. Be the rich guy that never gives to charities and spits on the homeless. Do it for you m8.

Y'all niggas are doing it wrong if people think you're gay

I wear fucking tight ass jeans and women's sweaters.

I wear fucking mascara and foundation every day.

Nobody thinks I'm gay. No gay guys have looked, no girls have asked, and no girls even question it. I'd know it if they were.

I'm also 6'3" and 135 pounds. Hungry skeleton mode.

You know what's funny though? In my old country, the homoerotic guys were the big muscly dudes, not the skinny guys.

It's not the clothes that make people think you're gay. It's you.

>>8748199
This without the makeup part.

>>8748117
>Nigger-Stompers
Literally what.

>>8748353
This nigga doesnt even stomp

>>8748500
I have to know what the fuck I am stomping with before I stomp. What the fuck are Nigger-Stompers?

>>8748524
Shoes for niggers. Why are you so dumb. What happened to you.

>>8748524
Bulky shoes worn by African Americans

>>8748570
>>8748571
I'd have thought you could have just said "Nigger shoes".

>>8748604
its alright m8, I thought nigger stompers were boots worn by whites to stomp niggers at first