/fa/ - Fashion

>>8721090
punchable face

>>8721090
By Being a fat lesbian

>>8721090
what is it about his face that makes it looks so fucking gay

>>8721118
hes gay

>>8721090
sustained high speed fellattio.. the rapid head movements create air flow that gets that cool swept back and to the side look and all the sweat from your exertion will set it in place
now get on your knees and get sucking
fashion is hard work

>>8721090
Have naturally straight hair.
Grow it to needed length.
Wake up, do nothing.
End.

>>8721138
This.

I've got pretty much the hair in the OP, and all I do is pretty much these simple steps.

that's not a hair style op, that's a male faggot model whose had his hair just styled for that one photo..

you cant have hair like that in the real world, it would just go flat in seconds.

learn2irl

>>8722603
not true my hair is somewhat similar texture/thickness/straightness and will sometimes need adjusting throughout the day (w/o product) but 95% of the time looks good.

thick hair masterace

Good taste OP
I want that but shorter sides, a-am I gonna make it?

Well, the first thing you gotta do is be a giant homo.

Why do you want this hair "style" OP? It's not a flattering look on any guy and if you intentionally style it this way, you look like too much of a try-hard.

The style itself wouldn't be too bad if the length was much shorter than this. In fact, it would probably be a good look. But your hair can't be that long if you want to pull it off.

>>8722640
I think I'm jelly of your hair if there's no product in it

>>8722640
where is ur forehead

>>8722649
you kidding me?

>>8722640
your hair is dry and brushy as shit

handle that. it looks bad

>>8722640
dude

WHERE THE FUCK IS YOU'RE FORE HEAD???//

ive seen low hairlines on indians and inbreds, but you literally have no forehead. you should fucking shave or wax some of that because it's fucking freaky. at least go to zayn malik tiny forehead tier. you currently have zero forehead which makes you look really fucked up

>>8721090

high doses of estrogen

preferably rectally administered

>>8722674
>>8722680
>>8722671
Haha lowest forehead of anyone I know, it's not non existent though, 2 1/2 fingers from eyebrows

>>8722680
Fucked up is a bit harsh, I've probably got laid more than you fuccboi

>>8722709
last time i checked looking inbred wasn't all the rage with the grills

>>8722712
It's funny as my dad has a 5head, mum has a 3head - I'm happy with what I've got + better body than you almost guaranteed

>>8722712
he doesn't look inbred you 5head, just has a very very small forehead.

threehead idk if you should have big hairstyles like the picture you posted first, and definitely don't consider a style like OP's picture as that actually covers the forehead

>>8722680
Your* you in cultured swine

>>8722719
nice defensive mechanism revealing that you are actually supremely insecure about your inbred defect

attacking people over the internet when they point out you have a feature most commonly associated with those reproduced through genetic inbreeding

>>8722640
Damn, dude. And I thought my forehead was nonexistent...

>>8722640
nigga slipped and accidentally hit da forehead size slider all da way 2 da left lmao

>>8722719
>says he's more attractive and fucks more bitches
>isn't comfortable with showing people his uggo face so he blocks it out

top kek m80 8^)

>>8722640
>>8722719
Are you looking at your own picture? You clearly don't even lift. you're skinnyfat as fuck.

>>8722799
Say mad

>>8722827
>this is what he was hyping up
LOL you dont even look like you lift bro, i could ohp you and your skinny ass

>>8722799
Stay mad lads

>>8722837
12" bicep crew
only lifting a month crew

>>8722835

>>8722837
im dead m8

truly this board is shit now

>>8722837
>my tricep when skinnyfats crawl over from /fit/ to try to show off to my skellington bros on /fa/

>>8722837

where's your tricep bruh? you'll never get past 13'' arms if you don't build your triceps

your deltoid too

lay off the curls and do some push movements

>>8722854
>>8722851
Topkek. I never even said I lifted, I climb, bike, hike - didn't mean to offend anyone btw. I'm off, enjoy your day m80s.

>>8721131
hahaha

>>8722865
>backpedaling at the speed of light

>>8722851
fuck off oldilocks

>>8722851
This means nothing to no one except fit cross posters

>>8722868
Pls don't set top sekret hacker group anonymouse onto me

>>8721090
straighteners in all sorts of ways

or volume-increasing product mixed with hairdryer

>>8722704
>>8722640
Shit Hair hahahaha

>>8721090
>no poo and silika
>shitload of oil and hair porduct
>perfect genetics and no poo
+
>1hr working it out in front of the mirror with a comb

>>8722757
>>>8722680
>Your* you in cultured swine

>in cultured swine

>cultured swine

>cultured

The word you were looking for was Uncultured....fucking imbecile.

>>8722922
you really are an ugly mudslime sorry, my suggestion is sudoku and hope for a better life when your reborn

>>8721090
You don't