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>Mfw when i don't have a qt 3.14 /fa/ gf

>> No.8685247

Nobody cares
Go whine about it in r9k

>> No.8685255
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>>8685240
>iktf

>> No.8685266

>>8685240
You don't want one.

>> No.8685309

>>8685240
looks like she's homeless

>> No.8685313

Someday you all will

>> No.8685328

Help me get a gf

Theres this girl who said she liked me and is attracted to me but she is sort of frigid, she has only been with one other person and is 'scared of getting hurt again' What do I do?

>> No.8685350
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8685350

if i ever get a gf im gonna use her to live out all these great female fits that i cant cause penis

>> No.8685366

>>8685328
Take her to the coffee shop and talk with her. Ask her where she's from, if she has siblings, what her family is like, what her parents do, what her favorite bands are, what her favorite movies are, places she's been, places she wants to go, what she wants to be, where she works now, what drugs she's done. Hug when you meet and when you leave, kiss at the end the next time you hang out.

>> No.8685372

>>8685350
Ditto.

>> No.8685375

>>8685350
You're going to make her dress like a man?

>> No.8685383

>>8685366
Ive already done all that, Ive kissed her, she talks about how she wants me to cuddle her.

>> No.8685394
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8685394

>tfw no qt /fa/ bf
/fa/ men are so hard to find

>> No.8685404

>>8685383
She's asking to be fingered then. Do a movie night, weed optional. When you end up talking through it and she lays back far make out with her for a bit then shove your hand down her pants and finger her. Continue as if you were going to fuck her, she'll stop you then you stop. Cuddle for a bit then when you leave and kiss her push her against the wall and grab her ass. Then go home.

>> No.8685411

>tfw the only girls i'm attracted to look like 12 year old boys

send help ;..;

>> No.8685456

>>8685375
Bad example i guess

>> No.8685593

>>8685350
>that i cant
bullshit, be a trap.

>> No.8685604

>>8685240
No one cares

>> No.8685619

>>8685411
I know the feels.

Skeleton, a-cup tits, 5", short hair, perfect

>> No.8685625

>>8685619
Why a-cup?

>> No.8685636

>>8685625
I love itty-bitty titties

>> No.8685645

>>8685636
Low t?

>> No.8685665

>>8685404
I dont know how to ask, do you just say do you want to be my gf?

>> No.8685703

>>8685665
Wait until after sex and introduce her as your gf when you meet someone.

>> No.8685715

>>8685645
Not at all. Full beard, high sex drive, do calisthenics/bodyweight regularly

>> No.8685730

>>8685703
I think she thinks of sex as this big thing though

>> No.8685765

>>8685730
How long have you been dating? Just play it cool, drop the introduction don't ask "do you want to go steady?" Like it's the 50s.

>> No.8685768

>>8685247
>>8685604
Fuck off then

>> No.8685790
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>>8685394
>tfw i've only met one /fa/ man & i live in texas

>> No.8685796

>tfw all semi well dressed grills who are decent looking that I know are all basic hipster tumblr bitches with too many opinions.

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>>8685765
For a couple of weeks, sometimes I feel she might lose interest. I play it cool, I dont over text or anything, just never had a gf and want one

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>>8685790
houston?

>>8685796
fucking this

>> No.8685812

>>8685800
That's why you have to advance physically and plan fun dates. Have you fingered her? Most girls let that happen within 2 weeks them make me wait another 2-4 for actual sex.

>> No.8685832

>>8685812
I kissed her in public and she was shy about doing it. We havent been to either of each others houses

>> No.8685840

>>8685832
Then do what I said before and finger her. Use your middle two fingers and make a come here motion, pulling up and back and rubbing your palm into her clit and be rough.

>> No.8685848

>>8685840
Ive fingered a gril before m8, how am I supposed to do that in public?

>> No.8685864

>>8685848
How do I know if you've never had a gf? Do it at your place or hers.