/fa/ - Fashion

fuck is this

I can't believe you are touching it.

Its what trannies use to tuck their dick in between their legs.

>>8674317

This. Better go sanitize your hands.

>>8674304
Crotch guard

>>8674317
>>8674324
no fucking way guys, a leg cant fit in there. NO FUCKING WAY. I fucking rubbed my eye and it itches me now fuck.

>>8674317
lol pls b troll

>>8674317
lmao

lmao touching tranny croch garde

>>8674317
Don't listen to this troll. It's one of those masks you see Japanese gangsters wearing. Put it on and take a pic. :p

>>8674334
Go to the doctor, HIV contact begins with minor irritation and itch. Eyes are very absorbent to viruses and bacteria.

>>8674341
>>8674348
You two shut up.
This is serious

>>8674341
but he going put mouth on croch gard lol

>>8674348
Looks like someone is in for a ride.

>>8674304
thats used by gays to hold their balls and dick

>>8674361
Pic or I don't believe you

>>8674354
Seriously flush your eyes. I don't know why you don't think that was serious. Trans people are very prone to HIV and other Sexually transmitted infections and diseases.

>>8674317
>>8674361

top fucking kek

>>8674304
Women use it to stop vag fumes from invading our noses

idk what the fuck that is but the fact that it was just in an h&m jacket adds to the hilarity

Best thread in 2014.

OP, that's why you don't shop at H&M.

>>8674308
>he's touching a transexual genital restrainment sling

Fucking why would you touch that.

It's clearly a hat

>this thread

slingshot I think

Oh my god hahahahahhahaha what jacket?

>>8674304
Its a cool pirate eyepatch! Why dont you try it on, jacky?

>>8674412
A demin jacket, I found it in the inner pocket.

>>8674390
>>8674390

>>8674304
try it on op

it's a penis enlargement device

rub it on your mushroom tip vigorously

Post a fit

>>8674429
this

>>8674304
its a kids panty

OP here, it's really small. I highly doubt this is underwear.

>Post it to H&M's facebook complaining
>E-mail it to H&M's customer service
>Have /fa/ like the post
>Hilarity ensues

>>8674432
Stop trying to give me an erection

>>8674437
I'm 100% supporting this idea

>>8674440
lmao

maybe it's a miniature hammock of some kind, hamsters and such

>>8674437
this is probably the best thing to do if you want to figure out what it is also it would be legendary

>>8674437
No way I am facebooking this shit

>>8674304
It's probably the lining from a pocket, check the other pockets and see if there's some in there.

is a micro-bikini for kids

enjoy prison OP

>>8674465
Erection achieved

>>8674468
>MFW I feel dirty and in need of watching my hands just for reading this thread in mi phone.
WTF OP??

>>8674468
Same here.

>>8674481
*washing
(I was in the watch thread)

Where to cop? looks comfy

>>8674503
h&m obviously

>>8674304
it's a mask used in research centers by scentists to protect themselves against lethal viruses.

RIP in peace OP.

Is OP kill

>>8674558
seems like it
may mcqueen sleep by his sidew

>>8674558
ouch

>>8674558
Probably sniffing the tranny cock stains and furiously fapping

Welp.

Time to burn all the stuff I got from H&M.

who the fuck would put this in a jacket

no fucking mercy

and on this day
we all were

euphoric

So what is it really? And if it actually is for tucking your junk where can I get one other than H&M?

>>8675327

is H&M the official tranny store of /fa/?

i don't shop there so i really wouldn't know.

>mfw i go to a new H&M that was just built in my country
>mfw signs on the men's dressing rooms tell everyone to use the female dressing rooms
>dressing rooms just have curtains between rooms
>constantly opening them and asking me if i need help
>guy employee wants to help me put on my pants

this store is literally gay

>>8675376
it's not gay to get a blowjob from an h&m sales assistant if they offer and you don't pay for it.

it goes over your ears OP

holy shit this thread made my day

this was a great thread

>>8675376
any retailbros care to weigh in on this. why the fuck do you ask me if everything is all right when i'm in there?
do i look so un/fa/ that you think i'm in there to shoot up?

>>8675450
We don't want you stealing anon

tranny here. can confirm it's what i use to cover up my balls when i'm being banged in Tibet.

>>8675450
its theyre job to ask you ignorant twat

>>8674437
>>8674455
yeah do it faggot

>>8675450
that's probably the most /fa/ thing you could do in a h&m fitting room

>>8675476
yes but for what purpose? what need are they expecting me to have that they are there to fulfill at that time?

>>8675460
so, it's just to rattle my cage and let me know you've got your eye on me? all right.

What's it smell like, OP?

>>8675491
>mfw my friend was smoking a cigarette in h&m while browsing and all the employees were too beta to even stop him

i was gonna record it and post on WorldStar but then i realized i sold my phone to buy rick

H&M F/W 2014

>>8675491
Do what ? Massacre ?

just fucking e-mail h&m

Holy fuck OP you have a gaff. Homemade from the looks of it.

>>8674304
>gaff
ahahahhaha

>>8675508
>mfw i get kicked out of stores for eating ice cream
is there anything less /fa/ than that

>>8675585
>can't eat ice cream while looking at clothes

posting in epic thread

>>8675585
i got kicked out of fazolli's for dumping my drink into my camelback container. they said "no outside drinks" and i tried to explain that it wasnt from outside, i just liked the container more.

rip in peace op :(

>>8675503
It smeels new, fresh. It doesn't smell like cum or balls or vagina.

>>8675665
No I am still alive fa.

Ive seen so much booty at h&m fitting rooms. Those curtains are great

>>8675493
>yes but for what purpose? what need are they expecting me to have that they are there to fulfill at that time?

most of their employees are slacker kids and so the best way to get them to actually work is to harp on them to talk to customers all the damn time
you will actually be scolded for not basically harassing everyone that walks in

That's not a gaff. I'm not sure what it is, but it's not used for tucking balls.

I come from /pol/
>>34309395

>>8676667
No way, OP's thing is far smaller, and more square.

>>8674418
That probably wasn't supposed to be there.

>>8675468
Don't you mean bangkok?

>>8676689
>he hasn't fucked tibetan monk trannies

>>8676667
it's one for children

>>8674437

This

>>8676692
gotta love those monk ladyboys

>>8674437
DO IT DO IT

Better fucking run and hide OP. partyvan is setting you up for some kiddie diddling bullshit

W O W

/lgbt/ says it's not >>8674317

>>8675675
>It smeels new, fresh. It doesn't smell like cum or balls or vagina.
>smelled it
>muh sides

>>8676980
>>>/lgbt/3168260

>>8674304
anyone else zoomed to check for stains?

>>8676990
CONFIRMED NOT FOR TUCKING

>>8676990
Way to ruin the thread, faggots.

...
heh

>>8676990
>It's an egg cradle! Chicken farmers carry about fifty of these in one hand and they set one egg into each cradle.

Literal slave laborer making jokes by putting their shit in jacket pockets top lel

>>8675508
your friend sounds awesome

>>8677266
nigger

toasting in epic bread

>>8674304
so did anyone figure out what it really is
looks like a mask for little girls in bangladesh working in collapsing faactories

>>8677436
This.

>>8674437
winrar

>>8677436
It's a cry for help from a child in H&M slave labour.

:'''((

>OPfw it has ebola

>>8674304

Looks like one of the 12-year-old slaves at the H&M sweatshop dropped their mouth guard thingy.

It might not necessarily be for putting your legs through it.

Maybe you put it over your dick and then take the ends of that and wrap them together behind your balls so that way your dick gets pushed back with your nuts and then everything is tucked in together.

:^)

>>8677484
i don't think you know how penises work

>>8674304
I swear to god if you don't post this shit on h n m's fb your the most beta fag ever

>>8674304

I dunno op it looks way too small, but it does look like a gaff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM1vuyZodqQ

it could have been put in the pocket by just some activist trying to protest against the way hm gets their clothes or something

>>8677469
This. OP, you have to post this on H&M Facebook page. You HAVE TO.

>>8675675
>It smeels new, fresh. It doesn't smell like cum or balls or vagina.

best thread of 2014

mods sticky

>>8675675
actual LOL

>>8675675
lmao im dying

wtf

i guess lgbt has confirmed is must be a shitty mask the sweatshop slaves wear so you should really post this on h&m's facebook.

>>8675675
how would you know how a vagina smells

I was here.

>>8678609
This makes sense.

Could he make money out of this?

>>8678637
cos i fucked your mom

>>8678687
you're*

>>8678706
LOL! i trolled you!

-LOLman

dubs get

>>8678706
trolling is a art

>>8678766

>>8674304

it's a mouthguard for the factory workers

it's small because it's for children

fettucini fettucini
op got a tranny thingy
now i shall get the dubs

>>8678801
close 1 m8

>>8678766

>>8678800

>>8678800
Oh my god it all makes sense now. I am dying this is too good. Please post this to Facebook.

OP where was the jacket made? Bangladesh?

Posting in this thread is the only reason I have to keep going

>>8675675
>smeels

lol

>>8677469
>>8678609
This. You should really post this on their Facebook.

it's an eyepatch OP put it on and take a pic

>>8679312
>>8678609
>>8677469
this

>>8675030

*tips flatcap*

>>my sides

OP did you order it or buy it from the store?

rofl

even if it's not a tranny panty, there's still a good chance that facemask has H7N9, masks don't just randomly drop in jackets

Fucking do it OP!

This thread is GOAT. Seriously, post this on their facebook! inb4 massive shitshow

>>8681408
this thread got capped on /r/4chan already

It's probably an improvised face mask from one of the garment workers who made the jacket.

(from http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8469977.stm))

>>8674317
I fucking kekked so hard

>>8681781
thats exactly what it looks like

>>8682142
this shit isprobably like when someone stitched "SEND HELP" in some primark clothing tags to fuck with people

>>8682146

or when that guy hid "send help" in those shitty decorations because they needed help

OP you need to go viral with this it will be hilarious and H&M will shit bricks

Everyone needs to spam H&M's facebook/website/emails/phone lines about this.

>>8677462
damn...

>>8682146
"Help! Im trapped in a bubblegum factory!"

>>8674437
>>8674455
DO IT

op if that really is something that ties h&m to a sweatshop you can get famous as fuck if you expose them

>>8675376
>separate dressing rooms for men and women
do you live in Iran or something

Did you tried tasting it OP?

>>8675450
I used to go into Zumiez for sweatshirts and shit and now I can't because of the immense amount of pestering I receive from the 20-something dropouts that work there.

Just let me look at clothes you fucking tools.

>>8685296
>bored at mall
>walk into zumiez with old supreme camp on
>dat some supreme boy holy shit
>employees freak out over supreme of all brands

>>8677469
maybe it's a message
>herp us prease

masketta man

>>8685320

>Chinese people wear facemasks

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

somebody post this on HM's facebook if OP doesn't want to

>>8685336
you do it faggot

>>8685349
fuck you faggot I don't want to look like a faggot

>>8674304

Any chance this is a swatch from the jacket?

someone please post it on h&m wall

>>8677436
Honestly it is probably this.

>>8674304

Here we all are making jokes when it's actually a cry for help after little Pingu died of overexhaustion in Hell and Mauritz's Chinese garment factories

>>8685467
I love capitalism

Is OP alive???

>>8675376
>this store is literally gay

That's why I shop there.

>It smeels new, fresh. It doesn't smell like cum or balls or vagina.

>>8685824
lel

>>8678609
Post it on their facebook and demand they execute that worker for tainting your clothing with their 3rd world germs

Tell them it gave you tuberculosis and you want free shit as compensation.

>>8674444
good quads

OP WHY HAVNT YOU POSTED THIS ON THEIR FACEBOOK.
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ROLLING IN FREE H&M SHIT BY NOW

>>8685841
loving every laugh

>>8686538
>>8686538
cause it probably isnt real lol

wish it was tho

>>8686538
if you roll over H&M clothing it will just tear apart

>>8687269

>>8674304
This could be a sweatshop mask. Are you not going to post this on their facebook and expose it?

>>8674317

FUCKING YOU KEK'D ME HARD M80

>>8674304
so why hasn't this been stickied yet?