/fa/ - Fashion

>>8623715
>tfw size 16 foot and just copped Roshes because they were all I could find
>I knew they were pleb-tier

>>8623715
>>tfw you want to be well dressed but every store in your city is pleb as fuck
t-thank your for feeling my feel anon kun

also try using castor oil at night on your scalp, grills use that to grow hair and eye lashes

>>8623728

By the way, I didn't see many guys wearing roshes in Spain, but now that I have seen them closely they seriously look pretty shitty.

Maybe with a good fit they look alright. Idk, I guess seeing them on fuccbois who wear them with stupid shorts and tees doesn't help.

>>8623757
Oh I don't do anything like that. Good streetwear, techwear, with a little bit of added lunarcore spice. They're the first clothes that I've gotten complimented on, mostly by fuccgirls.
>mfw

>tfw spent all my money on clothes
>barely any money left for food
>only eat the veggies I grow on my balcony
>tfw leaning up and cutting fat

>>8623852
>only eat the veggies I grow on my balcony
so /fa/

>tfw when getting hit on by hot chicks

>>8623740

The actual pain is not the waiting. It is:

1. I have a fucking ton of wavy, thick, dark hair.
2. Without a proper cut and thinning it just looks like a dead cat over my head, and when the weather's so warm it's way worse.
3. So when I try to grow it out the moment a month passes after a haircut it gets pretty unmanageable and I start to feel the urge to get a haircut.
4. But I don't have a trusted hairdresser, because I moved from city to city a lot of times.
5. Then when I go to get a haircut to some new place, even after telling them I want to grow it longer and I just want to give it a bit of shape and control the thing on the back and sides, most of them just do whatever they want to (usually something fuccboish).
6. And no, I don't use to tell them anything until I see the final thing unless I think they're fucking up too much.
7. Indeed, the best one is some cheap barber that does exactly what I ask him and doesn't try to be edgy. The bad thing is that he just does basic stuff.

Result: After something like a year of trying to grow it out I had to get it pretty short once because too much fucking up and now is just like 8 cm. at its longest.

>>8623902
the trick is learning to live with the cat on your head
my experience say so at least

>2 more weeks of living in a country that used to be your motherland 4 years ago, until you moved
>have no friends left
>well at least im one of the few /fa/ ppl on the street
>5/10 chick talked to me excitedly at a store
>i havent fucked in a while and would do her, but i am younger than her and too pussy too ask her out in front of her colleagues

>breaking up with my 1st gf this week
>she is so attached to me
>she is gonna go psycho
>i dont even like her anymore
>god help me do this painlessly

when i saw her naked the first time it felt like i was cheated: she was so unfit and had disgusting amounts of acne on her back and od body hair

What town? I'm from Bossòst, Val d'Aran on the border with France.

We get Frenchies here all the time, but not dressing the way you describe.

>>8623885
i do not know this feel

>>8623885

>>8623948

All the way to the West, next to Hendaye.

Yep, they're not like the frenchies I'm used to see. I bet most of them are tourists that come from the North to the beach.

>>8623885
>Women staring at me

I went out today and my dad kept mentioning the girls who said hi to me that he responded to for me, and were looking at me but I didn't notice them until he told me.

>>8623969
>Basque

>>8623715
>tfw real life is not GTA and you can't get out of the hairdresser's with your hair longer than when you got in
>tfw growing out hair is a nightmare
>tfw you want to be well dressed but every store in your city is pleb as fuck

Why do i even live

>>8623715
>tfw you want to be well dressed but every store in your city is pleb as fuck

holy shit i know this feel. Have to shop online for pretty much everything.

>complaining about what other people wear

Loving every laugh

You are probably the type of tool who whines about your outfit getting played out and tell people you were the first to rock it

>>8623885

I'm pretty used to girls hitting on me but they're never hot chicks. Fuckable, yes. Hot, not (at least by my standards). I never see hot chicks hitting on anybody.

>>8623970

Last time I went with my dad for a walk a group of teenagers started screaming "Handsome!" at me.

>>8623993

I'm not complaining. It just was funny.

Not like I am some elitist or deluded /fa/ggot. I go to my job wearing the worst and oldest I have on my wardrobe and I have no problem with that. I don't want my other clothes to get dirty or sweaty.

>TFW no girls hit on me
>Can't be /fa/ and have girls gawking over me and be all edgy and /fa/ and ignore them because they're pleb tier
>Oh well

>>8623958
not today ed-boi

>tfw haven't had a good day in a long time

>>8624856
also
>finally got a haricut
>realize hair doesn't matter when you hate your face

i don't want to do anything ever

>>8623715
>tfw lead on by qt
>tfw let qt know I'm into her
>tfw know its going to be no
>tfw end up getting shut down so fucking hard I'm questioning my life

>>8623970
>that he responded to for me
what
why are you not responding yourself what??

Why do you fuccbois care if other people dress like shit?

More attention and boypussy for your well dressed but perpetually insecure ass.

>>8623902
>Then when I go to get a haircut to some new place, even after telling them I want to grow it longer and I just want to give it a bit of shape and control the thing on the back and sides, most of them just do whatever they want to (usually something fuccboish).

How, where do people have this problem? Granted, I have my hair long so I don't get it cut frequently, but even when I've had it short I've never had a problem. Not with high-end arty cutters, not with oldschool barbers, not with flyover small Southern town girl salons.

I *have* had an oldschool barber give me shit when I asked for corrections multiple times in a sitting, but TBF I was being super picky and said something he took as an insult during it (that it looked too much like Bill Clinton's hair, to which he said "well that's a high dollar cut."). But he still made it right and I gave him a good tip.

Right now I got maintenance cuts from a friend who trained for it but never took the test.

>tfw girls stare at you
>tfw too pussy to say something
>tfw

>>8626597
Every time. The times I do, they smile greatly. I need to learn.

>>8624946
>not controlling your hairdresser
>you deserve your fuccboi haircut
Next time, bring a whip and a chair.

>havent kissed for a year
>havent hugged for a year
>didnt touch pussy for a year
>last time my dick was sucked was 2 years ago
>last time my dick was in pussy was 2 years agi
>still didnt fully get over her

i just need a new gf and it will pass wbut where is new gf come to me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk my life

>tfw /fa/ lurker, but not /fa/ myself
>tfw no qt 3.14 /fa/ bf to go shopping with

Seriously anon kun, you could tie my waist ties and I would help you with your cravat knot.

>>8627769
post body and face, I wont b ur bf if your fingers are fat

>>8627769

>going shopping with gf

No fucking way. I go shopping on my own. We can discuss our cops later but I'm not dealing with any gf comments.

>>8627794
No way I put myself on 4chan. I'm 'curvy' because spanish upbringing but nothing near fat. It's just that every /fa/ guy I met were gay, bad draw I guess.

>>8623934
I died on the last part

>tfw got myself a qt gf
>5'10, v slim
>tfw she got told to put on weight by next week or she'll have to stay in hospital for a bit (type 1 diabetic, think it affects her health if she's too skinny)

I want her to be healthy but don't want a hog for a gf lads, she's like the perfect body imo

>>8627835
where are you from at least

>tfw guys on 4chan talking about qt girls staring at them
>tfw when everyone looks at everyone else, its normal
>tfw these fuccbois actually think girls are mirin
>nxtlvlautism
>tfw you are nothing until you approach and number close

>>8623715

Autistic as fuck. Please kill yourself or >>/r9k/

>>8627848
France, city of lights. I guess I should keep shopping at BHV Le Marais and I'll finally find someone.

>>8627853

Mate, if I see some girl looking at me I don't think she's 'mirin', but if everytime I check she's staring at me I begin to suspect.

>>8627869

Half french, half spanish? Lived in Spain before?

>>8627899
Nop, grandmother was spanish, I can't speak a frigging word of it and have always lived in France.

>>8627769
>I would help you with your cravat knot.
>>8627835
>It's just that every /fa/ guy I met were gay
well shit stop going after faggots in cravats

>>8623715
>tfw growing your hair out is a nightmare
ahem, brother.

HAVENT HAD A DREAM IN A LONG TIME
SEE THE LUCK I'VE HAD
COULD MAKE A GOOD MAN BAD
FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE
LET ME GET WHAT I WANT

LORD KNOWS IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME

>go on a few dates with this grill
>text a lot, feel a connection
>last week she stops texting and talking to me

I'm 24 and never had a gf, I'm hopeless

>tfw only decent haircut on you is a buzz but too lazy to get hair cut frequently enough to keep it under control

Posted this in another thread but whatever

>have girlfriend
>dresses extremely well, knows a good amount about fashion and gives me good honest advice
>BUT she's not very pretty and very clingy and sensitive
>dump her, date her best friend from HS
>very good looking, tall, pale, heterochromia-iridium (one eye is blue the other green) also big tits
>an actual tomboy, dresses in baggy, ill fitting jeans and old ratty tops and hiking boots, always covered in scrapes and bug bites and shit
>doesn't give a fuck about fashion, laughs at my fits ;_;

The fuck do I do?

>>8623997
>yfw they were calling your dad handsome

>>8630522
How long did you eat her pussy for the first time you had sex?

>>8624856

what the fuck is that picture

>>8630570
>never had a gf

What the fuck do you think?

He probably hasn't even seen a real life vajooter.

>>8630616
Not having a gf doesn't imply virgin bro. I know my first time I made sure to go down on her for as long as possible because I knew I would suck dick at fucking pussy.

>>8630624
>suck dick at fucking pussy

i like where this is going...

>>8630610
Blanket Jackson pop quiz

>>8627913
what's your skype

>>8627721
Are you me, anon?

>5'6"
>27" waistline
>can hardly ever find decent looking mens cloths that fit me
>even uniqlo is questionable, have to get their 28x32 pants hemmed every time

fuck me

>>8631021
Maybe we're twins? I'm happy someone can relate tho

>>8630624
>my first time I made sure to go down on her for as long as possible


imagine how many strange dicks were in that shit right before you decided to lick up the mucus secreating out of that festering wound

>>8630624
Damn, I'd have to love a ho to eat her out. I was confident I'd be good at sex the first time.

>>8626597
i know this feel too well

>>8631040
Yeah I know it's a really shitty feel, man. I think part of the problem for me was my last gf cheated on me out of nowhere. Shit really fucks you up. What happened with you?

>>8631041
I bet you're a wonder in the sack.

>receding hairline

I don't think I have the bone structure for a shaved head m8s, its all over for me.

>>8623885
I hate this feel

>tfw already have 10/10 gf
>tfw ugly whores below 8 constantly hit on me when I go out alone.

It's not easy being qt ;_;

>>8631077
we just started losing feelings, and it's funny cause it was me treating her like shit sometimes telling her shit like we broke up I dont want to know you anymore and then just coming back again, and in the end when that really happened she doesnt give a fuck and it's me who does

last straw was me moving 8k km from home to study

>>8623934
I know,that last feel i thought i was fucking a 9/10 skinny bitch, she really wasnt that skinny

>>8631126
That's too bad, m8. I kinda had the same thing since I didn't really give a shit the last couple months until she cheated, and then I suddenly cared. It might be good that you're far away from her now, though. My ex goes to the same uni as me now so I'll see her with the dude she cheated on me with every once in a while which doesn't help.

>>8631161
>I'll see her with the dude she cheated on me with every once in a while

oh man, I cant imagine doing that, I would WRECK that motherfucker, but I'm pretty fucked in the head

>>8631171
Yeah I think they might've been scared of me at first since the dude is pretty spineless. I can be pretty fucked in the head, too, especially right after the breakup when I had all sorts of revenge fantasies that I might've actually done if I had seen them around more. I've tried to just cut her and all of her bullshit out of my life and move on, though.

>>8630551
fuck both of them

>>8623970
LOL have similar story where dad notice chicks looking at me. I end up talking to them and they ask if my dad is single

>>8624876
lets hear it, how bad did she drop you? a straight faced deadpan "no." or like laughed it off?

>>8630493

>>8630551
Kidnap them both, cut and paste the parts you like

>>8630493
I don't care if that song's played out, it's still one my favourite songs.

This is also great if you want to listen to music and feel shitty and depressed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0NySCmuFU

Side note: Morrissey had effay hair

>>8631191
not the one you're conversing with but I've had a similiar situation happen to me multiple times
just that the spineless fuck who stole gfs was me
and it happened twice with the same dude
was quite funny though, this one time after it all happened I had a new gf and I met the guy I stole from at a party
he was cool, we had a beer "no hard feelings bro" and stuff
and then at one point he's like "is your chick around?"

oh how we laughed.

>>8631556
morrissey is king of /fa/
smiths are love, smiths are life

>>8627721
brett stop it

>size 14, so I can never have /fa/ approved shoes
>no matter how well I dress I will always be forever alone

>>8623715
>best friend with grill
>grill's qt younger cousin likes me
>grill tells me not to get involved
>get involved anyway
>dating for a few weeks
>grill finds out
>very pissed
really scared i'm gonna lose one or two important people in my life. shit sux

>tfw everyone in here is unfashionable

>>8631795
your best friend is in love with you retard

>>8631864

Or maybe she doesn't want her best friend to go full pedo on her younger cousin.

>>8631795

Your age. Your friend's age. Her cousin's age.

>>8631665
Smiths are bad and you should feel bad that you still have this bad opinion you bad person

>>8631864
lol definitely not
>>8631873
friend and i are the same age, cousin is three years younger

>>8631890
Those are some weird looking numbers anon

>>8631896
13, 13 and 10

>>8631890

If you're 20 or less that's weird.
If you're 21 it's still kind of weird.
If you're 22 it's starting to look normal.
If you're 23 or more it's ok.

>>8631873
Never took that into account. You're right he's probably a pedo

>>8631913
[age of the older party]/2+7

works quite well for such a bullshit rule

>>8631928

Yeah, I know. But still for 20 it gives 17 which is weird because she's underage, and there's a huge difference in how mature you are from 17 to 20. People who are 17 are still in HS and people who are 20 are at least in their second year in uni.

You can fuck a girl who's 17 but dating her is... stupid.

>>8631938
I've done it
3 years later I'm 23 and she's 20, and still going strong

>>8631946

There always are exceptions.

>>8631953
it doesn't feel like an exception in my circles


[spoiler]he's gonna call me a pedo now

>>8631958
Child molester

>>8631964
I-i love you

>>8631795

ur grilll friend hasn't watched enough rom coms then because that sounds like a classic movie script.


How can she deny you love?

>tfw no tight /effay/ crew to smoke, drink and chill with

actually they don't even need to be effay honestly.

>>8631958

I bet you're australian too you fucking degenerate.

>>8623885
>tfw when getting hit on by hot chicks
>tfw you_dense_mufucker.png and have no idea girls hit on me

>>8631938
>>8631913

I've been ~friends~ with a girl for ages and yesterday we kissed.
She's 17, I'm 20.

You're making me feel bad about this..

>tfw no cara gf

how do you guys cope with this feel?

>chemistry tutorial
>like 10 seats spare
>girl comes in late sits right next to me
>starts talking to me
>pretty cute
>they go around the room and we introduce ourselves
>later on she asks what my name was again
>dunno what to say/do next tutorial

>>8632177
How long is ages? 18-15? 17-14? You're a creep anon. She is a child

>>8632286
> You're a creep anon. She is a child

if anyone ever tells you this, then goes to fuck some chick with a flat chest then they're a fucking hypocrite

<this isn't going to look pretty in a few years

>>8632284
keep talking to her
chemistry safety dont matter anyway, fucker.
i spilled dichloromethane all over my robe on extraction day, so be careful with that, but wing the rest.

>tfw the amount of energy it required for your whole family lineage to produce you
>you'll probably never have any children and it will end with you

>>8632308
>dichloromethane

oh man it smells like complete shit

>>8632286
We've vaguely known each other through work for maybe 2 years but really only started talking properly late last year, then started hanging out 2 months ago.

I just turned 20 in late July and she turns 18 near the end of the year. What feel weird though is that I'm in 3rd year uni and she's in high school

>>8632317
had to put it in the fume-cabinet and blow-dry it. It's still yellow. Lol.

>>8632286
>>8631913
lmao

you're 100% a retarded burger :^)

>>8631161
>My ex goes to the same uni as me now so I'll see her with the dude she cheated on me with every once in a while which doesn't help.

kind of glad to know other people go through this too. it's a shitty fucking feel. even after hooking up with girls way hotter than my ex, it still kills me having to run into them on campus from time to time. i need a hot ass gf to walk around with to show that bitch i'm better off without her.

>Looking forward to winter for sick layering and allround better fits
>Don't want summer to end now because it'll be just another loveless summer

>>8632461

>last summer had some love even tho it was obviously dying out
>summer before that was best summer in my life and best year in my life
>no friends no gf
>this summer is almost ded

I keep going from IDGAF ABOUT PEOPLE etc etc to I want to be normal

maybe I just need a gf
maybe
fuck.

>>8632465
Maybe we do, maybe we should stop being bothered about it.
Like, I didn't do much this summer, and it's another loveless one, but I did move in with my best friend, after having a pretty damn shitty roommate this sumer.

>tfw get stared at by qts 24/7 but never 10/10s
>tfw smoking far too much and not eating
>tfw thinking your black clothes and aesthetics justify your drink and drug problems

i could go on

>>8623902
Just tell your barber what to do

Fuck them if they think you're rude.

>>8631974
I wish I had a crew to roll with, I ditched the last friend I had to dive deep into depression and self-medicated through the last four years.
I'm finally getting my shit together and finding my style so I don't look like I've avoided all walks of life for the last few years.
Browsing is the only thing that keeps me going through the day, feel threads just make me not want to kill myself.

>tfw CompSci student
>tfw there is at least 1 cringeworthy fedora in my crew at all times
I have maybe 2-3 friends that are moderately effay, everyone else ranges from 10thgradercore to straight up fedora lounge shit

ugh

>tfw want to be /fa/ but am still losing weight
>tfw even when I get to my goal weight I'll still probably be too fat to be /fa/
>tfw will never have skinny legs
>tfw 30G instead of qt petite 26C cup
>tfw only 5'5
>tfw tfw

>get tinder
>feel like a scumbag swiping girls looking for a casual fuck like I'm going through a deck of cards

is this what society has come to?

>>8632555
I felt the same way bruh. I don't have game, and even if I did I feel like a fuckwit using Tinder, considering a good fuckload of them are nuts and think they will get something meaningful.
Also don't stick your dick in crazy which is what tinder is.

>>8632562

there's lots of asian qt's on there though (australian).

still, fuck, give number if they ask afterwards, block them if they call back/message.

crazy isn't a problem. but man am i scum

>>8632543
30G 5'5"
;_; my mouth is a fucking desert, I wish I was that blessed.
>tfw a cups
Everybody else got big boobs in my family, it's just not fair

>>8632483
thats effay

>>8632568
Oops, meant 32G, but I'm getting close to being 30GG since my band size is about 31" now.

It's a real pain in the butt to find nice fitting bras, let alone places that actually sell them. Pretty much every nice fashionable brand is out of question for me, and the brands that do cater to me mainly cater to the ~curvy plus size~ market. I'm still losing weight and if I go down one more band size I'll have to buy everything online since nothing under 32" is sold in stores in Australia. ;_; Just to add to my pain, I've never found a good quality bra that was less than $50.

Don't worry anon, big boobs are really not worth it.

>>8632568
I like small breasts, I don't think I'm the only one. It's fine as long as you're a qt.

>>8632592
I'm just fascinated by them, my mom is a 32F... I was just hoping for something but at least my bf likes my chest. I just feel really boyish since my hips are p narrow too, I'm trying to gain weight so hopefully I get something.
I know how expensive bras can be though, that's usually what I buy my mom for presents, usually go with Freya or look around ABraThatFits for people selling bras they didn't like/don't fit right.
>>8632594
You're not alone but still it would be nice to have something to grab on to for fun

>>8632606
wtf wearing someone else's bras, that's gross
it's like guys selling fucking underwear that doesnt fit
girls are gross

>>8632606
Yeah, Freya's my go to brand too. I'm hoping this one bra that I desperately want goes on sale soon since I'm so not willing to pay $80 for it seeing as I haven't been getting many shifts at work lately. I'll try giving ABraThatFits a go at actually buying bras from people there though, totally forgot about that!

I'm not sure if they work or not and/or if there's clinical evidence to back it up, but I think there's certain massages you can do to stimulate breast growth, along with taking fenugreek capsules and vitamin supplements.

>>8632634
Not really - It's pretty much the same thing as buying second hand clothes that someone else has worn.

It's not like someone's ass has touched bra material.

>>8632634
It's perfectly fine, it's not like you can't wash bras either...
>>8632646
I'm actually taking fenugreek and massaging with flaxseed oil, it's like... I just want some more up top but oh well.
Good luck with the bra shopping!

>>8632543
No you don't. I'm between 26 and 28 band sizes and it's fucking impossible to find bras.

>>8623852
this is actually a humblebrag feel

>>8627721
I feel you

>>8632352
Pls someone validate my actions

>>8632720
go get her tyke!

>>8631041
Learn to love yourself, friend.

>>8632307
still looks pretty to me

>Have no money and no job
>Come from a poor family, so mooching off my parents never happens
>Spend most of my time with an empty wallet
>Was born with Sickle Cell, so even though I'm 18, my body is 3 years behind
>Impossible to be /fa/ while looking like a gangly prick
dw I'm working on it

>moved to new country, new-found confidence
>somehow escaped 3 years of depression because of the move
>went through a phase of copious lays, fucking a random girl every weekend when I'd go out with friends
>Best friend moved to Ireland for 6 months, stopped going out, turned inwards
>started developing my hobbies
>Admitted that I hadn't gotten laid in 5.5 months at bar
>"What, you?!"
>get the piss taken out of me, all in good humor, I laugh it off
>tfw all I want is intimacy, connection
>tfw told often that I'm good-looking (don't take this as bragging)
>tfw a third of my emotion and meaning is lost in translation
>tfw can't be my true self unless I speak English
>Hate speaking my 'mother'tongue, because get nowhere with it, and the culture doesn't really allow smalltalk
>starting to hate it here, going through another identity crisis
>feel like dropping school for a while and pursuing a job, something challenging and not manual labor
>women stare at me, but I just don't feel like mustering any of my reserved social energy to push a conversation with them, because I'd be the one talking
>tfw want to leave, lonely, and clueless
>tfw just want to read books, draw, listen to new music, and watch shitty scifi
>tfw still don't want to feel lonely
>tfw no gf

>>8632720
nah man you're cool
right on the border but from now on you're in the clear as far the age is concerned.

>>8632817
>pretentious shithead with imaginary problems
oh poor little snowflake

>>8632811
>poor family
> Sickle Cell
are you black?

good for you that you're not held back either

>>8632817

how do you get laid so easily

i haven't had sex in two years. it always makes me feel so bad to hear there are people who would tease you for 6 months

>>8632543
I'm a fatboi too. I used to be 36 inseam (disgusting), but now I'm down to 32. Everyone's complimenting me but I still feel like a fatboi.

There's nothing we can do besides lose more or gain it back.

>>8632845
youre confusing inseam and waist size. inseam is height, waist is .. obvious

>>8632831
Yeah I'm black, Sickle Cell is only found in black people, very rarely other races
The poor family thing feels like just us though, because the niggas we know don't seem poor at all

>>8632828
I mean, feels come in all shapes and sizes. This is all probably residual depression though. I can feel it on certain days.

>>8632856
Breed with someone who doesn't have the gene. Your children will be malaria proof and healthy.

>>8632864
Yeah I know, I have Sickle Cell.

>>8632838

For women: ask for it.

For gay men: ask for it.

For stragith men: be genetically lucky or live a miserable life of lonelisness and social cruelty

>>8632838
It's actually pretty funny. The people I hang out with are nymphos. Especially the louder ones. The woman, the one doing most of the jeering, later asked where I wanted to go fuck, out of the blue. I swear, there's nothing to pity here. I just can't connect with these people, and I feel isolated, alone.

>inb4 baby
Hell, not like I'm dying from a disease.

>>8632873
welcome to the patriarchy, champ.

>>8632873
>For straight men: work for it

>tfw kindal cancels my order for no reason and my rakuten points arent there nor is the order in my order history

i asked why and they just said sry ;_;

>>8632894
woops meant rinkan

>>8630493
How's life as a 16 year old?

>>8632894
whoosiewhatsie?

>>8632881
Hardly a patriarchy when women are entitled to a healthy sex life just becausethey are women, while meen are being weeded out in a worldwide, socially accepted eugenic program with no real aim at "improving" the species beyond taller people and broad jawbones.

The species will pay for this sooner than later.

>>8631938
>just turned 21 last july
>gf is gonna be 17 in september
idc cuz she so qtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

>Tfw buying new suits, shirts, and ties.
>Tfw all the work you put into school starts paying you well.
>Tfw you may be surrounded by plebs but at least you're content in your own life and style.

We're making it, bros.

>>8632811

I feel for you, you'll make it one day bruh.

>>8632811
have you considered becoming a rapper?

>>8632656
ill find u a bra bby if u kno what i mean

>>8632656
you wide as fuck no way you're between 26-28

>>8623715
you still sound like a spoiled faggot

>>8632732
>>8632823
Thanks anons

>tfw loner mentality
>tfw distance myself from people just trying to be friendly
>tfw uncomfortable when grills are checking me out or being flirty

>>8631889
johnny marr is the best guitarist ever, and morrissey is excellent.

fuk off with your shit opinions and go back to listening to slipknot

>mfw no attention from qts on tinder

>>8634163
Go delete that photo of you in front of the computer...

>>8634163
> shoegaze is actually lifestyle

You deserve loneliness

>>8634163
>Shoegaze is actually a lifestyle

mcfucking kill yourself

>>8623728
i know that feel anon
size 49eu reporting in
ebay has some air maxes and stuff but im basically stuck with roshes and/or vans forever

>>8632352
that is weird, you should feel bad

>>8634163

>has long face
>thinks that fuccboish haircut is flavouring him

>>8632352
So weird bro so weird. Can you even imagine once you're 30, she will be 27. So weird bro.

>brother runs this bar
>some qts my age work there
>don't go there that often but see them working there when i have done
>gotten lots of eye contact from one of them
>first time i walked in, they were looking in my direction and having a discussion with each other and smiling
>haven't really spoken to them

were they definitely checking me out? obviously i am too beta to ever find out or do anything about it and they'll probably not be working there the next time i go, but that's the story of my life. i'll probably never end up speaking with any of them :(

>24
>/fit/, athletic mode
>/fa/
>Own a nice place, plenty of money
>Saving myself for marriage
>Not for religious reasons, just to keep focused and not have a child when I was 19 and in college
>Work at hospital as a physical therapist
>Friendly at work, patients, etc
>Swore I'd never date any of the highly QT nurses
>Date one for 7 months
>Massive mistake
>Dump her, I'd rather be alone than with the former skank
>First relationship since I was 18 though
>Go through feels for a week, get over it
>Nurses still constantly hit on me
>Refuse to give in
>tfw no female contact outside of work because I never go out
>ohwell.jpg
>People think I'm this happy charismatic guy, constantly going out and doing cool stuff with other people
>In reality I come home, play guitar for a few hours, work on my motorcycles, smoke the occasional cigar, lift in my garage, hit the heavy bag, listen to music
>Alone
>People who invite me out just want to get wasted and fuck
>Not really my idea of fun
>Get my concealed carry, Springfield XD, radio and buy vigilante gear
>Begin patrolling the city at night in my truck, watching for crime and theft
>Stopped 6-7 crimes in the last three months
>Hogtied one man and left him for the police
>Nearly killed during one of my catches with a nignog
>Stopped because I started making local news
>See security footage of me surface
>Cases set up to find who I am
>Return to my normal life
>Despise everyone for not realizing their mortality
>Will probably return to doing vigilante work
>Only time I've felt alive in the past 5 years
>No one will ever know I do this

I know this wasn't very linear. It was just me venting I guess.

>>8634536

Not with that attitude you won't. Just go up, order a drink, ask how their day was or some shit. It's easy.

And yeah, they were probably mirin'

>>8634536
>that picture
>sums up 90% of Britain

>>8635020
fuck OFF

>>8635020
post vigilante fit or gtfo

>>8635043
i dont mind the chinowankers/lads since its better than seeing a city centre full of chavs

>>8635063
>>8635020
fucking do it m8

>>8635073
>>8635063

My actual gear is nothing special. Just stuff you'd find on a /k/ milsurp thread

>>8635055

You've always been a cunt. You should be a lawyer and get paid for it.

>>8635020

fuckin bruss weyne over here

>>8631974
>fly back to hometown for a week
>all friends want to do is turnip
>tfw part of the turnip crew for a week
>tfw it was fun while it lasted, not going to miss it
>tfw going to back college to smoke all of the time with my roommate.

>live in prague, czech republic
>constantly stream of tourists and study abroad students from other countries
>manage to lure 2 cute ones back to my house
>they're looking slutty as fuck
>when we get in my house they instantly start bashing the architecture
>ask me why i don't have air conditioning
>ask me why i don't have electricity in every room
>tell them that most of the houses here were built hundreds of years ago and never renovated
>they tell me that their house at home (in the states) has an iphone 5 wall socket
>they get up and leave

;..;

>>8635110
>ask me why i don't have electricity in every room
How did you fuckers get let in the EU?
I'm going to Prague in February please tell me some good things about it.

>>8635135
>I'm going to Prague in February please tell me some good things about it.

w-wanna hang out?

:3

Currently.

>>8635141
i'm dubious about committing to such a thing due to the lack of electricity if i'm honest.

>>8627835
>curvy
landwhale detected

>>8632286
gr8 b8

>>8634163
Your profile just screams autism. And please delete that close up photo, its horrible.

>>8635163
i'm getting ready to bulk up and lift weights for the first time ever and go cocoon mode this fall/winter while i'm taking a break from school

>tfw i can barely bench the bar
>tfw eating 2000 calories a day is fucking hard

>>8635210
ok anon, i understand

:'(

>>8635063
this

>>8635298
tell me about prague and what places i should hit up and maybe i'll bump into you

>>8634163
>newfags that don't realize this is lemons

>>8635292
>barely bench the bar
dude what? that shits like 45 lbs

>tfw stopped browsing /fa/ in the spring
>stopped caring about how i looked
>just enjoyed life this summer
>now closer with my boys than ever before
>now less female attention than ever before
>ill start again in the fall

i think we all just need to find the balance between being /fa/ and being socially well adjusted. and if we (i) cant, well id just rather not be /fa/.

>>8634163
mfw i never found you while i was in philly
:"^(

>>8635315
i'm extraordinarily weak
it's not that the bar is too heavy, but it's terribly unweidly and the first time i tried to bench yesterday, i just couldn't keep it balanced at all
tonight went much better

>>8627853
Say that to my 9/10 facial aesthetics and perfect hair

>tfw when androgynous Tuareg/Wodaabe lookin faggot
>tfw /fa/ says model tier
>tfw I get stopped on the street by people
>tfw live in NYC
>tfw I go by Soul Artiste model management because a friend told me to, they didn't do open calls like he thought so friend screwed me over. When I ask agent should I try modeling/do I have the look he said "I can't say, maybe"

My fucking soul bruh, it hurts

>>8635455
>robin williams is dead
my fucking soul bruh, it hurts

>>8635497
Dude I know him kinda, he has the pink house in Sea Cliff that we would go to as teens because he gave out full size chocolate bars on Halloween

Like I get you guys like him but why make it a meme? Is that really respect?

>>8635536
>Dude I know him kinda
Knew*
Respect the language as well bruh

>>8631031
damn bruh i know that feel

>>8635536
hes not a meme the guy just fucking died so obviously people are talking about it.
do you think every bit of news people talk about is them trying to make a meme kek

>>8635595
No like they are making memes now that I am saying on here and there are weird jokey threads about him now

>>8631031
are you me?
>tfw i don't even look for belts anymore and i just buy the smallest one and go straight to make a new hole

>>8635562
my sides

>>8635612
jokey threads are always being made about people dying.

>>8635614
I'm 6'3 and 75 kg, which isnt even that slim but I have to do extra holes in every belt since childhood

>>8631974
shit son i know dat feel too damn well, i still keep in contact with my main HS homies, 5 to 6 guys. I love em but thanks to /fa/ i am always judging everyone silently, i just wish whenever we go out its like yung lean's kyoto video or some shit.
Other than that my social life has pretty much died out, i barely get to meet new people now

>>8632811


>>8633380
> tfw you're me

I've been with like one girl my entire life. I just wish going after a girl wasn't so much fucking work.

>>8634163
damn nigga u sexy

>>8634163
Post yfw when realize i get more tall white girls than u

>>8632543
>>8632568
>>8632543
>32G
>Australia
>Wants to be effay

Hey qt where you at? pls be in RADELAIDE.

We can hangout in rundle mall together.

>>8635292
>tfw eating 2000 calories a day is fucking hard

Sure is anon but you should be eating 2500 at least. Gotta eat big 2 get big m80

>>8636091
is she already whoring herself in exchange for a camera?

>>8635342

I know that feel bruh. I couldn't really hold the bar in the beginning too, but I fought through it and I now I can bench my bodyweight for like 3-4 reps for 5 sets. Fight it, and you will make it

>>8635063
>>8635020
Holy shit yes it better be some urban gothninja techy shit

>tfw short and ugly
>to look good i have to hide these defining features instead of regular people who emphasis their good ones
>tfw i probably look tryhard anyway
>tfw equivocate

>>8632481
Nice art brah

>tfw ugly
>tfw no matter how good my fit is i still wont be attractive
>tfw i see /fa/ qt in public
>tfw its 100 degrees out and im dressed like shit
>tfw i dont talk to her because of my fit
>tfw ive given up on meeting a patrician female
>tfw id fuck anyone
>tfw no gf

tfw when got my 3rd girfriend this summer,
tfw when have to get rid of some of my shoes to sell

>>8636947

you can't date sneakers, fran.

>>8627769
Be in Stockholm and i will be ur Bf anon (assuming ur qt and preferablly >6'3)

>tfw you want to be well dressed but every store in your city is pleb as fuck

Oh dog, I feel you. I feel so alone.

>>8630493
kill urself

>be 21 single lonely as fuck piece of shit
>be walking home alone after 10 hour day at office
>kinda considering trying again and making a profile on a dating site
>have a job, dress a lot better, no acne any more, grew a decent stubble/beard
>figured I might have some luck this time
>be standing behind girl at traffic light
>realise shes browsing tinder
>literally every single guy is better looking than me
>she ignores almost all of them
>doesn't even read most of their profiles
>barely looks at them for more than half a second
>tfw she was barely even 6/10
>tfw you will never be good enough for anyone
>tfw you will only ever come home to your cold empty apartment
>tfw walk home almost in tears


does it ever get better

>>8637315

>Not using the fact that she's on tinder as a conversation starter
>Not selling her some romantic bullshit about "love can't be found on some website, it happens naturally" before disappearing into the night leaving her stunned.
>Not putting your jacket on the ground for her to walk over as you tip your fedora.

Come on man.

>>8632352
>I'm in 3rd year uni and she's in high school
nah

>>8637329
i could never find someone like her attractive

>>8636424
yo I'm in Adelaide I'm str8 m8 wanna hang @ rundle :^)

>>8637329
more like

aye yo bitch whats that jacket, margiela?

>what?

i said whats that jacket, margiela?

>you mean m-my jacket, no it's a pea coat see do you like it? its from dress barn


kek
pleb
9-5 it to pay dat credit note doe hoe

>>8632783
german club slut who gained weight over the years
enjoy it

>>8637380

the real sieg was way funnier

>>8637347

>i could never find someone like her attractive
>tfw you will never be good enough for anyone

Why are you bitching about not being good enough for someone if you're doing the exact same thing to someone else?

That grill might've been thinking the exact same thing at that traffic light.

TL;DR:
>Boohoo, I'm not good enough for anyone.
>Ew, she's not good enough for me.
>tfw no gf, ammirightguys?

>>8637392
what makes you think im not the real sieg?

>>8637315
>does it ever get better

yeah but only if you stop being a bitch and go meet people who are interesting and cool and not plebes.

I'll get called a fedora but the reality is 90% of people are fucking boring drones imo.

>>8637405
people are all the same
literally, talk about the same shit and just generally fake being likable, nobody is unique anywhere

doesn't matter about the country or culture
people are predicable as shit

>>8637416
yeah but there are indivuiduals who are interesting to different degrees.

Obviously not everyone is like that, look at Rick for example.

>>8632503
it will get better anon

>>8637397
did you not even read my original post? Even if I did find her attractive she'd most have rejected me anyway

>>8637405
>yeah but only if you stop being a bitch and go meet people who are interesting and cool and not plebes

what does this even mean? I have friends, I've been living out of home and going to university for four years, I guess I've just never met any other people that I've felt much of a connection with or when I did usually those people are cool and have an active social life and of course it's hard to really have much to offer to those people to really make a proper friendship develop

>>8637421
you only find them interesting because you are attracted to them to some degree

>>8635093
dafuq, are they turnip farmers or what?

>>8637475
lol he's being cute bro

turnt up =

get drunk in white trash millennial talk

>>8637475
tunrup

>>8637477
turnt =/= getting drunk you faggot

Why is /fa/ so competitive? If someone feels good like "finally put together enough money for a Raf t-shirt" someone has to say "lmao poorfag you actually have to save up for Raf those clothes clearly aren't meant for you go back to potato sack couture fuckboy". Like, no one is allowed to feel good about anything because people have to constantly shove their e-peen in everyone's face. "I got rejected by a few agencies but I finally got signed" "lmao ugly manlet Rick Owens himself stopped in the street and had to contain his erection while asking me to model in his upcoming show"

>>8637489
A state of altered consciousness induced by alcohol or narcotics

>5'11
>20
>already tallest in family
will excessive exercise do anything

>>8637501
hurt your joints?

>>8637497
projection, anonymity, it's 4chan

>>8637507
my joints can handle it if it means reaching at least 6 foot

>>8637497
gob2reddit if you want a hugbox you're on fucking 4chan what do you expect autist

>>8637416

true, small talk is shit and awkward as fuck if you don't share any interests. always just how shit/nice the weather is etc.

>>8637513
I sleep hanging from a bar i designed myself so gravity will help stretch out and lengthen my bones

i've gone up a half inch and i've only done this for 14 months

>>8637518
reddit is just a long ass line of dudes that features other dudes who line up at the back, say something positive, slip their dick into the asshole of the dude in front of them, and wait to be penetraded by the next upvote faggot

>>8637401
sieg doesn't talk like a fucking nigger pleb

fuck off

>>8637518
It's not even that it's a not a hugbox. If something is clearly shit, you should say it's shit, but being an asswipe that can't let someone do something positive without letting them know how much better you are than them is autistic. There's a difference in saying "don't waste money on that because it's ugly and you'll look stupid" and ">only being able to afford a $500 jacket >kill yourself"

>>8637545
i'm sure you're not new to 4chan, so why are you so asspained about how this board operates? every board is the same way, to some degree. it's the anonymity.

>>8637527
>I sleep hanging from a bar i designed myself so gravity will help stretch out and lengthen my bones

l
m
a
o

>>8623715
>>tfw real life is not GTA and you can't get out of the hairdresser's with your hair longer than when you got in
>>tfw growing out hair is a nightmare

This so much.

Long hair help?

>>8637549
Because there really isn't a point in doing anything unless you plan on doing it so perfectly that other people are painfully jealous of you, but pretend to be modest about it so that they will be even more jealous of you. But since /fa/ is half insecure self-loathing manlets and the other half are narcissistic braggarts, getting validation in that way is impossible

>know this girl
>parents don't want her to have a bf
>rarely together
>her dad's car burns out, nobody knows what's happened
>it was 15 years old, a short circuit somewhere is suspected, it can happen
>parents have different theory: I burned the car.
>She is 'confused'
>all alone again

>tfw giving gf erotic massage and wanted to eat her vageene but she was on her period so you tongued her butthole instead
didn't taste of anything

>started licking her feet
>sucked her big toe
>she starts laughing at me
>asks me if I am a footfag
>lay on top of her
>n..no
>pulls out her tampon and puts it under the bed
>start going at it
>tfw she turns over and I see blood running down her leg

I enjoyed tonguing her butthole though

>>8636424
>mfw I actually am in Radelaide

pls teach me how to be effay in Rundle Mall

>>8637748
beta

>cop CPs
>say nothing to anybody
>yearly family meet up
>a few compliments/questions about my shoes and I stay vague because my family knows fuck all about clothing
>brother in law looks up shoes online and starts raving about how much I paid for them, calling me an asshole, talking about how stupid it is and everything
>repeatedly hear "they're just white shoes"
>i have no reaction
he was mad because my sister and him are poor. sorry you thought trying to be a history teacher was a good idea

>>8637795
>looks up shoes online
Well why the hell did you tell him the brand, it's not like the shoes have COMMON PROJECT typed in red letters on the soles, if he tried to find a specific pair of white shoes just by googling it there's no way he would have found them if he doesn't know a thing about fashion. You could have told him they're knock off Lacoste or some shit that you paid $30 for if you knew they would throw a fit over expensive clothing

>>8637795
>I stay vague
clearly you fucking told him they were 'common projects' as >>8637807 pointed out you huge retard

~~~~i like to be quiet about my expensive cops~~~~~~

>>8637807
yes, that would make me an asshole if I had done it but I did not

i am pretty sure he googled white sneakers with gold numbers or something to that effect

>tfw transported a kiwi on top of some clothes in my bag, on my way back from work today

Little kiwi fuzz on all my clothes, it's difficult to get it off. God damn, what a stupid thing to do.

>>8637819
i googled white sneakers with gold numbers and got nothing

he could not have found out unless you specifically told him the brand, you lying idiot.

>>8635020
if you want to do shit like that and you say you really are fit join your local swat task for or the special forces you dipshit

>>8637795
Something about this story tells me that you clearly provoked that kind of reaction.

>its my birthday
:D

>>8623715
>>tfw you want to be well dressed but every store in your city is pleb as fuck
fuck, this, thus fucking shit so fucking much, i hate my city

>>8637842
well I don't know his specific google terms but they are really not hard to find. "gold numbered low sneakers" returns it as the first result, i don't know how long it took him but its not like they wouldn't be instantly identifiable on Google images

to be more specific: the conversation about my shoes consisted of
>"oh those look nice, did you get them last time you went to new york?" (aunt)
>yeah
which made my brother in law notice them. he always does shit like this, even when he is in my fucking house

>>8637858
happy birthday

>tfw the last time it was your birthday the only people who said happy birthday to you was the budtender at he weed shop you went to
oh well at least I got free weed and death grips came out with government plates that day

>>8637863
order shit on online

>>8637858
happy bday anon :3

>>8637863
I live in a city with cool stores and I still buy online.

>>8637858
Happy birthday anon. What's the age?

>>8632555
>go on tinder
>swipe swipe swipe
>suddenly, gril from uni appears
>nope
>delete account

>>8637947
lol got the same except girl was on my floor
swiped yes, matched, and refused to talk to her after that

felt good to be a virgin

>tfw will turn 19 in a week
>no friends
>noone to talk to except my parents
>spend summer working and behind my computer
>still a virgin
>havent kissed anyone in 2 years
>started dating 2 months ago
>decided to let her know im into her
>get rejected

pls tell me it will be okay

>>8638125
It really depends on your expectations.

>>8638125
>started dating
>get rejected

???? are you dense? are you retarded? are you american? what do you consider 'dating''?

>>8638154
met someone, could really tell we were both interrested in eachother, started texting for a long time, went on 1 date, nothing happened, saw her at a party, went on a second date, tried to make a move, got rejected.

>>8638137
i just want a normal life, with a gf and some friends.
people who care about me.

>>8638175
>people who care about me.
I've got bad news.

Seriously though, I'm not the right person to tell you this. I only had the worst of experiences with other people, mostly it's my own fault. The good news is, I still live my life and feel content from time to time. You'll eventually get used to it.

>>8637784
>virgin

>>8637885
>>8637878
>>8637871
thanks guys
big 20

>>8632932

>>8637781

plz hold marriage in
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>live in suburban north carolina
>no one appreciates my bomb ass fits
>no stores
>people think im gay on the daily
>get hit on by barely fuckable tumblr chicks
i have a gf but i still like to have my ego stroked by turning down ugly randoms ya know

>tfw realize I'm going down the path of alcoholism because I haven't been able to cry at all in nearly almost 3 years now and since I have no release to my feelings and I don't know how to deal with it other than numbing it currently

I've been trying to limit my drinking to only when I'm happy/in social situations but some shit happened last night and I got drunk for escapism

>>8637795
butthurt because his bro told him he wasted money on leather converse
but he's right

>>8638244
>alcoholism
never understood how people get addicted to this crap

I only ever drink due to peer pressure
could never imagine torturing myself drinking this nauseating bullshit for reasons other than that

how do you do it, anon ?

>>8638471

Well when I drink for fun it's because I actually like the taste. Try actually drinking a good beer/liquor if you've only had cheap stuff.

As for the alcoholism part, it's less the liking being drunk and more using it as a coping mechanism because it's easier to ignore shitty things.

>buy new shoes
>decide to tuck laces in because wearing shorts
>laces are all sticky because the bottom of the insole had glue on it

>tfw kissed 2 really hot girls on vacation in portugal

life was good for once :)


>also got in a fight there with a dude who ripped my shirt

fuck that dude

>>8638793
You sound so shallow and boring.

>>8639130
i wish u werent right but you absolutely are correct

>tfw huge taxes on ordering clothes online
>tfw most online stores don't even ship here to begin with
>tfw most shops here are pleb tier