/fa/ - Fashion

No, I'm too ugly.

I doubt someone who is regarded as being famous would want to be seen trying to acknowledge a random person on the street no matter how badly i know she would want the D

>uhh what's this smell...
>is it that guy walking there?
>wow his hair looks so dirty, does he not use shampoo. Gross.
>what is he even wearing?
>hah, he looks like shit but those are designer clothes, poor dude
>does he not know dressing like an emo kid is not cool anymore
She will walk by you without saying a word, she just quickly glances at you and for a split second you can see a look of absolute disgust in her eyes before she looks away and goes on her merry way

>>8587200
Does anyone acknowledge the existence of people they don't know on the street?

True story: sat a booth away from her in a diner late one Sunday afternoon earlier this year. I said nothing to her, because why would I interrupt someone else's hangover meal? Or life generally?

Rage at me, /fa

>>8587231
*early one Sunday afternoon, it was about 1:30 or 2:00 if I remember.

If she can nonchalantly ignore naked dudes, then Ye, she'd overlook me.

>>8587228

>i-is that v-vinegar?

>>8587200
fucking hell just say hello to her

>hey i really liked your cover on vogue recently
>do you think i could get a picture with you
>hey i'm trying to get into modelling myself
>do you have any advice

>>8587247
>>hey i'm trying to get into modelling myself

>>8587247
or you could just ask what that mouth do

>>8587252
why? some people on /fa/ are trying to

I'm not cause I'm ugly as shit I'd just for a picture

i think if you saw cara on the street and yelled

"BACON" she will suck your dick

>>8587200

I'v seen her reply to complete random people who comment on her Instagram photos, despite having 5 million followers. She also posts photos with fans sometimes, she seems like an extremely down to earth person from what I'v seen.

Yeah she would clutch her purse and cross the street

I'd be like
>hey you're that bird from that forum
>kira delrio
>please take a photo of me so i can try to make some folks jelly (but actually make them laugh at my appearance.)
I think she'd be too afraid to decline.

>>8587253
Topkek

if she acted conceited
>FUCKING DISGUSTING BITCH. I HATE HER. WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS ANYWAY? 2/10!!!!
her being legitimately cool and down to earth, considering
>FUCKING FAKE BITCH! I HATE HER! SHE IS NOT "JUST LIKE US". FFFFFFFFFFFFF

/fa/ in a nutshell

You should carry an assortment of drugs with you if you think it's possible you'd run into her.
Or if you're stalking her so it definitely happens.

>>8587200
She'd probably glance at me with scornful disgust, sure. Only for a moment though, before my shapeless mass stopped spilling spaghetti everywhere and blended back into ultimate urban stealth

>>8588684
fucking hell you're not funny

Shes not that cute actually
Its obvious that she has too big eyebrows and too much dacial hair in general
>looking at op's pic
>dat stache tho
This is what a girl should look like

>>8587200

I was walking through Mayfair yesterday and walked past this girl with an oversized Barcelona football shirt and trainers.

She looked like a model. She must have been a model, she was perfect. Slim, tall, perfect face, and catwalk posture.

But the thing that convinced me that she was a model was the look of disgust on her face as she walked past me.

>>8588875

>>8587219
the v

>>8589114
Okay that made me laugh too much. Thanks.

She probably would - just like all the other 3/10's by Australia standard.

>>8588875
holy fuck please go back to /tv/ or something

that is literally disgusting

>>8587247
>>8587252
>>8587258
lmao
she got into modelling because
>her fam is rich
>she has nothing else to do
>her siblings are/were also models

not because for any reason she's particularly attractive enough to justify it
so in that sense the only advice she'd possibly be able to give would be to get born into it

>>8587200

She's been hanging out with Die Antwoord recently. So maybe.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/10505305_10152176527821971_4509968082787291272_n.jpg?oh=0e416f01e97e1fcb4d040fe51eec9728&oe=54355862&__gda__=1415034781_03955f565b2fe7388d919ef59e25234a

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/q75/s720x720/10547506_10152172012726971_7774116906371885715_n.jpg

I actually have a pic with her, when she was in siena for a movie.

>>8587212
Damn that person is really fucking ugly.

>acknowledged

>>8590324
is that really you ??

if so im jelly you are a handsome mofo

Ok, what is it with this girl? Who is she? I see her all over tumblr and stuff. And to be honest, I don't even think that she's good looking but it seems like every one else adores her.

>>8590430
its karl lagerfeld's daughter

>>8590430
everyone*

>>8590324
Damn... Hair, eyebrows, lips...

You could be twins, basically. That's so cool!

>>8590324
u-ur a qt

>>8590324
That's me actually, I posted this in a Cara thread about 3 months ago, what is it with /fa/ and posing as other people.

>>8592945
they're jelly

http://www.ibtimes.com/cara-delevingne-bisexual-model-opens-about-her-sexuality-1614912

>She continued: "They're just shallow like that. Unless it's one of my girlfriend's boyfriends, most guys are not like, 'Oh, we should just be mates.' I think it's harder to become friends with guys, because guys just want to have sex with you."

>>8593404

it's so true though which is sad.

It took something as strong as heroin to kill my sex drive.