/fa/ - Fashion

>>8557697
>manlet
>balding
>half asian
>fat gf

>>8557697
Why do black people make the best vines?

>>8557711
why do faggots get the best dubs?

>>8557711
black people have funny faces and are funny looking, same with asians

they are aware of how funny they look now

like a whole race of mr. bean people with funny expressions

>>8557719
>caring about dubs

Back to /b/ faggot

>>8557730
>being mad that you have magic repeating digits
check privlage pls

bormp

>>8557728
>like a whole race of mr. bean people with funny expressions
lmao

>2 hours ago
>Walking down Omotesando street in Harajuku
>Get stopped by qt3.14 Japanese girl asking for street snap for style arena
>Say "excuse me I don't speak Japanese" in Japanese
>She says "that's ok, you are very fashionable, thank you!"
>Leaves
>Mfw

Would have been pretty fun but the thought of me rehearsing a walk for them down the street for a photo is just too awkward

My fit wasn't even that great either I guess it's about being in the right place at the right time, also style arena alot more forgiving / simple than fashionsnap where most people are next level

Sitting in a French style cafe in Aoyama right now waiting for my new Rick Owens employee friend to get off work to hang out

Japan is really fun I hate the fact tht I have to go back home in a few days to my shit life of low lvl jobs

Here's a pic of the Undercover flagship I just took a while ago

>>8558091
Why did you go to japan in the first place?

>>8558101

I wanted to get away from my daily life for a while

My favourite thing about that .gif is the spin

>>8558110
What's your daily life?

>>8558091
>>8558110
Holy shit, you're a major faggot.

>>8558112

Wake up and go to work, come home and browse internet

>>8557697
>male
>5'3
>considering just becoming a trap
>endomorph body-type so hardly any "waist" to speak of

It's going to be a long journey.

>>8558206
at 5'3 you may as well just do it.
if you also have tiny feet take that as a certainty that this is the path you must go on.

>Be me.
>Twenty-two.
>Struggling with depression since my mid-teens.
>Have female friends but never had any romantic relationship with a woman. Mainly because I don't know how.
>Dad used to drink a lot when I was younger and abuse me and my mom.
>I don't drink because of it.
>Makes it difficult for me to hook up with women because they never show interest unless they're drunk and I'd feel like I was taking advantage if I did anything with them.
>Discover 4chan.
>Browse /fit/ and become fit.
>Become confident and start to actually like myself.
>Discover /fa/ and become effay.
>It becomes easier to motivate myself everyday.
>Grades are improving.
>Intrinsically motivated and stop caring about how women perceive me.
>Go out for a dead friend's birthday.
>People who haven't seen me for a while pay me compliments on my clothes and overall aesthetic.
>I appreciate the sentiment but I'm at a place where other people's opinions of me, good or bad, don't matter anymore.
>There's about twenty of us.
>I'm in deep conversation with a friend about the deceased. Knew him since we were both eight.
>Look up briefly into the crowd of friends/friends of friends who came out.
>See a woman.
>Don't know who she is.
>Six foot tall.
>Slender physique.
>High cheekbones.
>Heterochromic eyes.
>Pale skin.
>Dressed incredibly, compared to all the other women who are dressed like every woman who goes somewhere to drink and dance.
>I am taken by her beauty.
>Put her out of my mind regardless. She's probably drunk already.
>Leave the bar we're in to go to a club.
>As we're leaving I sense someone rush up behind me. I don't look back.
>After I walk through the door. Someone walks up beside me.
>It's her.

>>8558347
>She knows my name, but we've never spoken before.
>She sits with me in the club.
>We talk.
>She likes Voltaire. Genuinely. It doesn't seem like she's trying to impress me.
>She's physically expressive.
>She keeps holding my hand and resting her head on my shoulder.
>Her use of English is eloquent.
>After a while I start to wonder if she's even been drinking.
>'I actually don't drink anon.'
>She said this while making eye contact and it took everything I had not to move my face.
>We can sense each other's lack of experience.
>Nothing happens between us.
>We just talk.
>The club is closing soon.
>She gets a coke and leaves it on the table.
>She drinks it slowly.
>She finishes it an hour after the music stops.
>'Do you want a ride home anon?'
>We have twenty minutes left together.
>The atmosphere during the car journey is similar to that of the rest of the night.
>We stay well below the speed limit.
>She pulls into my place.
>We look at each other.
>'Anon, I had a really lovely time tonight. I'd like to give you my phone number. Text me some time. I'd love to see you again.'
>I get out of her car and wave her off before going inside.
>Too overcome with joy to sleep.
>Days pass.
>I can't stop thinking about her.
>Her soft hands in mine.
>I realise that I need to text her.
>I worry that she might have changed her mind.
>I don't want to let her know that I'm interested.
>I'm overcomplicating a situation and I know I'll ruin it if I continue to think that way.
>Need to write the message.
>Spend two days trying come up with something perfect.
>Everything I write is trash.
>I need help.
>Where can I go?
>It hits me.

>>8558347
This is bullshit but I believe it

>>8558352
>I used to be a mess. I couldn't make conversation with most people without hyperventilating. I hated myself and spent days in bed. Then 4chan saved me.
>Make thread asking for help. Mostly troll posts. Nothing surprising.
>Get called a beta faggot.
>Some anon posts a few simple words. Beautiful in every way. Reading them almost reduces me to tears.
>He has written my message.
>I am unable to bring myself to send it straight away.
>I wait a few more days.
>Ten days have passed since our first meeting.
>I type the message into phone.
>My hands are shaking and I am sweating all over.
>I take a deep breath and hit send.
>My heart is beating rapidly.
>Ten minutes later I receive a message.
>Adrenaline forces me to open it immediately.
>'What do you mean 'finger me in the ass', Anon? Is this some sort of sick joke??'
>I don't reply and avoid social gatherings forever so I don't see her or anyone she knows ever again.

>>8558358
Message was
"1 2 3 and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg n Doctor Dre are at the door
Dinosaur"

>>8558358
>>8558369
lmao

>>8558358

>>8557728

>>8558358
>>I used to be a mess. I couldn't make conversation with most people without hyperventilating. I hated myself and spent days in bed. Then 4chan saved me.
nigga that's not how it's supposed to work

>>8558358
is that how 'dubs decide what I text next' threads on /b/ work?

>>8558296
I wear a size 8 in men's. Is that small enough?

>>8558347
>>8558352
>>8558358

these posts killed me

>That's an amazingly well cut jacket, sir
>I just wanted to say that you look fantastic
>Hello gorgeous
>You look absolutely fabulous
>I love those shoes
>Where did you get those shoes
>I need shoes like that

>>8558456
Why?

>>8558465
because of laughing a lot

I don't even know why I find it so funny. What am I even doing here.

>work in pleb tier mall store
>usually sell distressed jeans, graphic hoodies, etc
>get the fall/winter floor & merchandising info
>key look for men is literally titled "monochrome"
>find out we're getting a lot of black shit + RO knockoffs
>torn between excited to cop affordable stuff and my style being to the point of mall store exposure

What do, fa? Start dressing different?

>>8558475
fffffffuck

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>8558450
if that an american size 8 then yes

>>8558475
goofninjas getting BTFO

>>8558358
Should've expected it the moment I read heterochromia but god damn, my sides are gone.

>>8558492
What does heterochromia have to do with anything?

>>8558504
2gd2betru

>>8557697
how to deal with being a 5'10 dwarf

>>8558624
>dwarf
stop being a bitch, I'm 5'10 aswell
most girls are shorter than 5'10 and that's really all that matters as far as height
unless you're a homo

>>8557710
>gf
I'd be you

>>8558624
Become a woman, obviously.

>>8558463
>thanks, they're Kent Wang.

>tfw long term relationship ends
>go back into depression
>have random casual encounters of sex to fill the gap of physical contact
>how do I fill the emotional gap?
>discover /fa/
>clothes are interesting
>can't afford to buy most things but I dress well enough
>post hair in hair suggestion threads
>"don't cut it, it looks really good!"
>feels kind of good man, but cut it anyways because depression
>weeks later
>open hair inspo thread
>some guy posted two pictures of my hair
>feels good man
>few days later
>my hair is posted in another hair inspo thread
>realize how much I care about what random people on the internet think of my looks
>is this really where I want to be in life?
>cut hair doesn't look nearly as good

>>8558706
>manlet detected

>>8558721
detected?
what?
I just told you my height why are you memeing me

>tfw just want to wear black jeans/ black shoes
>have no idea what to wear on the top other than a white/ grey t shirt

>>8558727
Second lel of the day

>>8558732
what is going on
am i getting memed again
god damn it

>>8557710
Tfw no "fa equivalent of fat" gf

>tfw nervous shits

>tfw no good friends for my whole life
>decide to become fit to see if i can make friends at gym
>get fashion advice from here with basics
>now fit and some fashion sense
>still no friends.

>decide to be more outgoing.
>join nice golf club, join nice tennis club, play squash
>long story short started spending a lot more money, buying nicer cars and a yacht at one stage
>now surrounded by shallow empty friends who are only around me because of my money.

This is not what I want at all.

What can I possibly do?

I literally have no idea.

>>8558761
Join clubs that are actually relevant to your interests?

>>8558720
>post face in some thread, don't remember the topic
>get called "offensively beautiful" by the very next poster
>feels good man
>high, contrasted cheek bones
>slim face, sharp jaw-bones
>small button nose
>pointy, split chin

>used to be popular with the ladies, but now I can't seem to find anything worth girlfriending
>the good ones aren't interested
>might be because I'm 5'10 with tall friends
>younger girls are always into me
>age of consent is 15, so I could legally destroy them
>unethical
>still don't have my drivers license
>getting it soon, then going back to another country I recently visited
>maybe I'll grow out my hair and make dreads again, people always complimented my dreads
>would be a rebel in /fa/'s eyes

>no tall mirrors
>can't properly post fits
>who am I kidding, no one would compliment my manlet collection™
>live with my parents, they love me
>atleast I can waste away my life at their expense

>>8558475
Hahahaha I fucking told you faggots this would happen sooner or later

>>8558770
I do enjoy those things it's just the people who play them are usually shallow idiots.

>be me
>livin in texas 6 ft heightlord taller than 9/10 people
>go to nyc shorter than 2/3's of the people.
>see other gn's there that only reconfirm my suspicion that gn is badass as fuck.
>had appointments with almost every major agency in ny; all but the 3 still outstanding said i didnt have the right look for their agency and would be better off modeling in europe
>saving money to go to paris

a mixed bag of feels

>>8558761
how could you afford a yacht ?

>>8558800
rich family, got home schooled so never really had a good opportunity to make friends

>>8558716
lmao

>>8558761
you took up some pretentious hobbies. If you do things like volunteer work or work at a bookstore and hide your wealth that's one way to get friends who wont come after you solely for your money.

Finding other rich people, particularly old money, who know how money can destroy relations and personal lives is another option.

>>8558463
Thanks homie they Vans.

>>8558843
My family would be considered old money but the people my age in those social circles tend to be way too snobby. I picked up those sports because its what I played growing up so havn't really tried anything else.

I'll try volunteering, I've never had a paying job before and I probably won't anytime soon so that might be the best option.

Do you know any organizations that is mainly people aged 20-25 that volunteer?

Thanks.

>>8558855
Send me money and I'll be your friend not for your money.

>>8558855
Yea, I know what you mean about snobby.

perhaps you could volunteer to tutor students at university, or find something around university, even if its giving seminars or a club with a common goal.

In general it is tough to find good genuine people, no matter where you go. If you stick to areas that are more philanthropic, though, you should in theory find someone closer to that ideal

>>8558871
Thank you for the good ideas. I think I'll try starting a club at university to get people more involved with volunteering. That way I can learn what it takes to volunteer with others at the same time.

>tfw this board is filled to the brim with shitheads
>i still come here for the occasional c00l d00ds
:^(

>>8558706
just deal with being a manlet instead of getting upset nerd

>>8559128
i'm not being upset
I'm being ok with it
I was telling the other dude to be okay with it
because 5'10 is ok

>>8558797
will you pst your face, dear anon?

>meet girl
>above average fashion sense, 8/10 face
>many things in common, like humour n music taste
>personality-wise gf-material
>twf chubby
>tried to fuck her anyway, bc i really like her
>fail miserably bc i'm to superficial

why can't she be thin, /fa/?

>>8559135
maybe if you're asian or a girl

>>8557710
>manlet
>thin, flat hair
>half jap
>no gf
are u future me?

>be me
>be 19
>be recovered from anorexia (105-110 down from 135 at 5'8'')
>be 120-125
>body will not lose weight regularly now

>was prettier when anorexic
>body was better when anorexic
>probably going to sacrifice all quality of life to like myself again
>lose all health and friends
>lose all willingness to get out of bed
>but at least i'll be able to get dressed and be in public

>no matter how manlet you are, you will never be small enough to live inside a woman's vagina

>>8559419
>was prettier when anorexic
this is the defenition of being anorexic, you still are bro

>>8559427

iktf

>>8559433
i think it's more of a status thing
the alpha female is the thinnest female in my industry

my body is recovered
mind is not

>>8558091
Sounds like you're massive fucktard

>tfw too big and tall for M
>tfw tall enough but too thin for L

These adjustable hood, cuffs, waist and bottom bands are a lie.

>>8559279
make her thin
i believe in u