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8492347 No.8492347 [Reply] [Original]

Is Zoella /fa/?

She has millions of followers on multiple social platforms. What's she doing that isn't just basic bitch material?

http://www.zoella.co.uk/

>> No.8492350

For a Brit she's pretty hot, would berry.

>> No.8492489

>>8492347
omg i want to kiss her

>> No.8492516
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8492516

there does not exist a /fa/ fashion/makeup vlogger

>> No.8492696
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>>8492347
She dresses like mannequins in topshop/river island/urban outfitters. The only reason she's do popular is because she's fairly attractive and can actually apply makeup properly. Something which a lot of girls can't do. Her YouTube videos on makeup are pretty informative.

>> No.8492851

>>8492347
cute but definitely not /fa/
embodiment of basic topshop bitches

>> No.8494671

>>8492347
Disgusting hair. Do girls still dye their hair ombre? I thought they stopped doing that in 2009.

>> No.8494702

>>8492347
her hair looks like it makes her top-heavy
why is it so big

>> No.8495341

>>8494702
Because she's a whore

>> No.8495347

>>8492347
No. But she is qt af

>>8494702
It's an interesting distortion of propotions.

>> No.8495656

>>8494702
because its full of secrets

>> No.8495657

>>8494702
ive seen a lot of british girls with big hair, must be popular there or something. they tease it to create more volume

>> No.8495686

>>8492347

>is she /fa/?
no
>she has millions of followers on multiple social platforms
like i care
>what's she doing that isn't just basic bitch material?
nothing

she's cute and she looks like a nice person. but her taste is so britbong it hurts

>> No.8495766
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8495766

>>8492516
Kristen A would like a word with you

>> No.8495855

I bet she's really fucking boring in bed. She probably only let's you fuck her in missionary and can only come from long sessions of clitoral stimulation.

>> No.8495858

>>8495855
>can only come from long sessions of clitoral stimulation.

this is so specific lol are you projecting your own sexual insecurities??

>> No.8495862

>>8495858
Oui

>> No.8495874

>>8495858
Idk man, most girls can only achieve an orgasm through clitoral stimulation. They either need both penetrative and clitoral or only clitoral to climax. It's pretty rare for a girl to ONLY come from penetrive sex.

It's kind of like masturbating and only touching the shaft and completely ignoring the head. It might feel nice but you're not gonna come.

>> No.8495878

>>8495855
All girls need clit stimulation to cum are u a fuckin Virgin m9

>> No.8495906

>>8495878
guy with lacklustre girth detected

>> No.8495913

>>8495878
Do you really think this? Do you have the girth of a culm?

>> No.8495917

>>8495913
maybe he just lacks masculinity and testosterone fuelled sexual energy

>> No.8495918

>>8495878

I must've been really lucky then cause I've yet to meet a girl who "needs" it.

>> No.8495928

>>8495918
lucky for u cause ur a lol bitch?
yh maybe

>> No.8495935

>>8495918
then you have yet to meet a girl who's not faking it :-) ofc u can "cum" w/o but for the best result like in CUMing as in squirt and faint you need to start w clit, focus on the place between the clit and hole and then "tickle the gspot. UR WELCOME NOW DO THIS instead of ur god awful plenis"throbing"
btw im a gril etc

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>>8495855
Nah she's deffo a freak

>> No.8495960

Obviously everyone here is a sex expert. As long as you follow their simple steps, every girl in the world will react the same way.

>> No.8495964

>>8495913
>>8495917
>>8495918
So you literally just go prodding your dick straight in without any foreplay and clitoral stimulation?

Jesus Christ, you've been watching too much porn. All girls need some sort of foreplay/rubbing/licking before you even consider putting your dick anywhere near her you absolute virgins.

>> No.8495970

All girls are different, most need a combination of clitoral and vaginal stimulation to orgasm.

Foreplay is important, most girls actually enjoy foreplay more than sex.

>> No.8495978

>>8495935

Based on a single sentence you know everything about my sex life? I said that i've never met a girl who NEED's it which is what the other person was saying and which you confirmed yourself. We are not discussing which is the best way to achieve a fainting orgasm.

>> No.8495996

>>8495960
wont react the same way but this is a better starter than what most of the heterosexual guys come up with.
>>8495978
Do your girls really tell you in detail what they DO need then? If so thats amazing but mostly you dont dare to do that and heterosex is _VERY MUCH_ solemly about the guys orgasm and ejaculation while women get told "its hard for them to cum" when it is you who suck at what you do. Just trying to help since you acctually were discussing the topic. Bitch.

>> No.8496033

the things i would do to be a cute girl ;-;

>> No.8496075

>>8495996

Well you obviously have it all figured out. Maybe my sex life isn't as boring as yours therefore I never face these problems.

I've never had that outlook on sex where ones orgasm is more important than others. Even if I reach my climax before she does, I just carry on, it's not that difficult. Do most guys just call it quits after they've cum? If so then I am sorry for you.

>> No.8496178

>>8496075
Most people have a 'cool down' period after they orgasm of about 10-20 minutes before they can come again. You feel hypersensitive and almost painful if you carry on after an orgasm.

Repeated forced orgasms is a form of S&M torture.

>> No.8496336

/fa/ - sex tips

>> No.8497789

>>8492347
Would wreck/10
She is the embodiment of weheartit, though.

>> No.8499889
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8499889

She's so basic

>> No.8499937

>>8496075
>Even if I reach my climax before she does, I just carry on, it's not that difficult. Do most guys just call it quits after they've cum? If so then I am sorry for you.

wut. Have you never peed in a girl or wot. It's physically impossible to stay hard naturally after cumming.

>> No.8500648

>>8499889
Is that a video about her losing her virginity

>> No.8500655

>>8499937
>wut. Have you never peed in a girl or wot. It's physically impossible to stay hard naturally after cumming.

no its not

>> No.8500657

>>8495964
>eating pussy
beta as fuck

>> No.8500664

>>8500657
>putting your mouth anywhere near that diseases infested human sewer

just be a real man and stick your dick in there dry, think of cara the whole time

so people don't call you a faggot

like a real man

>> No.8500667

shes cute 9/10 would marry

>> No.8500671

>>8499937
physically impossible? yoiu're retarded m9

>> No.8500688

>>8500657
I'm going to sit on your fucking face and you're going to like it senpai

>> No.8500713
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>>8500688
and the bitch looks like this

enjoy tuna face and not being able to get the taste of salty milk pennys out of your mouth all day

shit, even fish finger is nasty

>> No.8500726

>>8500713
who is that
I was just talking about sitting on your face
:CCC
pls
I don't think I'm fishy.

>> No.8500733

>>8500648
no it's about the first time she went on /fa/

>> No.8500750

Eat pussy is amazing you fucking homosexuals. If you're fucking girls with stinky holes you're doing it wrong. You're meant to eat her out BEFORE you fuck her.

>> No.8500752
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8500752

>>8500726
>not smacking the bitch in her cunt and telling her to get it the fuck away from your face

you think steve mcqueen ate pussy?

fuck no he didn't
he was a beautiful, sexy, handsome man, mmm fuck he's sexy

you...shove your face in tuna crotch while some bitch posts about how much of a feminist she is on facebook

>> No.8500809

>>8500648
nah, a bunch of first experiences.. like her first word, memory...etc

>> No.8500982

>>8495874
>>8495878
>>8495918
Well in principle. The only part of the vagina that "feels" anything really is the clit. So if your puttign your dick in there haphazardly without considering how you're putting it in(making sure it stimulates the clit) then your really not doing anything.
clitorus=female counter part to the penis
So you don't necessarily need to do oral first to make sure she cums just make sure you're doing it right.

>> No.8500991

>>8500982
100% virgin lol

>> No.8501023

>>8500991
Nice argument there anon. I think the only virgin here is you though. Or you're just shitty in bed and don't want to admit it.

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>>8501023
lol ok dude keep slammin that pussy

>> No.8501120

>>8500752
I'm a grill... i -I just... okay.
nevermind I gib up
>tfw no /fa/ bf and have hot sexy times with

you win this round sir because I am too intoxicated but next time... I will sit on your face and will suck u off after.

xoxo

>> No.8501139

>>8501120
no one cares, try /soc/