/fa/ - Fashion

I BE DAT HIDDEN MOTHAFUCKA
SUPER BLACK WHAT IM DRESSED IN
ABSORBIN VISUAL LIGHT
BE INVISIBLE IN A SECOND

>>8493622
>Hey, look, we invented thing. You can't actually see it though :^)
who funds this shit?

>>8493622
w2c?

>>8493643
You can see it, but you can't make out shapes in it. Look at the picture in OP's post. Unlike traditional black garments where you can make out the shape and how the garment falls over whoever is wearing it, this material simply looks like staring into a black hole - you have no depth perception because such a small percentage of visible light is reflected.

>>8493634
#boutit

>>8493643
The military of course

Batman will be fucking ecstatic

w2c vantablack ninja suit

I want some socks and a tie made of this

I'M GLAD MY TAX RUPEES ARE BEING PUT TO GOOD USE

>>8493714
>not wanting to be draped in an entire Rick dress made of blackhole black

>>8493643
I'm pretty sure it's used to calibrate deep space telescopes.

>>8493725
That's too much IMO
But imagine like a mask or gloves of this shit, goddamn

FINALLY A COLOUR BLACKER THAN WESLEY SNIPES

>>8493647
doesn't matter you can't afford this shit fuccboi

>>8493733
lets not be hasty now. I wouldn't say its that black.

damn cop blackhole fit and steal shit with ninja stealth

sell stolen shit cop nxtlvl rick blackhole fits

you are the void

>>8493777
trips never lie

>tfw no designer will actually make clothes out of this and it will be forgotten in a week

maybe sruli will

I'm salivating thinking about how this will enhance my fits

Socks or base layers would look astounding with this.

Too bad it's going to be intangibly expensive for a while. Though Sruli might do it anyways.

>>8493634
10/10

>tfeelingw black hole clothes will never be affordable in our lifetimes.

>>8493952
who knows
70s something fucks probably thought this about mobile phones

>>8493622
Yet MORE proof that every time I've said "dark black" or "light black" I wasn't being fucking retarded.

>>8493699
>mfw so black he stands out at night

seriously tho i wanna see this shit hit the market

>>8493634

>>8493634
The new kanyee track everyone.

>>8493725
>tfw you will never be in all hyper-black boris bidjan saberi.

What will the html code for this be?

>>8493634
dude how? even if you're OP and you planned this, still so fucking perfect

>tfw you will never rock the blackest suit

>>8494151
>suit

superblack isn't for dadcore plebs

>>8494157
Go back to wearing your stupid lady boots and get done with your goth phase.
Superblack is for grown-ups.

>>8494157

>he never has occasion to wear a suit

>>8493733

I dunno. That mu'fugga pretty black.

>>8493663
>this material simply looks like staring into a black hole
lel no
But otherwise you were on point.

>>8494258
blackhole black suits are as alpha as it gets

>turbonegro

>>8493634
You're my new favourite anon

>>8494295
>that weird autist in high school who said "classy" a lot and tried to make excuses for wearing a suit as much as he could

Finally i can hide my gyno

have fun melting, this thing is going to be super heated once you bring it outside

>>8495000
R u the scientist that found this material or r u nerd enuf to read the entire article lmfao
Where u get this info frum newayz

So it can hide my fat stomach. Nice.

Sruli already on the phone w/ them

>>8495034
Maybe if you graduated highschool, you'd understand

>>8493634

>>8494946
>that one faggot in high school wearing a firemans jacket

lol jk i love you trunks just jealous of your jacket

>yfw when this will be used for a couple black-body radiation tests and will be so extremely expensive that it would be stupid to use it for anything that isn't tailor made for a celebrity willing to drop $100,000 on gloves
there is a reason that it took so long to develop (mankind has tried to develop a perfect absorber of light since 1858)

>>8494946
>Every suit the kid wore was badly tailored or it was his dad's.
>He wore a vest with every suit.
>He did the bottom button on his jacket to stay extra "classy".
>He wore wrap-arounds to look like a secret service agent.
>He wore a mismatched fedora with every suit.

>>8495059
If the material is black like that from both sides it will actually also absorb a lot of your body heat

>>8495102
'no'

>>8493622
yo momma's pussy was so hairy last time I guess I discovered it before these scientists my nigga

>>8495102
your body emits lights doesn't it?
>autism

>>8494111
black skinhead part 2 i l luv it already

>>8495109
Yeah
That's how it works nigga
I mean if the sun is shining it will obviously take in more heat than it will absorb.

>>8495126
it doesn't absorb heat, it absorbs light which is then transformed into heat

>>8493622
I'm darker

>>8493622
I read that article, like, two years ago.
Are you guys completely sure that this isn't already for sale?
I thought I'd heard about clothing made from this material way back then, when this story first broke.

>>8495130
post pics

>>8494946
Let's be honest, you were the autist

>tfw finally something as dark as my soul

>>8493733
ALWAYS BET ON BLACK

>>8494119
bbs is a hack and steals ideas from real innovators like rick owens.
fuck u

>>8493622

>tfw you can't see how black the blackest black is because you're trying to see it on a computer monitor.

>>8495545
the black material in the center is crumpled up similar to the aluminium foil, but you can't perceive it because it absorbs so much light it fucks your depth perception

>>8494946
>>8495101

>>8494946
>>8495101
I went with a blazer to uni once. It was my only coat that wasn't washing/wet/dirty so I said fuck it. It was a CK waxed denim one. it fit so badly to me that it never looked like a blazer. Some chicks even complimented me. I was lucky as shit

>>8495592
What show is that again?

>>8495719
Flapjack.

>>8493622
>made of carbon nanotubes

Carbon nanotubes are like asbestos in that the particles will enter your lungs and give you cancer or other illness.

The particles are so small the hairs that are supposed to filter crap out of the air for you can't handle them.

>>8495233
This article is re-released every few years.
It first appeared in 2003, then later in 2005.
Here're some links from the 2009 version of the article:
http://www.wired.com/2012/12/army-goth/
http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2011-11/new-super-black-material-absorbs-99-percent-all-light-dares-strike-it
They keep refining the tech to an ever and ever blacker material...

>>8493622
I want it.
Niggas be like "yo look at dat skinny-ass white boy wit his bleached cum skin"
and then I put on my superblack hoodie
and niggas be like "shiiieeeeeet"
and now I'm the niggest of all goofniggas.

>>8493777
>tfw I am the void

it's a goof deel

>>8495783
>not wearing a gasmask all the time
get a load of this pleb
#verydarkgrey
#penumbra
#ilikethesmellofcarbonmonoxydeinthemorning
#mylungslooklikemichelelamy
#notruegoof
#cyberpreppie
#notreadyforjudgementday

>>8493622
You know what would be really cool? A long normal dark overcoat with this material as the lining. With photorealistic stars and shit on the lining.

When you open your jacket it'd be like you have the universe in there.

Like 1:20 here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwn8o37IaeQ

>>8495927
>vidya character
just as expected

and no it's not cool it's gimmicky

>>8495927
you do realize that the printed stars would be subject to deformation, right? Like, the black fabric would appear 2D, but not the stars. They would entirely ruin the point of using vantablack.

>>8495743
Thanks, I saw it once and it was absolutely bonkers

>>8493622
Lol Stephen Westland (the guy in the article) was my mentor when I was at uni. What a bro.

>>8495124
IR and visible light are both electromagnetic radiation at various wavelengths. So, technically, yes.

>>8494323
>being this autistic
you got his point, everyone did
but you had to go and be mentally retarded

>>8496426
Do u have downs

Maybe just aspergers and diabetes

>>8496271
Your sicc goofninja fits are what inspired him.

>>8495552
u mean the camera that took the photo couldnt capture it
none of the ppl in this thread have actually seen this irl