/fa/ - Fashion

>>8319967
lie

>>8319967
post fit

>>8319967
Tell them the truth, then when they buy all those clothes switch it up. Bring something else to the table. You will forever be a bad bitch.

Make them go full yohjirickraf goofninja

Tell them you got all your tips from r/mfa.

>>8319967
Get the cock out of your ass and tell them where you shop or recommend some other places. Why wouldn't you want your friends to dress nicely?

>>8319967
This is your chance to create your /fa/ crew.

Unless you think wearing Topman and H&M is fashionable. Go eat a dick then.

>>8319967
post haircut faggot

don't be an elitist dick and just help them out?

>>8319967
What u wearin?

also, this
>>8319976

I remember when I was in elementary (last time I had friends) and my one friend started copping my style. Kind of pissed me off, but as an adult I don't think I'd be so immature. Help them out but just tell them "don't buy the same shoes as me because we'll look like faggots."

>>8319967
help them dress well man, tell them where you get your hair cut. there's nothing wrong with hanging out with people who dress well. if they're not idiots they'll have their own style, they won't just straight up copy all your clothes, just tell them the basics.

>>8319967
I had this same problem - solution = make an /fa/ crew
>ensure you have around 8 friends
>tell em exactly what you copped (tricky ricky)
>get em draped out head to toe
>make sure they all have #rare rides
>ride into a lil town w/ ur boys
>stab the hobbit and steal the ring of power
pic related - girls WILL mire you

>>8319986
Plebeian

>>8320030
>I WANNA BE THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
dw man not all of us need friends maybe you just stick to dakimakura ;)))

>>8319998
>What u wearin?
mostly zara and fabrixquare, im stylin on these plebs

>>8319976
>>8319986
>>8320009
most un/fa/ advice ever?
fuck back to /adv/ stupid idiots

OP what u have to do is dump ur dumbass friends and just stalk them on facebook or something (lol ur a looser if u still use facebook tho try to bare that in mind)

Give them tips then redirect them to /fa/ for future advice.

Be happy that you might form a fashionable crew.

>>8319967
You know, there's a lot of people that could be your friends in this world. But they don't all want to dress like you. Most just call you a faggot

>>8320189
this, your friends sound cool to me, and you honestly consider them your *friends* I don't see why you wouldn't help them out.

You don't want an effay crew to roll with?

>>8320046
Confirmed for troll.

Congratulations.

You are on your way to becoming the man in the middle.

>>8320314

Not really. If they are plebs, then even Zara and Fabrixquare would be styling on them.

>>8319967
post fit fuccboi

>>8320316
>tfw no effay crew

>>8320330
all the girls in this look alien to me

>>8319975
this

>>8320361
cause no taste
>wow this meal doesn't taste anything special why is 100 dolalrs
>wow why pay for rick shit when you got deambox they look the same

>>8320189

>>8320316
>tfw I'm the man in the middle in my crew
feels good /fa/, feels good

>>8320399
i bet you are mfa tier
post fits

Why don't you want your friends to have swag, man?

That's like the coolest shit ever OP.

Now you can finally start that goth ninja army you have always wanted to create. You can run around riding fixies and terrorizing small towns with your gang of sick, flowing, fits.

>>8320330
the females all look like this friend i had in elementary school.
gross bruh

>>8320316
>tfw the michael elmquist of the crew

>>8319967
tell them, youll have a more presentable crew therefore more bitches

>>8319967
>having friends
That was your first mistake

>tfw known as the shy guy who dresses really well.
>tfw girls have told me I have a 7/10-9/10 face (would take anything above 7/10 with a grain of salt)
>tfw girls tell me I'm the most attractive out of my group of friends
>Fucking social anxiety and betaness through the roof
>Don't say anything, I'd rather she not know who I am rather than think of me as some fucking nerd.

Fuck /fa/, can I kill myself now?

>>8322192
Don't get in that alpha/beta mind-set. Not all people can be classified into two groups.
you're fine anon. Just ask the qt if she wants to grab food sometime, then plan a date and time. Easy as that.

>inb4 beta faget

>>8322192
if you are as good looking as you think you are then you should not have to worry about anything

if you are qt all it takes is casually walking up to someone and asking for their ##, trust me it works. Might have been b/c I was wearing rick owens, but who knows

>all these faggots being like mang dude let your friends be fa and they will be a fa crew...
this isnt about them not being fa...
fa is not something nice clothes will get you instantly...
you gotta work your way through it...
its a lifestyle...
these fuckers want it instantly, like everything in today's society...

>>8319967
Help them, you autist. Do you not want your crew to look good? Having good quality friends raises your own value. My friends are basicbitch with band merch and basicbitch with dadcore. Way better than it was before with anime shirts and cargo shorts.

>tfw effay
>tfw all your friends are bearded /v/ autists
>tfw you just want to have an effay crew
>tfw they make fun of you for caring how you look
>tfw you try to change them but they just want to be comfy

>>8322226
*tips cheap monday parka*

>>8322192
Top kek, the girls come up and rate your face on a 10 point scale?

>>8322224
But doesn't it make the girl instantly think "Okay he's asking for my number. He's physically attracted to me. Am I physically attracted to him? Do I want to fuck him?"

I think most girls would say no because they don't want to make a commitment like that.

I could be wrong. Never tried asking for a girls number.

>>8322244
Female friends, girls are parties, drunk girls at parties.

Happens quite a bit at parties.

>>8322251
>But doesn't it make the girl instantly think "Okay he's asking for my number. He's physically attracted to me. Am I physically attracted to him? Do I want to fuck him?"

girls will decide whether or not they'd fuck you when you first meet them. and if someone *tells* you they think you're attractive they means they find you physically attractive

shit is not rocket surgery bro

>>8322192
how the fuck do you have a problem, most of us are ugly and have no friends.

you don't have social anxiety you piece of shit

>>8322262
>rocket surgery
>8/10

It's just so scary anon ;____; I'm less autistic over text and facebook.

What do you even do?
Walk up
>Hey, I've got to go to [insert location] now, but I think you're cute and want to talk, can I grab your number before I go?

>>8322256
Girls don't just rate you on a ten point scale though. That isn't something that happens in real life. They say "You look like a model" or "you look like a ken barbie doll" or "you look like an abrocrombie guy" etc.

>>8322251
You're over-thinking this so hard. If she isn't some crazy bitch, she'll just let things happen. I went to a party with a qt last night, and I was bored so I made out with/fingered her.
Just take the qt to a party, or ask her to grab food. You'll be fine.

>tfw /fa/est one in crew
>tfw shortest

cant win em all :(

>>8322239
>hey bro nice clothes where to cop all your outfit? and if it wasnt too much could you tell me what barber you go to?
>sure bro no prob investing years saving sick fits on my computer and learning my way through the world of the well dressed all handed to you on a second thats why we are bros you will be really fa bro all girls will like you thats what fa is all about : - )
nice.....

>>8322268
Dude, my social anxiety is that bad, I had the flu hard out and food poisoning last year, but I was too scared to talk to the doctor, or even go to the pharmacist and ask for anything.

Waited it out.

>>8322277
Lol, actually a guy in skinny chinos and a short sleeve print once stopped me and took pictures of my hair from multiple angles to show his stylist.

>>8322281
how do you end up in situations where girls are telling you that you are attractive if you can't even go to the doctor

>>8322287
/soc/ fag detected

>>8322269
>I'm less autistic over text and facebook.
so is just about anyone, and making advances only through text is some bitch shit, esp asking someone out in text that's hella lame.

You autismlords may think all girls are whores and stupid or w/e, but they aren't that stupid and can see the thirst when you do shit like that

>Hey, I've got to go to [insert location] now, but I think you're cute and want to talk, can I grab your number before I go?
just don't forget your fedora and bouqet of roses

Easiest way, guaranteed to work if you aren't autistic
>"wanna study for the _______ midterm with me?"

>>8322287
Fucked if I know. They just come and talk to me and start going on about my clothes, then start talking about my hair, then my face. Somehow I have "Charisma" from standing in the corner with my cup of water because I don't drink and saying fucking nothing and making solid eye contact with the ground wishing they would go away because I'm going to pass out from the anxiety.

>>8322291
I'm by far more autistic through text. If I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked.

But in all seriousness I can speak very well person to person because I'm a bullshitter.

>>8322291
See anon. I don't know shit.

What if they don't do the same courses as me, or what if it's just a random girl in public?

>>8322293
Ask them if they want a toothpick.

>>8322285
dope

>>8322293
again,how can you go to a party if you cant even go to the doctor when you are sick

>>8322305
My friends drag me out. I know the importance of social connections, and I have known one guy since I was 10 and we get along. So he takes me to parties, and tries to force me to socialize.

My girlfriend actually dumped me because I refused to meet her friends or her brother because I just couldn't stand the anxiety.

>>8319967
Same feels

>shitty dadcore scum for 1st year on effay
>friends talk shit
>get into jap streetwear
>friends talk shit
>develop a heroin-chic hybrid of both
>friends talk shit
>a week later they ask me where I get my clothes
>tell them
>start laughing at how much I payed
>days go by full blown h&m hipsters

Ehh.

>>8322272
I mentally rate males on a 10-point scale. Colleagues, loose associates, undergrads, professors.

>>8322336
You should have just gone basicbitch.

>mfw normcore is next for me and I will become tryhard this summer

>friend who is some hipstery dad core kind of skater fashion starts paying out my fit
>Tell him his jeans look like shit
>Asks me what brand my jeans are
>Damir Doma
>Hahaha what haven't even heard of that shitty brand, these are Levi's! Most popular brand out there.
>Good job
>Jealous anon?
>Sure am.
>Fuck you.
>You too.

Then we'd go get maccas and shoot shit. I love male companionship.

>>8322350
You have autism, that's why you're a chick on 4chan.

>>8322357
this is correct; the non-autistic girls are on reddit

>Nice cloths anon how much was it?
>Anon I can't believe you spend more than $100 on jeans
>Anon the most you should spend on a jacket is $150
>Anon why buy fragrances its just water
>Anon, I look at you differently now

>>8322236
comfy-core is ultimate god tier tho

>>8322236
>>8322382

true dat, can still be /fa/

http://www.asos.com/Religion/Religion-Sweatpants/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=3500063&cid=1607&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=36&sort=-1&clr=Red

>compliment a girl on jeans, even though they looked cheap
>>"thanks anon! yours are cool too!"
>feels them
>>"they feel way nicer than mine, but they were cheap ;(( how much were they??"
>feeleridoo when they were over 20x more expensive than hers

i'm sure i should feel ashamed but i really don't. only when talking about prices with family.

>>8322413
protip - stop buying true religion

>>8322281
my nigga

>>8322300 @randogirl
FromAnotherAnon
Honestly I've found that it's best to use a girl's fit to get her talking, and then switch toSomething else asSOONas possible. The longer you go on talking about clothes, the harder it will be to move onto something else, and the more likely your conversation will be to be a dead end. Also, if it seems like you care about her clothes more than her, she might think you're gay or just fashion obsessed.

Although I'm pretty sure this goes without saying, your fit needs to be on point. A good fit changes your comments from saying "I'm a guy who wants an excuse to talk to you" to "I'm a guy who notices and appreciates a common interest, and actually has a real reason to start a conversation."

From there it's easy street. Just start like you said:
>hey, I like your ____
>thanks

Then make a quick comment that's still about the original topic, but leads to something bigger, or is more personal:
>you like her hair
yeah, that length really suits you
>you like her top
i wish that style/pattern/whatever were more popular
>you like her shoes
i like when people actually care about their shoes

Seriously it sounds dumb, because it is dumb. It doesn't have to be profound. All you're trying to do is changer her attitude from "Who the fuck is this guy" to "Hey, thanks! Yeah you've got a good point blah blah blah" and it's actually really easy to do. After that little line you've usually either got her blushing, laughing, or agreeing, and you can just say "What's your name? I'm ____ " and shake her hand.

Ask for her name whenever you want, but only do it after she's interested in the conversation. If you introduce yourself at the very beginning, why would she bother remembering you? You're not important yet.

It's one of my favorite experiences to watch as a girl's face transforms from "fuck I have to deal with this kid hitting on me" to "oh shit he has nice clothes, too; this actually is a real conversation... btw I'm Sarah, what's your name?"

>>8322491
protip - i don't own any true religion

>>8322565
pic rel8d

>>8320316
far right is killing it

>>8322790
His haircut fucks it up, tho it'd be pretty good if the top was just a bit longer. Now it looks like a retarded HY lol

>>8320330
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETINAS

>>8322801
theres an asian du at the end btw

>>8320330
How do I prestoncore?

>>8322163
Is your waitering career taking off?

>>8322821
I know, I was referring to him. They white guy's HY looks retarded too but in a different way

>>8320316
>tfw most /fa/ in my crew
>still not the middle man

>>8322863
You gotta forcibly take the lead, m8. I just walk ahead of my friends, and they like unconsciously spread out behind. Easy peasy nigga

>>8322302
Oh bruh thats funny as fucc - it might actually work in a really abstract way too. Higher ranking kek

>>8320330
They all look awkward as fuck lol.

Buy shit that's more expensive than they can afford

>tfw all my friends 'look up' to me and I don't know why
>tfw terrified that one day they'll stop paying attention to me