/fa/ - Fashion

U wont see /fa/ when the WW3 starts all that will occur is a swift breeze and the swosh of a stealth ninja while u become chopped in half by a katana that has been folded one million times.

/fa/ is comprised of the scrawniest fuckers on 4chan. There's no point trying to ID one another because we'll all be dead

Fuck off back to both those boards.

>drafted
I have autism so I won't be getting drafted.

>>8192644
This.

At most you'll hear "post a fit, fuccboi" right behind you, but when you'll turn round to shoot, there will be nothing to shoot at.
Only a shuriken in your forehead, and a faint smell of spaghetti in the air.

>how will /fa/ ID each other
all white AF1 mids

I'm pretty sure we will all look like poor imitations of Knoch.

>implying I'll be going to war

I've been running away from bully's my whole life, I've been training for this for 20 years, I WILL weasel my way out, that's a fact.

>>8192638
>/pol/ will have Path of Light written on their helmets
Why?

As opposed to other factions, we will be really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

We're all gonna make it, brahs.

>>8192678
Because, POL

We'll spot each other's fetching outfits as we all flee for neutral shores.

I'll be wearing my tactical AF1s, drop crotch pants and a black cape

When the happening happens, I'm storming Rick Owens' Paris store.

dibs on the statue.

when war breaks out our task is to protect cara

Weren't the Path of Light communist militants in Central America or some shit?

>>8192719
>Implying Michelle fucking Rodriguez isnt all she needs
nigga do you even Resident Evil

>/k/ will have patches
>/pol/ will have Path of Light written on their helmets

So "spot the fatties" basically

Simply enlist in the finest dressed regiment

>>8192644

>>8192731
this looks so autistic

>>8192733
Nothing personnel kid

>>8192729
>So "spot the fatties" basically
Just look for Rick Owen's and you'll see everyone worth saving

>>8192731

Is it /fa/ to go to war?

>>8192738
We'll all wear Rick Owens Skull Caps underneath our helmets.

>>8192740
Yeah but not for the sake of a higher power. Only to secure access to strategic objectives: high-fashion brand stores.

>>8192739
There isn't a single thing in this image that's not fabulous

>>8192734
Do you know what autistic means

>>8192752
it means retarded

>>8192638
90% of /fa/ will fucking die because there fags. Mostly all of the cock sucking goth ninja fags and those other gay themed styled trend fags will be killed in the first battle because they are just going to be asking how does there fit looks and gay shit like that. The others will be to cowardly to fight and will flee and only the 1% will do something for there country.

>>8192765
Takes one to spot one ;)

>>8192727

Michelle died in the first one and had to be dragged along for one hour,

Milla manface ironing board Jovovich on the other hand kicked some serous ass.

>>8192772
>there
>there
>there
:^)

>>8192734
because it is

>>8192649
>implying
Negro, if shit SHTF and you're able to hold a weapon you'll get drafted.

No one will give a fuck about your lovely bullshit 'disease'

>>8192765
It actually means you have difficulties with communication, so it's not really relevant to appearance.

Like this.

>>8192772
>taking this seriously
tumblrwarimage.jpg

>>8192740
Yes

>>8192791
>shit SHTF
Damn.

>/fa/ all goes to the air force
>jets with "just get AF1s" and "mids or lows?" written on them start popping up.

>>8192793
No it actually means retarded in a general sense.

>>8192804
Look it up

>>8192638
>idiots impressed by media actually believe WW3 is near
>mfw

>>8192794

Now we in future now.

>>8192814
>zara bag

every time

>>8192814
>that fucking zara bag
jesus

Time to get Techwear

>>8192791
>bullshit 'disease'
tips fedora 100x

>>8192850
epic trolle

>>8192838
One of my friends deployed to Afghanistan when we still gave a shit about it. One time his unit was out in a village working with the locals when he took off his sunglasses for a minute.
The Afghans were all surprised to find out he wasn't a robot.

>>8192878
I don't believe that, they're not cavemen from Papaua. They have TV's.

>>8192878
until all soldiers start wearing oculus rifts, i don't really think they're mistakable for robots. unless the world thinks that's what our "drones" are

>>8192903
>>8192893
Some parts of Afghanistan are incredibly isolated and tribal, with no power or cars.

On top of that, Americans deployed there tend to augment their uniform items with personally bought but permissible equipment, like sunglasses and facemasks to keep the sand out. The end result is that no human skin is visible.

He might have been bullshitting but that's the story he told me when he came back.

>>8192920
Isolated, but not outside modern human contact.

>>8192924
And that human contact often spreads rumors about other groups that no one local has met. Like the rumor that American troops are robots.

With all the drones we've deployed, and as mechanized as our military has been for the last half-century, is it really that much of a stretch to think that a few (not all) tribal goatherds would give some credence to such a rumor?

>>8192645
le fitzen takes a tour

Instead of combat boots everyone will wear Geos or AF1s

>>8192731
I like how they've got really modern assault rifles, yet they look like they're off to conquer the Zulu Kingdom.

>>8193002
Well it's almost the same uniform

>>8192638
>So now that WW3 is around the corner
did i missed something?

the last interesting i heard about was the Ukarin thing and it was chilling down, and well, the africans and arabs are already fucked up, Mexico is becoming the next USSR and murrka is getting better and more multicultural

>tfw mexican
someone adopt me or something

>>8192714
>not storming SLP

nigga u pleb as fuck

>>8192772
/k/ pls

>>8192797
tactic ugg boots

>>8192814
>zara bag
kek´d

still a fuccboi even in pre apocalyptic times

>>8192878
>The Afghans were all surprised to find out he wasn't a robot.
oh my fucking god, i actually roled my ass laughing after reading this

10/10 would read again

>>8192953
there are some staying, i dont like that, now i know how britons and murrkunts feel about inmigrants

>>8192731
why wouldnt a strap just go under the chin? is this a guy thing?

can we all not shoot each other? lets just liberate a cafe and talk about the sick post war fits we are looking forward to. I can make a pretty decent espresso.

>>8192739
>tight pants, tighter grouping

>>8193201
Nigga that Ukraine thing is doing anything but calm down

>>8193255
Straps for real helmets go under the chin but with ceremonial shit like that they usualy wear it that way. No idea why.

>>8193424
>Russia sends troops disguised as pro-russian Ukrainians to storm a city
>they steal 20 assault rifles and 300+ handguns
>Ukraine responds by storming the place twice
>Ukraine gets kicked out and looses 16 armored vehicles

It's basically a civil war this time. Russia declared war over 3 times in the 90's because of shit like this. Wouldn't surprise me is they declare war again and rape Ukrain.

>implying that bc ur from /fa/ doesn't mean ur excused from being on the wrong side

imagine a world where the U.S, Russia, Ireland, NK, the Chinese Communist regime, Isreal, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, all of south america was destroyed by a world war... and all the nice countries (not to say every1 excused from this list are the 'nice' countries) could take the land and utilize the resources. . .

A man can dream. . . A man can dream. . .

>>8192878
True story brah
>in the millitary
>deployed to afghanistan

Question albeit a misleading one:

Why is /k/ so /fa/? It's like mixing combat gear with normal everyday clothing results in the best thing ever

>>8193668
It's called riotcore you pleb

We did it already

>>8193673
that doesn't answer my question you exceptional individual

>>8193668
he wears those Ricks great!

>>8192778
She was a Russian super model and singer
She was hot in 5 th element but sucked in res evil fuck that movie also too old

>>8193668
Becuase they want to dress like spec ops operators that are not uniformed

> must blur face of spec ops guys! In photos
> all spec ops operators were civilian clothes around base....

WW3 is none of my business i guess, as i live in some asia country

>>8193255
>we are so masculine our big jaws and prominent brows do not fit into helmets

>>8192638
all fjallraven outfit

>>8192638
what is path of light

Will go with my daily fit, no world war any time soon.

>>8192653
Lul

>>8192638

>WW3 is around the corner

Sorry to be that guy, i've been living under a rock the last 4 weeks.
What happend? Can someone explain it to me, please.

ill be wearing dreamboxes

>>8193255
Because they're ceremonial helmets and as thus are quite impractical, if the strap was under your chin while you were wearing a bear-skin helmet (the large black furry ones), and it tipped backwards it could strangle you.

Dumb, I know, but it's a cultural thing.

>not going full on stealth chavcore

/k/ommando here...

I'd guess I'd just wear a /k/ patch and requisition tight ACU pants and pinroll the bottoms I'd suppose. You know, tight pants = tight groupings.

Also most of you niggers would be dead, shipped off on the first wave of D-Day 2.0: Eccentric Roogaroo because all the training in the world won't prepare your scrawny arms for total war.

>>8192664
Why did this make me laf so hurd

>>8192653
>>8192644
beautiful

>>8192653
a select few will wisper "working out is modern couture" before ripping apart their enemies and throwing exploding sandwiches and passports.

>>8192772
you're underage is leeking

ww9

>>8192678

never question /pol you filthy leftist.

Whats habbening? I doubt some eastern block conflict wil trigger a workd war. And no country can affotd it.

>"WHO'S THERE?"
>"RAF SIMONS"
>"RICK OWENS USUALLY WHAT I'M DRESSED IN"

>>8194340
Were training troops in Lithuania to stage an intervention against Russia because of their annexation of the Crimea region of Ukraine.

BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW FUCCBOI

>>8193255
It's because when these uniforms were originally used, the strap was there to protect you from sword swings from to the side of your head. At least I was told so by a guard in London.

war and riots are not /fa/

>>8194341
You're going down first.

>>8194399
EVERYTHING IS BOMB
PASSPORT IS BOMB
SANDWICH IS BOMB
MAGAZINE IS BOMB
EVEN POCKET IS BOMB

>>8192940
This type of hoodie looks dope but it flies right off your head if there's even so much as a breeze blowing into it.

none of you anorexic faggots would last 2 seconds in a real war. you patsy asses would come out all dolled up in your fancy rick owens only to criticize all the plebs for not wearing hxc autismcore dark ninja stealth wear and get shot down when youre too busy crying because someone kicked sand on your $500 moon boots

I'm kind of regretting that I'm going to be doing intermidiate landing (stopover) in Russia this summer.

>>8195197

Thanks!

>>8195197

>tfw no fellow effay stolkas to go innazone with

>>8193255
A splinter could breake your neck by recochet the helmet.

Imma give it a miss so i can fuck your sexually starving wives

while youre out dying for lines on a map

Peace

>>8193216
/k/ would never post something so stupid

why is ww3 happening?

i dont know anything about this

Dark colors; durable, light weight and heat retaining fabrics; honestly my plan in any emergency human made disaster event is to move only at night and inch my way out of NYC up until I can reach Maine/Vermont and stay with friends I farmed/foraged with out west a couple years back.

Luckly for me I am yards away from the Hudson River above most of Manhattan so I could just go straight up without too much issue without being lost.

Sucks you all though who wouldn't be able to survive though :(

>>8197141
l o l s t o p

>>8192638
>dat trigger discipline
>wouldoperatewith/10

>>8192734
>>8192791
>>8192782
>>8192804
>>8192857
These are the ignorant kiddies that make me question just how low the average 4chan user's intellectual capacity is.

>>8193206
>being able to fit into SLP after basic

>>8192734
>military uniform
>autistic

Now you guys are just throwing the word around. Come on, this has been one of the internet's freshest insults for half a year now. If you keep using it like this it won't be fun anymore because there won't be any truth to it.

>>8192719

sorry m8, i'm protecting timber

>>8198049
does she still post here or did poet senpai snatch her up again?

>>8192644
i cri everytiem

>>8198037
>half a year
>not at least one

>>8192804
Autism is a disability that makes you unable to properly interact in most social situations due to an inability to understand emotional and social queues. It ranges from severe to mild.
How could a military uniform possibly be autistic and are you stupid?

>>8192638
/out/ reporting for duty. I will sabotage my country's infrastructure. Countries on my east border: Poland Czech, Austria.

>>8197603
>>dat trigger discipline
she could be a undercover FSB member.

>>8199295
If my time on /k/ has taught me anything it's that the Russians don't believe in TD, or at least the way we practice it. Like they push their finger up against the trigger guard or some shit.

/k/ boy on his way to the playground. Mommy brings him his gun.

>>8199303
Not sure about this. Did you noticed the huge amount of multicam and digital patterns? Russian FSB adopted also many US-training methods. Or at least they improved the American methods.

The Photo shows how Russians hold their guns.

>"10 SECONDS BOYS" your sergeant calls as you prepare your geochute, approaching your rendezvous
>"3..2..1.. NOW GO GO GO"
>You jump out as do all of your comrades
>Immediately, bullets start shooting past you, piercing your comrades
>Your best friend is next to you screaming as bullets are surrounding him and explosions are lighting up the land below him
>Suddenly you hear a ripping sound. You look up and see your best friends geochute ripped into two pieces as he tumbles frantically towards the earth
>You whisper "Kek nice dreambox geochute" and chuckle to yourself
>You land way off the rendezvous point in the middle of nowhere
>Nothing but trees everywhere
>You see a wooden house in one of the trees, and you look across to see if there is any signs of life
>You hear the sound of a camera clicking, and you see some sort of decking
>You follow the sound of the camera when suddenly you see a flash of blue
>You think to yourself "Are those DBSS?"
>You carefully approach, one finger on the trigger of your CarbRaf assault rifle
>You near the clearing to the decking and the camera sounds grow louder as you slowly push the branches back
>It's... it's Trunks!
>You go to talk to him but then someone emerges from the bushes on the other side of the decking
>"*snort* couldn't find any survivors Levi my m8 *snort*"
>"shut the fuck up Matt you fat prick", Trunks replies angrily
>"lol soz m8", Lelders replies looking away nervously
>"Are you two arguing again?"
>"Fuck off Teddy you still wearing those Rick jawnz after all the time we've been here lmao herb" Trunks snaps
>Lelders laughs along hesitantly, as he always loved Teddy's fits
>"Oh yeah.. well.. well you're just a hick!"
>You make sure your uniform is in check and bush back the bushes
>"aup m8 who the fuck are u?"
>"H-Hi.. i'm a-anon"
>"Sprechen sie deutsch?" Teddy questions
>"Y-ye.."
>Just as you reply to him, Trunks grabs you by the throat

>"Who the fuck are you with son??"
>"N-no one!! I repped your fit on s-sufu"
>He raises one eyebrow
>"Y-you know.. the Damir diaper fit.."
>He loosens his grip
>"Aight kool, Matt get this guy a drink of water
>"*snor*t yes sir *snort*"
>You hesitantly sip on the water, as you had a stick of celery the night before
>Trunks invites you into his house and you can't belive your eyes
>Everyone is sat around watching David Lynch movies and listening to Death Grips on repeat
>You faint
>A few hours later you wake up on an uncomfortable mattress on the floor
>You roll over and are greeted by a sweaty, greasy, Mexican face
>It's Sieg!!
>Your butthole feels loose and your chest hurts
>"Great night" he says smugly as he hoists himself up to put on his Dior Homme t shirt
>"Y-yes you too" you say as you scramble up into the bathroom
>Your face is coated in running mascara and lipstick
>You take a shower and see there is no towels
>You go back into the bedroom to look for some and check a cupboard
>As you open it 3 dead bodies fall out
>You scream and Sieg pokes his head around the bathroom door
>"Oh that's where we keep all the dead trips"
>Tears start swelling when you notice one of them is bald, wearing cargos and Y3 boots, you figure out it's Poet. There is a pile of dead bodies from the floor to the top
>You also notice a small pile of towels on the top.
>You take one and discover Knoch's perfect jawline
>You get a boner and quickly cover yourself and run outside for a cigarette
>This is the /fa/ life now

>>8199337
>knoch
>dead

>not undercover qt 3.14 special tactical military fashion police

poet on the other hand actually seems to have dropped off the face of the net for good

>>8192791
>shit SHTF
>shit shit hits the fan

No matter how hard we try, we will never be as cool as Ukraine, they got fucking wizards.

>>8200311

>>8192644
Nice doobs, someone post the pasta :^)

>>8193201
Putin is having his special operations guys dress as young people, inciting riots then disappearing.

>>8197572
People say that becuase they assume Russia might lose their perm. Seat on the unsc freeing them from Geneva convention, and nuclear peace treaty accords and any/all international law....since they will no longer have representation there.

Their close set ally is the prc which according to several war simulators and games has china/Russia prevailing.

Coupled with the fact that the United States/western forces are spread thin due to defense cuts, a puppet/lame duck president who acts as supreme commander in a war scenario...

Technically there is no draft system in place in the United States

But good thing we all signed up for selective service at the age of 18 u guise!!!!

Ima ima be an officer, feel sorry for the fresh faced 17 year old who has to follow my dumbass into war

If I get drafted I'll just practice messing with the operator fits to get dope layers. Mite b cool

>>8200311
>mfw

>>8200311
We currently have all of the virgins at MIT with spare time researching wizardry.

Preliminary tests show that it is indeed combat effective

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

>>8200311
u wot

>>8200354
That's what they did in Vietnam. If you look back at the pics they did some pretty good work

>>8193673
>we
Speak for yourself, filthy newfag.

>>8195191
Kek gold.

techwear shayetet-13 style

>>8199304
>out at shooting range
>mom rolls up in the sedan
>don't forget to wear your glasses
>they're not glasses mom

Every fucking time I swear

>>8197656

if you think autism isn't over-diagnosed youre a moron

>>8200552
This.