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Hey /fa/, I need your help. My prom's next month and I'm completely clueless about what to wear. Any tips on what dress, shoes, and accessories I should get, and how I should do my hair and makeup would be appreciated!

>> No.8149112

lose about 65-70 pounds
otherwise you won't be happy in anything you get

one of those girls with fat spilling out the top of her prom dress

>> No.8149131

search the catalog for some prom threads, I remeber some that were on the front page

>> No.8149132

>>8149112
Not very helpful seeing as my prom's a month away and I'm going shopping tomorrow. Fashion extends to all shapes and sizes, so I don't see how that comment was warranted.

>> No.8149136

>>8149112
>one of those girls with fat spilling out the top of her prom dress
fuck, thats the worst thing about formal parties

OP if youre chubby dont even bother to go, you´ll look like shit in a dress

>> No.8149138

>>8149094
>>>/fit/

>> No.8149157

>>8149132
>Fashion extends to all shapes and sizes
biggest lie ever

start puking fattie

>> No.8149170

>>8149094
I'm going to assume you don't go here often OP.

/fa/ is just as discriminatory as the rest of 4chan but instead of racism or sexism (well those are still here but much less) it's fatism. The standard idea here is if you are not runway model thin, you can't look good. This is obviously moronic. Furthermore, despite this being a fashion board, most users are male. There are a few women around, probably more than on other boards, but still a low percentage. I wish timber were here, but that's not the case. I'm sorry I can't be more help. Reddit might yield better results.

>> No.8149176

>>8149170
Lol, thanks, anon. I realized that after the first few comments. I'm browsing Reddit and some other forums right now for some further input (other than "lose weight OP" that is).

>> No.8149177

>>8149094
You're not going to get any help here love. /cgl/ would be better, and that's saying something.

>> No.8149199

>>8149176
oh, you were serious?

ok then, if you dont mind prices, the dresses in SLP s/s 14 were p cool, if youre some poor nigga buy something floral with dark tones and wear medium heel shoes or very light chelsea boots with a very small purse to carry your phone and other stuff, style your hair in a curly way, not too much, you´ll need some products for that, use light dark make up because i assume the prom is at the night

choose something and comeback, i guess i´ll be the only one helping you

>MFw OP is my social experiment because i dont know jackshit of solid women fashion

>> No.8149201

>>8149094
A pumpkin dress would suit you well. Get AF1s then.

>> No.8149205

Female here, "prom" dresses are tacky. Buy a nice maxi slip with some lace and a low back on Free People and wear that. Most effay advice you will get here today

>> No.8149207

>>8149199
I thought there would be more women here :(

But thanks. I'll post again once I've found something I like.

yfw I come back in pumpkin costume.

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>>8149132
>fashion extends to all shapes and sizes
Do you know where you are?

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>>8149176
Why are you so averse to self improvement?
>pic related

>> No.8149245

>>8149207
that would be hialrious and cute

>> No.8149604

>>8149170
like timbr wasnt the most designer elitist of all time

>> No.8149628
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>>8149604
yeah seriously, she thinks she is better than everyone else just because she buys second hand shit which is marked down like crazy compared to the mens equivalent.

>> No.8149633

>>8149170
>>8149199
>whiteknight writes a paragraph to the fair maiden

>> No.8149640

>>8149222
lmao

>> No.8149750

>>8149628
>>8149604
this never happened, she is and was very helpful. once helped me find a bunch of cheap rick shirts

>> No.8149762

lmao fucking leave fatty

>> No.8149765

>>8149132
20mg/kg of DNP should get you there

>> No.8149774

>>8149094
Lmao ew OP you ugly as shit stop saying that dumb shit about "fashion comes in all shape and sizes" youre fat as fuck. Lose some weight you obese fucking cunt. You look like shit dont even go to prom you friendless weirdo

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>>8149094

>> No.8149785

>>8149777
THE JEWS GOT 777!!!!

ZION! HAIL MIGHTY ZION!

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>>8149777

>> No.8150423

>>8149805
Oh shit I'm dying here

>> No.8150434

>>8149132
>Fashion extends to all shapes and sizes,

Lol no, it doesn't.

>> No.8150441

>>8149777
>>8149805
>>8149785

does anyone have that picture of the kid at prom and in the fb comments he says he just got a ps4 with call of duty

>> No.8150449

>>8149777
hahhah i remember when this shit was actually posted by the guy

>> No.8150466

good looking black dress boots that aren't Chelseas ~$150 anyone?

>> No.8150468

>>8149112
lmao seig heil telling people to lose weight

>> No.8150499

>>8150468
is he fat ? post a pic of him

>> No.8150509

>>8150499
why would i save a pic of that fatty

>> No.8151393

>>8149633
that bitch is hideously fat, i´m just practicing, theres this cute petite bitch in my class that always ask me about fashion, didnt you read the greentext?

>> No.8151405

>>8149628
Men's used leather jacket new $2500
Used $1900

Women's new $1700
Women's used $250

>> No.8151409

>>8149112
sieg would know this first hand. listen to him

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>>8149774
Fuggit. Please help. Bad facial/skull shape/hair genetics, and skinny-fatness so bad even regular working out/high protein barely dents. (To the point I feel like giving up for good but I'm already too ridden with guilt-shame-ewwiness from my lack of energy/resolve)

Honestly wish I could afford cosmetic "surgery" (and knew what to ask for and how to finance it on bad credit - student loans and min wage don't mix - I just wanna conquer my "lot in life" and finally be attractive (and not just to fat girls and single moms) but am underemployed, so money is difficult to come by and there are no thrift stores of worth or anyone knowledgable around to help out. I'd optimally like to get over being a late bloomer/never bloomer and become sexually attractive even to the cutest and most intimidating smart geeky lass.... so fuggit let's have a bunch of random strangers give it a shot? I know I lack/lack sense fashionwise (I am metrosexual - but BAD at it) so help would be good. Obviously there are ways to get around the money part too, so any help with that is also appreciated.


Pic related, best Ive got on hand. PS Haircut and fashion advice appreciated (no buzz/extremely short ones - keep in mind my head IS too egg shaped/deformed slightly from birth and I know nothing can be done about *that*

>> No.8151586

>>8149628
ho lee fucking shit what wow

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8151597

wear this.