/fa/ - Fashion

I don't know. I do it all the time though. >tfw no friends

the only way.

Mfw seeing Beauty and the Beast alone and checking out the underage girls.

>>8130566
this is the most autistic thing i have ever seen in my entire life

it's un/fa/ to pay for a shit movie
seeing a movie at a multiplex or any theatre without a dedicated projectionist is un/fa/ if you want to take it to those lengths, doesn't matter if you're with or without company

Is it /fa/ to have zero friends?
Thats the same question.

>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for The Raid 2: Berandal!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it

Probably not.
But I do it anyways.

>>8130589
No

>>8130566
holy shit this isn't real right? is it? no please don't tell me anyone is this fucking stupid
>sitting next to a stranger and making awkward small talk before remaining there for the next two hours
>pretend like you got blown off via phone
>pretend like your friends just never showed up

seriously what the fuck man people are there to watch the movie not the people in the theater who fucking cares? you're telling me that walking into a movie theater like a normal human being, sitting down, and watching the movie is weirder than bringing an entire charade with you

i really hope i've just been trolled i am losing faith in humanity

>>8130579
>>>/b/

Unless you work for an agency and are scouting

>>8130566

>>8130579

lets hope ur wearing a long coat and glasses so they cant see you

>>8130602
triple kek

i have this aspiring direction super edgy /fa/ af friend that goes to the cinema alone all the time. He makes it into a cool thing kind of

>>8130670
aspiring director*

>>8130670

it's /fa/ as long as its an obscure movie in pleb movies ppl will think weird about it

I go to the movies on my own if nobody I know wants to see that particular film

>>8130691

this

>>8130691
this is effay

>>8130566
oh god