/fa/ - Fashion

It was crazy costume day at comm. college today

>>8060849
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>>8060937
Stop trying to hawk your own shit

if i'm the only granda looks representative in this thread i'm going to ask moot to delete the board

>>8060962
> the only granda looks representative in this thread

what does that even mean smh

>>8060962
>taking pics in your little sisters room

granda fuccboi

>>8060962
not everyone is tall as you and could pull off rick ._.

>>8060962
lel this is boring, uninspiring crap. why bother posting it when people like teddy, pigfuck and trunks are posting next level shit?

>>8061017
cause sufu will laugh at his geos

***GRANDMA looks sorry 4 confusion

>>8060962

nice memefit photoshoot in your lil sis's room you primo dweeb

Vince & some scotch

>>8061042

>>8061042
>>8061048
U look like u've been pulled from the cast of High school musical.

>>8061008
is this a joke? he's about 5'6" right?

>>8061071
tinfoil is like 6'4

I'd ask in the fuccboi general but it's kinda dead, sorry.

On grailed.com where it says PayPal do I just put in my e-mail I use for it?
Cheers.

>>8061048
extremely gay

also

#poverty

The most basic of bitches

>>8061097
Eh, decent. Bit boring.

Also you could bear me many strong children with hips like those.

Pants fit nicely though, what r they?

>>8061074
no way, check geos proportional to his legs. 5'10" max

reposting here since there are 2 threads right now not sure which one to pic

anyway, trying out this jacket for the 1st time, i think it looks good

>>8061115
they look ankle high on him are you kidding
dude is huge
tfw no tinfoil body

>>8061082
Anyone?

>>8061125
u trolling me bro? look how small his hands are and he fits in that little girl's mirror

>>8061117
total shit from head to toe m8. not even worth critiquing

>>8061097
to compensate for your wide af hips start lifting upper body
i have child bearing hips too
im also a manlet so it's much worse
fuck

>>8061134
bruh are you high

>>8061144
They're not *that* bad as they seem in this photo particularly. But yeah I was thinking about doing some upper body stuff to equal it out. I'm 6' 2 so it's not as bad.

I know this isn't really the place to ask but whatever. I have a bmi of like 18, but my Bodyfat % must be pretty high. How do I go about fixing this? I really don't want to become big, just want to decrease my BF.

>>8061082
Bumpin.

>>8061155
gotta eat small to be small

>>8061134
m8

dope or not?

I really wish i got a white shirt instead of this grey vtb one

>>8061257
>man in a skirt holding an ipad
yeah you're about everything wrong with the world

>>8061117
lose the mask and and gloves unless its winter where you are or you'll give off a weeabo impression. To achieve the glove feel without them, strive for shirts with longer sleeves that you can pull down to your finger base.

Other than that, nice fit. the coats a little long for my tastes but still solid.

>>8061277

>skirts are the final taboo

>>8061300
The mask is only to stay anon, I'll try that sleeve thing sounds pretty good.

>>8061257
i like everything but the kilt. something about it feels wrong. maybe its too short? i don't know. you could leave it though. it doesn't ruin anything.

>>8061310
yeah dude looks like this.

is /fa/ aka the ninja cosplay board?

>>8061257
>dragon dildo on the floor

Oh my fucking God, dude really.

>>8061257
The skirted pants are still shit and you have too many layers up top imo.
The boots are at least a little better than the Rafs, but they're still pretty slim.
Should look into trying to get some actually decent skirted pants secondhand if you don't want to tear those ones apart.

>>8061318
looks pretty cool actually, but it might be a problem for me to find anything with that long sleeves as I'm 6'4

>>8061325

>2014
>resisting Goth Ninja

y

>>8061336
yeah man i've been looking ever since another anon gave me advice. I really like the rick killt/pants combo but Im nervous about the pants being too baggy.

Youre right about the boots, i hate how slim they so i try to leave them laced as loose as possible. Do you think docs would be a decent substitute in the meantime?

>>8061042
>>8061048

HOWARD WOLOWITZ!!

>>8061257
Yo are those pants the FabrixSquare Jersey wrap thing?

>>8060884

USE THIS THREAD INSTEAD
>>>8060849


this guy messed up the subject

camera angle looks odd

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>>8061419
hem the jeans or pinroll, they don't stack well.
Are those og gats?

>>8061257
jesus fucking christ WHY

>>8061430
yeah, I really need to hem them, but I'm too lazy to find a tailor I can trust. Gats are MMM.

>>8061395
yeah, they looked better in the stock pics but in reality the waistband is poorly constructed and bunches up bad.

>>8061421
fat fuck

>>8061445
Why is it only MMM who does gats with the stripes in the middle? the OG ones look like shit without it

>>8061461
agreed. Surplus gats are shit

1/2/neither?

I'll change the pants on 1 if /fa/ tells me to, I know velvet and 10 sizes too big isn't effay.

>>8061520
2 is much better imo

>>8061017
lololol

>>8061520
Definitely 2

rate me yo

>>8061835
The red shoes are really out of place else it is just basic stuff

>>8061835
Shit/10.

Get skinnier jeans, a jacket that fits, and throw those hideous shoes in the trash.

>>8061257

Awful.

>>8061835
I agree with
>>8062063
>>8061864
on the shoes
I'm taking a really random guess here and saying you probably don't really have a lot of different shoes and that you wear this with at least 60% of your daily outfits.you gotta stop thinking your shoes and the rest of your outfit are independent of each other in your fit. make the next pair of shoes you buy black, avoid other colors for now.

>>8062108
i agree with the shoes, id usually wear grey and black shoes with this. what do you think of the fit? its pretty basic

>>8061134
m8 have you ever used a mirror?

Grey day

>>8061048
>tucked w/o pulling pants all the way up
cmon

>>8061257
Are those leggings? Oh my..

guess i'll post in this one

>>8061380
like it, maybe would be better w less faded pants. that might just be me though

>>8062478
pants could stack better, also what shoes?

>>8061835
nothing fits/10

>>8061784
red shoes look out of place and undershirt looks like it could be a little longer. v boring overall

>>8061520
bad

>>8061444
i like it. shoes could be better if they were black and overshirt looks like it could be a better material, but everything fits well together

>>8061421
horrible prints/big legs

>>8061419
pants could fit much better, then this fit would b pretty solid

>>8061117
i agree w other guy, lose mask and gloves

>tfw when you go to take a WAYWT picture and you look way worse than you thought you did
>the fit on everything fucking sucks
>skin looks worse in picture than in the mirror

feels fucking awful man

>>8062646
>pants could fit much better, then this fit would b pretty solid
in what way other than the stacking?

>>8062858
sick fit

>>8060884

>>8062949
clean your gad damn room

>>8062949
Swole. Not bad dude, do up the velcro on your shoes though

spring spring spring

>>8062949
lookin' jacked, bruh.

Sorry for the shit quality. Those jeans are actually blue, the lighting just happens to be terrible

Cheers

>>8062858
Very nice
>>8062949
Great but I think maybe slightly more tapered pants would accent your body shape a bit more. Mirin those arms though!
>>8062986
Not really feeling the jacket plus you have failed to show and footwear. Really, there is just 2 things to critique here.
>>8063061
Terrible. I'm sorry but a graphics tee coupled with the denim that is too long just make you look a bit retarded.

Pretty basic bitch, oh well. Still cold here.

>>8063125
I think your speakers ruin the fit.

Like looking from top to bottom you look smart, clothes fit well, then you hit the ankle and bam shitty vans.

>>8063125

jacket sleeves are a bit long

>>8063134
>>8063151
Thanks for the crit, yeah I can see that... I usually wear black docs with this fit, but just copped the sk8s so I'm trying to incoporate 'em
a little bit at a time.

>>8063125
Not very good.
Coat fits badly and the business casual look with those revolting vans just screams "I'm in middle school and I'm trying to dress well"

>>8063125
definitely a mismatch between the top and bottom half

unlike the others though, i really like sk8 his. you just need to incorporate them into fits where they make more sense

>>8062885
>>8063124
ty

>>8061117
GOAT

>>8061117
Fucking sick.
W2C jacket and pants?

like my siq fit?

>>8063620
>>8063791
nice samefag

>>8063815
ha ha ha
funny.

>>8061117
Srsly dope as fuck

>>8062858
cant tell, are those black timbs?

>>8063963
I'm the guy who posted the second reply but I didn't post the first.
You're pretty stupid mate.

What I wore today, Cheap Monday bomber c/n

>>8064528
yessirrr

>>8064587
nice bomber. def cop.

sage

how does this look /fa/?

>>8064596
ooooh
they so good man. fav boots

>>8064623
nice mspaint

>>8064669
pls rate

>>8064665
Is that your only hoodie

>>8064665
nice

>>8061257
> today I'm going to wear: everything in my closet.

>>8061835
w2c jacket. people saying it fits weird are idiots.

>>8064665
Reminder that pigfuck had to spend $3000 to fly to the US and steal slater's mutt slut gf because he can't acquire one in the real world

And also has psoriasis.

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>>8064728
sell me some stuff for cheap you privileged cunt

>>8064665
jeans and shoes are nice. hoodie is trash. ur not pulling off the buzz cut either :/

>>8064665
lol wtf is wrong with ur skin? its beet red. do u have psoriasis or something?

>>8064665
basicbitch/10
not even done well

>>8064665
awful

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>>8064859
clearly samefag
u look sad

>>8064862
>>8064869
>>8064859
his sweater alone cost more than any of your entire fits and wardrobe probably

>>8064665

coordination of soles and hoodie is sweet. solid fit

>>8064869
>>8064862
>>8064860
>>8064859
all this samefag virgin jealousy? wats wrong cuck u circumcised or sommen? haha

>>8064882
pigfuck plg go

>>8064884
Oh, I forgot, price automatically means a good fit.
Get the fuck out of here, fuccboi.

>>8064665

lol arnt u that fag from the tinychat that was hating on my raf velcros

time to buy a new hoodie man

>>8064882
pigfuck pls go

>>8064884
Oh, I forgot, price automatically means a good fit.
Get the fuck out of here, fuccboi.

>>8064890
just curious, who takes your photos for you anyway

>>8064901
was it those portugal raf? pigfuck hates them a lot.

>>8064902
Presumably his mom

>>8064907
>was it (ethnicity, brand, item)? pigfuck hates them a lot

>>8064901
but then he'd need taste

>>8064911
Actually, there's a difference between the two. The portugal are actually shiny as fuck compared to the italy ones that they almost seem like patented leather kinda.

>>8064907

nah the italians

he accused them of them being portuguese but who the flying fuck would buy patent leather

>>8064901
lol arent u the fucking retard 5 panel wearing faggot who forgot to cut the tag off his acne jeans oh ye , did u cut it off yet?

>>8064902
mum or dad if mum is busy

>>8064926
Thanks for clearing that up, mate.

>>8064923
Yeah that is what I'm disappointed about the portugese rafs. See, if they aren't shiny as fuck, then they would be amazing regardless of country of origin made. Luckily, I still have my old black italy rafs velcro, but I was hoping to replace with new black rafs velcro.

>>8064924
shit that kawaii

>>8064924

yea cut it off

arnt you that ugly fuck that has my tumblr bookmarked and tried to start a fit battle with that same goddamn raf hoodie

>>8064923
nice earrings dude looks hella sick, u got tunnels yet getting mine next week once cheque clears

pigfuck has a raf simons body pillow

~ rare picture of pigfuck ~

>>8064945
Nice face m8, oh wait you only post blurry shots because you're ugly
nvm

>>8064955
toppest kek, bitchboi.jpg

>>8064947
drowning

im telling u guys u shouldnt be allowed to trip without going through the proper channels, otherwise u end like THIS IDIOT

repost, constructive crit please (also it's pretty damn hot outside, can't do much about it)

http://steppingonsnails.tumblr.com/

for anyone else that wants to boner over me with the fooshbwoi

>>8064962
wasnt hard to find i just google HRT progression and ur trip, wheres ur lgbt friendly tumblr that tracks ur progress i know its out there too

>>8064972
wow man this is brave
well done 2 u pigfuck
that face pic you posted and awesome wardrobe fits really showed him rite? :^)

>>8064976
its the internet fucking retard

>>8064961
Lets see the back.

>>8064979
wow really
thanks for letting me know I thought I was in france
you fuccboi

>>8064972
ur ugly af and live with ur mom lel. why is ur skin so red and fucked up btw? is that other guy rightt about it being psoriasis? suck shit if so

>>8064972

getting this butthurt over ur raf hoodie doesnt help the fact that its literally the only decent thing you own kek

if you wanted a Snails thread you shoulda just made one instead of ruining this one

>>8064665
Can you even jerk off with that fucked up red raw skin?

>>8064990
Why do you think he's so angry all the time? No girl will touch him either

>>8064987
You look a lot better than him. It shows that money can't buy style, heh. Let's not even go into his whole fucked up personality and skin diseases...

>>8064993
>>8064991
>>8064990
>>8064987
>>8064984
>>8064983
>>8064984
>>8064983
this is why we cant have good bants guys, too many teens, not enough wit, too many meme words, cant detect irony,

everyone of my multi layered comedic golden eggs flies right over your collective heads

fuccboi, kek, lel

the triumvarete of boredorm, the crutch of the weak.

im sitting here with my wife and son on my self made millions trying to have some witty back and forth and u guys give me this. all i can do is shake my head in indignation.

boring out here for a cuck like me, real boring.

>>8065004
i luv u tho

>>8065004
You are a gay little kid who gets butthurt anytime people don't fawn over your basic bitch fits. Calm down you little faggot. Actually, don't. It's funny watching you lose your mind every night, replying over and over to obvious trolls. :)

>>8065004
slater is better than you at everything

>>8064987
>literally the only decent thing you own kek
i am sorry i have to do this to you but these 3 things are worth more than ur house.

>>8065019

>>8065013

holy shit you're pathetic

>>8065021

wow uniqlo cool

>>8065019
>>8065021
right, how's that buying-things-with-daddy's-money to resell going for you?
'cause you can't put together a fit worth a damn so I suppose that's what they're for

>>8065029
LOL he probably learned that "cuck" term from overhearing his dad and mom's sex talk. He wants to grow up just like daddy and let niggers fill his wife's fetid cunt with cum. It's probably better than the alternative I guess, seeing as how pigfuck's skin conditions are probably inherited.

>>8065015
i am going to explain how this works for you once, after this i hope you can wise up and play along properly.

i post the fit knowing the same teens/ugllies/virgins/poors et al will get mad.

i respond with the material i am given eg. tonight ssuckingondicks decided he'd respond, knowing who he was, and what a gigantic wigger moron he is i found his hilarious face/acne jeans picture and posted it accompanied with some absolutely funny as hell file names.

now if he wasn't dumb as fuck(iq of sub 110 like majority of /fa/) he'd have been able to say some funny shit back, but alas my rebukes are always too #supahotfyre and he just got mad and said kek a lot.

round this time there is also the same 3-4 australian virgins(i know who they are personally one asked me for relationship advice on skype) who post the same shit as well, i just hope /fa/ can eventually rise to my very high standard and have some legitimate epic lulz

until then i'll just be stirring u all into a frenzy whenever i choose.

>>8064665
i like new order
w2c hoodie?

>>8065076
dream on, buddy

>>8065077
?

>>8065069

>>8065079
nice reddit tier image macro sick

exactly what im talking about. gonna go eat some muff now guys cya later.

>>8065069

i aint mad tho kek

ur just an ugly dude with bad taste and ull never taste my mcnuggies no matter what

u cant even claim troll now fagbag, your true buttfrustration has been diplayed for all to see

>>8065069

if youre doing it for teh lulz then why were you so fast to defend yourself whenever someone pointed out how shit your wardrobe is
see: >>8064728
if you were trolling you would have stuck with it, but in reality youre just a stringy internet loser who spends too much money on a mediocre wardobe and claims he was just fucking with everyone whenever he gets called out. No ammount of raf simons will ever make your dick grow bigger son

>>8065069
>>8065085
pigfuck confirmed for mad

>reposting bc old thread died
tfw too short for xs pants

>>8065163
honestly, this is awful

>>8065163
wHAT the FUCK u look likes some fucking MANLET LADY on left part of the pic
anyhow
terrible
everything fits like shit, and ur face is fat

cheers

A

>>8065163
none of that fits properly

>>8065163
A.B?

>>8065194
yeah it's really disappointing when something finally arrives in the mail and it's too big. i'll see if i can get it taken up. the shirt is on the small side though.

>>8065163
you dress like that bitch from seinfield

very 90s normcore

>>8065163
how tall are you op?

seriously girls have it a lot easier for smaller clothes, i find it hard to believe xs wont fit you...

>>8065163
I bet you're like 5'0

would wreck vagina/10

>>8065213
nope
>>8065219
157cm
i was surprised by how long the pants were but i guess it's just the style. it's chloe sevigny for opening ceremony.
>>8065218
speaking of

Dick Ovens
H&M Underwear

>>8065228
Ridiculously better.

>>8065230
kim hung ill?

>>8065228
much better, but u look poor
>>8065230
nice azn faec :^)

>>8065228
PLEASE BE IN SYDNEY

>>8065230
Your face is getting fatter bruh.

>>8065240
thanks

>>8065244
lel i'm pretty sure someone said that last time, because i am in sydney.

>>8065228
wearing that beanie makes you look like a dwarf
it looks okay though

>>8065247
working on it, also angle is always shit facing down in the mirror so w/e

>>8065253
ena pls go

>>8064623
Very 2D

easy day~

>>8065253
have you ever tried anal sex, and if so, how was your experience?

>>8065300
what happened ur hair

>>8065300
pls be in zanzibar

>>8065302
probably really

shitty

>>8065304
tied it up cus it's hot ~_~

>>8065310
ooh, did u go there?
u did, didn't u

>>8065300
어디세요?

>>8065310
calsic

>>8065253
w2c qt like you in sydney?

too far gone

>>8063103
Pretty sick, imo pull pants down a tiny bit

>>8065342
I got a burn from this fire

>>8065342
lol you actually kinda dress like a lad.

I don't live in aus but it would be pretty cool if you took the l;ad style and made it dope as ufck.

-peace

>>8065358
Lol
oL
L

>>8064665
It looks like you bought shoes 2 sizes too big, the straps should not hang out that far.

>>8064924
that outfit is dope and those rafs look good shiny ^^ stay mad red skin.

>>8065342
id on shoes? dm?

>>8065342
>>8065364
disgusting hats

>>8065342
Actually pretty cool fit bro, what size shoe you usually wear/what size in docs?

>>8065163
shirt is qt pants and shoes don't go tho
>>8065230
aiouh ur 10/10 as always

Lol

>>8065378
i went TTS for those docs (US 10) but they stretched a fair bit

try size down 1 for docs. i bought some mono 1460s the other day and went down to US 9

>>8065342
p. bad

>>8065397
do u have like size 4 feet or is it just the angle of the photo

>>8065425
dnt talk shit stance

>>8065069
lel did all that shitty writing sting on ur psoriasis infected fingers m8? mkaoo

>>8065342
honestly, this is awful

>>8065438
stance dresses way better than u m8 and can talk whatever he wants, pizzaboi

>>8065449
i love it

>>8065342
this looks tryhard as fuck, but it sucks at the same time. its obvious u care about how u look from the gay ass doc martins and the button up shirt, but its just so poorly put together with no style. ugly, pointless and wont be like be normal peeps or fashion peeps alike. a total failure. to make it worse u actually trip on a fashion board and post shit like this, as if its good? literally lollin over here

>>8065449
pic of details please! lovin it

>>8065449

I think the angle of this picture fucks up my proportions a little bit... anyhow I'm aware that those jawnz my not be the best but I'm still on the prowl for somethin better

>>8065449
w2c the red sneakers?

>>8065473
>Can't take an outfit picture
smh
nice dreamboxes m9

>>8065459
really

>>8065485
Don't listen to him, seeing you in that outfit made me want to have sex with you

>thread filled with blacks and greys
>mfw it's fucking spring time
Damn, /fa/ fucking bombs in this category. And could anyone try to play with forms? Hot damn.

>>8065372
if this pic is u id be super appreciative and thankful if you never spoke to me again, see im a big guy around and ur lucky ur getting a response at all, but id be super super grateful if u just didnt speak to me at all, thanks so much.

kind regards,

someone so out of ur league

>>8065654
>out of your league
only 'cause you're so far under him - or anyone - you've pretty much always got your nose buried in the dirt
or the trough
is that how you chose your name, anyway?

>pic related, og pigfuck

>>8065489
pls b in canberra

>>8065680
sorry m8 :(

>>8065674
do u honestly believe thats me or is that u thinking ur trolling

either option makes u dumb and stupid

did i mention fucking dumb??

>got these cucks runnen so scared of my model(paid model, freelance, hit me up(you cant afford) looks that they post fake pics

>>8065690
:^)

>>8065690
>I'll post another blurred shot and make baseless claims, that'll show 'em
it's alright if you get body shots for AmApp or skinnyfat-lvl shit because your face is too hideous to bother with, dude, we're not gonna h8
or did you get beaten up for pretending to be a skinhead or s/t?

basic as fuck.

>>8065485
yes. u think u look good m8?

>>8065690
lol even asokone is better looking than u. jesus, even trunks has a better face. top kek

>>8065690
>when people #rekt me t-they must be trolling, which makes them stupid and stupid etc
>but when I say stupid things I'm trolling and so brilliant haha
pigfuck confirmed for mad bitchboi

>>8065723
>lol even asokone is better looking than u
what the fuck are you implyin mate

>>8065690
ewwwwwwwww whats wrong with ur skin? do u have psoriasis or something

>>8065720
I think it looks good
shit taste

>>8065696
>>8065696
thinking kike keller pig fuck as anything but goat aryan aquilan nose.

idk why i indulge u mad little poor boys shaking in ur vans as papa pig rolls up his sleeves and posts another shit sandwhich for u all to chow on.

thing that terrifies u boys about the pig is i can walk the walk. perfect, rich, model, wife 2 loyal and loving sons and balling in enough raf id make ur cuck toes(size 8 no doubt) curl up as i saunter past.

keep reaching boys, daddys waiting on an auction, ill be here for awhile.

>>8065707
use fuuka u drooling fucking mongoloid(moistens my girls giney when i tell her how thirsty i make the anons on /fa/)

>>8065735
how does it look good? its tryhard shit. ur either a no taste retard or a trip cocksucker. probably boh

>>8065736
i think the shit skin comments are getting to him. the little cunt tries to avoid them now lel. ugly red skinned diseased fag. no wonder u project so much hehe

>>8065736
piggy you need to post your glorious butt to establish dominance, you're doing it wrong.

>>8065759
>glorious
ahahahaha
>piggy
right

>>8065767
>a 5/10

hilarious

>>8065736
>D-don't worry guys, i-i'm a m-model
>meanwhile, absolutely fucking destroyed skin
nice psoriasis, fag

>>8065733
Are you dumb? He's implying that you're like a 5/10 but even you look better than that big nosed red skinned diseased cunt, pigfuck.

>>8063103
Fuken siiiiq mate

I'm the only Australian king fit to post in this thread. You other little nerdfags, get out. Especially you pigfuck, you tryhard uggo

>>8065773
Hail the Aussie Kings, bruh

>>8065342
Fark w2c face

I'd say that's about right. 5/10 implies dead average right? There's nothing special about you. Nothing hideous either, mind you. You're not some half lobster red skinned kyke like pigfuck.

>>8065776
>half lobster
kek'd

>>8065776
u fuckin havin a giggel over ere arnt ya m8

>>8065245
if pigfuck is 5/10 I must be above average or something

scary

>>8065300

good taste. but really lazy tbh

>>8065783
you're qt aiouh

>>8065412
nobody wants to rate my af1s?

>>8065780
ur just some scrawny white kid wearing mall tier stuff. its totally acceptable and normal for your age (im assuming 19?). 5/10 is average, u shouldnt be upset over it. better than being some below average, diseased tryhard like pigfuck who arcs up over absolutely everything

>>8065783
no thats asokone. pigfuck is about 3.5/10. ur about a 6.5-7

>>8065786
T-thanks

I shall now flee the scene in a big ass cape before anyone can call samefag on me

bye

>>8065163
get out of dad's wardrobe

>>8065471
if it's a joke, i get it

>>8065709
probably wasn't really worth posting

>>8061257
i'm experiencing a little second-hand embarrassment

>>8065397
>>8065228
>>8061444
deec

>>8065780
Asok do you have a gf

>>8065798

i think youre cute too :)

Great, the Australians are awake. Time to log off as the board is ruined by shitposting for the next 10 hours.

>>8065789
m8 ur gonna give asokone a mad big head telling him he's better looking than pigfuck. we gotta keep him humble

>>8065441
w2c jacket?

>>8065776
>>8065773
>>8065777
>>8065779
>>8065766
this is why we need to ban australian ips im afraid. once again the australians are proving why they're a menace that must be removed.

jealousy, insecurity, cowardice. terrified that someone can be as perfect as me(only flaw may very well be my pride, but i am working on that) could post on such a place.

rather than learn from the 6'3, aryan, model, mma trained blackbelt, they'd prefer to attack pigfuck, when someone has no flaws you create them, and i understand a lot of u are unhappy with yourselves but PLEASE for your OWN SAKE i am a resource, i am a success. if you have any hopes of being rich and powerful and having sex at least once, you should ask me for advice.

i know i make u feel bad about yourselves, but i am here to help you better your lives. if anyone needs anything i'll be on for another 40 minutes, i know a lot of u have your final high school exams coming up, i'll be glad to help.

god bless.

>>8065805
>midnight in australia
self-induced ignominious defeat that could have been avoided.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=time+in+australia

>>8065808
rvlt revolution

>>8065811
no just their culture is used to talk negatively in a joking way. that's literally their banter and you guys all take it the wrong way like the bitches you are.

>>8065801
no lol

>>8065811
tldr
how long that take u type, tryhard? LOL

>>8065798
Y-you are tho
See you :)

>>8065820
Yep
Basically like how Canadians talk "nice". They're not trying to offend you.

>>8065811
asokone destroy this tryhard cunt with ur uni educated writing m8. i heard u wanna be a writer, u must be fucking good m7. blow this sucker into last year with some scathing prose

>>8065813
at least 1 trip gets trolled by his "australians just woke up" pasta every fucking time. god damn ur dumb

>>8065811
cunt get FARKED i Fuckin wanna fuck u fuck OFFFF *fart noises* UPPPP YOUURURUSSSSS CARRRNNNNNTTT *slurpingn oises*

>>8065839
#SHOTSFIRED #REKT #THUNDERFROMDOWNUNDERJUSTRIPPEDYOURARSEHOLEASUNDER

>>8065834
>trip
if i'm so dumb how would you like to engage me?

>>8065843
haha yea i fucked him up ay Dooos doooss cunt uppercart Doos DOOOOS left hand jab right hand hook in ya rot you fuckin cock goblllaaaaa glass in ya moot

>>8065811
where's the butt you goat

>>8065848
dont think pigfuck will ever recover from this. how do u feel that other trips are ripping u apart now m8? must feel as bad as that itchy ass psoriasis all over ur bloody skin m8 hahaha

>>8065342
anyone who replied to this fit basically ethered themselves tbh, i thought u guys were smarter than this, seriously

Hey guys, I think a lot of you are suffering from social anxiety/depression/inability to talk to females and/or maintain/have a relationship with females(or otherkin) - hey, nothing wrong with that, it happens to the best of em(not me)

How would you bunch of jokers like a self help column written by yours truly? We can talk puberty blues, your first kiss, what pair of canvas shoes to buy from cotton on; anything that concerns you and your interesting and no doubt meaningful lives.

Think about it, I think it could be a real resource to a lot of you, particularly our australian posters.

>>8065811
You have brown hair, and i'm assuming brown eyes, so you aren't aryan at all. Stay genetically weak <3

>>8065853
u trying to imply that asokone is a girlfriendless loser who shops at cotton on? that might be true but he still looks way better than u man

>>8065853
why is ur skin so red and fucked up?

>>8065859
currently tracking your IP, i wont be girlfriendless for much longer u lil fuckin poofta bitch

>>8065850
alright alright alright

>>8065862
i just ordered a pizza. i wonder if u will be the one delivring it (with extra serving of love)

>>8065862
u wont be able to catch me in those pleb ass doc martins m8

>>8065868
im wearing my TNs actually, after i catch you im gonna staple them to your face so you have to breathe in my sweaty shoe stank for maybe a couple of hours or so

>>8065872
u dont look very powerful or tough to do that. i'd rather meet s thann u to be honest. he looks a lot cooler

>>8065853
Master of all rusemen
You made everybody madd maaad, I tell u

No rlly

Everybody just h8ing cuze jelly

>>8065069
/fa/ has trully reached a new low

>>8065690
:,)

>>8065864
finally, see they all gave up. can't win against the butt.. now post julia's :3

>>8065966
Sup piggie

>>8065475
Omg.. So many anons dont know shit.

>>8065483
Get educated

itt: insecure candy-asses talking about their shitty lifes and not rating fits, fuck you /fa/.