/fa/ - Fashion

why do they always have small penises

greek genetics and hair made of marble

>>8016300
it was favoured, a symbol of modesty and intelligence.

>>8016300
>he doesn't have a small penis

>>8016298
>tfw greek god hair

>>8016300
>314 BCE
>being a shower
>not a grower

>>8016305
how big is an average penis then

mine way bigger than that wtf

>>8016300
Do you even art, or history for that matter?

Gosh, why are all the girls fat in classical painting?

>>8016314
Fuck off Priapus.

>>8016324
I've always wondered that

>>8016360
It's to prevent the nude artlookers from popping too many boners, remember they wanted to appear modest and intelligent

>>8016324
>ham beast detected

>>8016300
>tfw I'm built exactly like a Greek god

>>8016324
Fertility was attractive so they were always chubbier than the female models we c today

>you will never look like you were created by Michelangelo himself

>>8016300
TFW i have a barbarically big penis to the greeks

>>8016843
>wanting to look like a greek sculpture
>wanting a weak ass chin
>wanting girly shoulders
>wanting a baby dick
Male muddles don't look like greek sculptures because greek sculptures look like unnaturally muscular 14 year old boys.

>>8016843
>implying Michelangelo's ideal of beauty is universal

>implying that guy looks like a classical Italian

naw

I never understood why /fa/'s so obsessed with classical shit, are you taking fine art 101 at the same time?

>>8018190
>unnaturally muscular 14 year old boys
you're new to Greek history aren't you

>>8018190

uh Not all mythological figures are portrayed as uber muscular, anon.

Here's Bernini's Apollo. (he's the one without the boobs)(in case...you can't tell)

>>8018241
>gyno

>>8018265
/facepalm

I knew this was coming. Knew it.

>>8018274
how is that not gyno though

>>8018281
it's the lighting

>>8016298
That's David,hes not a god.

>>8018190
>no 1 model in da world
>weak ass chin

oh you

>>8018265
Fucking idiots.
/fit/ here, having a little bit of tits isn't Gyno.
This is fucking Gyno.
Protip, if you think you have Gyno, you probably don't, just work out you lazy fuck and the fat will go away.

>>8018190
>weak ass shoulders

Can't tell if clueless or trolling

so do greek people just have tiny dongs or am i missing something here?

>>8018465
guessing they were talking about the sculpture not the model

>>8018496
yeah, all greeks have tiny dongs
they all look like statues too, it's incredible

>>8018496
Greek art places minimal emphasis on the dongs. Strange for such a homosocial culture I think.

>>8018496
tiny dongs were the ideal
big penis was considered a barbarian trait and not cultured

>>8016353
kek

>>8018537
>homosocial

heh

They sure didn't repress their homosexuality in ancient cultures like that of Greece and Italy.

>in the Greek power structure its citizens played an either dominant or passive role, and this lent itself to the bisexuality that was pervasive in ancient Greece.

>"Citizen boys could not be forced or purchased; they yielded to their lovers out of a sort of hero-worship" (Miller 1).

Sounds like fun.

There's some suspiciously homoerotic statues made during the renaissance too...

pic related, what is even going on here.

>>8018609
For a good minute I thought she was blowing him

>>8016360

being pale and slightly overweight was beauty back then, it showed that you were higher class and did not have to work, therefore you didn't get the physical attributes of working

tan skin = working outside in the sun
skinny = physical labor

>>8018682
>she

ahahahaha

It's neptune and triton.

>>8018693
I'd like to imagine all the gods just have a big Orgy up on Mt. Olympus.

>>8018700
it's his son, man.

Those poses strike me as pretty suggestive. Esp. considering the whole homo "teaching" or whatever those patriarchal Greeks did with teenage boys in ancient times.

Ironically, having sex with men of equal ranking was bad.

Bernini was probably gay like many of his contemporaries though.

>>8018740
Leonardo was gay too.
What if these sculptures were really just huge flamers and they would craft these R34 statues of gods.

>>8016300
>>8018190

I expected this kind of gay whore comment.

Is it too small for your gapping ass hole?

Keep getting fucked in the ass by horses, you AIDS-ridden fags.