/fa/ - Fashion

sorry I don't live in australia

twice within 20 minutes two seperate cars yelled out shit at me when I was walking through the BigW carpark in Ballarat.

My dad also bought me a cheap car when i finished my undergrad, I hadnt even opened the door for the first time when someone drove past and called me a "poofta". Most probably because its a small car and I was wearing skinny jeans

rural australia is best australia

they were joking

You're back pack is ugly and you should feel bad

>>7959440
>Ballarat

I'm sorry

geelong here

>>7959448
Its okay. I was from even more rural than that (western district) and only ever stopped through betweeen the vline train and bus connection to/from melb.

you still in geelong? at least there is a beach there

>>7959453
yeah it's pretty mediocre, from Perth previously

moving to Melbourne as soon as i get an opportunity

WHY ARE YOU STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROUNDABOUT

>>7959428
in year 9 some guy yelled out HEY GUY to me i think and since then ive gotten anxiety, depression, suicidal tendencies, add, adhd, autism, cerabal paulsy, dyslexcia and no gf

>>7959457
move to study (because fuck deakin would be a bag of dicks)

>>7959471
yeah will apply for umelb economics in two or three years when i can support myself

I remember when I was walking home from school with my mother when I was a young child and these stereotypical van-men made crow sounds at my mother (she's not a very attractive women and is a bit overweight). And I remember her trying to hold back tears but started breaking up as we continued down the road. It was one of the times I saw my mum at her most vulnerable. It's a strangely vivid memory and it still hurts me a bit thinking about it now.

i can kinda relate...
my manbun causes plebs to mistaken me for a girl that every time I decide to walk home from school and guys spot me from behind in their car they start to whistle and call me cutie, but then when I turn around to reveal my manly face they start to call me a faggot and a homo and sometimes they go as far as to throw junk food at me

i'm starting to suspect mabun is a /fa/ troll...

>>7959500
2bad my mother is a beast of a woman and don't take that kind of shit
>feels good to not have any painful memories of mother being made fun of

>>7959472
i bet you thought that was really funny when you pressed submit

>>7959428

only once

when ur mum yelled "i'll be at ur place to sukk ur dikk in 20 mins"

✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

like 10+ times

been hit with a bottle (plastic and filled with juice, didn't burst or hurt luckily), and had another thrown at me (glass)

brisbane rep

>>7959503
/fa/ isn't always applicable to irl, so if you're very /fa/, expect to get alot of shit irl.

I get a lot of compliments from niggers on my shoes.
>Lunarglide 5+
>Allen Edmonds oxfords
"Dawg, where u git dem shoez?"

>>7959500
this sounds like a pretty bad memory mate :(
i wish you and your soldier of a mother the best in lives

>>7959500
Damn it's too early for these feels, that sucks man.

>>7959525
i remember when i was growing up some bogan cunt at school tried to start shit with me because apparently my mum snobbed his mum in the supermarket

i wouldnt blame my mother, beautiful woman like her wouldnt want to waste her time talking to some jabba-the-hut impersonator in woolies

>>7959503
Geos were a troll, so don't act so surprised.

>>7959533
Did you suck him off to say sorry?

>>7959533
kek fuggen true blue m8

>>7959428
>Live in Newcastle, Aus
>Happens at least 4 times a week

Still haven't been slurred myself, my #hype m8 got yelled at though the other night, something about his sleeveless denim vest being a dress.

Always get beeped and hollered at by carloads of 4/10 uggos when walking about at night with the fellas though

>>7959432

topkek
why is Australia so shit?

>>7959500

dang that really sucks man. sorta funny how here on /fa/ (or wherever on 4chan, really) people can spew some hateful as fuck type shit but once it actually crosses into real life and they actually have to look at the empathy of their actions its a whole different ball game.

hope you have a nice day anon

No i don't live around white people

>>7959565
wow sounds like pretty uneducated pleb peasant community

>>7959565

what suburb m8 do u go to uni

>>7959540

>geos were a troll

Only if you were a dumb faggot who wore them with his black skinny jeans and black XS t-shirt

I get complimented on my geos all the time

>>7959585
Yeah brah I'm in second year Civil Engineering, living in Georgetown atm.
What about you?

>live in australia
>saturday 2am
>wake up to a call from my mum that little brother just got into a car accident and passed on the scene
>walk out of my apartment, crouch on the curb and begin bawling my eyes out
>a car full of drunk bogans sped past and seeing me crying, yelled PUSSY CRYING CUNT

>>7959607
Ahhhh holy fuck dude if this is a true story I'm sorry
Feel better brah

>>7959591
>internet compliments

I've noticed that only young white people do this.

>>7959635
yeah honkeys are the scum of earth

>>7959635
Its because their parents don't beat them

>>7959524
did you fear for you life? I had a nightmare that a gang of toddler niggas were trying to knife me for my nikes.

Somebody yelled nice hair to me the day after I got it cut. Wore a beanie outdoors after that.

>>7959480
>economics
or you could study something worthwhile that wont leave you bitter and depressed at 40

>>7959448

kek
I'd take Ballarat over Geelong
only based on the number of ferals I've had bother me from either place
Only ever stopped in Geelong once BTW

Can someone rate my backpack? also OP maybe you stop wearing your MLP backpack.. just a suggestion.

>>7959671
What my backpack would look like if blue.

>>7959677

what ya bag would look like if it wasnt fer pooftas

>>7959668
Ballarat would give you more chance of winterfits but Geelong has a nicer vibe and probably less ferals in reality.

>>7959691
>implying it isnt just poofta chooks that have those
m8

>>7959691
>what ya bag would look like if it wasnt fer pooftas
Says the dickhead that wears a purse.

heh.

I used to be a pretentious punk, I had a blue hair which — along with hate — received a lot of compliments. Often from teenage girls, but sometimes also from elderly. One time this 60something old guy sat next to me, complimented my hair, and then we had a long discussion about random crap.

That was several years ago, and I like to think that I have developed a fashion sense since then, but I don't seem to receive any compliments on my fits from random people..

Though, some girl called my old vintage bike cool a while back. That was nice.

>>7959722
>wanting attention from strangers
disgusting

>>7959722

>blue hair
So, were you in the weirdo nerd fetish scene, or cyberpunk scene, or both?

>>7959732
cybernerd

>>7959722
You've changed man, I would much rather the blue haired pretentious punk.

>>7959722
>people with blue or any other pseudohomosexual exotic color on their hair confirmed for pretentious punks

I always knew it.

Anywhere but Australia pls

Back when I was maybe 14-15 I was skateboarding in a parking lot. I picked my board up and started to carry it bc there were cars around this part of the lot and I didnt want to make anyone uncomfortable. A shitty old red Accord rolls by with 3 mexicans in it, and the one in the back seat sticks his arm out the window, literally maybe 4 feet away from me, and shoots me a couple times in the chest and neck with a handheld plastic BB gun. They all laughed and rode off.

>>7959591
Do you wear geos with blue denim jeans then?
Lmao what're you supposed to wear with fucking geos?

>>7959992
maybe it's just b/c I'm half Mexican, but damn, I really do hate most Mexicans.

>>7960004
Pods

Anyone have one of these?

>>7960093
Yes. I keep it in the garbage.

LOL screencap this

>>7960104

Why would you keep garbage?

>>7960107
he didn't say he keeps the garbage, he simply keeps it in the garbage
whether or not he removes it from the garbage once the garbage is full, and places it in a new bag of garbage after removing the older garbage and disposing of the garbage, or throwing it out with the garbage and thus infinitely keeping it in the garbage, is to be determined.

personally, I use mine AS a garbage.

>>7959428
uuh, well, I get complimented by random people and acquaintances a lot
and I live in the american midwest too

then again I dress mostly in well-tailored basics and light #workwear, and don't look like an autistic wannabe gay ninja

>>7960122

Huh.

Must be pretty sturdy if it can live in the garbage but not become garbage itself.

>>7960104
Do you always keep good things in the garbage?

>>7960107
>>7960122
The thing is, I keep the backpack in the garbage because it is trash. I keep the garbage because I'm not going to take it outside and use up all my energy. I know that eventually it will rot away to nothing, or someone else will take it out,

It doesn't smell that bad because it's most just clothes and other gay shit like that backpack. I threw up into the trash three times a couple weeks back, and that smells, but it isn't "bad", just a strong alcohol smell.

>>7960166
See this post.
>>7960165
Typically, I don't keep good things in the trash can, though occasionally things have fallen off my nightstand into the garbage. Usually it's just bills I need to pay, so whatever. If they are in the trash I'm obviously not going to pay them.

I don't believe in God, but sometimes I wonder.

>>7960135
just to clarify - not that I don't appreciate creative/high fashion (or whatever you want to call the goober stuff), but most of what /fa/ likes is completely inappropriate for 99.9% of situations and locations on earth.

this is not emphasized/mentioned enough on /fa/
it's too much of a hivemind here, with not enough respect for situationally-appropriate clothing

what the fuck is wrong with australia? is driving around insulting ppl like a national pasttime or s/t? and what the hell is a poofta?

i live in america and nothing like this has ever happened. one time though, when i was driving down my street a guy threw a beer bottle at my car. i lived on a very narrow street with only one entrance and there were a bunch of mexican gang bangers hanging out in the middle of the road so i honked to get them out of my way. one guy threw a beer bottle at me, but i was the one behind 2 tons of steel and a v8 so they eventually moved for me :^)

>>7960186
>what the fuck is wrong with australia?
Everything
>Is driving around insulting ppl like a national pasttime or s/t?
Yes
>Poofta
Homesexual

Australians are a bunch of dirty abos/convicts/immigrants, please avoid coming, you would be better off in IRAQ.

>>7960180
>caring about what is situationally appropriate for small-town america
stay pleb

>>7960186
Everyday I get verbally/mentally abused by Australians, it's tough. One time some guy wanted to fight me because he didn't like the fashion of my water bottle.

>"Run, Forrest, Run!"

honestly it makes me want to get a treadmill sometimes

>>7960221
This is why I run on the beach with my dog.

>first year of high school
>driving around with my friends
>get some sonics
>it taste like shit
>see some skater hot topic kids walking on the side of the road
>throw all of our food at them
>hit one right the face with a burger
>speed away and pull into some random neighborhood
>they fucking caught up to us and walk up to the car
>start asking us questions about if we had any sonic bags or proof we were there
>ready to get my ass beat since we're all just a bunch of skinny nerds
>pull out a random burger king cup that just happened to be sitting in my friends car
>"N-nah, we had burger king"
>meanwhile jap friend is still fucking eating his sonic burger
>they let us go and walk away

we talk about that incident quite a bit still

>>7960221
Or just move to a better country.

>>7960221
I've heard this so many fucking times and don't even get why it's supposed to be funny... movie reference, nice!

I got compliments for my watch but as far as I remember I got only two compliments on clothes, one was Ben Sherman shirt and the other was a dude in front of a fashion store shouting at me "nice selvedge"

>>7960281
What watch do you have?

>>7960221
That doesn't even make any sense. Has running not been accepted an exercise in your country? So confuuuuuused.

>>7960293
high school students "being funny"

>>7960290
Seagull 1963

>>7960212
enjoy having everyone think you're a narcissistic freak

it is absolutely possible to dress well while still not being wildly out of place
in fact, it's half the fun to me
I enjoy trying to be creative within a set of arbitrary restraints
its like being given random objects and trying to make art out of it
its a triumph to beat the people around you at their own style game

stay limited nigga

For real though how are Frank and Oak's bags?

I mirin >>7960093 hard. I know some of their stuff is shit though.

>>7960311
its called normcore pleb

stay meme niga

>>7959472
I can easily say that was one of the funniest comments ive ever read on here. good job

>>7959591
post fit

I got hollered at by a bunch of club sluts.

I was walking to my car and they just yelled "yeah shake it baby!!!"

I was visiting a mate in Brighton. I was talking about how it was stereotyped for having a large gay community. My friend tells me to hush and says I cant talk out loud about that.
*stop at road crossing*
*car drives past. guy just happens to shout "faggot" out window at us*

>>7959428
>Nice +5 Elite Knight armor fag.

>live in Midwest
>at stoplight
>a fucking Ford F350 pulls up beside me
>look at it . . . and gaudy purple camo rims
>cringe
>highschoolers in the truck notice and start calling me out
>Fuck you! Faggot! Nice car, faggot! What are you looking at, bro!?
>shrug it off. it aint no thang. kids be like that.
>the rear window opens. . .
>a really, really fat teenage girl looks out, with her jiggly arms over the window
>"FAGGOT!"
>Mrs. Jabba called me a faggot.
>my sides abandoned me at that point

>>7961726
so did you shake it?

one time a guy in an open top jeep type car high fived me when I was walking home in high school
then yelled whats your number
it was funny

>>7961805

No. Maybe I shoulda, I wonder what would have happened?

I was walking back to my dorm after a house party, and since it was a long walk back I decided to take a shortcut through Greek row. I ignored all of the douchy WASPs. But then this car full of drunken fratboys passed by and one of them yelled, "I want to suck your dick, FAGGOT!"

I never went to that neighborhood again.

>>7961811
dude i think you got raped

>>7959472
pretty good, not great, but good

>>7959472
I found this comment to be amusing. Out of 5 stars, I'd give this comment a 3.

back when I had long hair some guy walked up to me if I was the guy from pic related

I don't think I've ever felt more insulted in my life

>>7961851
some guy walked up to me and asked*

what about the guys that just honk at random girls and then drive on as if they didnt do it
like WTF is that meant to achieve?
and its not even a group mentality thing i see heaps of guys just on their own in the car doing it

and its always either wops or lebanese in shitbox cars

If someone yells out something to you from a car, its not a good thing, whatever it is they say.

>>7959671
>stop wearing MLP backpack

good one

>>7959472
o i m laffin

no but really i actually laughed

One of my friends threw a apple out my car window at a nigga riding up a steep hill and it pounded his back so hard It was like a thump and he looked so shocked from rear vision like you could tell he felt violated and in pain

Poor guy was probably puffed as he'll to cause he was half way up a huge hill chugging :(

>>7959510
>Single mom
>Be 5 years old, brother 4 years old
>Many boyfriends come and go in our house
>One day watching t.v. it was that episode with Spider-Man, Blade and Morpheus
>Get hungry so go to kitchen to get some cookies
>Mom is there with a black man and she's sucking him
>I clearly see that nasty ass grin that the nigger was making as my mother choked on him cock
>Quickly walk back to living room
>Hug my brother and tell him not to leave the room for awhile

I still kiss my mother today

>walking home at night through the 'burbs
>a hummer full of teenagers passes me going 50
>i see it stop down the road, turn around, and drive back towards me
>one of the passengers throws a half-empty bottle of gatorade at me

also, i used to sit in the car as a kid while my mom got groceries, and this girl i had a crush on walked out with her friends to their car, which was parked right next to me. i just shut my eyes.

>>7962184
Burbs are funny shit, since everyone this wanna be tough ghetto gangster until you actually start shit.

>>7959467
Hahahaha

>not having a jacket that turns into a backpack

>>7962233
w2c

>>7959500
Fuck. Nothing is more painful than seeing your mother upset.

>>7961826
no that was a different time

>>7961726
>tfw

Yes, some guy once screamed out "Faggot!" and his glasses fell out of the car and he pulled over and asked me if I saw them

>>7959428
I wore an olive green oxford the day of Saint Patty's (I don't own really anything bright green) and it was cold as shit so I went inside looking for a sweater. Decided on a grey cardigan.
I got to my ENG 102 class and we had to do something in groups. A pretty attractive girl complimented me on the matching of the colors and stuff like that. Also been complimented on my bag (Which is just an everlane snap) and always told they like the way I dress. (Which for the past winter all I've worn is oxfords. heh)
I don't think anyone's said I dress like shit. (At least not since I STOPPED dressing like shit) I do get "you look snazzy" or "you look good dressed up" way too often to be comfortable with it.
Though I Do get told I dress like a hipster often. I'm sorry, I didn't realize wearing a button down made me a hipster...jesus.

>>7959730
topcake

i shouted "free buju banton!" at a cyclist from my mates car the other day

A few months ago some teenager drove by in his shitty van and muttered "f-f-faggit..." at me.

>mfw

>>7959440
>poofta
top cake

>>7959472
I'm feeling a strong 6 to a light seven on this comment

>>7962352
everyone look at this autism

>>7962352
>engineering
>attractive girl

didn't happen

>>7962556
Sorry, that's english 102. I might be wrong on the abbreviation. My IB credit didn't let me have that class so I had to take ti.

>>7962352
sounds like u dress like a faget

>>7962579
T-thanks...y-you too

>>7962579
>button down shirts
>faggy
I hate this board.

>>7962602

probably shouldn't take every post so seriously then faget

>>7962619
Do you really think someone would do that! Just post non serious things on the internet?

Never had anyone cat call me from a car.

Although
>walking down street
>some guy driving past stops his car
>physical gets out of his car runs towards an unknowing me.
>hugs me and says it's going to be okay and I love you
>gets back in his car and drives off
I'm not sure if this guy was gay, autistic or just Anon incarnate.

And recently it wasn't me who got called but it may as well have been
>walking with gf through plebtopia (surfers paradise)
>some guys in a ute drive pass and wolf whistle at her
>I just wave and say thank you.

>>7962647

course not

>>7962602
>wearing an ocbd to college class
>"hey anon why r u so dressed up? did u forget your fedora in your dorm room?"

>>7962650
Oh good. Don't worry me like that anon.

>>7962657
>wear a tattered, stained denim shirt
>haven't bathed that morning, reeking strongly of alcohol
>there's a hole in one of my boots
>go to class
>"Anon, you look so hip!"
>*retches*

>>7960186
In Australia we don't really need to worry about getting shot because someone hurt our feelings. You just roll with the punches.

>>7962655
>surfers paradise
meet me at cavil in an hour

>>7962657
>comparing ocbd's to fedoras
Jesus /fa/ I get we all want to be edgy good ninjas but shitting on basics? This is a new low.

>>7960311
>flat
>dresses like a boy
>fake nerd glasses
>stupid expression on face
do people find this attractive?

>>7962669
Fuck you. I was there for my birthday weekend. 15th-17th. I'm on a train from UQ going home. Anyone on /fa/ on the varsity lakes train?

I'm wearing a white shirt, drop crotch swear pants and some shitty black taro cash hi tops my grill got me. Also have black sunnies on my head. And I'm on /fa/

>>7962475
i bet u cried like the little bitch u r :''')

>>7962684
what stop do u get off at?

>>7962668
#rekt

when I was 16 I yelled "run you pussy" at a girl that was about 12. the look on her face

my friends thought it was funny so it was worth it

>>7959428
I get shouted compliments from cars a lot. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>7962711
r u famous

>>7962674
>wearing a dress shirt to your freshman english class
>basic

pick1

>>7962755
No. I live near Los Angeles...

>>7962808
>ocbds
>dress shirts
I don't even wear button downs, but wtfm8

>>7962808
>dress shirt

stay a while

>>7961851
>Back when I had long hair and was uneffay
>Out having lunch with a friend
>The waitress walks up to us and says "Would you two ladies like anything to drink?"
>mfw

>>7962838
>mfw I used to have long hair and be un/fa/
>this happened to me all the time

>>7962808
Def basic on some level huehuehue

>>7962697
Ormeau. Now fight me you little bitch.

>>7962808
>CASUAL shirts
>dress shirts
what the fuck.

>>7962878
If it's got buttons and don't say Polo then it aint casual

>nice skirt faggot


It wasn't even a skirt it was a fucking tee shirt

>>7962916
>Not wearing a skirt
Faggot

>>7962910
Holy shit how new are you?

Every Friday night I am called a faggot by people in speeding cars.
I'm so glad people know me so well in my area.

>>7962941
>falling for b8
>2014

How new are YOU

>>7962948
lol

faggit

>>7962955
Yeah it probably is b8 right?
...right?

>>7962822
>>7962836
>>7962855
>>7962878
>>7962941

all these dadcore faggits

smdh

>>7962963
>being mad that you fell for it

It's alright, I forgive you. Just don't let it happen again !!

>>7962982
Do you wear t-shirts everyday? why?

>>7962987
/fa/ told me to.

>>7962986
I am not mad, friend. Just concerned!

>>7962993
Doesn't that get boring?

>>7962265
cannot find on net

Some anon said he saw based Yung Sherman with one after a show

Tfw no teccboi bf

>>7962987
no. i dress casually. i dont try to dress like a le classy gentleman

>>7963034
I don't understand. Oxford shirts + jeans are almost as casual as a t shirt.
Am I being rused?

>>7963097
99% of the world disagrees with you. the other 1% are mfa regulars

>>7959500
CAW CAW CAW

>>7963110

>>7963102
Your dad works for the world doesn't he? :v)
lmao okay man whatever. Maybe you need to justify your 100 dollar t shirt, or maybe you're just too new to know the difference between casual button ups and formal button ups. Still, have fun. I wish you the best of luck with your tricky ricky fits. :v)

>>7963110
lol'd

>>7959472
>lumping in no gf with legitimate mental disorders
That's where you got me m8

>>7963097
>thinks a collared button up is as casual as a plain tee

am i being rused m8?

>>7963251
>Almost as casual
I dunno m8. u might be rusin urself

>wearing my new $500 Raf Simmons™ Adidas™ collab sneakers
>"HAHA NICE SKETCHERS FAGGOT!"

jokes on them

>Year 12 muck-up day, I'm in year 9 or so
>Walking home from school with some friends
>Carload of year 12 students coming home from uni zoom past and yell "dddddddddddDDDDDDIIIIICKHEADSssssss"
>As they go past they throw a plastic bag full of flour at us
>It just bounces off my bag and doesn't burst open
>We keep on walking, slightly confused

>>7963383
No, the jokes on you for actually buying them.

>>7962867
>mfw nerang

>>7959428
Back when I was rocking an ultimo bowl cut some drunk indian threatened to murder me on the skytrain. He said he was going to murder me because i looked like a mushroom. His friends then told him to fuck off and stop hassling me.

>>7963383
>that gif
lmao

>>7963587
>He said he was going to murder me because i looked like a mushroom

>>7959607
Sorry mate

>>7959448
Fellow Geelongfag, this place is such a fucking shithole

I once had a guy ask me if I "cut my hair with my dick" and then try to punch me.
I got called a faggot yesterday.

>>7959440
>ballarat

thank god i left

>>7963626
hey were u @ m8

>>7963110

>>7962120
ahh.. you still remember the good old times!

>>7959428

Only black people

Not in a car though

most of the time i walk past people and they be like

>damn that shirt is fresh

>wearing pic related
>someone shouts out nice pants nigga hahahahaha
and then i never wore them again

>live in small ass town in the midwest
>go out like this to buy some mustard and greek yogurt
>walk past a couple
>DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?

>come on /fa/
>receive hate

i don't even care

>>7964064
they did you a favour

>>7959521
>brisbane
I should have known

>>7960186
It's mostly Australians awake at this time so of course most of the stories posted here are gonna be aussies

>>7964183
it's around midday in europe brah

>>7964158
still hurts man, still hurts ;-;

>>7962808
>dress shirt
how new are you?

>>7964193
on a weekday, where normal people like europeans are at work or in school

>>7963551
how long ago was that

>>7964210
last week

>>7964219
reported

>>7964219
reported

>>7959660

5th year econ/finance dual student at UQ here.

fuck you.

>>7964225
>>7964226
mad im stylin on u?

>mfw i live 3 minutes away from georgetown

>U DIRTY FUCKIN GREEBOOOOOO FUCKIN COME ON THEN

it was bait being a goth kid in england 2005/2006... chavs were always starting.

>be wearing plain white t-shirt
>"NICE SHIRT"
>"OKAY"

>>7964273
lmao this one really got me

>have hair tied up in bun
>friends hair tied in top knot
>bogans dry past and vaguely hear "nice hair!!"
motherfucker ill beat yr ass

>>7964155
You're standing on a toilet.

Just fucking download an auto timer. Shoes are gay though. Get some geos fuccboi

>Be walking down the street
>Hear "alakazaaeeee" from passing white v6 falcon

>>7964229
Finance is a subject at UQ? Go fucking figure. Econ student first year.

Moving into commerce/law at the end of the year.

anyone got that /mu/ thread

NICE BAND FAGGOT
oh thanks it's progressive dream core

something like that

>>7963587
>He said he was going to murder me because i looked like a mushroom.
hahaha

>>7959448
Used to go to School near Geelong
it was pretty shit actually going into Geelong, just bogans reving their utes at red lights.
And so many scene kids

>>7964155
Let me continue on with that hate
Mhmm...
Yes.
Quite.

>You'll never scream fuccboi as you speed past some /fa/ggot on the side of the road

"NICE ASS"
thanks /fit/

>>7962679

lol

>dem glasses be shit innit

>>7964155
they could not handle the gay you've acquired.

>>7966923

>>7964155
I already fucking told you this fit was shit, man. I also told you how to fix it. Why would you wear it out in public?

A girl working behind a bar said she really liked my flecktarn parka once.

>feels good

>>7962475
>lanky fuck we know rolls by in his mom's minivan
>yells "UR FAGETS" head out window
>runs through a red light gets t-boned and broke his hip
>hasn't called anybody faggot since

>>7963587
Fucking chugs, man

>>7967206
ARE YOU EVEN KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW BALDCHAN?

>>7967206

>>7967218

All hail.

>>7960186
>what the fuck is wrong with australia?
Slow internet, shit climate and all of them are descended from people retarded enough to get thrown out of England, which is pretty impressive considering the average brit.

In Massachusetts,

"GET OUT THE ROAD YA QUEER!"

I actually wanted to move to Australia, but Australian friends and family that I have all seem to want to leave and have moved to America/Canada/Britain or are going to later this year. Why is everyone leaving and is this thread actually accurate about the kind of cunts you truly encounter there? This sort of thing has only happened to me about 2-3 times in my life, and I live in chavtown England.

>>7960180
You honestly just sound like a bitch. If you don't think rick owens is wearable in everyday situations, you're a narrow minded fool. Inb4 you cherry pick examples like wedges and skirts, completely ignoring that he makes sportswear, casual wear, business wear...fucking flip flops, EVERYTHING. So fuck you, you pretentious cock gobbling mongoloid.

>>7967292
So mad

>>7967303
Sorry. I don't appreciate when totally ignorant people spew their shit all across the internet and no one even calls them out on it. If you're who I quoted, you should honestly be ashamed for thinking you are on a more advanced level stylistically for wearing "workwear" and "tailored basics" than wearing garments that are cutting edge and truly interesting.

>>7967303

>>7964799
yeah cant wait to move to melbourne

>>7963147
generally no gf comes after you develop mental disorders

I think im on the other side of these situations, me and my mates constantly yell shit at people when driving around our neighbourhood. Mainly just calling sluts sluts, but also woofing and yelling faggot at faggots

>>7967269
>I actually wanted to move to Australia, but Australian friends and family that I have all seem to want to leave and have moved to America/Canada/Britain or are going to later this year.

How old are they? It's a common thing to want to see the world, you know, especially when commonwealth nations have so many Working Holiday Visa locations available.

>2006 be 16 in melbourne australia
>seem to think im 2pac and some crazy white boy
>car of abos drive pass yelling white dawg fucking cunt etc etc
>throw my glass coke botle
>hits ass of the car
>car stop 3 abos hop out
>get in my face
>i punch the main one
>precede to punch 3 abos
>suprisgnly not winning but not losing
>abo pulls out knife
>slices my hand as i go for a punch
>jolt my hand back screaming like abitch
>blood all over my 2002 slim shady inspired fit
>scars all over hand till this day

>>7967269
australia is a great place for many reasons but compared to america and england there is so many more cocky cunts and fights if australia had a gun culture it would probbaly have the highest fucking homicde in the world, down under we just settle it with fists. Ive been to LA ,NYC,SFC,PARIS,AUKLAND,WELLINGTON,LONDON and even parts of eastern europe and australia still has the most amount of fights and just general fight like encounters

>>7964726
it's either progressive dream funk or post-avant jazzcore

and no, sadly

>>7969190
>blood all over my 2002 slim shady inspired fit

>>7969190

I kekked

>>7963383
This is hilarious.

>>7959428
no

>>7959671
jansport with a stupid patch/10

>>7960221
I went running once. Well maybe like 3 times total. I'm quite a bit overweight. Not like huge, just flabby.

I got that comment.

Never again.

got drunk egged waiting at bus stop
clothes ruined

wearing a completely normal tshirt. "nice shirt faggot"

>>7960221
haha you want to get somewhere quickly using your legs i'm going to reference a movie i haven't seen

just 'faggot!' or 'queer!' or 'are you a girl or a guy?' I think these dumb rednecks just want to fuck me.

>>7959428
Got called a "metro cunt faggot" last saturday because my shorts were "too fucking blue" how i love perth

>>7969190
why do abos say this shit they cant think of anything more imaginative then white dawg

>>7964155
Are those jackboots?

>>7959472
yeah, it's about 3000/5000

I had a dude say my clubmasters were dope.
Felt good.

>>7972810
they're chelseas he just wears really skinny pants

I was going for a walk in the evening after the rain and when I was on the middle of the bridge, notorious for suicides, I decided to stop, have a cigarette and simply enjoy the view, peace, calm and solitude. Sounds poser as fuck but I really did enjoy it. All of a sudden from a passing car I heard enthusiastic cries. "JUMP" they yelled, and I could hear their laughter dissolve in the distance. As I throw cigarette butt in the river below me, I count seconds before it gets wet. Decided it's just enough time for me to change my mind, mid-air. Always wanted to go out without regrets, at peace with myself. Clearly that wouldn't be the case if I listened to those fools. A soft smirk breaks the ice of my face, only for a moment though, as a soulless stare into nothing returns. I slowly walk myself back home.

>Used to live in QLD before moving to Melbourne
>Got called an emo cunt or faggot all the time for wearing slim black jeans instead of Billabong multicoloured fluro boardshorts
>Move to Melbourne
>Nobody in the inner suburbs/city even acknowledges you on the street
>Outer suburbs are just like QLD and are to be avoided

"NICE OHP IN THE SQUAT RACK FAGGOT YOU GAY? HAHAHAHA"

this happened once and kinda recently. i was getting on the last train towards hon-atsugi one night with two 6/10s (hey 6+6=12 right) and walked past some young looking african dudes, maybe 21 at the most and they pathetically started saying AY GURL U FINE COME HERE

and i just looked at them and laughed, you know over-exaggerating my laugh and staring them down as we walked past and they just started chimping out yelling AY FAGET SKINNY PUSSY TIGHT SHIRT WEARING BITCH YEA YOU BETTER WALK AWAY WE'LL KILL YOU

kinda got me heated and i was tipsy so i was like WHAT and they made some more threats or something but didn't follow us down the escalator

fucking africans only thing i hate about living in japan these motherfuckers somehow are everywhere

>mfw i see an african

>>7973473

>2000 + 1 + 1 + 1 1
>being afraid of black people

LOL

>>7973473
lmao u pussy bitch

>>7973473
>pussy bitch

>>7973512
>>7973485
i'm fine with being a pussy bitch as long as i'm fucking bitches and getting money

>>7973473
I smashed out a few of those fucking africans when i was in japan. theyd follow me down the block and try to invite me to clubs.
also:
>im wearing a kangol hat (18 yrs old at the time)
>truck drives by in rich neighbourhood and some kid yells "nice hat faggot!"
>chuckle and keep on
>one week later, happens again in an industrial zone with different car
>Me and my buddy were weirded out

>>7973484
2000+1+1+11 = 2013.

dumbass

>>7967258
>>7960214
>>7960205

sounds like you blokes need to learn to handle the banter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGNYeZzXSec&list=HL1395373931

>introduce aboriginals to housing
>they go and drink in nature reserves

>>7960221
I just turned and applauded at the people who said it. Turns out it was a bunch of grillz who started giggling.

>>7973473
Fuckin' niggers

I used to wear a flecktarn parka and had an undercut
When I passed a random hoboish looking 40 something dude on the street he screamed heil hitler at me
It happened 2 times, I think it was the same guy, he probably lives near me. At first it was amusing, but then kinda weird

>>7973773
lel my fuccboi friends and I actually got into the habit of saluting each other
met some new mates too

culture police didn't like it v. much one time, though

>>7973777
>culture police

u wot m8?

>>7973484
GET FOUCAULT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

>>7973524
>kangol hat
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

i just googled it haahhaahhaha

>>7964799

>near geelong
>thinks geelong is shit
>on /fa/

geelong grammar detected

>>7974073
Geelong meetup you faggots

>>7974073

dat dere corio

>>7960180
>most of what /fa/ likes

so, nikes, long tees and skinny jeans