/fa/ - Fashion

you a busta

but that looks good, op.

buzzcut is the real hitler youth, btw.

lol OP, that first cut is the worst one of the three

That's what happens when you let a woman cut your hair, OP.

That "the hairdress/barber fucked up" feeling goes away within a week. Then, you will acquainted to your new cut. Unless you have some shit edgy cut any hairdress will do it "decent" enough for you not to get laughed at.

tl;dr

fuck off OP

>>7959828
but you take the time to post. pretty cool

Just buzz it if you don't like how it looks. Unless you have an atrocious skull it's going to look fine.

I have some barber stories tho.
>there's this young cunt with mackleshite hair which I went to cut my hair few years ago
>he botches it but whatever, I just want to get out there
>instead of using a fucking brush thing he uses his fucking palms to take hairs off my face

>went to some other barber
>he begins using a fucking trimmer on my forehead hairline

God I'm glad I learned to cut my own hair, barbers here don't even listen to you, they just do the same fucking narrowhead hairstyle whatever you say.

>>7959790
>"so what did you do your weekend?"
>yeah fucking nothing I am autistic

Fucking hilarious

>>7959859
autism is funny? you wouldn't want your kids to have it

>>7959889
your parents didn't want to have you

>>7959899
now that's a horrible thing to say

do you somehow feel better now? because as a matter of fact my parents loved me so you argument/insult is void

>go to get my hair cut
>tell her to just do the sides and back
>say i want to do a topknot so she leaves the top alone
Worked out fine

>>7959911
Im sure they did, just try to get the jokes. S-sorry

>>7959790

But all of those 3 pics look extremely pleb.

> My hair is something like 9-10 cm long on top after some time letting it grow (previous cut was fucking awful).
> It looks kind of fine, but it takes a lot of time/effort to get it styled after shower/pool/bed because one, I have a lot of hair, and two, previous cut was awful as I said.
> Went yesterday to get it somewhat restructured and keep growing it after that
> As I know it's fucking difficult to explain something spatial with words while a picture or a drawing makes wonders, I show him pic related and tell him I'd like to have something like that, or even longer.
> It's not like it was something unrealistic, you know, my hair is curly like lachowski's, just way darker, and I just said I wanted something on the like, not an exact copy.
> Then I tell him I want it faded 'till the top on the back and the sides. Maybe I should have specified the length, ok, my fault.
> He starts the job.
> It starts fine.
> It ends up looking like Sergio Ramos cut. Back and sides at something like 6 mm without any fade and top at 5-6 cm.

It's okay because it doesn't look bad and the guy was cool and all shit, but ffs I even showed a pic and it doesn't look at all like what I wanted.

Now I must wait something like 2 months to get it that long again. Someday I'll give up and get a buzzcut.

>>7960106
>Now I must wait something like 2 months to get it that long again
yes this fucking feel

hairdressers JUST DON'T FUCKING REALIZE THEIR ACTIONS OR SOMETHING

I WANT FOUR CONFIRMATIONS MOTHERFUCKER, I WAITED SO LONG TO SHAPE THIS HAIR AND YOU FUCK IT UP IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR

FUCK

>Have -6.75 and -7 dioptre
>Need to take off my glasses while my hair is getting cut and I can't see shit until after it's finished

It's terrible, I'm totally at the barbers mercy during that time.

>>7959851
>>he begins using a fucking trimmer on my forehead hairline

I went to a black barbershop once, blasting ghetto hip hop and all that.

They gave me a buzzcut, a lineup, and made my sideburns look mexican style like with points.

Holy fucking shit that looked so stupid, but it was only like 10 bucks.

embarrassing thread

also all 3 look like faggy footballer cuts

>>7959790
>go to get my hair cut
>tell her to just do the sides and back
>stabs me in the eye with the saw

just learn to cut it yourself op

will save you this trouble next time

> doesn't cut their hair themselves or command some friend on how to do it

this is how you maintain a perfect HY without it costing a penny, just takes some practice

> MikeshowtoHY.avi

>>7961203
genetics plays a part too
like my hair looks bad after a while because curls

>>7961203
>tfw my hair will never look as good on me as his does on him.

>>7961203
Why are you coming back, Sulli? Stay away, you know how cancerous this place is.

>go to a barber all my friends have been praising
>'just back and sides, I'm growing out the top'
>guy sells me some bullshit that he has to cut it just a little bit because blah blah blah
>asks me how I style it
>'just a side parting'
>'kk'
>starts out fine
>suddenly he starts cutting the top like there's no tomorrow
>before I manage to protest it's too late
>cut it by like half
>smokecomingoutofmyears.gif
>dude puts like half a kilo of hair product into my hair
>instead of a simple side parting he does some crazy shit pulling the head to one side and kinda upwards
>end up looking like Macklemore in a tornado
>run home as fast as I can and wash that shit off

>>7961258
cmon, its not like he was a paragon of fashion anyways

he mostly wears/wore fast fashion shit with some nice mid-level stuff. thats p much the /fa/ demographic to a T

>>7961203
Why do you censor your face? We know how you look

>>7961235
if only u were uk helio as i know you like twinks and i am one

on topic, growing my hair see where it goes

>>7961258
neh just bored and had this project that was with some fashuuun design folks which triggered my interest again
>>7961276
saving you from a historically awkward smile

>>7961311
>saving you from a historically awkward smile

are you a crooked smiler too

girls love that shit tho

Op went fom a geordie shore guido

To a jersey shore guido

dude, number 1 is already a footballer haircut

pic related

Maybe it's worse than I am imagining, but the hairdresser cooked me too.

>>7961382
your chin is hideous

>>7961283
>apartment in london, send pics

>>7961522
>TFW NOT IN LONDON

>>7961522
>>7961534
do you have a throwaway email or anything?

>>7961565
randomhmithink@gmail.com

>>7961594
>randomhmithink@gmail.com
will mail at some point