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Anonymous Tue Mar 4 23:32:00 2014 No.7890999 [DELETED]

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>"Urban can't be that bad, I'll give it a chance."

>Walk into Urban Outfitters
>"Gucci Gucci" by Kreayshawn is playing over loudspeakers.
>Overpriced, "indie" vinyl and Crosley players adjacent to neon sunglasses and edgy belts and wallets
>Cashier is wearing suspenders over a polo
>Poorly organized, can't find shit and end up just walking around the store until I find actual clothing
>Men's clothing is segregated back to the far side of the wall
>Literally just flannel shirts, denim jackets and "graphic" tees (OFWGKTA, Marilyn Monroe, etc.)
>Dude comes up to me wearing pink shorts and an Obey Sweatshirt
>Asks if I found everything okay
>Get the fuck outta there

Jesus fucking christ /fa/, I had no idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 4 23:33:30 2014 No.7891001 my condolences. though what were you expecting

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 4 23:41:29 2014 No.7891041 yeah, urban outfitters is pretty bad bro. i'm sorry you have to experience such a thing. i heard yuck being played in my local urban outfitters once, deleted their music from my ipod shortly afterwards.

Anonymous Tue Mar 4 23:54:17 2014 No.7891125

>>7890999
my experience wasn't as bad as yours, but still:

>"its been awhile since ive set foot in UO, i wonder if theyre still shit or if they have anything remotely decent i might pick up on sale. even socks?"
>walk through 2edgy4me shattered glass entrance
>step around table displaying "books" and novelty wares
>banksy
>chuck klosterman
>self help books repackaged with hip fonts and motifs
>not a single serif in sight
>shot glasses
>drinking paraphernalia
>lomography
>finally get to mens section
>graphic tees: 90's nostolgia and ironic prints
>apparel: fast fashion nonsense somehow worse than H&M, Topman, etc
>nightmarishly affected style for every man in search of an identity
>outdoorsman
>hip hop DJ
>alt-prep (is this even a thing)
>recovering scene/emo
>look at clearance rack for shits and giggles
>green corduroy 5-pocket jeans
>UO attempt at gothninja: asymmetric black cowl-neck hoodie on deep discount (70% off iirc)
>100% nylon unlined M65
>do 360 and gtfo

i was literally traumatized

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 4 23:56:46 2014 No.7891139 >>7890999 i couldn't not read this in a gay man's voice

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 5 00:02:16 2014 No.7891181 >>7890999 i work in retail and the other day a guy came in wearing i shit you not, the givenchy bulldog tee, tucked into faded LV pants w leopord print belt and hi top vans he was like 28 and tall and anglo fucking weird

Anonymous Wed Mar 5 00:29:46 2014 No.7891361

>go to urban
>cashier azn in her late 20s
>flower crown thing
>studded denim vest with cat backpatch
>ripped stockings
>docs
>men's section is off in a corner.
>generic hipster garbage
>Donnie darko memorabilia EVERYWHERE

all in all not too bad just kinda generic

Anonymous Wed Mar 5 00:31:16 2014 No.7891382

>>7891125

Forgot the most important part

>find sales associate
>he's wearing a green polka for bow tie with a pinstripe white shirt tucked into red pants, and has 3d glasses on without the lens
>"how can I help you man?"
>me: hello fine sir. Do you sell canes, socks, or fedoras here?
>points me into the direction of a fedora
>5$, clearance, not bad
>buy it and immediately go to a jcrew to cleanse myself if the filth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 5 00:32:16 2014 No.7891385 >>7891361 Fuck are all UOs like that? The by me is the same exact shit with the menswear in the back right.

sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w Wed Mar 5 00:32:16 2014 No.7891386

>>7890999
IMA TEENAGER AND I HATE EVERYTHING OTHER TEENAGERS DO SO I AM UNIQUE, AND I WEAR SECOND HAND DESIGNER CLOTHES THERFORE I AM SUPERIOR TO OTHER TEENAGERS, AND THERFORE I AM AN ARTIST

CHECK OUT MY DEVIANT ART AND SOUNDCLOUD, ALSO MY INSTAGRAM FUCK THE MAINSTREAM AND FUCK THE CORPORATIONS BESIDES OWENSCORP I FUCKING LOVE RICK, BECUASE IM A REAL ARTIST AND REAL ARTISTS KNOW OTHER REAL ARTISTS #DEEP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 5 00:32:16 2014 No.7891390 sounds a lot like general pants

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 5 00:34:16 2014 No.7891399 File: 727 KB, 500x330, did you say free real estate?.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7891181 >the givenchy bulldog tee

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 5 00:34:46 2014 No.7891403 >>7891139 i read it in the voice of a fedora

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