/fa/ - Fashion

>smokes
>did heroine
>gets all the bishes
>'best connected man in Oslo'
>boss at playing the piano
>struggles with life

>The Joker
>all his clothes custom tailored
>gets away with wearing makeup
>rocks a glasgow smile with style
>murders people
>never in a bad mood

>>7856026
it isn't very /fa/ to be noticeably struggling with life. Wearing your emotions on your sleeve isn't /fa/, ideally your whole world would be falling apart and you'd function just fine
>mom died
>house was burgled
>had to put dog, best friend of 7 years, down because he bit someone
>workplace was shot up by the new guy
>every gas station in town is out of your brand of smokes

Yet on the outside he's totally fine, because all of the emotions were let out via an outlet. "Hey man didn't your house get robbed?" "Hahaha yeah! But the joke's on him, he didn't even look in my closet!"

Shinji

>>7856026
>did heroine
HOLY SHIT HE DID FEMALE HEROES? WITH NO INDEFINITE ARTICLE?

WHAT A FUCKING BADASS

>>7856051
>Wearing your emotions on your sleeve isn't /fa/

He doesn't do that though, he keeps shit to himself and makes jokes about his time as an addict.
It's a great movie, I highly recommend it.

>>7856060
whops, seems like that 'e' slipped in there somehow. I'm not a native English speaker

>>7856060 autism

this board has crossed some sort of line and i can't tell if half of the posts are real or elaborate jokes

>>7856052
being a pussy isn't /fa/

>rust cohle
>mysterious
>/fa/ as fuck
>motivated
>has done heroin and coke (still does coke to hype himself up)

Man Crushes: The Thread

>>7856085
also
>doesn't give a fuck
>has gone undercover to work with mexican cartels

>>7856070
>parodically wrote a post illustrating a mistake
>hurhurhur what an autist amiriteguys

Go back to /b/, don't ruin this board with that crap too.

I cast my vote for James Bond
>Refined
>Great conversationalist
>Charming
>Witty
>Terse. He never uses more words than he needs to.
>Vain
>Despite all of these, he's still undeniably masculine and confident
>Isn't afraid to speak up to ask for what he wants.
>Eloquent
>Secure
>Won't be intimidated

>>7856085
>>7856093
Being a cop isn't very /fa/

>>7856078
but swimming in pussy is

jesus christ this thread

>>7856088
More like hero worship

>>7856111
whats wrong with it

>>7856111
Yes, I agree with the other anon. What's wrong with my thread?

>>7856095
James Bond would be the most /fa/ if he weren't so inherently euphoric

>>7856121
>>7856136
these are fictional characters who don't dress themselves and they're being compared by how '/fa/' they are, where the term '/fa/' doesn't even apply strictly to clothing, which is what this board is dedicated to.

>>7856080
The /mu/ threshold
Soon, half of the people on the board won't know that this shit was originally joking and we'll cross into /sp/ territory

>>7856104
so wrong it hurts

>>7856992
>/sp/
oh god

Leon the Professional
>He's a fucking French assassin
>He sleeps sitting in an arm chair
>He lives in New York
>He has an acquired taste only drinking milk
>He doesn't buy into mainstream fads like Madonna
>He doesn't give a fuck

>He doesn't give a fuck
huh

>>7856095
>don't ruin this board

>>7857106
milk is not that great for you

>>7857044
is drinking milk /fa/?
I would switch milk for water if I could

>>7856104
I like when the cops come to a party lol
everyone shits themselves like something is going to happen but it never does

>>7856008
>>7856038

>Leonardo DiCaprio
I don't even need to say why

>>7857044

that entire movie was /fa/ as fuck

>>7856008
So is /fa/ being a loner but popular? Depressed but in a sympathetic sort of way?

>>7857012
Explain what's fah about being a cop and I might sway my opinion.

>>7857180
b-but anon

Leonardo DiCaprio is a real guy. This is for fictional characters.

>Bunny Boy
>Literally a loner, doesn't care if it's cool
>Doesn't care if he looks cool, but he does
>No one really knows what he thinks
>The way he just goes along

>>7857044

also this guy

>>7857261
he also makes out with chicks

noice

>>7857261
But he smells like pussy

>>7857276
yeah, his only human contact is sexual

adroit moves

>>7857256
Any labour job is more /fa/ than a office job if you are handsome and mysterious
>"I'm a cop, detective cohl"
>"I'm make my own soap"
>"i'm a taxi drive for night runs"
etc etccccc

>>7857291
yung skeleton is also pretty /fa/

>lifts weights but doesnt get too swole
>listens to madonna
>sick hair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjE1lV-ivaQ

I am Hitler

>great orator
>cunning
>intelligent
>choose practicality over morality
>great style
>boots
>leader
>good at convincing others
>commanding
>egotistical

>>7857312
Xenia, Ohio most /fa/ city in the world???

>>7857336

>smart
>invading Russia in the middle of winter

>>7857389
shut the fuck up jew

walter white

>cheesy glasses, makes it work
>shaved head
>khakis
>aint afraid to pop u if u mess with his sun
>sikk button downs every day
>BRIEFS
>he sells meth

>>7857336
the only good thing hitler did was his paintings lmao

>>7857403
chill out kraut

>>7857412
this is more beautiful than any painting of his imo

>>7857423
>being a follower

>>7857432
>being an oven

>>7857432
>not liking nazis
jew detected

>>7857438
>being a follow

>>7857296
being a detective is a labor job?

>>7857490
No university degree needed, it can help but at the end you just need to be a cop for 5-10 years or something then you can apply to become one

>>7857496
that doesn't make it a labour job lol

>>7857503
labour job = no office work = takes less school to get

Listen I'm not good with terms
jobs that isn't a engineer or a doctor or something that take 10 years in school I call a labour job
A nurse is a labour job for me because you move around and stuff
:/

>>7857515
and yes I know detective has office work but mostly out in the field looking for YELLOW KING AND THE TALL MAN

>>7856008
Shit movie.

>>7856095
This is the obvious answer. But the Sean Connery/ Pierce Brosnan version.

>>7857526
You'd be surprised how much paperwork is involved in being a detective. It's a very tedious job.

>>7857547
Definitely. Daniel Craig just has the fah-er face betwixt the three of them.

>>7857389
Except thats not what they did. They invaded in the middle of the summer of '41, thinking they'd knock russia out by the winter.

Get your shit straight pleb

>>7856008
>>7856095
These guys wore leather jackets onscreen. That mean's they are shit.

>>7856080
she's so much uglier as a brunette

>>7856095
are you 15

>>7857277
B| b/c he's drowning in it B|

rent boy

>bad social skills
>disliked by the general public
>doesn't care
>negative attitude
>looks cool

>>7858019
<3

welcome back

>>7858019
Except Tyler Durden looked fucking good in the red one.

Leather jackets at large aren't bad. The fit is only as bad as it looks with a leather jacket.

>>7858106
What makes you ask that?

>>7857423
Imagine being in the middle of that when you need to take a shit.

>>7858136
When I was 13 I thought that Fight Club was the coolest movie ever. Eight years later, I saw the movie again . . . and it was underwhelming. Do you know this feel?

>>7858152
movies not bad retard
thinking the movie is the greatest thing is retarded

>>7858152
that movie legitimately changed my life, saw it as a skinnyfat loser with terrible long hair "wow tylers so cool i want to be just like him" started dressing like an autist while slowly losing weight, eventually realized i look like a fucking monkey and developed my own style now im a beautiful skeleton boy draped in black

th-thanks tyler

>>7858169
Fair enough. Maybe kids see things in hyperbole during their adolescence. Hormones can impair judgement, you know.

>>7858185
I'm glad that the movie inadvertently changed your life for the better.

I like how he's mad all the time and a drunk

>>7858129
his fit in the club scene is so rare

>>7858129
Matthew doesn't have bad social skills, he is just dismayed with the state of things. He is full of moral issues tho

>>7858251
who the fuck is matthew? in the book rents is pretty bad in social situations

>>7858216
I... DRINK... YOUR... MILKSHAKE

>>7857064
i actually laughed out loud when i read that too

>kills people
>doesnt give a fuck
>fucks sweet underage pussy
>doesnt give a fuck
>gets arrested
>doesnt give a fuck
>get the electric chair
>doesnt give a fuck

/fa/ as fuck

>>7858345
goat dancing scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gK2Y5H1jdU

>>7858359
alpha as fuck

kerblumpo

feel like rewatching badlands now

>>7858251
>Matthew
his first name is mark you dense fuck

>>7857412
his paintings are objectively painfully average

> confident and calm
> fucking owns the room
> mysterious, no one knows his real name
> traumatic childhood
> drug addiction
> white, but employs minorities
> hates rich fatcats, despite having enough money to buy enough weaponry for an army and belstaff jackets
> spent time in prison
> isn't afraid to shave head when thinning
> pulls off coats that no one else would dare to wear
> pulls off black techwear combats tucked into boots for that authentic military aesthetic
> bulletproof vest is pure techwear
> wears a black fetish mask in public and makes it look good
> british accent
> lifts for strength, not for girls

>>7860160
forgot big guy
also tdkr was absolutely awful

>>7860160
for you

>>7860173
>also tdkr was absolutely awful
slag off u fkin hipster

>>7860176
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ

>>7860173
you're absolutely awful. even PT Anderson liked it

>>7860179
/tv/ pls

>>7860185
even by capeshit standards it's objectively bad

>>7856008

Clearly it has to be Borat:
-has Ipod
-sincere
-charismatic
-has someone to put aftershave on his ding-dong
-serious
-smooth silky hair & manly mustache
-travels the world
-sexy accent

prove me wrong /fa/

>>7857044
probably ths

> eccentric
> alcoholic
> business owner
> sees his own clothes
> boils all his denim
> is a patriot
> got molested
> writes musicals
> master of karate and friendship

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcTw3S_l74c

>>7860225
Also, this swimsuit. Perfect.

donnie darko

>>7857277
>HE SMELLS LIKE A PILE OF BULLSHIETTTT

Henry Chinaski

>>7856008
I still can't believe this is a real post.

>>7856080
fuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell

Don't do heroin, kids.

>kills ppl
>mesy hair
>doesnt talk bcoz hes fed up w/ society + jocks
>hes sooo hotttt <3 <3 <3 <3

How old are you guys still worshipping fight club lmao

>>7858013
>Implying you can beat up russkies in one season.
t. Russkiy.

>>7856026
>>7856051
>>7856067
Lol what movie is this?

>>7857044
Yes

>nobody has posted this

Rust i definetly the /fa/est character on tv right now

>>7856008
why do plebes all think fight club is good?

>>7856085
>>7861395
lrn2read the thread b4 posting

>>7861431
did you watch the movie?
Movie was a solid 8

Which pornstar is the most /fa/?

>>7861510
dem cocksucking cheekbones tho

>>7861510
probably her.

>>7861431
>>7861448

the cinematography is top-notch and the thematic content is solid, but for me it gets too over the top to be a ~good~ movie

but i would imagine many like it for its overzealousness

>>7860260
only acceptable answer

>>7861510

retro euro pornstars, particularly the ones in salieri films, like selene and so on

>>7857269

How Can Leonardo DiCaprio Be Real If His Oscars Aren't Real

Michael Pitt in BWE is quite /fa/

>>7860355
this

>>7861891
good call, he's my vote, second is rust cohle

>>7861524
>lots of people think it's good
>'it must be bad then'

i think fight club is like coca cola
pretty much everyone likes coca cola except for maybe auntie margaratte.
and it tastes great
although with coca cola there aren't people who go around yelling 'coca cola is gross'

>>7862636
>although with coca cola there aren't people who go around yelling 'coca cola is gross'

I've known a few. Usually they're people who say it makes their teeth feel chalky after they take a sip. Personally, soda is like peanut butter to me. You think of how peanut butter tastes and the idea of it makes you want to vomit, but then you go eat some peanut butter and you're like "yeahh this is the life"

>>7862663
fucking a man
i mean i never go around yelling 'fight club is the best movie ever imma throw out my ikea coffee table and get toned from doing manly stuff' but i watch it once in a while and it's really like eating sweet stuff

>>7862636

Holy fuck that's the perfect analogy, i'm using that from now on

>>7862636
coca cola sucks ass

>>7862683
you could also swap coca cola for french fries, or fight club with pulp fiction or something
best way to make someone look like a cock is to remember when someone dislikes fight club and then don't talk about it
except for like a few weeks later, ask the person 'do you like french fries'
he'll be like 'uhm yeah i do' and you reply 'well but everyone else likes it too' and he/she should say 'well i dont care because it just tastes good' and before he's even really finished the sentence you say 'I THINK FIGHT CLUB IS GREAT MOVIE'
and then that person will really want to say fight club is bad but there's no arguments
it's great m8 i swear

>>7862636
coca cola is fucking gross along with any other kind of soda

>>7862715
that's great friend i really appreciate you being a special little snowflake
(i betis it the sparkles on your tongue you dont like)

>>7862732
In your throat, too. Shit hurts when it's cold.

>>7862715
you're gross


at least your immense stupidity elicits the occasional chuckle, you cancerous fgt


high fructose corn syrup is very bad 4 your health though
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/05/120515150938.htm
drink healthier fizzy drinks

>>7862736
i can see that yeah
but take french fries
no one dislikes french fries, if just for like once in a while
i don't mean to be a dick here, but i've found that doing just whatever i like even though sometimes it's mainstream as fuck makes me happier
music for example, i listen to both bands everyone knows and and those obscure little groups with weird names that will never be well known but for some reason i just really like it
i've had friends who were always concerned with what other people are thinking and i've found those friendships to be really plain

>>7862764
i dont like fench fries, but i like salt..

>>7862769
well theres always the exceptional person
but i bet atleast 7 in 10 people like french fries

romeo
>comes from rich italian family
>mysterious
>all about the ladies
>dresses /fa/ as fuck
>goes on a rampage doesnt give a fuck if he dies
>kills a faggot
>an heroes with his qtpi juliet gf

>>7862786
and

magnum pi
>manly as fuck
>rich as fuck
>cool car
>great moustache
>is a p.i
>breaks crime apart like a retard does to chocolate cake
>always gets the honeys
>gets away with wearing shit no one else would

>>7862732
no it tastes like shit, why would i want to drink sugar and water mixed together, anything that sweet is disgusting

>eating french flies
>drinking coke
>eating ice cream
What you 12?
Grow the fuck up

>>7862792
Magnum wasn't rich, he was a god damn mooch.

>>7862796
i also enjoy the more sophisticated cuisine
>>7862795
i agree that sugar and water tastes like shit
this one time i had accidentally cut myself with a brand new stanley knife and becuase the cut was so clean i didn't even realise it untill i lost a lot of blood and almost passed out
people around me gave me water with lots of sugar in it to drink because that is supposed to help and yeah it was really gross
i asked for fizzy drinks but there weren't any around so the water & sugar had to make do but like i said it was disgusting
so yeah i know what i'm talking about
coca cola is tasty as fuck
but again, if you dont like it that's fine i already said there's always exceptions
you remind me of my ex though who complimented me on my fit and some days later wanted me to get rid of this tshirt 'because why do you even have stuff from zara' and then i told her yeah that is the shirt you liked, remember, and then we had a fight
anyway she would always say how she didnt like certain things that lots of people do like and not really give a good reason for it

>>7862853
idc whether other ppl like it or not, soda is just gross imo

>>7862853
she had more fun traits like that
she'd always bitch about not being materialistic and how she hated ikea and everything
so once i told her to get rid of her macbook then
she immediatly replied 'yeah but i need that for work' so i told her to get a cheap laptop that does the same, and meanwhile get rid if your ipad, ipod and iphone aswell and get a cheap samsung smartphone (because i agree you really can't go without whatsapp these days)
she told me 'i didn't get it' and i told her 'i thought not getting it was the whole point of not being materialistic' and we had a fight again

>>7862858
well apparantly you do care because you want everyone here to know
you can't argue that like a lot of people do like it

>>7861273
>>7856051
oslo 31 august,

great movie

Brad Pitt in Ocean's 11 + 12 + 13

>>7863662
did he play himself?

Hannibal

>Educated and respected.
>Always in a suit.
>Murders people he considers rude.
>Invites his friends over to unknowingly eat his victims.
>His loft is filled with fine art.
>His kitchen is filled with high-end cookware.
>Manipulates everyone he knows.

>>7861524

It's supposed to over the top because it's

Spoiler

The main characters imagination

>>7863687
mads as hannibal is best hannibal hehehehe

>>7863687

>>7863687
Damn, sounds like my kind of movie.

You forgot
>can cook like nobody's business

>>7860990

Fuck Yeah.

>cool facial scars
>gets in fights and loses due to alcoholism and small fists
>part time skid row bum
>part time government employee at post office
>likes girls with thick legs
>drinks port wine. All day err'day
>Father beat him with a razor strop
>Raped that bitch in that elevator one time
>Prone to walnut sized boils and pustules all over body as a youth
>Gives no fucks and writes shit

HST

>>7863900
hes not fictional

>>7863900
>fictional characters
>HST
kek

>>7863920
>implying

watch fear and loathing nigga, plus this interview:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r31hV_BPFf0

>>7863931
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_S._Thompson

he's as real as you are unread

>>7863936
If you would've watched the interview, he's stressing that people often can't distinguish between HST (real) and Raoul Duke (fictional, but a more exaggerated version of him)

alot of what people attribute to HST is fiction

>>7863815
I dunno, man. That doesn't sound fah at all compared to James Bond or Hannibal

>>7863936
>he's as real as you are unread

so you're implying he isn't real now?

you're as dumb as I am sexy (which is very)

>>7860260
hes a manlet doe

>gives himself a facial every morning
>combs hair neatly
>listens to Huey Lewis and the news
>kills whores
>snorts cocaine
>dresses neatly
>self-absorbed
>constantly judging others
Pretty much most of /fa/

>>7856052
being a little pussy isn't /fa/. The most /fa/ character has to be either Gendo or Rei. Maybe Ryoji

>>7861395
Dude on the left is very good looking, I like him in Dexter

>>7864021
i give ur mum a facial every morning

>>7864114
and that's the response i was waiting for.

>>7864118
1.) Take off your name and trip, you don't deserve it
2.) You just got told by trunks, you should be swallowing his load and saying "Thank you, master"
3.) No samefag here. Check tripcodes niqqa

>>7864121
but as a young fasion boy, i deverve a trip. I was born in 2001 and i hqave more fasion then any of you dicks.

>>7864121
shut the fuck up u little punk bitch

>>7864127
you sound like a little bitch

>>7864138
>pic related is me
more /fa/ then you will ever be

>>7864169

>>7864175

>>7864175
>>7864185

ya got a problem with jesus, bro.

>>7864198
fuck off, stop shitting up my board

>>7864185

>>7864198

>>7857180
is that gatsby? havent seen it yet

>>7864211
mmore like satsby, am i right guys?

>>7857547
>pierce brosnan

worst actor, gtfo

>>7856026
Not to forget: he owns a pair of Common Projects

>>7864211

no it's django

>>7862879
I think I'd like being your boyfriend, Anon. You sound nice.

>>7860260
everytime someone posts a pic of this show i remember how fucking rediculous some of it was.

>King of the fucking oil industry
>Does not let others get in his way
>Killed that nigga who claimed to be his brother
>Sociopath
>Dope ass clothes
>Drinks your milkshake

amazed no one has written in Sherlock

> self emplyed
> minimal friend
> awesome london flat
> hated/loved by police
> saville row everything
> loves drugs
> smarter than everyone
> shuts honeys down everywhere
> sociopath

>>7864064
>taking it this seriously

>Dresses well
>Has the whole tortured soul thing going
>Controls magnetism and can fucking fly

Fight Club is the most moronic movie ever. I really don't get why people still see it as insightful.

>>7867426

If your entire exposure to philosophy has consisted of film and you don't read then Fight Club will appeal to you. It's not a bad movie. It's just pretty ham fisted.

> underage gigolo/burglar
> sociopath
> pulls off a women's fur coat
> pulls off tribal tattoos

any other LIE fans on /fa/?

>>7867426
It's so bad and lame as shit. I watched it during my edgy teenager phase and couldn't get into it, just made me cringe. True story.

>>7856008
Stop watching fight club once project mayhem starts - nothing to get from the mobile after that

>>7867426
It's a MRA movie with a M. Night Shymalongadingdong *twist*

>>7867426
>bad mouths movie
>posts image from worse movie

Isn't it obvious?

>>7867492
nigga was real and dresses like a white boy on the beach.

>>7867492
it also gives me a creepy feeling when i see a middle aged man dressing boyishly

>>7856038
lol that picture is so shit.

the person who made it just took a picture of the joker and ran it through vectormagic without changing any settings.

>>7867492
nigga was real and dresses like a white boy on the beach.

>>7867502
you've probably got some sorta daddy issues dude

>>7867549
I get the same feeling when I see a middle age woman in Forever 21. yipes