/fa/ - Fashion

is incest /fa/

>>7808898
yes

Being an only child is the most /fa/ thing that can happen to anyone. Parents only pay attention to you so you are likely to be more educated and better at a sport, don't have to share or compensate with anyone, get spoiled, etc. Feels good.

>>7808925
>not wanting to be one of three 6'2"-6'4" pale skinned wavy-haired brothers born in rapid succession attending the same ivy-league school, strutting around campus in designer clothes, staring condescendingly at everyone around them, and spitroasting other men's girlfriends at their shared penthouse apartment

>not wanting to have a tomboy sister who shaves her head, rolls with your skinhead crew, and is always the first to kick someone in the head with her made-in-england docs when shit heats up

Enjoy having no widespread social network, emotional/financial support
Enjoy your psychological issues and narcissism
>inb4 "I'm a man and I don't depend on others b/c I'm not a pussy" *tips fedora*

>>7809152
you obviously don't have siblings. or money

>>7807094
my little brother is /fit/

dresses okay as well

>>7809152
>someone actually believes having siblings is /fa/

>>7809164
>>7809173

1 sister 1 brother and a massive inheritance that was dealt to me 3 years ago

Also I share an inherited high-rise condo in a major US city with my siblings

If you have siblings and hate them, mistrust them, or can't rely on them then your parents fucked up. Sorry your parents couldn't hack it at real life

>>7809187
so you have money but still need to share an apartment and post here?

sad, sad boi

it's okay though, i won't judge you

>>7809187
>share
Ew.

>>7809187
and if you're an only child, your parents either
a) were too poor to feed more than one. congrats
b)just had a kid to check that box b/c they saw their waning fertility on the horizon. Again, congrats, you're the product of a loveless and ill-planned marriage

>>7809207
>not wanting to live with your siblings in a 3br beautiful condo until you're all done with the graduate degrees you;re getting on fellowship b/c you're all so fucking talented
the 3 of us decided to put nearly all immediately accessible cash into investment portfolios we already had established because we're not fucking dumbasses and we're just going to be that much more filthy rich when we give a shit about money.
also
>living in a metropolitan area and not wanting to share a place until you're ready to move in with a romantic interest or get a job somewhere else
god you guys are so autistic.

>4chan is for poor kids get out
jellymad

My younger sister I think is very pretty, she is a mix of Cara and Alessandra Ambrosio. UNfortunately she dresses kinda hipster-ish/punk-ish
My younger brother is handsome, dresses "normal"
My youngest (half )brother is 10. Hes not cute right now but maybe its the age. Or maybe he got the bad looks from his whorish mother

my older brother is an officer in the us army

he buys all his clothes from costco and dresses mitt romney-core

>>7809316
That's the way it always is with professional military. After serving and living according to army standards they just don't care
>high-cheekboned 6'2" friend gets dropped from active duty b/c no war
>has terribly shaped buzzcut
>refuses to grow it out or even get it done well yuri-style b/c "it's just the way I've always done it"

>>7808925
I've got 5 brothers. Pretty unusual by todays standards. Maybe the undivided attention part of being an only child is true, but the rest of it isn't. We are all pretty close in age, the biggest age gap is only 4 years so we all hung around together/played sports together. Oldest brother represented the county in swimming and basketball, I played divegrass semi pro for 3 years and little brother runs 400m at county level. All of us past final growth spurt are over 180 cm. feelsgood. meanwhile all the 'only childs' i knew growing up either gave up and got married young or have victim complexes

my little sister is a qt3.14, Im so proud of her because she is really innocent, never shows cleavage and stuff and is really fashionable, (although not by /fa standards) and that even though she grows up in a city full of sluts that cant dress themselves.

>>7810887
>my little sister is a qt3.14

>>7810890
Is it wrong to say this?

>>7810893
it's a bit weird

>>7810893
Well, users here generally référ to lové interests and grail sex partners as that

In before it's just à picture of yourself

>>7810887
just remember she craves the D just as much as all the plebs and sluts

>>7810887
>>7810893

>>7810899
>>7810897
oh no Im a girl, I thought its ok to say this

>>7810906
post pic or lying

>>7810906
i guess that makes it less weird then

>>7810887
we need to see more b4 we can judge if she is a qt

yes, my brother is a model and my sister is a dj

i'm just a fucking loser ;((

>>7810924
this. post back.

>>7810924
>>7810933
there is a reason I blurred out her face.
I wont show more of her

>>7810941
cmon man i just want to fap. you dont even know me it wont be weird cmon man pls

pls

Unfortunately no, my sister looks like me in female and is a shut-in.

I play musical theater and I'm usually the bad or mysterious guy in the story.

Feel kind of sorry for her.

>tfw when you know what it is like to be a spoiled only-child, but sibling gets born

>>7810887
>really innocent, never shows cleavage and stuff and is really fashionable


creepy


even from a female's p.o.v

why are imposing your sexist as fuck standards on siblings?

My bro is fat but good looking if he lost the weight. Here's a pic that he took from my phone. Not very flattering but it's the only pic I have of him right now.

>>7811098
>but good looking if he lost the weight

I don't think so.

>>7810887
mark?

This is my brother, yes. He sees himself as a fashionista. Needless to say, he is a homosexual. If the sunglasses didn't give it away, then his dick sucking lips will. This picture only shows his face, sans fit, but it was terrible anyways.

Also, guess what the gay community calls a gay, chubby, white guy?
>garbanzo

All mean jabs aside, I love mah brah.

>>7807094
OP is trying to illustrate how retarded off topic threads on /fa/ are.

noone gets it.

>>7811098
Oh I hate to break it to you but.....
Your brother is ugly as shit.

>>7811109
>>7811122
He's just Asian. Asians are naturally ugly. As a white girl, I would never date an Asian. I can do better than that.

>>7811125
I'm asian and I'm hot as fuck, that nigga got dem polynesian ugly genes.

>>7811128
I'm sorry, but yuck, I cannot see Asians as being anything other than unattractive.

>>7811095
Says the feminist.

My sister dresses really well and receives compliments damn bear every time I'm with her, also sews and knows how to make alterations. She's something like 90lbs 5'2

Femlet but way more /fa/ than me, I don't even own clothing and hate my life.

>>7811125

lol white girl here, used to only date Asian men. They are 2 fine. Now i've been with a Jewish guy for 5 years :3

My younger sister (14 I think) is a typical tumblrcore teenage girl. She has no interests and I don't even remember the last time I managed to hold a full conversation with her.

My older sister (30) is okay, she can't match colours and comes out with some bad-weird combinations but she manages.

My younger brother is an adopted African. I really hate him. I'm sure that my hatred of blacks stems from my adopted brother. He is just a piece of shit, and I make sure to remind him of his status whenever he is around me.

>>7811260
Geez, what makes you hate him so much?

>>7811095
are you serious? Im sexist just because Im proud of my sister because she isnt a slut?

>>7811263
he has a bigger dick than me

>>7807094
i am forever alone
i have no one

>tfw no brother

>>7811468
ill be your brother m8

we can go to fashion shows together and remissness about when we were kids growing up in Paris(this we will have to make up of course) Then we will grab some black coffee and a cigarette and retire to our penthouse apartment for the night where we will go on /fa/ and discuss the new Rck line with our fellow anons

>>7811484
i want to be your brother....

>>7811484
you'd be a wonderful sister

>>7811095
because it means she gets more attn than her sis
so it's gud

>>7810887
>my little sister
Haha, you mean yourself? That was the most pathetic thing I've read in a while, and that's saying a lot considering what board we're on.

>my older brother wore white shoes at his wedding
>his reasonably effay wife let him

>tfw bought my first pair of jeans that fit

Am I on the right track?

>>7811115
your brother is sieg heil?

>>7808898
yes

>>7810915
only makes it lewder

>>7808898
only if you're both 8/10+

ugly people incest is just hella nasty

everyday i pray for mods to return