/fa/ - Fashion

>>7730019
BANDDDITTTTT HEEEELLPP

brandon wears a 118 and a 618

>>7730029
>118 618
those are models of schott perfecto, right?

>>7730030
I'm here! W-what happened!?

A leather jacket isn’t a garment, it’s a mistake. A goofy looking mistake.

Look at anon wearing a glossy black-cowhide jacket and you can almost hear the dialogue that goes through his head: “I can’t pull off a leather jacket. Wait a minute. You know what? Screw it. I’m going to be the guy who looks good in one. Wait a minute. Does this fit right?”

You can picture him slipping it on, looking in the mirror, and thinking to himself, “Nice”. What he failed to consider is that a leather jacket makes a statement. Despite the jacket’s fit or design, the statement is not a flattering one. Leather jackets are synonymous with the movie icons of the previous century. Images of the bad boys, James Dean and Marlon Brando come to mind. Younger men, trying to sex up their image, try to emulate these movie icons. Leather jackets have, essentially, been relegated to costume wear. No matter what kind of leather jacket you wear, someone will think, “Wow, he’s trying to pull off the Marlon Brando look.” What does this mean? It means that you cannot be taken seriously when wearing a leather jacket.

But you might think, “Leather jackets are timeless! They can be pulled off! Post a fit, fuccboi!”

>>7730172
What statement does your autism make?

My answer: No. Leather jackets are costume-ish. Costume-ish is precisely how the cowhide jacket looks on a hapless fool from /fa/. It’s time to get real. Leather jackets don’t exude coolness or sex appeal. They are tacky and are doomed to clichédom. In the collective subconscious of /fa/—despite ample evidence to the contrary—is the idea that leather jackets appeal to girls. On the contrary, walk down the street in a leather jacket and every girl will perceive you as a threat or entirely pathetic. She will avoid you. She will imagine you as a greasy creep that might possibly grope her ass, or even worse, a greasy little nerd that wants to look like a badass. A leather jacket is a mistake in first impressions.

When a leather jacket is thrown over an outfit, it serves as an event horizon; the point of no return. That leather jacket instantly ruins the outfit, and it testifies the poor fashion sense of the wearer. Leather jackets never look good. Never wear a leather jacket.

got this one yesterday, its way nicer. All Saints £298/ $485

Those biker jackets only work on skeletons.

>>7730187
That really looks great. Woweewowow.

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once again bandi makes a thread and then pretends to stumble across it.
stop samefagging.

How is blk dnm leather quality?

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This is actually a great way to dissuade autists from ruining leather jackets for the rest of us.

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>>7730192
that looks good

>>7730196
Are you a detective? Because you're pretty bad at your job. You should go back to shitposting.

>>7730202
Autist spokesmen for autist

>>7730202
>This is actually a great way to dissuade autists from ruining leather jackets for the rest of us.
>implying that leather jackets can look good . . . ever
Please stop.

My Dad and brother always wear leather jackets but they're a bit stockier built than I am. I'm taller but thin so whenever I'm gifted one I'm a bit reluctant to wear it
>>7730192
Not sure if I could pull it off, do these look good with workwear?

>>7730217
>do these look good with workwear?
They look good with nothing, to be honest.

Leather jackets are autistic. They just look awful. Leather jackets are pretty much costume wear. You might as well wear a clown outfit, because no one is going to take you seriously when you wear a leather jacket. You probably think you look like Marlon Brando, but the truth is that you don't. You actually look like a nerd that is trying to look badass when wearing a leather jacket.

My advice: Leather jackets. Dont wear 'em. Why shouldn't you wear them? They look like shit. All. The. Time. Get real. Stop trying to look cool, because you are not cool and you are not a badass. Wear something else that looks good and doesn't make you look stupid.

The truth is, leather jackets never look good. You should never wear a leather jacket. They are pretty much the fedora-level jackets. Let me tell you one thing. You will look autistic when you wear a leather jacket. Again, never wear a leather jacket. They look like shit.

>>7730234
thanks for giving your opinion on the 4chan fashion board

>>7730234
I need to see a photo of this tool, he clearly gets it right errytime

>>7730142

Yeah. The Difference is the type of leather used.

I consider this information to be highly accurate.

>>7730258
>forgetting the graph
My bad. Here it is.

>>7730248
so ottistic

>>7730274
this is like one of those face of atheism photos

>>7730274
is it really him? he looks like 40 and shitposts on /fa/
way to go calling others autistic

>>7730274
He's not the fat autist I pictured, but he has a ginger beard so all his comments are void

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>>7730298
he probably enjoys receiving attention, even if it's negative, via the internet. if you'd stop responding to him he'd just switch to another method in order to get a response

>>7730029
Thanx.