/fa/ - Fashion

nothing about this is fashionable

it's just you being lame as fuck and wanting to post your betafeels on anything other than /r9k/

>c-c-couldn't wear my roshes and zespies to da club so I wore some lamer shit

like what part of this made you go "damn that was very fashionable I might post this on 4chan later"

>been eyeing off yohji yamamoto loop collar shirt for months
>just dropped another price level a few days ago
>250$ brand new
>just got enough to buy it, it was literally still there in my size 5 minutes ago
>check again a few seconds ago, it's gone.

Do i cry now?

>>7724294
get over yourself, cunt

wow sad

>>7724308
nah just recheck every once in a while
people return things all the time
I'm even seen clearance items with only one size left suddenly have two sizes available like a week later

>>7724335
Its been sitting on only 1 left for ages and they dont do return on clearance :(

This board is so insecure it's fucking disgusting.

>>7724294
>Grab a white shirt a black tie, some levi 511 and a pair of converse
Why.
Get over yourself, you sound like a fucking little whiny bitch.

>go to ikea
>buy 72 scented tealights and 1kg of pebbles
>come home and make myself some decorative tealight holders that match my interior theme
ahh feels good man

>>7724294
>/fa/ feels ?

started frequenting /fa/, lost weight bought clothes

>"wow anon what happened you didnt look like this when i met u damn"

dressing to please grills may be retarded and a wasted effort but dressing to please yourself really makes a difference

hasnt made me the least bit happier but at least I got something to throw money on other than drugs now

>celebrating moms friends' birthday at a little restaurant
>get there and out of the corners of my eyes I can see most of the people at the other tables look at me and are mirin @ me
>sit down and keep making flirtatious eyecontact with this one ~17 yo girl (legal hurr) who'se all playing with her hair shyly and giving me fuck me eyes
>had about 5 vodka tonics and by that time her family left and she looked back at me as she was leaving

In hindsight it keeps to the theme of this thread pretty well because it wasnt that /fa/. Man, if it had been any other night, though, I would've went over and kidnapped that. She was cute before I even started drinking. Just needed to vent.

>spend more time doing hair just because
>"anon, your hair looks so good today :)" from qt crush
good feel, we didn't got classes together this semester though ;_;

>>7724492
ask her out?

i dont understand crushes anymore man
if you like someone, go ask them out, go on a date
if she refuses, boom, i dont have any feelings for that said person whatsoever anymore

is this just me?

>>7724474
Top pathetic.

>have a splinter in my foot
>cant take it out
>have an important sports match tomorrow but cant do shit with this foot atm
watdo

>>7724514
you can take it out, you just gotta take the dick outta your butt first

>>7724512
yea, I dont really know what I could've done though. Any way you slice it she was with her parents.

>>7724514

>>7720697

>>7724500
Shit doesn't work like that where I live, you just don't ask someone out, they have to be already your friend or something (she's more like an acquaintance), cultural thing I guess
Plus I'm kinda socially retarded

>>7724538
>Shit doesn't work like that where I live

this is bullshit, I don't care where you live, if she finds you attractive she'll want to do shit with you

>>7724533
>not enjoying sports
lmao fuccboi
playing sports is one of the most fun things in the world to me
>>7724520
no i cant i tried everything
even fucking digged in my feet with a pincet
it just wont come out

>>7724538
>Shit doesn't work like that where I live, you just don't ask someone out
biggest bullshit ive ever heard
here's a tip
asking girls out and going on dates makes you less socially retarted

>>7724425
Your post made me happy until it made me sad.

>>7724549
what kind of shit? will she want to play with my penis?

>developed bunions and can't wear most shoes
>doc said that if I don't want them to get worse I have to wear orthopedic shoes, pic related
>tfw

>>7724425
Girls aren't attracted based on clothes it's 100% your face and/or height.

>>7724574
couldn't u wear new balances or something all old people wear them
i hope your bunions get better man :)

>>7724576
>height
oh man this is getting funnier every time
height isn't that much of a big deal m9
as long as if youre taller than the girl you're good 99% of the time
even if youre shorter it's not that much of big deal sometimes

its all about looks and charisma

>>7724294
>drunk driving

ur not effay at all

>>7724590

I'm 5'11 and wouldn't date a guy under 6'2.

Manlets are not attractive.

>>7724572

yes, this is key

why else would she go with you to a movie or a cup of coffee or whatever?

>>7724592

thats because you're 5'11

you're a freak

>>7724590
am I a bitch for not wanting to hook up with a girl my height? She looks alright, is into me, her character is meh though, and I'm kinda bothered by her height

>>7724592
yeah but you're a faggot, we're talking about women here

>>7724594
cheeky cunt

>>7724600
I am a woman.

What are some /fa/ clubbing outfits anyway?

>>7724576

well people have told me I'm handsome and I'm a little over 6'2" so fuck it i guess you're right

disclaimer: these people cant tell the difference between a good looking person from jennifer lawrence so i wouldnt trust them tho

>>7724618

I'm still waiting for the weekly report to cover this

>>7724294
>>Finally at that point when I don't even get pimples, found a programe that works on my skin

tell me ur secrets / programme

>>7724612
You're not a woman if you're 5'11"
that isn't an attractive height. I'm only 6'1" but I'd not go for any "monster" bigger than 5'8"

>>7724642
but last i checked 5'11" was the current average female height according to 4chan

>>7724592

i love you and im .4 inches above the cut will you d8 me pls?

>>7724642
you shut your fucking mouth that may very well be my future wife you fuccboi go get some height surgery you mad manlet ill fckn wrck u

>>7724642
>that isn't an attractive height

It's not been an issue in the past. Not like I wear 5 inch heels around short people.

>monster

:(

>>7724592
Tall men don't want you, we want feminine girls. Female sasquatches aren't attractive. I can only imagine how huge your feet are.

>>7724525
No, I mean it's pathetic that you think she would have actually done something with you and wasn't just teasing you because she has nothing else to do at a boring as fuck middle age party.

>>7724679

>being a midget is feminine

you are not a tall man if 5'11 bothers you

>>7724679
Size 9 (UK). Getting nice school shoes used to be near traumatic.

>>7724667
sry i hv a bf

>>7724692

oh ok gmy a call if it dosent work out u hv my #

>>7724294
Some real /fa/ feels:
>fuck everyone of my female friends
>never been in a serious relationship
>feeling like i'm too good looking to date anyone I know
>lonely as fuck.
There's your real /fa/ feels.

>>7724679
5'11" is fine man, it'd make everything romantic a lot easier too. I'm 6'4", the average 5'4" woman is a bit awkward for me.

>>7724697

oh theodore you stud

>>7724683
couldnt she just have, i dont know, texted on her phone?
>implying girls dont like older men

>>7724705
oh bby G.

>Hey anon your hood has fur on it, don't you know that's for girls?!

>>7724728
#rekt

>>7724728
I think parkas with fur hoods for men are pretty common at this point.

>>7724728
#gotem

>>7724716
I'm guessing she did that too but if you honestly think texting is some kind of potent source of excitement for teenage girls when they do it all day anyway then I don't even know what to say.

>implying girls are willing to fuck every distraction they see
They aren't you.

>>7724687
I'm freakishly tall, 6'5". My brother is even worse at 6'7". He's never dated a girl above 5'5" because not only does he not like the way they look but like me he knows they're bitches.

>>7724692
>Size 9
Disgusting.

>(UK)
Holy fuck that's even worse. You wear a fucking 43 LOL

>>7724753

>im afraid my below avarage dick will not satisfy a tall girl so i stick it in midgets

oh ok

>>7724748
what part of she looked back at me did you not get nerd? just bc they dont want 2 fuck you doesnt mean she wouldnt have given me the ol sloppy salami in the bathroom.

>>7724760
Fun fact: vag size doesn't correlate with height. You think it's just a convenient coincidence the porn stars who are taking huge dicks are usually average to below average in height? Shit look at Shaq's girl. He don't want no sasquatch. He don't worry about pleasing the sasquatch.

>>7724759
You say that as if I don't know, anon.

>>7724764
>what part of she looked back at me did you not get nerd?
What part "looking at a guy doesn't mean a girl will fuck him" do you not get? You aren't a virgin by any chance, are you?

>>7724294
>/fa/ feels ?
these threads are cancer

>>7724764
i feel like your idea of sex and relationshits is based on movies and shit but more importantly
>she wouldnt have given me the ol sloppy salami in the bathroom.
you just said shed give you the dick lel

>>7724783
I guess I should go after the ones who dont look @ me then right? lmao.

>tfw get 8 replies,all positive, to your wywt

>>7724785
or a blowy

>>7724697
post face

>>7724750

Not when you live in the most fashion-slow part of the U.S.
>Living in the midwest

>tfw you keep organising a time to meet this gril but we both are busy and we haven't met and think she is losing interest

>>7724425
This

>go to every class (theres only 10 people in it)
>start dressing a bit better
>some girl asks me one day: "do you do this course? I haven't seen you before?"
> saw her in a club, she says: "I didnt even know you studied X till like the fifth week"

>>7724492
>tfw model ex gf who broke up with me because I was awkward as fuck
>tfw ex gf mentions how good my hair, clothes, looks etc. are all the time
>tfw now I'm more confident, skinnier, better dressed and generally more attractive I think she likes me again
What to do /fa/? do I trust her?

>>7724799
That diddly feelerino.

Cute chick I used to work with, Hungarian blonde with an accent, haven't seen her in two months and still keep up a constant correspondence of random texts about sex around 1:30 AM.
Fuckin' high schoolers.

>>7724842
Do you have moral values?
How much self-respect do you have?

>>7724842
If she was worth it she wouldn't have dumped you in the first place.

Find someone that respects you.

>>7724845
I know that precise feel bro

>>7724856
>If she was worth it she wouldn't have dumped you in the first place.
YEA U GO GURL XDDD UR DA BEST Y WOULD AN1 LEAVE U?? DEY AINT WORTH IT GURL

>>7724776
>You think it's just a convenient coincidence the porn stars who are taking huge dicks are usually average to below average in height?

no im sure they use small girls because it emphasizes the size of le penis

>Shit look at Shaq's girl.

shaq is a retard, what does that have to do with anything? and he looks like a pedo

>>7724869
lmfao

>>7724878
for real it's what you guys sound like

>>7724799
>>7724845

this

ONE DAY

>>7724875
>no im sure they use small girls because it emphasizes the size of le penis
They use small girls because small girls are considered attractive. There are a few tall it girls in the porn world but for the most part no one wants to look at a tall girl.

>shaq is a retard, what does that have to do with anything?
Shaq has a huge dick which tons of sasquatches would kill for.

>and he looks like a pedo
Whoa you're right this girl totally looks prepube. She could be in elementary school for all we know.

>>7724893
>Shaq has a huge dick which tons of sasquatches would kill for.

Not me, white western europeans only pls.

>>7724880
I know that's why I was laughing :^)

>>7724425
>someone reposted my oc

>>7724425
>>7724916
i laffed despite myself but i feel like it wasn't very funny or clever by the end
like is he wearing pants because he can't afford anything after buying the sruli

>>7724893

nothing weird or disturbing going down in this pic

>Shaq has a huge wealth which tons of sasquatches would kill for.

fixit that for you

>>7724901
So you admit to having a gaping bergina?

>>7724921
hes so happy to cop and wear those gloves that he forgets to put on any other clothes

>>7724921
No, he was too consumed by the awesome shark gloves that he didn't feel the need to put on any other clothes because his gloves are so cool

Also
>stickmen=naked
iz fahny joek

>>7724893
is that the fuckin bz who won flava flav lol
wood berry tho

its like boom BOOM
i put it in the hoopz like slam SLAM

>>7724922
really isn't tho she doesn't look like a kid
>denying shaqs girth

>>7724927
>>7724934
lolok i guess dat works

>>7724916

i find it very relatable

>>7724574
lel, nice cp's faggot

>>7724582
I would if I wore sneakers but I'm more of a boot/shoe wearer and it's fucking hard to find ones that are wide enough and go with my style, my options got so reduced and I have already been looking all week.
Thanks bro.

>>7724759
HAHAHAHAHAHA holy fuck.. I honestly wouldn't respect anyone who would date a girl who wears size 43 shoes.. And I'm the most openminded person ever

>>7725553
>And I'm the most openminded person ever

that would be a lie, considering you wouldn't date a girl who wears size 43 shoes

just keeping the pedantry alive

>>7725561
Everyone has their limits..

>>7724421
post creation while lit

>>7724514
take a shower and then pull it out easier or google a better solution

>>7724554
i'd like to play soccer again cus i'm really good at it but i'm afraid of getting larger calves.

>>7725106
you know that you can get surgery for them? Unless you are amerifat then you would get broke

>>7725553
>I honestly wouldn't respect anyone who would date a girl who wears size 43 shoes
1/10 made me reply

>>7725713

>>7724294
>ended up getting a bj while driving her home

You didn't...drive home drunk did you?

1st day here and our hottest colleague gave me a ride home, asked whether to pick me up from tomorrow
i declined
my bucket hat is really wet
lel

>>7724500
nah i'm the same way. being forthcoming with girls has made my life easily 100% better. they know what i want and i know what they want

>>7725841
i wan to ask out a girl thats under my standards. she will porbably say yess. we go out for dinner ´, we chat. *googbye´qy.I4*
i whant nohting more out of her other than succeding on ending a regulare date. whichi ive never have before. am i a cunt?

>>7725862
i did this for fun once, felt kinda bad but w/e

>tfw want an effay bf but there's no one even close to my standards at my uni

>>7725918
tell us the story

>>7725931
open your eyes. sometimes even outside your dorm.

>pretty much only hang out with girls now and one good guy friend
>hooked up with over half of them
>the only one i would consider pursuing further seems keen sometimes and seems to only want me as a friend at others
>probably gonna fuck this other chick i got introduced to through them the other day as we are both on the rebound
>having to toss up cops/comfortable living this month but shit i've been wanting for ages has just come on sale/ebay and now i can afford it

>>7725824
unf

>>7724554
soak your foot in hot water

>go to bed with girl last night after party
>kiss her, have sex, etc

she was literally acting like she was in love with me, yet the whole time all i was thinking about was how annoying she was and how all i wanted to do was just get off

why is everyone so boring? i could have any girl i want but every time i do i just regret wasting my time with these basic bitches

>tfw i sometimes think im a sociopath

does anyone else know this feel
i want to die to end the numbness

>>7724340
Sometimes websites hold the stock in the cart...I know I sit on shit for ages before actually clicking the order button

>>7728699

i enter a weird depersonalized state when i hook up (or when I'm sober at the time, at least).

i think about what i look like (kind of a third person mode) and what the hell i'm doing. I get really concerned with how these girls would think of me if they knew about the neurotic thoughts i have 24/7

>>7728675
what that mean ?

>>7729936
>wouldcomeon/10

>>7725931
>even close to my standards

top kek
you're probably an ugly slut

>>7729956
oh the shoes
not the girl?

>>7728648
how have you managed to fuck a majority of a grl's social circle without them all hating you for fucking their friends?

that's what usually happens to me

>>7724294
>Decide to skrew it. I'm drunk enough.
>Talk to her a little bit after, ended up getting a bj while driving her home
>driving home

Kill yourself

>>7730879
he almost did

>>7730879
nice catch

>>7728699
Its really boring when the girl is into you, then when they stop talking to you you realize what you're missing

>wearing Y-3 GSG's out
>lot of snow and ice left around from storm (live in NYC btw)
>come home and take boots off
>shit on the heel

god fucking damnit. like the rest of the boot was spotless there was just shit on the heel HOW.

>>7728699
>>7733104
that's why you go after the big fish. the game gets a lot more fun.

>be walking in street
>pinroll comes undone
>do I stop to fix it and look stupid?
>or do I keep walking and look stupid?

>>7733104
Fucking close the deal fuck.

Why are you so bad at this.

>first pair of raws.
>2 weeks of wearing, very minor fades
>12AM
>decide to smoke a joint after work
>rolling J on the sidewalk
>see police car in the distance
>shove all of my weed in my pocket and walk home
>get home, take off pants and go to bed,
>forget weed in pockets for 3 days
>jeans now reek of weed, not going to wash to get rid of the smell

what do? I can never wear these jeans to work, and I'd rather not reek of weed everywhere I go.

>>7733204
febreze

>>7733147
iktf

quickly undo the other one imo

>>7733104
stop posting this as if it means anything. post a pic of her. and youre like 5'4 and your fits are ass

>>7733104
uh, underage ban?

>>7733208
tried, it seems to have worked a little, and I've had them hanging outside my window for a few hours but I can still smell them when I bring them inside.

it was really dank weed, the type of stuff you need multiple baggie to contain the smell

>>7733226
then why were u smokin it in a joint if it was good weed? are you a dadcore faggot? move out of your parents house you faggot

>>7733238
I don't carry a pipe around in public

>get dismissed from uni because i fucked up last semester
>move to a different state where i don't know anyone and get a shitty job, plan to continue uni next semester
at least i still look good r-right guys? ;-;

>>7733219
yeah this is the last time i'm gonna post it.
>talk shit post fit

>>7724576

girls are more attracted to me now than before I started dressing /fa/, and I haven't gotten any taller or handsomer

>>7724574
how the fuck did you get bunions i thought that shit only happens to women who wear heels 24/7?
>>7724991
kek

>>7733283
>youre 5 foot 4 you cant beat any of my fits simply cause of that
>youre shorter than most women

>tfw on 3rd day of no sugar

completely cut sugar out of my diet, started taking fish oil tablets and washing my face properly and my skin's clearing up already

seriously though i've got this one huge pimple at the side of my eyebrow and it hurts so much

>>7733399
if you can beat his fits that easily why dont you post one and do it?

>>7733279
>dropped out of college
>been living as a NEET aspiring actor for the past 5 months

>>7724576
this is partly true but you'll never attract the sort of girl that actually dresses well herself.

i only went to the bar to watch the chelsea match and grab some food with some friends on monday but ended up going out dressed comfy but shitty.

soon as i walked into the club a group of girls started gesturing me to come over but i just ignored them since they where average looking and chubby if im being honest but goddamn i seemed to have gotten so much attention that night just because i gave zero shits what i was wearing and had already given up the hope of pulling a girl since i was dressed in comfy clothes.
>Grey beanie, grey/dark grey jumper, black cheap mondays shitty black new balances.

some girl just started eyefucking me in the smokers area when i was talking to some freinds and couldnt keep eye contact with me for more than a few seconds when i started chatting to her and within minutes she started snogging me and we left for her house 30 minutes later.

>>7733104
goddamn son she was pretty much throwing herself at you

>>7733399
i'm 5'8 and your best fit its shit compared to my basics.
also nice get
>77 333 99

>>7724594
5'11 here why would I want to date a giant? You realise tall guys like short girls hoe. ur nt qt, mongloid

>>7724549
In Asia it does.
You want to ask some qt girl out?
You better befriend her first.

>>7733408
hahahaha yo its that ugly fucking faggot with that dicked hairline who looks like a goth-clown
>>7733501
>i remember when i wore shoes too big for me cuz im too poor to afford my size

>>7733521
you sure proved him wrong with that killer fit bro

>>7733257
try baking soda or something. or just google it faggot

>>7733521
Damn you're just annoying

>>7733521
You talk much shit but you post little fit

>>7733546
hahahahahaha its the king of bad fits. why dont u go post your shit on sufu some more. youre almost as unlikable as trunks you ugly fucks

>>7733546
they saw what they were up against

>>7733521
you're trying to fight two well dressed trips and you havn't even posted a fit, also all my shoes fit me fine.

>>7733559
At least I actually post my fits, bad or not

You're just being immature tbh

>>7733546

>tfw decide to go on all the boards
>"We have a FASHION board?!"
>People are talking about spending $250 on a shirt
>Using library computer, food bank is my grocery store
>I will never be /fa/

>>7733563
>well-dressed
>coco the midget who buys shoes that are 3 sizes too big for him cause he can only afford used clothes aka shit that people dont want aka trash
>faggot khan who purposely posts bad fits and then bitch about sufu downvoting him

pick 1

>>7733589
>anon who keeps saying stuff that no one will listen to because he hasn't posted an outfit yet

You're only wasting your time matey

>>7733589
epic burn man u showed them, master cyber bully 2014

do me next pls

>>7733589
>anon who talks shit about other people's fits but doesn't post his own

>>7733608
trunks the friendless ugly nazi looking faggot with that hairline. youre only 20 man why does your head look like that? go spend hours looking for used clothes on the internet cuz u dont have any friends hence why u spend new years with your cousin who u begged to hangout with

>>7733589
>>7733608
he mentioned 3 >'s so I guess i'm the midget, khan is the bitch and you're the guy who scored "well-dressed"

>>7733621
Ooh ooh I'll do you now anon

>anon, most likely a loser with a couple of acne ridden fat friends living in a flyover state and flunked out of high school surprisingly because with his lacking social life you would've thought he had more time to study. Now he's jobless, his parents kicked him out because he's a failure and a disappointment and he's crashing in his successful friends basement but his friend really hates him cuz he's a deadbeat mooch and a loser and instead of looking for a job or a friend anon makes fun of people on 4chin

>>7724776
go home

>>7733621
>>7733589
#rekted! haha my mans killin these bum niggas

>>7733638
#ethered oh shit

>>7724294
>only have tech stuff and ninja
>Grab a white shirt a black tie, some levi 511 and a pair of converse

LEEELLL

>>7733654
>#rekted! = wreckeded
fuccboi

>>7725696
yeah but recovery is like half a year, can't do it now plus I read that it doesn't really solve the problem completely

>>7733397
genetic man, father also got them, I have them since I was a teen but they started hurting and considerably getting noticeable until now fml

these trips be gay as shit wanting to see another mans body and clothes. fucking homos

>>7733749
You sound like a hoodrat uncomfortable with his sexuality

*downvote*

>>7724799
fuckin preach

>go to a bar with gf
>she goes to get some beers as we come in
>i'm alone at the table
>some anon comes " Hey man, wanna chill with us, we've noticed you're alone"
>check where they are, it's just this guy and two qts
>"sorry anon, i'm with my gf"
> he goes back and tells to the one qt that i'm having a gf and cant come, she's eyefuckin me all night

Feels good.

>>7724991
>yohji yamamoto
>actually kek'd, I iz pleb

Guys, real talk. I'm like 5'9" at the most and I wouldn't have it any other way. Why would I ever want to date someone who wouldn't date me if I were less than 6'? Now I don't have to sit around wondering if my woman loves me for my height or for who I am. It feels so good to just be loved regardless of my height, knowing that if for some stupid reason I woke up shorter, it wouldn't make a difference.

You tall guys have fun being tall. You need every inch you can get.

>tfw no friends
>don't do anything
>sometimes walk around town
>come back home
>play games
>I'm a neet that gets money for work incident atm.
>I buy expensive clothes for no reason at all.
>I'm pretty happy, I just wish I could get over my self-doubt and make a friend or 2 I know irl.

>>7724294
>>One big ass pimple on my left cheek and red spot near it.
i loled

>tfw walking by Nordstrom in mall
>see this smoking fucking hot perfect goddess 13/10 with glasses on, red head, but not like bad red head, like the fucking perfect shade of red, you know the kind I'm talking about
>have an extremely intiment moment of eye banging
>she took her hair out of her bun
>pulled her glasses off and unbuttoned her shirt
>the most intense eye sex I've ever had.

Then later in the mall

>She finds me
>gives me her number
>tell her lets go and get something to eat right now
>my dream becomes reality basically that night
>she is now my gf
>thank you based god.

>be 5'11"
>taller than the vaaaast majority of people around me

I don't even know, it feels good but whenever I'm around here I get really insecure and sad about my height.

>>7737234
>filename

>go to starbucks dressed all black
>ordering coffee
>notice two qts dressed mostly black looking and smileing at me
>got coffee and go home 2 miles listening to Grimes

>>7737234
Sorry, but this is /fa/, not /b/.

>>7734658
>I'm glad I'm ugly, this way I know she doesn't like me for my looks
>I dress like shit because I want to make sure she doesn't like me for my clothes
>I put on weight because I want to know she doesn't like me bc I'm skinny

>>7737418
boohoo bud (;

>>7737352
>listening to grimes

hows hi school u fuccboiii

>>7724294
>white shirt, black tie and levi 511s
this sounds fucking awful. i think you're the pleb cunt here you deserve each other

not effay related but i've developed oneitis for this one cute grill who lives in my uni accomodation and i feel like shit

She took a shine to me in the first term and approached me we kissed and stuff, but don't see her often cos she's on a different floor and only see her when i'm out usually.

now i see her with this other guy and i think they're banging, even though she started groping me once when drunk after i'd first seen her with him.

started hopeless walking around this club off my head the other night feeling like shit trying to find her on her own so i could speak with her. god i hate girls.

>>7728699
>i sometimes think im a sociopath
i know that feel dawg
i was in a "relationship" w/ this chick last week who fell in love w/ me after i met her and just used her for sex and when i left her she begged me to stay and was in tears but i didnt care

>>7738221
>She took a shine to me in the first term and approached me we kissed and stuff, but don't see her often cos she's on a different floor

shes one floor above and you cant even get the courage to go see her.
grow some fucking balls.

>>7738245
nah, she's like over 10 floors below me

>>7738267
if you got off with her its safe to say you're on good enough terms where you can go down to her floor and see her

>>7738221
>She took a shine to me
nigga you aren't James Blake

>>7738293
not really, since each time was alcohol influenced, i don't know her well enough yet. and all her friends told me to fuck off and dragged her away the last time she tried to get with me. anyway, i'll see what happens but i think she's with this guy

>>7738332
>and all her friends told me to fuck off and dragged her away the last time she tried to get with me
kek.
why didnt you ask the girl about it the next day or at least try to fucking talk to her to find out where you stand

>>7738342
i don't see her around that often, and this was just before the end of the semester. plus i'm pretty beta. nearly had a chance to have a chat with her when i bumped into her out again and saw her alone but that guy showed up and they started arguing and walked off

>girl at school looks like fucking karlie kloss
>has a bf
>live in bumfuck nowhere but go on /fa/ so standards are stupidly high
h-hold me f-fa

>>7724618
>>7724632

Docs.
Tan coloured wrangler jeans.
Wu-tang shirt.

Have picked up 4/4 times when wearing this combo

>>7738699
I would cum in Karlie's asshole.

>>7740571
log off

>>7740594
After I finish hitting Karlie from da back.

>TFW YOU LIKE GRILL AND THEN YOUR DRESSING STYLE STARTS BEING OFF ANY1 ELSE, PLZ GOD TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE

>>7740606
haha nice one

>be sick as fuck for the weekend
>wake up on monday and decide to go to the doctors
>its 11am and doctors close at 12:30 (uni)
>don't have time for a shower because it takes a while on the bus to get there
>been sleeping in my own sweat and hair is really dirty
>wash face, brush teeth, put some dior homme to not smell like complete shit
>skinny black jeans and a really dark black anorak with black roshes
>wayfarers and a trucker cap because i don't want to show my hair and I look like a zombie
>sweating like a pig in the bus
>wayfarers lenses start to become wet because of the sweat that the top part of the glasses collect
>black skinny jeans start to get stuck on my wet legs
>anorak feels like a fucking sauna tent
>go to the doctors
>sorry no more times free for you to see the doctor
>rage internally, try to talk the bitch into letting me see the doctor
>nope nope
>go back to the bus stop
>start freezing my ass of because the sweat is evaporating now
>bus arrives, sweat all day eerry day
>get back home
>look in the mirror, look like a douche with my hat and wayfarers
>take wayfarers off, look like a ghost

Never looked that bad in my life

This qt and I were eye fucking
I should of made a move ;-;

>tfw my hair was cut way too short and I'm afraid to leave the house without some sort of hat
>there's a party on Saturday, qt who has a crush on me is gonna be there, and I'm gonna look like shit
>thinkin about not going just because my hair looks like shit

fuckin hate these threads

>>7736990
what kind of work incident?

go play badminton or something if possible, usually quite cool people are there

>>7737234
Good for you but dat filename tho

>>7741853
slipped on pee-pee at the costco

>>7741853
>badminton

my sides

>tfw there's a small hole on sides of rosches.

>>7734748
I love you.

Getting married, how are my vows?

I will always stay by your side
I will be patient and kind
I will be there to take care of you
You are my best friend and my favorite person in this world
You have changed me and help make me a better person
I promise to always love you

>>7742147
generic

>>7742155
Guess that's ok, not sure how to do better without being too personal

>>7742176
me neither. You definitely can't go wrong with it

>tfw letting out a big fart you've been holding in all day

>>7742147
lame almost as if you copied it off a 99cent store valentines day card

>>7742282
i remember when i had to have a colonoscopy and i let out the longest fart i will probably ever have.
shit was uncomfortable especially bumping into the hot nurse that performed it at the smokers area but goddamn pushing all the air that got pumped into my arse was hilarious.

would not recommend

>at a house party
>qt. friend comes over
>really drunk
>''Hey anon, if you didnt have pimples, i would fuck you long ago''!

;_:

>tfw couldn't keep it hard during sex yesterday

never felt more un/fa/

>>7742304
I know.. It actually is honest and from the heart though. Guess I am not very poetic/romantic, also going for something simple

>>7742395
Been there many times. Watching less porn and with staying a healthy relaxing lifestyle has helped a lot.

>>7742370
iktfb

>>7742395
>been there :(


also
there's this kinda qt, skinny, 5ft10 white washed black grl who wants my D. I've had a one month dry spell so I might just fuck her. Is that /fa/?

>english teacher hates me more than ever.

>>7742425
please don't get married.
your vows sound like pure faggotry and you have no concept about what love is.

is she special?
did you find the one?
is she the first, second or third girl you've ever dated?

>>7742446
go for it mang

>>7742433
yeah, going to have to change up a bit, especially as this girl really likes me. jesus christ she got so wet from just rubbing my dick

>>7742395
>tfw no problem getting or staying hard
>tfw immediately going soft if anyone so much as references a condom
like sucks brah

>>7738003
grimes is good you pleb

>been skipping my psych class all semester
>finally show up
>qt I've had a crush on since highshool comes up hugs me and says "long time no see you little skipper! Come to class more"
>I crumble inside

>>7742464
you'll be a lucky fuccboi if you get a second chance
managed to cop the grill of my dreams (legit 8.5/10, skinny, tall, swedish) couldnt get it up... never got a 2nd chance
worst bit is she was SO into me b4 and i have a (not braggin) big dick so im sure if i fuckd her that night we'd have been FWB or some shit
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

>>7742519
s'ok I got over it man but it fucks with your head.
Glad to hear you've most likely got a second chance with your QT. GOOD LUCK

>>7742509
fuck, i feel sorry for you mang. she's has still been chatting all day with me today though even tho i fucked it up

>>7742502
you little skipper!

>thought i'd be going out tonight
>sniffed a bit of stuff to get in the mood
>turns out no one is going out
>feeling wired and restless
>got fucking nothing to do all night

>>7742502
>>7742531
haha what the hell is that

>>7742554

Is this a Canadian thing? It means not showing up to class. I recently learned Hedgehog chocolates are also a Canadian thing

>>7724303
ha

>>7742554
how do you not know what "skipping class" means

what else would you even call it

>>7742569

"Secher" if you're French. Hookie maybe? I dunno

>>7742569
>>7742561
Oh skipped first line while reading heh.
Other words for skipping class include: truancy, skiving, wagging, playing hooky etc.

>have decent fit, hair looks good
>go outside, shit weather, messes up your hair
>feel you look like shit

>>7742569
skiving

>>7742458
Not really the best with my words, especially "romance"... I have been with many girls, not just we have been together for almost a decade and through a lot of bad times. I have never found someone just like her, she is unique and special. She has stayed with me even when I have been a shitty person.

She is frugal, yet lavish where it counts. She is more Wealthy, educated, loyal, and smart than me. She is also the kindest person I know, while also being the fiercest when needed.

>planning wedding with qt3.14 pastel goth fiancee
>picking outfits for bridesmaids, groomsmen
>damn, she's got good taste
>realize our kids will be /fa/ as fuck
>tfw

>>7728728
>>7728699
>i enter a weird depersonalized state when i hook up
>i think about what i look like
Holy fuck im not the only one, this is amazing

>>7733638
>tfw no successful friend to crash with after my parents kicked me out so that I could clean and provide blowjobs in return for shelter and food.
>tfw I'm in a public library and about to be kicked out 'cause I'm smelly and homeless and my hour on the computer is almost up

>>7744235

it's unnerving, isn't it

>tfw A.P.C. X Nike Blazers don't come in your size
God fucking dammit.

>>7744614
wtf is that pic from? is that a givenchy shirt and raf holos?

>>7744641

a youtuber named "franalations"

he posts video fits. he's a nice guy with an unfortunate disability (iirc) and questionable taste

>>7728728
>i enter a weird depersonalized state when i hook up (or when I'm sober at the time, at least).

weird i only do that when im high

i get really like paranoid that im doing something weird so i enter this mode where my body is like a robot and im like god controlling myself so i dont do anything fucking retarded

>>7744651

i haven't hooked up stoned but i know your feels. i question all of my mannerisms

>>7744614
Dawg they stock up to size 13 us are you some kind of freak?

>>7744672
you're probably gay

>>7744692
own3d

cosmicbutts drop trip

>>7744682
Where in the US can I get size 13? it only ran up to 11.5 on APC's website.

>>7744692
>>7744705

rip

>>7744730
>tfw your minimalism wardrobe is almost complete

went from wear yeezys to guidis. started from the bottom now were here

>>7744758

i feel like i'll end up gravitating in that direction as I grow older

>>7744839
might just be as you spend more time on here as well

when i was a ways into /fa/ i was onto that streetninja shit and thought guidis and m.a.+ and harnden were dad shit

but now i think thats what ill prob end up dressd in (but with cool pieces too fuck dressing like a boring sz 40 year old)

>>7744851

i was into "streetninja" for like a week. even named my inspo images after it. then i bought a pair of fabrixquare sweats and ditched it

i wouldn't put my style under an archetype. i just wear pieces i like tbh

>>7744839
how old are u now? im only 20 and ive been into clothes and shit since i was like 15. i copped my rick dunks when i was 16 lol

>>7744870

19. i only really started building a wardrobe early 2013. it's kinda crazy how fast it grew

>>7744861
you're style is great but I feel like if i saw you i wouldn't give you a second glance.
>>7744851
cant wait to see some new fits. will you be focusing on a black/white pallet or expanding into a larger variety of colors?

>>7742614

Write that in your vows, you fucking idiot
Then call her whole family fuccbois

>>7744881
right lol me too the past year i sold my yeezys and my common projects and just a ton of stuff. i dress way different than a year ago

jesus christ never have I seen such a dense concentration of colossal faggotry
remind me to stay far away from any /fa/ thread where you guys aren't talking about clothes
good lord

>>7744879
idk i definitely have been seeing a few colourful pieces that catch my eye

maybe more toned down stuff, maybe another bright statement piece like a dyed leather

>>7744906
but you should also consider that these are the same people who post about clothes.
no life experience, so no basis with understanding anything outside of "in theory"

>>7744941
that would be cool. maybe get some of that f/w raf thats coming out later this year ;)

>>7724294

>mfw I ripped by favorite pair of pants at the knee and I really wanna keep them but AFAIK a mending would be pretty egregious

>>7744980
mmmmm i dont think raf is really my style. and besides id have to wait for used stuff to come up~

>>7744692
>not cataloging all your own tics and mannerisms and habits so that you can impersonate yourself flawlessly when you need to lie

>>7742370
>Tfw you finally stop breaking out and look 2000% better than you did any years previous

We're all gonna make it

>>7733515
whatever, that guy probably just lives in a small town

>>7724592
I'm 5'10 and I wouldn't date a girl over 5'10. fuck you bitch

>wake up in the morning
>take a hot shower
>steam rises up and fills my lungs
>starts to make me nauseous and overheat
>turn off shower
>dry off and dry heave into the sink
every morning

>>7745139
actual autism

>>7747855

Try ventilating the room or using more cold water.

>>7730879
>>7730901
>>7730905
honestly the type of dude to make op's post is the type of dude to pretend he gets drunk

I know a few people who have like one drink in public and, not content with telling everyone present they're "so drunk right now" they insist to everyone for days afterward they "got drunk" because they're huge shut-in spergs who think all normal people ever do is get drunk

>outside
>see your shitty reflection after thinking you look good

>no money
>no car
>try to look for a job but anything even remotely desirable is >20mi away
>public transportation is a joke

The midwest is hell

>>7747895
yeah, I keep the door open and I use colder water on my hair, but the problem is with the shower head. it sprays the water in a fine hot mist, and it's old so there's only one setting.