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you're with your effay gang out at night and you're really damn thirsty
theres a little store open across the street
you go inside
the old lady behind the counter says its too late to buy alcohol but you can get some soda or juice
what do you cop /fa/?
whats the effiest drink to cop? you dont want to look like a fool or a kid because youre new to the gang and dont want to lose your new friends
what do you buy? coke? sprite? cream soda? ice tea? orange juice?

>> No.7710606

arizona mixed with skittles

>> No.7710615

Arizona

>> No.7710614

>>7710601
water

>> No.7710620

>>7710601
a bottle of water if I'm that thirsty

or, you know, just go somewhere else

it's not an "effay gang" if you're in the suburbs or some shit

>> No.7710636

>>7710601
water

>> No.7710651
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7710651

>>7710614
>>7710620
>>7710636
Water? Are you on a diet?

>> No.7710674

>>7710651
if not drinking liquid sugar/chemicals is a "diet" then sure

>> No.7710693

>>7710651
artificial flavors, colors, sweeteners, and such are all aimed to please the uncultivated taste and sensibility of the obese plebeians of burgerclapistan

i only refraied from saying perrier or other mineral/sparkling water because people might think youre a pretentious tryhard but thats really what id ultimately prefer

>> No.7710740

water or nice juice

>> No.7710741

>>7710651
i bet u drink monster lmAO fucking povvo cunt


either water or a glaceau vitawater

>> No.7710758

implying dis bitch would be able to resist a dick dis thick..........

>> No.7711090

>>7710601
Arizona ice tea.

>> No.7711097

Evian water I guess. It's the only bottled water I've drank that didn't taste like plastic.

>> No.7711165

XXX vitamin water obviously

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Squirt is the right answer

>> No.7712782

candy bar and a book of matches

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>>7710693
>uncultivated taste and sensibility of the obese plebeians of burgerclapistan
>people might think youre a pretentious tryhard
too late. saying shit like that just makes you sound underage, though

>> No.7712837

>paying for water

>> No.7712839

a coke if they have them in cans or glass or like apple juice

>> No.7712849

water/vitamin water

>> No.7712851

coconut juice
yummyy