/fa/ - Fashion

>implying I'm a boy

>>7678792
Keep telling you this will happen
>>>/r9k/

>>7678792
>Will you be my boyfriend?
i'd feel uncomfortable dating a 14-year-old

nice try im a 6'3 135lbs male model draped in ann demeulemeester shut the fuck up nerd

>not getting coffee and getting to know her first before becoming her " boyfriend"
>dating insane girls from /fa/

I'd say sure, get coffee, rawdog that slut in every hole, then never phone or talk to her again.

Hey Anon, I saw you posting on /g/ the other day!

Don't try to lie, I know it was you - you are the only one in school who rants about free software and the NSA like that.

All of the other anons were saying really mean things about you, but I like the way you are afraid of proprietary software.

Actually there's a lot of other things I like about you anon but I've never had the courage to tell you until now.

Will you help fix my computer?

Hey Lelders, I saw you posting on /fa/ the other day!

Don't try to lie, I know it was you - you are the only one in school who dresses like a fuccboi.

All of the other tripfags were saying really mean things about you, but I like the way you dress.

Actually there's a lot of other things I like about you anon but I've never had the courage to tell you until now.

Will you be my mutual masturbating buddy?

>>7678831
loool is this the original?

>>7678884
no

>>7678853
>>7678831
now do one for /fit/

>>7678792
>this is what /fa/ actually believes

No sorry am gay

>>7678827
>not making him buy you dinner and getting to know him first before becoming his "girlfriend"
>dating insane guys from /fa/

I'd say sure, get a lobster tail, make fun of him the whole time, then never phone or talk to him again.

>>7678972
yo, I just got a frozen lobster tail chilling my freezer but idk how I cook it, do I steam it or just drop it in a boiling pot of water?

Hey Anon, I saw you posting on /mu/ the other day!

Don't try to lie, I know it was you - you are the only one in school who listens to Swans.

All of the other anons were saying really mean things about you, but I like the way you act pretentious about your musical taste.

Actually there's a lot of other things I like about you anon but I've never had the courage to tell you until now.

Will you add me on last.fm?

>>7678792
damn, the feel Train has arrived the station already? Better hurry or else i will miss it


there's this chick that always compliments me, she always gets angry when the lads say i look like a faggot because of how,i dress and what music do i listen to, sometimes she just stares at me with the most sweetest look in the world like if she were expecting me to,do,something, im too scared to fuck it up like that other time


>feelsguy.jpeg

>>7678981
frozen lobster is bad, try boiling it for a few minutes, cool it down and mix it with some other stuff for a lobster salad sandwich.

>>7678992
shit it was 5 dollas

I didnt realyl get my hopes up when I saw it for that price

>>7678792
yes

>>7678831
the toppest of keks have been achieved

>>7678831

my sides

>>7678996
For christ's sake anon, ask her out.

>>7678981
Thaw
Split the shell
Bake in oven under foil
Pour garlic butter inside shell in intervals until the meat is bright red

>>7678996
>feelsguy.jpeg

Here you go bro dont lose it.

>>7678981
first of all,unfreeze that mofo, then boil it, then serve it,with hot butter and veggies,like boiled zucchini and maybe oranges i don't know, go ask /ck/

>>7678982
£>

>>7679015
>>7679022
shit so boil it or cook it in the oven, one thing is for sure I am putting butter on that btich

>>7678996
kek, there's a butterface which wants my dick too

>"Hey, Polo! I like your combat boots"
>>"Yeah. I like them too"
>*blank stare*

>"Polo, did you see American Hustle yet?"
>>"I don't really like the movie theater"
>"oh"

>>7679020
im too scared of fucking it up ending,with her hating me, she's the last person in my life that treats me nice, she asked me to go out and we did but she told me to bring some friends, i think she's using me to meet more people like me

>>7678996
Had this feel except for the guys hating on me. They just look at me angry that my fits get more attention than the typical swag fag fits. I manned up, got her number, and asked her out.

Do the same, Anon

>>7679038
or she didn't want to seem awkward for asking the guy on a date.

just pump and dump her.

>>7678792
LOL like a chick is going to ask you out LOL chicks don't like rejection so they will never ask a dude out and no girl will like a beta faggot who doesn't have the balls to ask her out or doesn't stand up for him self. op must be a huge faggot who doesn't know how the world looks.

>>7679030
Don't boil. Shit will be soggy and tasteless.
Ever boil chicken? Tastes like shit.

I've baked them before and they came out fine. Steaming would work too.

You're ok. Let's have tea sometime; are you free tomorrow?

And so the process begins.

>>7678792
this whit is so fucking aspie

jesus bleeping person christus

>>7679035
yup, same here bro

>"hey anon, have you listened to Lorde? Its,pretty indie right?"
>"yeah, not,too much, Foals and The Strokes, usually what im listening to"
>"oh"

>"oh my god, Justin Beiber is so hot and dresses so nice, i love him"
>"yeah nah, hes a talentless fuccboi, he cant even wear a pair,of dreamboxes because hes a fuccboi"
>"oh, ok i guess"

>"hey anon, that turtleneck looks really good on you"
>"hmmm"
>"really"
>"i know"

fuck, sometimes i feel im an asshole,with her but,i do it because i don't her,tl,scare her away with my cheesy betaness

>>7679046
well that makes sense, thanks anon

good fits and great cops shall happen in your life

>>7679068
>"yeah nah, hes a talentless fuccboi, he cant even wear a pair,of dreamboxes because hes a fuccboi"
i'm cringing so hard imagining someone saying this shit irl

>>7679068
>the strokes
>indie
>using the words fuccboi or dreamboxes in a face to face conversation
>wearing turtlenecks
No, Anon. You are the fuccboi
And then Anon was a faggot.

>>7678792
yes

>>7678853
no

>>7679068
>Foals and The Strokes, usually what im listening to

and u think ur taste is better than hers kek kek

Hey Anon, I saw you posting on /b/ the other day!

Don't try to lie, I know it was you - you are the only one in school who actually says kek out loud and spouts memes all the time

All of the other anons were saying really mean things about you, but I like the way you talk like a know your meme article.

Actually there's a lot of other things I like about you anon but I've never had the courage to tell you until now.

Will you be my /b/oyfriend?

XD

>>7679068
Cringing and grinding my teef hard to this

>>7679051
Shellfish =/= chicken. Boiling is fine if it's a live lobster, but this dude is fucked with his frozen shit.

>>7679068
>ck, sometimes i feel im an asshole,with her but,i do it because i don't her,tl,scare
Ignoring the fact that you sound like the worst person on earth based on your greentext, what the fuck is wrong with your typing?

>>7679068
funny stuff mate

>>7679068

>>7679068

I hope she gets over you

Hey Anon, I saw you posting on /fit/ the other day!

Don't try to lie, I know it was you - you are the only one in school who eats that many oats.

All of the other anons were saying really mean things about you, but I like the way you disregard cardio and focus on lifting unreasonably heavy.

Actually there's a lot of other things I like about you anon but I've never had the courage to tell you until now.

Will you spot my one rep bench press of twice my body weight?

>>7679103
>what the fuck is wrong with your typing?
autism

literally

>>7679068

autism

>>7678996
This qt in one of my classes greats me with a big smile and a wave every time she sees me.

I worked up the courage to ask for her number on Friday, but now I don't know what to do.

>>7679068
i feel really bad for her
you suck

>>7679118
good stuff booger

>>7679127
Ask her out what the fuck else would you do?

>>7679068
Massive twat

>>7679132
you gonna do anything with your gap year or what

>>7679137
like what im tryin to get a job but they keep sayin now

>>7679068

what a wanker, you're not funny, just a wanker

>>7679134
I've never texted or phoned anyone in years. I'm just being a massive autist about it.

>>7679068

prick

>>7679050
it happened to me, maybe you're the faggot

>>7679068
>>"hey anon, that turtleneck looks really good on you"
>>"hmmm"
>>"really"
>>"i know"


this ngga on james bond mode

>>7679150
>they keep sayin now
what.

>>7679173
mean to say no

>>7679087
niggah, I've never said fuccboi outside /fa/, and turtlenecks are the new thing

>>7679103
English is not my first language

>>7679166
>>7679136
>>7679131
>>7679123
im starting to think that this is a samefag

>>7679150
travel to some /fa/ places idk dont waste it

>>7679204
Yeah no

>>7679068
>Foals and The Strokes, usually what im listening to

>>7679206
like where

im goin to venice in a few months with my fam lol


i might go somewhere w my buds sometime but we dunno where

>>7679204
no you just suck

>>7678819
lmao

>>7678972
poor sieg

>>7678972
>implying you thirsty sluts wouldnt fuck anything that knows who rick owens is

>>7679175
Just do it man, she clearly likes you. You literally only stand o gain from this.

>"hey anon, you look really nice today"
>thanks

>"are those new shoes! they look rea-"
>they're boots, and they're not new.

>"I really like your jacket anon"
>really? I hate it.
>"oh aha really? Im pretty cold, I bet you're warm in that jacket though."
>yeah. Too bad it looks like shit.


these are all things I have said to the same girl many many months ago. Recently i thought back, realised, caller her up at like 4 am and said I was really sorry and we should get breakfast together to make up for it.
she agreed and it was good and now we sometimes get coffee and catch up and occasionally fuck

>>7679305
>being a shithead
>wearing clothes you hate

ugggggggh

>tfw shit fits and dress like a fuccboi but still impress grills

>>7679357

i remember high school too

>>7679305
how do you have casual sex with a woman without string attached or become emotionally attached yourself?

>>7679068
wow you're a faggot

get some taste

nah
u wanna fuck tho

Lobsterfag here

So this is the end result of my frozen lobster tail. Thanks /fa/

>cracked it open
>put olive oil on it
>black pepper and paprika
>put in oven for 8 minutes
>took it out put butter and let it broil for 3 minutes

>>7679097
le epic patrician xD

You forgot to make it green.

>>7679380
not that anon, but once you have your heart broken once sex becomes about as emotional as masturbating with someone else in the room.

>>7678792
boyfriend experience is $20

quickie is $10

>>7679516
If you're going to use his trip, the least you can do and try and post like Sieg.

>>7679505
>once sex becomes about as emotional as masturbating with someone else in the room.

Fuck me, this gives me the feels like nothing else.

>there are qt grills out there who are having sex with men without feelings and here you are a man who would probably get attached to the first girl to tap your shoulder

please kill me now

>>7679529
talk to me again bitch and i'll shoot you then fuck your brains out of your skull...jew

i hate women, gays and minorities

>>7679555

>says the half gook/half mexican

>>7679380
it's all just inner strength, and i guess a level of experience.

you need to understand that sex comes BEFORE a relationship, for many reasons.

the feelings you get so quickly is actually just due to your own insecurities.
you have too many loose ends in your life, that you feel a relationship will fix, so you desperately look to fill that void with the idealizations you have about dating.

i'm the last person to say you need to have a "good" life to get girls, but you need to be in a place where you don't NEED girls.
a girl needs to be a part of your life, not a huge majority of it.

you can't base your sense of self worth on the girls you are or aren't fucking, because girls will leave at any point. it's out of your control.
you'll end up worse than before you met her.

>>7679621
Hmm this is very enlightening.

>you need to understand that sex comes BEFORE a relationship, for many reasons.
Can you go into this a little deeper?

>>7679627
there is a ton i can say about it, and actually i was posting about it last night too so i'll just copy a post as a starting point.

If you haven't fucked, you are nothing.
don't even think a girl is anything to you until you've fucked, even if she does have feelings for you.

don't pursue a relationship, pursue sex.
then pursue round 2
if a relationship is formed from that, that's great.

sex is crucial to a relationship and holding out, waiting, for this and that (unless the girl is a virgin) is almost always done for the wrong reasons.

"When a woman makes you wait for sex you are not her highest priority. Sexuality is spontaneous chemical reaction between two parties, not a process of negotiation. It’s sex first, then relationship, not the other way around. A woman who wants to fuck you will find a way to fuck you. She will fly across the country, crawl under barbwire, climb in through your second story bedroom window, fuck the shit out of you and wait patiently inside your closet if your wife comes home early from work – women who want to fuck will find a way to fuck. The girl who tells you she needs to be comfortable and wants a relationship first is the same girl who fucked the hot guy in the foam cannon party in Cancun on spring break just half an hour after meeting him.

If a girl is that into you she’ll have sex with you regardless of ASD or having her friends in the room videotaping it at a frat party. All women can be sluts, you just have to be the right guy to bring it out in them, and this happens before you go back to her place. If you have to plead your case cuddling and spooning on the bed or getting the occasional peck on the cheek at the end of the night, you need to go back to square one and start fresh."

>Negotiated desire only ever leads to obligated compliance.

>>7678996
this qt that said that she "liked" me always give me goodmorning texts and initiates the convo everyday

>tfw i like her but she doesnt like me now

inb4 ask her out

>>7679671
damn im fucked cause I have a little dick then.

So following your logic my insecurity stems from my little dick which is why I want to pursue a relationship before fucking a girl.

also what book is your quote from if you dont mind?

>>7679680
what does ANY of that mean if you haven't even made a move or done anything physical with her?

guys need to step the fuck up and stop spending so much time worrying and wondering about girls. ask her out.

not in a gay way, in the most basic, adult way:
"what night are you free to grab drinks"

a girls interest level isn't going to BUILD by texting her everyday, it will either stay the same or get lowered. don't try to be "friends" first.
i understand why guys want to do that, but it's backwards and it's actually wrong to do, when you think about it from the female perspective.

if you want to fuck her, ask her out.
if she says no, good. now you know.

that answer wouldn't be different two months down the line after passive texting.

>>7679699
>So following your logic my insecurity stems from my little dick which is why I want to pursue a relationship before fucking a girl.
when did i say anything about dick size?
the point is guys feel like you for all types of reasons, and it's also how society has molded us.

dick size can cause you to be insecure, but guys with 8 inch dicks can also be insecure.

and it's from the Rational Male, which is a really great blog and book.

>>7679720
you didnt mention anything but I'm talking about the insecurities you said I had which I told you what they were - my dick size - then I just applied that to how insecure guys want a relationship for all the wrong reasons

>>7679720
>>7679671
>>7679621

PUA shit

>>7679621
>you need to understand that sex comes BEFORE a relationship, for many reasons.
For reasons like "I want to date sluts"?

>>7679555
I'm talking to you again. What are you gonna do, lardo?

>>7679731
*tips fedora*

feel free to explain why you should be in a relationship before having sex, and explain what a "relationship" looks like to you.

explain using examples from at least three personal relationships you've had.

>>7679252

Girls don't care if you know about or even wear rick owens, not even the ones on /fa/. Now the guys, they would obsess over any basic bitch who gives the littlest shit about rick if they met one IRL.

>>7679757
I wish I had a qt boy to fuck

>>7679182
>and turtlenecks are the new thing
they're a faggot thing lol

>>7679747

the two relationships I've had that started with hooking up were really shitty and fake

maybe you can date vapid women, but I can't

>>7679766
>>7679735
Duckturd Mayrio getting blown the fuck out

>>7679040
my buddies used to talk shit about the way I dress when I was in college. last night we all met up to go to a casino and all of our girl friends from school kept complimenting me and girls we didn't know paid the most attention to me. feels good man.

>>7679766
I've argued about the merit of authenticity in relationships with dr mario before. His response basically boils down to, "sure authenticity is nice but its too hard for me to find and I don't feel like waiting so I'm fine banging the mediocre sluts my meth'd-out pua tactics pull in".

>>7679747
>implying PUAshit isnt fedoracore

>>7679747
>*tips fedora*
Dude, I'm not the one quoting and referring people to Rational Male. Everyone there will tell you the same thing--a girl who puts out before you're even in a relationship isn't "relationship material", "is a slut", etc. I'm the kind of person who isn't going to make a snap judgement about someone based on that. But the people you are referring to definitely ARE.

>>7679766
such integrity
so noble
much honor

>>7679072
you could
1. pump and dump, leaving her forever not in your life
2. not be a little bitch and make her your gf

2 is much better. More sex, no >tfw no gf, and you get experience having a gf. Even if you don't like her, dating her even just for a little while is the better option.

>>7679818

i figured someone would inevitably catch on to the fact that i try to be genuine and spin it this way

>>7679807
one thing you need to understand is that "PUA" is an umbrella term that is unfairly used for many writers.

Rollo Tommossi (writer of the rational male) doesn't write about "picking up" women, he writes about how to MAINTAIN healthy relationships, which is actually completely opposite of PUA.
You'll believe whatever you want, but there is a huge difference between promoting what he (and I) write about and PUA.
PUA reverse engineers what "naturals" do to get girls. It is a combination of tricks, tactics, and most importantly, quantity over quality mentality. it's the idea that you can simply buy a button down shirt, go to a club saying the same thing over and over, and leave with a girl.
What I try to talk about is understanding common relationship mistakes and promoting SELF IMPROVEMENT.

i know you won't understand, but that's due to many things.

>>7679806
definitely never said that.
and i'm geniunly curious how long you waited before having sex.

don't assume i always fuck on (or before) the first date. i'll wait, because a "quality" girl usually wants to make sure her man is quality as well.
the difference is i know what i'm waiting for, i know what the difference is between caution and games.

but this shit just gets me depressed to talk about.
people can't ever share ideas, just put mine down.
they scream "PUA" but don't ever back it up with anything.

i understand your side, because i've lived it.
i've made so many mistakes and fucked up several relationships for all types of reasons too.

>>7679868
>one thing you need to understand is that "PUA" is an umbrella term that is unfairly used for many writers.
I agree. "Manosphere" is just as scathing and more accurate.

>>7679098
That's more [s4s]

>>7679868
another thing, is i have a different outlook on relationships than most people here do.

i can make a case my outlook is better, for a ton of reasons, but really that's because of who i am and what i've seen in my life.

i have a tendency to get too attached, and i know why.
so i learned about it, got better and now it's hardly a problem and i've had a ton of great relationships with all types of girls.

>>7679828
>2 is much better. More sex
in my experience the sex is just better too

>>7679050
>Girls never give out their number...


How's living in South Korea going, anon?

>>7679837

>>7679818

wow

>>7679877
You aren't even making any points. You're just using buzzwords at this point.

Do you discredit all books because one book was shitty?
Do you hate all rap music because Drake is a faggot?

>>7679057
>Asking her out for tea
>Thinking you're original

>>7679895
would you suck a dick for a million dollars?

>>7679818
doge is a dead horse may-may

you should consider cyanide pills

>>7679924
rap music is trash. all music produced in the past two decades is either trash or pointless garb

>>7680035
*tips fedora*

always these faggots talking down about my cool wisdom and knowledge but they don't know shit.

define: good girl

serious question.
all this shit i talk about constantly is just reminders to keep YOURSELF in check and make sure you aren't getting fucked over.

you don't think you are, because you don't know what to look for. you don't have experience, and you've never truly thought about it.

relationships are NOT equal, and the person who cares the most, is the person who loses the most. you go through your life constantly bending backwards, making "compromises" and "exceptions" to women because you need a relationship so bad. the price is that you've lost your life.
yea, i have standards, i play the defense, i must clearly be PUA sarging sluts in the club.
read my posts and tell me that's what i sound like.
i may have only fucked 11 girls in 2013, but i've had good relationships with six, lasting many months, the longest was six months.
yes that means i date multiple girls at one time.
and PS i've met most of these girls during the day in random locations like in line at the store.
not club sluts. but to you, any girl besides the one you're obsessed with is classified as a club slut.
i don't even go out looking for girls. i spend too much time on /fa/ dealing with stupid bullsit to be considered PUA. yall are just gay.
not in a homosexual way, gay as in gay.

call moot tell him this thread is done and he can frame it as a sticky and promote me to mod permanently.

this is last post you'll ever read from me.

tonight.

>>7680075
wait up answer my question >>7679960

please I really need to know

>>7680075
stop it with your crap. you're a huge fucking faggot and there was not even a glint of wisdom in your entire post. you sound like a self-deprecating little cunt and that is all

>>7680086
idk let me consult the manosphere and PUA blogs to see if it's alpha.

>>7680075
Post trip if yous serious faggot

>>7680102
i said the last post you'll ever read from me.
(line break for comedic pause)
tonight.

>>7680099
kk, ill be waiting for your response (i am serious btw)

Who is this chick? I have seen the same pic posted on other boards a few times.

>>7679895
>i have a different outlook on relationships than most people here do.
>im incapable of having healthy and long lasting relationships
at least you got close to admitting that you're unloveable

>>7679924
>You're just using buzzwords at this point.
What? Manosphere is a word embraced BY THAT COMMUNITY. How is that a buzzword?

I discredit the manosphere because most people who participate in the community are shitty.

>>7680075
>i may have only fucked 11 girls in 2013
Gross.

>>7680206
Slav/asian girl that everyone gushes over despite the fact that she'd think they were weird and pathetic for doing so. Reverse image search says she goes by minami nyan.

>>7680206
You know he's just a troll right?

He's been doing this same thing forever.

>>7680206
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>>7680232
Shit last part was for >>7680158

>>7680237
>You know he's just a troll right?
i wish
he's just an dude who has to get validation out of the slow moving and poorly moderated board that is /fa/ because no other board will put up with it

My kek sides

orbit

>>7680275
he seriously is just trolling and fucking around for fun though.
he used to post all types of dumb shit.

>>7680275
When I used to go to /adv/ I saw him post on there a lot, same with that guy who looks like he might be retarded or whatever who post the threads about how he's ugly and a virgin and no one will ever love him.

I can't tell if he's a troll, an attention whore, or just legit insane. He posted his dick multiple times on /adv/ though.

>>7680362
>that guy who looks like he might be retarded or whatever who post the threads about how he's ugly and a virgin and no one will ever love him.

The irony of this summing up most of /fa/ doesn't escape me by the way.

>>7678996
>too scared to fuck it up
So you're just gonna let it go?
Fucking pathetic, go ask her out

>>7680362
yea that was eeyore.
mario said he started tripping because he hated that people like eeyore gave advice.

i'll post a pic in a bit.

>tfw no qt out-of-the-blue gf
worsened by getting so fucking close a few months ago and still not knowing what went wrong

>>7680423
kek
found it.

mario has given really solid advice on occasion but sometimes goes full aspie mode. i think that's part of his point but i don't get it.

>>7679457
kek

>>7680435
He is just having fun. I asked him about it before when he was helping me text this girl.

>tfw six months and still going
>t-thanks mario

He knows what people react to and just has fun with it, but he does like to help when he can.

>>7678801

what are you, gay?

>>7679671
This is actually really true.

there's a guy in my class that I talk with, we mutually know that each of us visit 4chan. he clearly visits /fa/ and I know you fags influence his clothing. he has one of those big buttoned jackets or whatever and tight jeans on all day everyday. do you guys endorse jew fros too because he has one albeit it doesn't look bad on him.

>>7680482
thanks for acknowledging my lobster, I worked real hard on it.

I deemed it the lobster /fa/ helped me cook.

>>7679068
wow u sound like fayger

>listening to that shit
Jeez hav u nvr ben 2 mu. is u gay or sumthin?

>>7678996
The only thing that hurts more than fucking shit up is a missed opportunity. Hurts like a bitch, and it hurt for a long time.

>>7678792
>tfw homosex

>>7680936
eh you're not missing much
now >>7679830 on the other hand...

>>7680967
fam that girl uggo af

>>7678792
yep

>>7678792
"no"

>>7679237
i know i suck, that's why i wonder how she's into me, im an useless piece of shit

>>7679380
there are these kind of women called sluts and they fuck everyone in sight

>>7679395
actually i listen to a shitload of bands but those two sere the first in my mind, lately I've been listening to CSS, Metronomy, Crystal Castles and The Whitest Boy Alive

>>7679763
well, I've seen /fa/ saying it would be the next thing so you tell me who's the faggot now

>>7679763
well, I've seen /fa/ saying it would be the next thing, now you tell me who's the faggot now

>>7679828
yeah, i was thinking about that but sometimes I'm afraid that i would be cheesy as fuck and fuck it up and scare her away

anyways, thanks anon

>>7679926
in murrka it would be something,out of this world

>>7678996
>sometimes she just stares at me with the most sweetest look in the world like if she were expecting me to,do,something,

There was this girl that I was crazy about and she would give me that look too. But I never got the courage to tell her how I felt and now she's gone. Seriously, ask her out before it's too late because (>>7680877) is right

>>7680388
we already went out, in fact she asked me to go out, she told me to bring some friends, i really don't know what's going on

>>7681729
when women look at you like scared puppies you're doing it wrong

most women see me and clutch their handbags tighter, then when they get all scared and shit and drop shit/fuck shit up

i stare at them like they're fucking stupid

>>7680628
again, i listen to a shitload of music, right now in listening to CSS, Metronomy, Crystal Castles and The Whitest Boy Alive

>>7681745
teen scene queen

>>7681745
>The Whitest Boy Alive
+1
Erland's a cool guy

>>7678792
Goddamn I would cum all over her glasses

>>7681757
yeah, i like his collab in Kings of Convenience too, in fact, the girl that likes me showed me them

>>7681765
ha!
cute girl who liked me in my junior year of high school showed me Whitest Boy Alive
she was the first girl I ever liked enough to pursue

>>7678996
Not asking her out IS fucking up in my book.

>>7678792
fuck off you fat piece of shit

>>7678996
She's looking at you like that because she wants to be your friend. She thinks you're gay, but she doesn't want guys to pick on you for it.

>>7678792

>in school

ten years out of school, and I'm haven't been sitting in bushes around school lately.

But other than that, if ya don't mind hanging out with a guy twice your age, I'm in.

>>7681745
Listen to death grips or fuck off

>>7682236
Fuck off you cunt

>>7682103
that doesn't makes sense because none is picking on me, were just playing around but even tho she gets angry

>>7682236
that sounds like some shitty metal band, fuck off nigger, i only listen to indie folk and other indie subgenres

>>7682261
That's because she thinks they're actually insulting you and that you're actually gay. If she thought you were straight she'd just see it as guys picking at each other, being funny.

>That image
>THAT fucking image
Depending on how we know each other, if at all, it'd depend on how I said yes.
I may be and exclusive pedo, but she's cute. Maybe not sexually attractive, but hey, she is cute.
Things might work that way if I like her personally, and her being a channer gives it potential.

It'd probably end up something along the lines of "Well, maybe, I mean, sure why not? I kinda liked you, and I thought you did me a bit, so why not?"
It's hard to really think of it exactly as I'm best with pulling shit out of my ass and manipulating based on personality and mood, so yeah.

>>7680936
>tfw pedosex
;_;

>>7682236
>listening to memerap

>>7678996
If you don't do anything nothing will happen

That being said why isn't this a fashion board anymore? This thread isn't even kind of discussing fashion. /fa/ is worse than /mu/ with the feels meme

>>7682301
You again?
You're that guy that posted about you being a pedo the other day right?
the babysitter dude or w/e?

>>7682316
Probably.

>>7682327
Oh
how's life mane?

>>7678792
I rarely visit /fa/ but sometimes I randomly post what im wearing if im bored/feeling invulnerable to insults

And someone recognised me from around the city and goes to my uni.
Forever dreading someone saying hi in the library.

Im too cool to post on sites like this

>>7682303
>posting on /fa/

>>7682338
Not much, I mean, I'm just doing the classics, browsing 4chins, occasionally babysitting, and debating if I should or shouldn't buy Desert malis and which double edge razor I should get so I stop wasting $5-6 razors every time I shave.
Thinking about switching gyms, so I might go check one out that has a pool and stuff. The golds gym and stuff here is just so crowded.
;_;

>tfw your life has been virtually the same forever
I'm also thinking about going and creeping my way into hospitals to give visits and stuff to "certain people," and if they need blood/marrow possibly doing that.
Fucking advice yelled at me for bitching at a troll who apparently didn't donate marrow because "it'd cripple me," resulting in a 7 year old girl dying.
But hey, it gave me an idea.

Y-y-y-you?

>>7682379
>Not posting on /fa/

>>7678792
>Will you be my boyfriend?
sorry, i'm gay, but we can be friend, you hipster bitch.

>>7682379
>>7682346
>>7682399
imagine an alternate universe where posting on 4chan is a 'cool' thing to do

>>7682427
faggot

>>7678792

yeah, you're very nice haha. What's your number? We should hang soon - actually do you want to hang now? I have some reading I have to do but I can do that later tonight.

>>7678996
>tfw drunkenly made a 30 dollar bet that you'd be able to make slow passionate love to a qt you've had a lot of unfruitful sexual tension with by the end of next week

How do I pull this off and be stylish about it? Im a virgin btw

>>7679050
yh myb ur ugly

>>7678792
no fuck off I have to post to WAYWT

>>7682399
wow, pedos are people too i guess

>>7678792

This will never happen to anyone, ever. To the average person we dress like retards. You can't be /fa/ if you're doing it for others. You be /fa/ for yourself.

>>7679774
i get duckturd, but how is mayrio insulting? because may is a girls name?

>>7684382
should have been Duckturd Gayrio

>>7679068

>calling people fuccbois

>Turtlenecks

>Foals

What the fuck m8 stop trying so hard

it's only highschool

>>7678792
Dammit Katya, you never ever go full hipster

>>7679068
wow

>>7685181
pls b in prague

>>7679030

either steam that bitch or do the oven method other anon proposed. and be sure to double butter that fucker. add some fresh lemon before you eat but don't season or mix too much you want the lobster taste. wish you a happy feast.

>>7679035

>"I don't really like the movie theater"

fucking faggot

>>7679068

nice shit taste

>>7685229
Nope. In Russia.

>>7685343

Why is Russian architecture so tasteless and plebeian?

>>7685373
Why do you think it's tasteless and plebeian?

>>7685308
my nigga I have already cooked it - 23 hours ago lmao >>7679457

>>7681741

>'oh god that guy looks fucking insane'
>'he's gonna drag me away and rape my shit'
>'someone help me please'

>>7682399

are you still here? I really want to talk to you

>>7683753
Y-y-you too.

>>7685441
I'm actually going to bed right now anon, s-sorry.
Just made my before-bed rounds...
;_____________;

I'll be up in 7-9hours, and will probably be on 4chins till around 4pm when I have to go check out the new gym.
Assuming nothing "special" happens. Then I might have an hour or two missing.

>>7685495

can you atleast get a name or smth so I can find you again?

>>7685373

Because it shamelessly imitates the high architecture of other countries without understanding the nuances of their design.

In that picture you posted we can see Arabic, Persian, Greek and Gothic influences that have been thoughtlessly thrown together on the same city block.

It's essentially a hodgepodge of ideas with no guiding thread between them.

>>7685495
u go on imgsrc?

>>7678801
faggot

>>7685525
>In that picture you posted we can see Arabic, Persian, Greek and Gothic influences that have been thoughtlessly thrown together on the same city block.
First, that's a painting.

Second, it's a painting that is set in Anatolia which in modern times is in the same area as Turkey.

Third, it was painted by an Italian.

bitch u ain't no nerd

>>7686040
fucking got him

#rekt

>friday, at a party
>girl recognizes me from law class
>kisses me, i do nothing

>saturday
>out getting take out at 11pm, group of four drunk girls behind me
>qt 9/10 japanese girl (carina was her name) starts talking to me, asks if I like white on azn action
>her kind of chubby friend kisses her on the lips
>i talk to them, walk with them back to dorms
>kind of chubby girl has a bf but keeps touching me, literally says she wants to fuck me
>they kind of get ahead of me, i walk back to my dorm

>today, regular day
>finish eating lunch, walk up a zigzag staircase
>look at a beautiful korean girl, her eyes meet mine
>i look down for 5 seconds, i look back up, shes looking at me, then looks down
I tell myself this will be the one, I'm going to get her number!
>hurry up the stairs, when her body comes to view I see she is literally anorexic
>go back to dorm
>note on my door says "you're cute"

what is wrong with me

>>7686478
>and then I woke up

>>7686478
literal autism

>>7686492
not sure how i could verify the rest

>>7686494
maybe

>>7686040
Status: Told

>>7686518
Gavin is a stupid name.

>>7686478

what are you doing man

>>7679703
check your email

>>7686478
pics of your beauty

>>7686558
well on friday it happened to quickly for me to react, and she was only a 5, but in hindsight i probably could have gotten home with her. after that i went after this asian girl (to be completely honest i seem to be attracted to azn qts often) who had a bf, danced with her to an extent that would make her bf angry, tried to kiss her but she said no too many times so i went to play pong and then the cops came. saturday i had just gotten back from a concert and was incredibly tired because insomnia, i actually put my arm around the azn girl and asked if she thought I was cute (in the context of her friend saying she was cute), she responded by asking me if I thought her friends were cute; whereas I should have said "no, but i think youre cute", I said "yeah, theyre pretty cute" and stopped talking. i just don't know... i'm reading freudian theory in class right now and all i can say is my libido is fucked. im horny, i want to hook up and cuddle with some qt, but in the moment i lose interest. i don't know. i also can't fap unless it's pretty fucked up porn

>>7686587
honestly i don't think im attractive, maybe a 6 or 7, and 8 with the right clothes

>>7686614

I know your feels. i've got an unhealthy case of yellow fever that fucks with me regularly, too.

I've also been in similar situations with girls throwing themselves at me and I just freeze up because either 1) they're not that attractive, 2) i get way too self-conscious (usually when stoned or crossfaded) and embarrassing past experiences with girls get to me or 3) no sex drive

i want to hookup in my mind, but I never feel it at the time and i get depersonalized whenever i do. i see myself in third person doing the deed and it's so weird to me.

>>7686549
B-but that's my name!

>>7686040

You fucking nigger, I was talking about the photograph with the russian girl

>>7681716
You can 1. scare her away, 2. push her away, or 3. not fuck it up and have a wonderful relationship. There is nothing to lose, other than your inexperience by making her your gf.

>>7678792
"Aw thanks, but I have a girlfriend already"

She looks like a hipster. Fuck that. Also: Implying clothing actually attracts women LOL!

>>7678792
h-heh?

But I'm a girl! And everybody knows that girls can't love girls!

W-what? Y-you don't care about that kind of stuff...?

O-ok then... I'll be your girlfriend if you'll have me anon-chan.

Please take good care of me.

I love you anon-chan.

And then we have lesbian sex.

k-kawaii...

>>7687338
gross

>>7687178
rumpel?

>>7682269
i don't know what to say, i mean she's all ... I don't know how to call it, she likes to,touch my thighs, once she grabbed my butt and she hugs me everyday that cant mean that she thinks in gay, it doesn't makes sense

>>7688026
Or it means she's super comfortable with you and playing around, because she knows it doesn't mean anything, since you're gay.

>>7679050
Tfw is a girl and balls up to ask out a guy
Got rejected
Does not feel good mang

>>7679763
>Implying.

>>7685520
Just check /lgbt/ or /r9k/, usually I'll be on at least one of them.
Seriously, it's not that hard to find me unless it's late at (American) night because I usually go to bed early so I can wake up super-early and keep my schedule easier.
Generally when the sun sets I'll be going off to bed, when I have my schedule going.

>>7685547
Yeah, I-I-I have in the past.
I don't frequent it or anything, but I've done a few wipes of 10-20 pages to see if there's anything worthwhile.
T-they sure do have lots of cute kids.

>>7686975
It helps it along.
A jock with good muscles, even with no personality being factored really won't ever be seen as a true 10/10. A sex toy? Maybe, but never a true 10/10.

You should add in that you kind of like her too, but sorry I have a girlfriend.
That's usually what I do.
Really works well.

>>7688264
*blows away*

>Being a lanklet with that hair/cut fase-cut
I feel bad for you.

>>7688264
>tfw used to look like this and cop that sweet art school poon on the reg
>tfw fell for a girl, got full comfymode and got skinny fat, bad skin, shit hair, lost my style
>tfw I need to leave her to be myself again
>tfw I still love her

I cannot handle these feels bro's, advice pls.

>>7678801
that's part of the fun

>>7688313
uhhh stay with her if you love her but force youself you get in good shape
dont u wanna be nice for your girl anyway

I came to this thread for qt OP image and instead got trips accurately describing every relationship I've ever had

weird

>>7688306
I hope your sad ass gets torn into peces in jail you sick fuck.

>>7679068
>foals
>the strokes
this is like a reverse story where you are the pleb

>>7678792
B-but what about your bf?

>>7689044
of course she gets with a faggiest looking dude in russia

fuck my life!

>>7688313
art school poon is best poon.

>>7679016
.png

fuck off with this trash

>>7690324
suck ym dick nigger

>>7679068
>because hes a fuccboi
gave me a chuckle, 8/10

>"i know"
you majestic beast you

>>7678831
lost it on last line

>>7678982
swans fucking sucks

>>7685373
Stalin gothic is superb, fuck you

>>7679252
I can't say I find any of ur fashoons sexually attractive in any way and i'm inclined to believe others of my gender feel the same way

The styles themselves can be quite creative but sexy? Probably not.

Snobbery isn't attractive, bro.

>>7680549
it looked good. Did it taste ok for only five bucks?

>>7689044
just look that faggot just look that fucking faggot!!!11

did it all into one pic

>>7693891
you've fucked her already right?

>>7693814
Let's just say I got what I paid for.

My tummy was full. I hope I can prepare it better next time. hopefully I can prepare a full lobster one day.

>>7693917
he was using his sisters phone to text himself

>>7679621
Look m8 i am completely independent. I hardly talk to girls and usually i ignore them. And every now and then i get told some girl was into me, and i never noticed. So yeah...

>>7685420
It works because of the implication.

>>7678792
ok but we gotta keep on the down low. more fun that way.

>>7683208
that one guy who answers completely seriously haha

>>7697856
god bless him

goddamnit why does this thread keep showing up

I've been way too lonely for way too long to be looking at that image

>>7697895
it's been here for 4 days. But it's only 20 posts away from dying...

>>7693891
haha the ol' hypothetical makeout

>>7679068
I think this is bait. I'm hoping this is bait. If it's not you seriously need to rethink your life.

damn, on that pic she kinda looks like a girl I recently dated....

>>7678853
you're supposed to say JO buddy. fucking amateurs

>>7698410
wow, my JO crystal started glowing all of a sudden, then I read your post and now I know why, is your crystal glowing too?

Hey Anon, I saw you posting on /fit/ the other day!

Don't try to lie, I know it was you - you are the only one in school who makes sick gains like that, brah.

All of the other anons were saying really mean things about you, but I like how natty you are.

Actually there's a lot of other things I like about you anon but I've never had the courage to tell you until now.

Will you let me mire your quads?

>>7678996

Don't be afraid to share feelings about your desires. Direct communication is key.

Really eye-to-eye you can tell her that. Women love it when a guy makes a direct statement of his desires without flinching. Say it and just keep the eye contact. You should let your desire be felt.