/fa/ - Fashion

I thought his last episode was kind of lacking

He belongs in Bugsy Malone

isn't there an episode where his mom calls him pathetic? anyone know which one that was?

>>7670040
it's that 30 minute video of him going about his average day. really depressing to watch, holy shit.

>>7670040
The one where he does a day in the life. My favourite video he's done. It was both funny and depressing

>>7670050
link pls

>>7670058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N7DiR8ltCo&list=TLGT76RgIOCXf7fBVQiHhcQo4h8ge-3qJG

>>7670049
>>7670050
that video was so sad :(

>>7670040
I assume this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N7DiR8ltCo

If anyone talks shit about Alpha Pizza Professor I will slap them down

Do you think his mom regrets spending all day with him watching Carey Grant films all day as a toddler?

>>7670079
i chuckled audibly at that gif

>>7670050
>>7670065
>>7670072
>>7670076
what time does his mom say that, I don't feel like watching the whole thing

Imagine the looks he must get, shit, what an alpha

>>7670101
when she brings home the kfc

>>7670101
like 32:10 you lazy shit

>>7670121
My sides. She absolutely wrecks him

>You will never come home from a long day of school looking so swag

>>7670127
>"We'll see about that. Watching World's Wildest Police Videos re-runs and playing cheap flash games on the computer!"

>>7670101
she's obviously kidding

>>7670130
You can tell he's somewhat autistic. The fact he get's bullied but doesn't conform in response to it.

>>7670121
>thats pathetic

>we'll see about that

I used to laugh at Report of the Week guy but I've grown to respect him. He does exactly what he likes.

>>7670023
if u just stretched him out to be ~6'1 he could walk for hedi

>>7670146
pretty sure he's still in high school (maybe even middle school?) so he could still achieve model height.

These Idle Mind lectures are GOAT

>implying he's not a comedic genious

We should find him a nice gal from the fedora lounge

ooh my gosh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fenKbJIPh5U
03:21

>"I'm not going to go into full sentences, I'll save that for my episode of inner city life"

I found his gal, lets make it happen

you all know his bodybuilding.com acc? he has like 2.5k posts

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/RepWeekReviewer/
does vocaroo call outs and shit

>>7670155
i hope he does :)

>>7670155
hes 14

>>7670040
his mum says stuff to him in a few videos and its obvious they got a close knit relationship


i like the one about the icicles in the freezer that vids dead cute

>>7670198
oh my god she dresses/does her makeup and hair like my grandma

>>7670023
>tfw watching his idle mind video about the first day of school

felt so depressed because i totally see myself in him

>>7670224
>"What did one teacher say to the other teacher? Good evening"

>>7670040
>>7670049
>>7670072
>>7670076
It's a joke. He even fucking says so. Hence why his mum says that's pathetic when he says the best part of his day is the fast food. Because it would be. But clearly it's not.

The only one in The Fedora Lounge doing it right

>>7670234
thats not why the video is sad

his life is so boring and sad

>>7670236
say what you will i think he looks good for the style hes trying to go for in that pic

>>7670241
Anon, the entire video is not true. A joke. It's only sad if you believe it.

>>7670258
:D

>>7670236
>>7670247

he actually does.

his level of frustration or perhaps boredom with general life seems to have given him a certain type of 0 fucks given that is slowly giving him the confidence to pull his style off correctly.

>>7670199
fucking why

>>7670253
>the fucking eyes and eyebrows

>>7670258
>I'm doing fine!

:')

>>7670134
yeah tru, like gay kids that get bullied but don't conform to it, what fags

>>7670236
He could pull off a Fedora Lounge fit all right, I think. But he needs some work. . .

He could use a nicer coat, sweater, and tie in that pic.

I, for one, really dig his combed back hairstyle. I think it suits him well.

>>7670248
But the fact that he makes so many videos, and made so many videos before getting popular kind of reinforces the very thing you think he parodies, doesn't it?

>>7670134
>The fact he get's bullied but doesn't conform in response to it.
I respect that.

>>7670363
Yeah he has a good jaw for it.

>>7670253
>everything is there

I'm gonna start chanting this while meditating

he looks like pepyn

damn this guy lives 30 minutes from me. do you think I could get him to drop acid?

>>7670420
Please don't ruin him

We need to help him get more coverage so he can start making that sweet youtube monies

link pls to his 1st day of school vid?

>>7670420
Get him a gf

>>7670420
Yes, and make him review it .

>>7670420
he smokes weed

>>7670479
yo matt
who r ur fav sr vendors?

>>7670023
I saw this guy post on the Fedora Lounge last month. I was laughing so hard.

He finally found a home where he belongs.

>>7670496
trava!
studydrugsuk

stand up dudes (smoking some of travas homegrown right now), usually overweighed and pretty good stuff

studydrugsuk is good too for pills, always overweighs or gives you something small extra free

they both uk guys

>>7670496
wbu

>>7670528
>>7670535
oh cool
ordered some piff off dutchmagic but its not here yet
bought a valium with some change left over which came the other day for like £1 from fairtradeuk or something like that
most of the good old vendors from the og sr have left which is fucking annoying but o well

what is sr and why is this now about drugs instead of RotW?

>>7670550
nelson/jor is still pretty top don

>>7670550
ya

did you order that from uk
i stick domestic with weed

also i heard that dreamweaver got busted

>>7670581
i usually go domestic but i just randomly chose that dude cause i felt like it
thefairtrader has way cheaper prices on valium m8 , studydrugsuk looks kinda expensive in comparison
and that trava! guy is overpricing his draw aswell..
all the uk guys do actually which is a bit annoying

what an adorable lad

can someone post the nightmare video

you know what im talking about

>>7670134
>The fact he get's bullied but doesn't conform in response to it.

Wow, how socially inept he must be.

>>7670199
location: 10

Whats with all the hype with this guy?
Is it because he is autistic?

>Summer 2013 - tfw randomly clicking through Youtube videos and I come across reviewbrah.

>"Wtf? What's with the accent? Why is he always dressed in suits? The plastic wine glass?"

>Watch every episode that day. Reviewbrah is fucking hilarious and he reminds me of my best friend who died over im Iraq while in the Marines (similar dry/sarcastic humor,similar accent.)

>Then one day, I decide to see what reviewbrah has been up to. I check the comments on his Youtube page, and find that it's been swarmed with anons from /fit/

I swear. This site ruins everything that's good.)

>>7671549

It's funny because it's not funny.

>>7670134
>The fact he get's bullied but doesn't conform in response to it.
This is what passes for autism nowadays?

>>7671569
It's not funny.
It's not funny period.
Fucking stupid faggots.

>>7671549

The premise of his channel is absurd - a middleschooler dressed like a mafiaso member who reviews energy drinks and fast food in a dry and sarcastic manner.

Then you watch and find out he can actually be pretty funny ("Christmas BLOWout...")

Does anyone else like this guy? I kinda like him.

>>7671995
The guys turned lack of charisma into actual charisma somehow.

I kind of admire the guy for not giving the slightest fuck and having zero insecurity
everything is there

>>7671549
p much
there's not even anythig that bad about the vids, it's just that he's young, wears suits and looks like kind of a nerd
would recommend cutlerylover for reviews on some cool food related shit, he's a cool guy

>>7671995
How can you not like him. I love the way he storms off when he's finished the video

>>7672054
It is what it is

>>7672054
It is what it is.

Walter Cronkite reference aside.

>>7672054
it is what it is

it is what it is

it is what it is

>>7672054
It is what it is.

It is what it is

So cute

>>7672054

it is what it is

>>7672054
it is what it is

>>7672054
it is what it is

>>7672054
It is what it is

>>7672054

It is what it is

>>7672054

it is what it is
everything is there
christmas blowout
has a nice kick

he looks like that kid from LazyTown

This is my favorite recent episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsMJe8Niv9w&list=UUeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q

>>7670377
eeh, he doesnt seem so sad. just cos u don't wanna lead that life doesnt mean he doesnt

>>7672405
BLOWOUT

>>7670023
>he always disables comments
>tfw when you'll never get to tell him how classy he is or how entertaining his poor people-tier food reviews are

>>7672623
That's exactly why I'm glad the comments are disabled. They'd be full of retarded shit which would ruin my viewing experience.

>>7672405
>not getting any better I can tell you that

>>7670184
He actually looks pretty /fa/ in this episode

>>7670184
he actually explains what a jacket is in this episode

>>7670479
plz vid where he says he smokes weed

>>7670184
>Nobodies perfect, I sure hope you remember that

>You will never hang out with him, pick out suits and eat pizza, watch tv and play cheap flash games

JDIMSA

>>7670023

is it just me or does it look like he's related to richard feynman

>>7672774
>tfw you will never protect him from bullys at school

>>7672833
barely see it
maybe the eyes and the shy smile

>>7670023
id love to see a video where he eats out and reviews that poosy

>>7672872

they also dress alike

>>7670023

i like the way he drinks his water, something happens to him

>>7672623
iktf
would totally chill with him for a laugh. he seems pretty cool just super lonely lol. anyone know how old he is? in his videos in like 2011 he looks comedically too young to be wearing suits

>>7672896
>something happens to him
this made me laugh so hard

>>7672054
It is what it is.

man I feel so bad for this kid. comparing his happy old reviews to recent depressed ones is making me sad

why cant people just be nice to this gentle gentleman /fa/

>>7672970
ffs ;_;

>>7670134
>The fact he get's bullied but doesn't conform in response to it.
apparently it's cool to respond to this statement.

also, notice how I use apostrophes correctly. probably pretty lame and definitely autistic based on your rationale.

>>7670137
the way this guy works, in real life, is amazing to me. it's so subtle, but somehow so fucking awesome/hilarious... can't put my finger on why i like him so much but goddamnit i do...

>>7672054
It is what it is

who drinks energy drinks out of a wine glass? That shit blew my mind when I first caught him.

>>7676014
>not drinking everything out of a wine glass

at least from now on you know how to keep it effay

>tfw he shouts out ktt but not fa
http://youtu.be/43Fri1xmvKo?t=52s

rip

>>7676259

it is what it is

I LOVE THIS GUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjrt_f1cbx0

>yfw he can't handle the heat :3

>>7672970
>comparing his happy old reviews to recent depressed ones is making me sad
I know that feel ;_;

>>7672054
it is what it is

>>7672060
9/10
>>7672070
9/10
>>7672073
9/10
>>7672095
9/10
>>7672127
9/10
>>7672165
9/10
>>7672205
9/10
>>7672219
9/10
>>7672233
9/10
>>7672239
9/10
>>7672242
9/10
>>7672279
9/10
>>7672292
9/10
>>7672968
9/10
>>7675894
9/10
>>7676354
9/10
>>7678084
9/10

I give it a solid 6.4 out of 10
what conviction on such a strange rating.
I like the guy though

>>7678069
omggg what a cutie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsSWpazjqg0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejr9KBQzQPM

Am I crazy or is that a deliberate homage?

>>7678218
genius

>>7672054
it is what it is

>>7678218
It is what it is

>>7678218

>>7678349
>>7678218
homage to what?

>>7678300
He's the same kind of good looking as like, Benedict Cumberbatch. That weird kind

>>7672292
very flavorful

>>7678378
To Andy Warhol eating a hamburger...

>>7678397
it combines well.

>>7678349
that's neat woah

>>7672405
>Christmus buh-lowout...

Has anyone ever seen his mom or gf or whoever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n2vcTvCjm8
I'm loving their chemistry in this one.

>>7678438
You see his mum on one of his older videos where he shows you the icicles in his freezer

>>7678438
yeah I got a pic of him wit his gf - well I didnt save it but he posted it one sec lemme find them

>>7678481
here is the picture of his gf, couldnt find one with him in it, it is on his blog.

>>7678498
that's so arms dude

>>7678515

>so arms

>>7672648
right in the fucking feels man

>>7678498
holy shit, its a human fleshlight, all they need to do is cutt off her head, and lose weight and she will be the perfect gf

>>7678672
epic

>>7678672
has science gone too far?

>>7678069

he looks like a cute smeagle

>>7672405
4:50 -> 5:10
omg

>>7678069
9/10

How old is this guy? If he wants to wear suits all the time, he shouldn't look so damn young.

>>7672619
>tfw TRoTW will never take your cock that deep in his teeny throat

>>7679975
exacto

>>7677990
this is seriously my fave video of him, ever since i knew about his stuff i wanted him to taste something really hot and see how he'd react, and i was not let down

>>7678438
>bodybuilders
>still not saying anything about /fa/
>mfw

>you will never have this swag

>>7677990
his eyes look especially focused in this one
it's so uncomfortable
he talks like a no fuck giver, but his eyes give away an awkward sense of anxiety/self awareness

>>7672054
It is what it is

He says see you in the emergency room quite often

>>7678438
I bet his mom is hilarious. He has a great sense of humor for a 14 year old

>>7672704

That fucking episode.

Its 5 o clock in the morning and for the past 2 hours I have been watching his videos

>>7678069
He was so kawaii in that vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mYvBa61U8c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4QZ3bQbUac
His mother weight lifts?

>>7670065
This makes me want to do a day in my life video. Mine would probably be too normal to be funny though.

>hygiene
>work/school
>tanning
>gym
>homework
>drink self to sleep

>>7671995
he's such a sweetheart
a badly dressed kind of weird sweetheart, but a sweetheart nonetheless

>>7680902
kind of like yung lean. really, everything about them is bad and laughable, but there's some charm to them and they end up un-dislikeable

>>7680902
he dresses better than u nerd

i would give his fits a 9/10 rating tbh

>>7672054
It is what it is

>>7680670
my mother lifts weights. it's not that strange

>>7672054
It is what it is

>>7678349
what a guy

>>7672054
It is what it is

>>7678438

>>7681839
She's looking juicy and brolic.

The lifts are paying off.

review my fanart pls

>>7682227

It is what it is

>>7670134
>The fact he get's bullied but doesn't conform in response to it.
Tiger Woods got bullied for being black, not sure how he's supposed to conform to that.

>>7682287
He ended up playing golf. If that isn't conforming with white people then I don't know what is.

>>7682289
Sports are a black and hispanic field

>>7682227
everything is there

>>7682294
>golf
>sports
>black and hispanic

>>7682294
But golf is a traditionally white sport that has been predominantly white.
Unlike most other sports, Tiger is the minority in pro golf.

>>7682227
everything seems to be there

How old is he? I watched a video where he said he was driving

>>7682396

6200 years old.

>>7682396
Lots of times he says he eats things in the car, or mentions driving somewhere and then his mum is in the story, so I think he's getting rides.

>>7682396
Probably 17 or 18. He's still in school

>>7682438
Look at the videos from a couple of years ago, there is no way he is that old.

>>7677990
Jesus christ stop putting the drink down just fucking hold the damn drink!

I feel so bad for him he'd be relatively "normal" if he just knew when to shut up and stop commentating every movement.

>>7682508
Fuck off, he's perfect how he is.

>>7682630
lolwut

>>7677990
Favourite vid.
>when he unbuttons his shirt and tie

>>7682227
9/10 but only because I don't give out 10/10s

>>7682396
He is eternal

>>7682442
i looked 15 when i was 18.
I dont think hes that old either but no way he's 14
i bet he's 16, maybe 17

>>7672054
It is what it is

>>7672054
It is what it is

>>7682260
>>7682296
>>7682304
>>7682903

>>7672896
>something happens to him

Do not enrage the beast

>>7670023

wheres that extremely scary video when he is just talking and his face morphs into some demon

that shit scared me for real

>>7683774
fuck that horrible white noise that was mad loud that made be break a sweat du

>>7683774
source

>>7683754
he looks like lorde or whatever the fuck

bump

>>7683774
Someone must have link

>>7671646
I die everytime he emphasized "blow," comedy gold.

>>7672054
it is what it is

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1neJA49EuYy

yo check it, sit down for your report of the week

all over the globe they be waitin for my weekly critique

im suited up on the daily you know my shit is tailor made

I put on my fedora and review some lemon gatorade

cause i call it how i see it bitch it is what it is

man this monster zero ultra got just the right amount of fizz

yo its a nine out of ten bitch, all in all not bad

fire my christmas blowout into your mums tight snatch

cause im a fuckin oracle and people listen when i lecture

about dental care, shoes or even deck furniture

im a legend on youtube and bodybuilding.com

and all over effay faggots be singin this song

cause im the king of misc, and 4chan too

but i gotta peace bitch, to go film a review
and yeah he does axtually have a lecture on dental care, shoes and deck furniture lol

>>7685221
genius.

>>7685221
matt u should be rhyming over some 2003 grime beats not this snooze-bap crap

>>7685267
it is what it fuckin is man

>>7685282
i dont care man i just googled hip hop beat or somethn

ima spit on anythin this is day 1 of my rap career

>>7672054

IT IS WHAT IT IS

>>7685221
sittin in my owens chair i'm pimpin
your mother on her knees she lickin'
my ramones they are shinin'
your manlet tears be rollin'

you better calm your tits
anon's on the front stage
and he's rocking dat sick fit
you wish you could afford

cause i'm known to go fast
swervin on the catwalk
bitch i'm in the cast
nice fuccbois finish last

undercover undies
acne's on my jeans
and i'm rocking dat sick fit
you wish you could afford

I got stacks on my penis
SS92 ya feel me ?
special collection, collaboration
i went out in bbs diapers

nextlvl to the bone
your papa's named tyrone
I was rocking dem sick fits
you wished you could afford

>>7685221
lol so shityy but yeah

Matt lelders
the chubbers
saying he got game
saying he bustin hy(mane)
we know you sitting
with ben and jerry's getting your licking
smoking by yourself
all alone in your shelf
taking a gap year
not having any experiences to hear
not fearing
matt always on /fa/, always appearing
all those lone hours
at night up late smelling flowers
made matt the king
always winning his flings
prepared for the worst
and constantly looking like a bratwurst

>>7680670
holy shit this is hilarious. That cheesy pop music while he's having an awful go at darts.
>have you hit the ceiling?
>a few times...

Something about it is just so bizarre

>>7685221
pls keep doing ths lol

>>7680670
it's like something from gummo

>>7685411
>>7685392
no

>>7685282
i tried grime beat lol >>7685491

think i gotta get better at rapping before i rap over grime beats lol


>>7685411
i replied to you bro check it

>>7685221
put this on youtube

>>7685580
when i get a better mic i might make it longer and upload it

>>7672054
it is what it is

>>7670023
Sometimes I like to watch his videos and eat the same thing he is in front of him.

I had a dream this guy beat up pepyn for slashing his tires and not paying him or something

It was out front that cardgame that Jackie Aprille robbed in the Sopranos and pepyn had a jersey accent

>>7685671
thats a fucking great idea

>>7685686
i could totally take him (not that i would ever hurt him though)

>>7685704
>implying he wouldnt be fuelled by energy drinks and bread sticks

He would see you in the emergency room

>>7672054
It is what it is

>>7670023
Dudes a genuine master mind. Look at him, being all autistic and making something of himself.

>>7685704
your funeral

>>7670224
>I totally see myself in him

fag

>>7685704
http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/RepWeekReviewer!Pepjin!20140127

>>7672054
it is what it is

>>7685774
wtf is this website supposed to be for

What is the story behind this guy?

>>7685829
some cool ass dude makes some cool ass vids and does he own thing no regrets

push it to the limits

>>7685829
Hes crazy
he reviews food and drinks

>>7672054
it is what it is

>>7685807
some cool ass dude has a cool ass cock and does dudes in the butt no regrets

push it to the limits

fuck this dude thefoodreviewer is way more based
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXPnUEWu57Q

>>7685774
that turned me on

>>7671549
He is kind of abstractly funny.

>>7671556
lol reviewbrah hipster

YO DIS IS YO HOMEBOI CUBA-LIMA

>>7685671
aw

>>7672054
>It is what it is