/fa/ - Fashion

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anon, be an adult, get a fuck buddy, and use that escort money to talk to a professional hair stylist.

g-guys?

post pics

>>7666957
>get a fuck buddy
easier said than done and i dont really want to get involved in any longer-than-1-day relationship even if its just sex with anyone

>>7666977
get a one night stand, genius jfc

just say you're self-conscious about how it looks without product and ask if you have to wash your hair
in case you have to wash your hair, have product with you and put it on after the shower.

>>7666915
wear a shower cap and tell her you have a perm

>>7667007
or alternatively tell her you have a hair gel fetish and bring some with you to put on after you shower. Picturing either scenario makes me laugh

>>7666973
i would anon but this thread is about fucking escorts and im really afraid of being stalked, i mean, i dont really have any effay friends but im a bit paranoid

>>7666989
in the world of self-consciousness and crippling introvertism one night stands are unfathomable

>>7666997
you think it would be okay? wouldnt the girl be weirded out? i want to have a fun time and i want her to have a, more or less, fun time too

>>7667007
lold

post pictures fucker, or we can't help you.

>spend money on well fitting clothes and a nice haircut
>have sex with chix for free

>>7667021
>dressing for women and not yourself
worst trip of all time

>>7667012

anon it's a goddamn escort 'i would really like to gel my hair' is probably not the weirdest fucking thing she's had to put up with you underestimate weird sexual fetishes

>>7666915
>but trust me you would avoid the shit out of me if you were to meet me irl because youd think im some fucking junkie ass pleb
No wonder you're not getting laid with that attitude son.

>>7667012
cover your face with ms paint skillz

>>7666973
>>7667010
ok this is the best i can do imma remove the pic in a few minutes

>>7667032
Oh fuck me.
Being this kind of self-conscious, it's no wonder you don't get anything.
Work on this and you'll get a girl.

>>7667032
tell her you're into cosplay

>>7667032
wtf am i looking at

>>7667026
this is in relevance to OPs thread you sub human

ok OP I was 24 before i lost my v-card

heres what you do


1. get a rope
2. get a stool
3. tie the rope to something sturdy
4. tie the rope around your neck
5. place the stool under the rope
6. stand on the stool
7. jump off

>>7667047
>getting trolled this easily
and a newfag too

They really make you fucking shower when they get there? Bullshit, what a waste of time. If they see you're pretty clean they're not gonna do that. And why can't you style your hair while she's there? She's getting paid for the time.

Stop being retarded OP. Scared of being judged by a hooker you will never see again? Holy autism.

>>7667030
>>7667042
well id rather pay, have sex, leave and go back to my own life than experience a day/night of overwhelming stress
also my libido isnt high enough to need sex that much, i fap to relieve my sexual tension and im good, i just want to have sex with someone good at it to see if i like it enough to change my stable and lazy life

you has aspergers. that's why you're a virgin.

and people don't want to fuck you because you don't shower enough.

>>7667072
so you'd rather try and hide all evidence that you actually had sex?

please die

>>7667072
wear a gimp mask or a ninja mask

>>7667072
For God's sake, get your shit together. You're never be even slightly happy if you keep obsessing with your hair. It's not even about having sex, you'll still feel the same after. And given your self confidence, I suspect you'll feel bad for having lost your virginity to a hooker.

>>7667041
haha oh shit

>>7667059
im not into masochism

>>7667086
i shower every single day

>>7667061
most escorts want to take a shower with you first from what i know

>>7667094
what? whatchukno bout social anxiety

>>7667109
>most escorts want to take a shower with you first from what i know

Jesus Christ you don't know shit. Where the hell did you learn this, porn?

>>7667124
punternet and the like

>>7667113
anon, im working on it ok? lets say that tapping some booty is one of the steps im going to take to overcome my social anxiety and shit, and i dont think ill feel any bad, ill have a chance to put my penis into a hot chick im attracted to

>>7667141
Whatever.

this is stupid but another idea for you could be to look into one of those "happy ending" massages. they're actually real and some of them let you have sex, though for a high price

>ACTUALLY PAYING FOR SEX

AHHAHAHHAHHAEHAHHHAEHAHEHAEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEH

YOU COULD BE A 3/10 AND STILL PICK UP A GIRL ON A NIGHT OUT WITH EASE

ALL U DO IS FAKE CONFIDENCE, BE VERY FORWARD AND FLASH A BIT OF MONEY AROUND AND NEXT THING U KNOW SHE WILL BE SPITTING ON YOUR DICK

ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD

dude i lost my virginty at 15 and im not even attractive or that confident you dont need a hooker

Paying for sex is like paying someone to unlock achievements on a 360 game.

Yea, you got them, but you actually didn't.

Your life is no better, and now you're left wondering why you even cared so much in the first place. You'll just want more.

>>7667542
and oh yea can someone tell me what Lil B song this quote is from

"and I can give a fuck how you dress to be honest,
unless your bank account got 15 commas,
try to fuck with me and catch knuckles like sonic"

>>7667141
paying for sex wont do shit for your social anxiety.

You don't lose your virginity and walk away a better person. You are exactly the same, except you can post about how you had sex on 4chan.
except you can't.
you can post about how you paid a hooker.

just read Book of Pook and work on some confidence.
Confidence is something you give to yourself, it isn't based on what others do.
If you need a girl to make you fell confident you are doing it wrong, and you'll only feel worse.

>This fucking autist who's probably euphoric is paying for sex

Listen you fucking imbecile. Go out and meet some real women you god damn chode

>>7667056
xD

>>7667542
what age you lose your virginity mario

>>7667566

truth. dr. m is spot on. virginity is a social construct, and therefor only has shallow, societal value. think of it like a 21st birthday: yes, it's supposed to be special, but when the day arrives you feel the same way you always do. that's because these events are nothing more than ideals; cultural milestones.

as for the bit about confidence. that's also true. self-confidence needs to be a very personal ambition with standards you set yourself. if you measure yourself by the standards of society, or other people you've already set yourself up for failure, because you can't please everyone. and the moment you're meet with critique your shaky foundation crumbles. when you measure yourself simply by your own standards: doing things you enjoy because you enjoy them, meeting personal goals you'll find that you stop hearing the judgmental voices of those around you, and you only hear your voice.

idk if i'm making sense, op, sorry

tl;dr you are always in your own company so you better enjoy it

>>7667566
mario usaid i was gay like a month ago and i forgot

why ami gay

>>7667722
16

>>7667736
i said certain things about how you post make you seem gay.
but i was probably joking.
idk, did it bring up some hidden feelings?

>>7667161
200 + your 50 massage. you cum, you done scrub. diving into a pool of high percent of genital warts

>>7667754
yes

i want to bone ur sweet butt hole dr starfux

>>7667754
mario for samefag, aggressive post count lord

>>7667856
oh damn i didn't even notice.
i was posting on a differnet board and forgot to put my trip on.

but i post as anon a lot.
not to samefag, but for cool fun.

>>7667032
lel now I'm just picturing you as the spastic retard brother in malcolm in the middle